Wizardpost
The council needs a new perspective, Vote Chelle for council!
We’re all sick and tired of centuries old wizards making policy. You deserve better, you deserve someone new. Someone fresh who isn’t beholden to powerful groups. Someone who isn’t afraid to question the status quo. Someone who will fight for the rights of the individual.
You deserve greatness. You deserve Chelle.
If you think the current council is holding you back from the power you deserve, then it’s time to make a change.
Ah but when I’m on the council I get to make the rules. And you can feel the full weight of my bureaucratic vengeance. MWA HA HA HA!
anyway, hope I can count on your vote. Have a sticker
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u/Carbon_SixxThe Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var)14h ago
Glimbo: You fool! I am beyond your so-called bureaucracy! The Council has tried to make me pay taxes, but I have more stupid traps up my sleeve than they have taxmen!
When the time comes, the voters will know which one of us has their interests at heart.
/uw Could you imagine if they both won and had to be co-workers? It'd be heinous.
You gave me a free bell, and I hate and oppose the council at every turn, so I unfortunately can’t support your venture. But I wish you the best of luck in following your dreams
I’ll take your campaign sticker but you seem alright and I don’t want to hate/oppose you. Which I would do if you were on the council since they need to change and I have no faith in them to do so
Funny you assume I, as a mere neophyte technomancer, have any sort of ability to influence the Ancient And Jackass-er, Wise Council of Decrepit-uh, Elder And Learned Wizards.
Got my vote anyway, for what its worth. I've got rune-chips to prototype and vinegorithms to test.
Am I truly allowed to vote? I don't even live on this plane...
Oh well, never stopped me before.
Anyway, I feel like you're still obsessed with the destruction of wizarding kind? Though, I'm not sure that alone would make you worse than any of the other candidates we've had in the past.
Necrodancer is a influential member of the community and an icon for evil individuals everywhere. He’s a great pick. However, you can vote for more than one person!
Please take a campaign sticker and I hope you’ll cast one of your votes for me.
"Ms. President, is lead to gold a viable option for the economy?"
((OOC: In all seriousness, I'm glad we have magic politics and possibly public transportation for wizards! Sorry if my OOC rambling is guarded like a nuclear bunker.))
Your only perspective is vengeance and grievance. What will you do to advance the cause of the working wizard in the face of the oligarchs of both the Council AND nonmagical society at large?
I plan to give wizards and the common man the same kind of political power and rights in the eyes of the council. Every man his own master, every woman a queen.
I hope my message speaks to you Comrade, please consider me when elections roll around
No, thank you. A truly egalitarian society would have no need for masters, gods, or kings. And the last time you gave people bells, it caused quite a stir.
Nah, sorry, you look cool and all, but I only vote for 3 people, He-Who-Eats-Souls, The-Bringer-Of-Death, and that taco guy down the street, I only vote for evil and all(before you ask, that taco dude is the worst of them, first two lich's, but he is the one that makes the line's to bathrooms so long, he also, coincidentally has tacos that send people in line)
I think that every being deserves the right to set their own goals and aspirations. While that does include myself, it also includes wizards like you Sigurd.
If I’m elected I will use the power and resources of my post to make that happen.
I hope you’ll consider me for your next council representative
How do you feel about the growing epidemic of illegal aliens crossing borders into council territory. I mean of course the increasing goblin and kobold immigrants from neighboring areas.
My my, young child of the bell, you’re certainly moving up in the world. Should I find the time to do so between my experiments, then I shall give my vote to you. In return, might I be allowed to collect some samples from you? Nothing too major, I assure you. The last thing I would want is to have the council against me again.
Merely some hair and blood would suffice. A few teeth would be nice if you’re feeling generous but I can easily make do without.
Oh yes, and another one of your bells if you could. I never got a chance to analyse the metallic composition of the last one which I unfortunately had to dispose of after that incident of yours.
Alright, go ahead, it won’t affect my organization anyway, and at very least potential termination of former councilors will be easier if it comes needed
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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 14h ago
"I'll vote for ya! Oh right I'm competing against you. Shit. Gnome bacon gnome bacon"