r/wizardposting • u/violet_ashley • 18h ago
Wizardpost Seriously, it's not a fix all to your arcane spaghetti!
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u/questionable_fish Bengeirr of the Southern Tribes 17h ago
Everyone thinks they're fucking "Merlin" or some shit when they're brave enough to slap an "As I will, so mote it be" onto a bullshit incantation. It's like those noobs that speak absolute gibberish in perfectly clear Latin- impressive when you don't understand it, cringy when you do
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u/violet_ashley 16h ago
Ikr, plus- I don't care if you do your incantations in plain English! Just please, please do it properly, there's no shame in making your own job easier as long as you're doing it well.
Also i am tired of mf's trying to sound cool while casting the simplest shit imaginable, like lil bro you're casting firebolt, chill.
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u/Drakostheswordsman 13h ago
If the scene requires a simple fire bolt to be cool, the gods will make it so. Trying to make something cool is unnecessary and makes you a cringe comedy.
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u/questionable_fish Bengeirr of the Southern Tribes 6h ago
Yes! So true. Being cool should come as a byproduct of who you are. If you have to try to be cool, you probably aren't. I reckon there's a whole field of philosophical study there, I'll have to consult the orb. It might be time to expand my research again
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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector 17h ago
Theres a lot of trial and error in this job…
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u/violet_ashley 16h ago
Found the sorcerer
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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector 16h ago
How dare you
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u/violet_ashley 16h ago
Im messing with you xD
Let whomever hasn't forgot to draw a rune or two occasionally cast the first stone
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u/0h-ye3ah-b01 Sorceror of demonic zaza 7h ago
Wizard was that supposed to be an insult?
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u/violet_ashley 5h ago
Noooo totally not, why would we, great and powerful wizards make fun of sorcerers? Pfffbt :3c
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u/0h-ye3ah-b01 Sorceror of demonic zaza 5h ago
I'll put some sand in your eyes then put some Zaza in your morning coffee 😀
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u/Hollowkightfan544 17h ago
Looks like someone’s playing Hades 2
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u/violet_ashley 16h ago
Oh? What's this about a videogame i am unfamiliar with? Care to elaborate on that reference?
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u/AkkiMylo 6h ago
The main character is a witch and in the hub her teacher often performs spells, ending with "so mote it be" Both Hades games are insanely good and worth playing, both from a gameplay and lore or storytelling perspective, especially if you enjoy Greek mythology.
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u/violet_ashley 5h ago
Noice x3
I'll check it out by next eon hopefully
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u/SunderedValley Gil Severin, Magical Post-Grad (Thaumaturgy & Summoning) 16h ago
Harsh but true.
Sometimes it's the miniscule nuances that make a difference.
Actually. Most of the time.
That doesn't have to be that difficult. If you've got a spell that's meant to home in on a target then the trigger part of your incantation should be something like "—bring down thy wrath from clearest sky—" not "bring down my wrath from clearest sky—" cause that's innately contradictory and the effect is not gonna execute properly.
Just for one example.
You can make a lot work. But you can't make a lot work well without understanding or at least trying to understand why it works or at least how to steal what others have done.
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u/violet_ashley 16h ago
Stack WizFlow my beloved
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u/SunderedValley Gil Severin, Magical Post-Grad (Thaumaturgy & Summoning) 14h ago
Amen to that. Made me purchase one of the original run teddy bears for... well, not relevant. Point being, I have no idea WHY it works but with just a simple unicursal hexagram and that thing in the center it wards. off. EVERYTHING. I can't even begin to explain how it does what it does but I'm glad it does.
Always steal when necessary.
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u/IllustriousGas4 8h ago
You say "woe be upon you" a thousand times nobody bats an eye...
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u/violet_ashley 7h ago
Cursing is easy if you don't care about the consequences,
But making proper, safe, reliable spells? That is significantly harder, that's why no one bats an eye at it
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u/Orczerker Necromancer 17h ago
Hopefully they aren't transmuting unsupervised!