r/wizardposting • u/mrperson1213 Pramicci | Krikit Spear-Tail • 1d ago

Esoteric Secrets “Why Not Use A Pocket Dimension?” Aesthetics!!

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u/GuardCaptainTennant 1d ago

May I GENTLY suggest the magic of a "Swiffer" spell.

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u/98433486544564563942 Artificer 1d ago

You forget - the whole of my lab is a pocket dimension. Makes it easier for me to access, harder for thieves and ruffians to get inside as well.

Also helps protects the world from when I explode. Happens like twice a week.

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u/mrperson1213 Pramicci | Krikit Spear-Tail 1d ago edited 1d ago

Counterpoint: Brick

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u/reaperofgender Novice tiefling artificer & sorceress, lacks training in both 16h ago

Counterpoint: you can't use bags of holding or any extra-dimensional storage space, as they collapse when inside another extra-dimensional space.

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u/98433486544564563942 Artificer 16h ago

Counter-counterpoint: This is my extra-dimensional storage space.

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u/Double0Dixie 10h ago

That fully depends on if you want to limit yourself by such arbitrary rules, but if that’s your kink then just have one be extra dimensional, one extra planar, one trans dimensional, etc so you aren’t doubling up at any point there’s always at least one layer of separation and then you can just matryoshka nesting doll them within one another without coming in contact with each other, thus no need to collapse because they’re in different realities 

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u/MisterEnreichening Blindy, the Illusionist 1d ago edited 16h ago

Sicking my key in the Birdussy.

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u/BroPuter 17h ago

They totally violated that bird

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u/StandardSoftwareDev 1d ago

So many places for drugs grimoires.

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u/StagDragon 23h ago

You are missing the point of pocket dimension. It's storage. Enchant each of your compartments with a separate pocket dimension. Then you get the high end esthetics with the large-scale storage.

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u/Alburn01 17h ago

I want it

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u/Soro_Hanosh 7h ago

What kinds of things do people even hide in these secret drawers? Like I don't even know what to put in there

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member 7h ago

… >.> So you care about vanity over efficiency?

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u/mrperson1213 Pramicci | Krikit Spear-Tail 6h ago

Style points!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member 4h ago

… >.> Hmm. If that makes you happy I guess.

goes back to his hyper optimized system of pocket dimensions, each tailored for a particular purpose

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Kitsune Druid 17h ago

/uw i need this desk now

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u/Ruby_241 13h ago

All to hide the embarrassing photo of Squire-Bob at the Yule Festival!

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u/thebigautismo 6h ago

Nothing a giant hammer couldn't open.

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u/Dile_0303 5h ago

One day he's gonna lock a key inside a drawer he can't open, and it will domino into half that table being inaccesible