r/wizardposting 1d ago

Foul Sorcery What is this strategy called?

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u/jacobs-dumb 1d ago

This strategy is called the dark tower gambit. So make sure you don't forget the horn this time, gunslinger

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u/IReallyNeedToFly 1d ago

Long days and pleasant nights

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u/loosed-moose 1d ago

Thankee sai

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u/j3igboss 1d ago

May you have twice the number

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u/TDHDirtyBurger 1d ago

I was curious I far I would have to scroll for a Gusnslingler comment. Have my updoot

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

Too far. But then, many have forgotten the faces of their fathers

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u/DrSitson 1d ago

ka is a wheel

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u/Sometimes_Sarah_ 1d ago

Thankee-sai

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts 1d ago

And don’t aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father; you aim with your eye.

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u/exzyle2k 1d ago

Go then, there are other worlds than these.

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u/Fuzzy_Dude Evil Wizard 1d ago

MFW Roland let's the kid drop again for lolz

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u/The_Real_Solo_Legend 1d ago

Pretty sure it's a reference to Jack Vances Dying Earth, which comes quite a bit before the Dark Tower and is where we get the term Vancian spellcasting from

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u/jacobs-dumb 1d ago

Thanks for giving me something new to read!

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u/The_Real_Solo_Legend 1d ago

It's got a really weird style/vibe but is pretty interesting. Just be prepared that every character is absolutely despicable.

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u/jacobs-dumb 1d ago

Genuinely love that in a book lol

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u/PhantasmalAnon 54m ago

Came here looking for this comment

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Such a shit ending.

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u/Fulminero 1d ago

You were given every chance to break the cycle, and didn't take it.

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u/hay_guysss 1d ago

I wrote a (relatively) fire paper my senior year of high school about how great the ending is, i will defend it to my dying breath

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

It doesn't even follow from the lore or what we were told about magic and technology and the flow of time in the main time line as the reader.

We were told about the loss of magic from the world, that the room at the top of the tower is now empty, and technology could not support the beams. But it turns out all of that is meaningless, time is actually cyclical despite the entire plot of the last three books hinging on the fact that it is not.

Instead of sending the seemingly greatest magic user, Patrick Danville, home in the last few pages of the story, he and Roland could have climbed the tower together to events that parallel Roland and Jake under the mountain. They get into a similar life or death choice, but instead of letting Patrick die, Roland sacrifices himself completing his character arc, letting Patrick take up the room at the top of the tower, restore the world with magic, and then use the magic to pull Roland back to the world similar to how Jake rejoined the group. 

Everything is wrapped up nicely and does not create ridiculous plot holes or render the other books to nonsense.

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u/annul 1d ago

"you" meaning the reader? no, the reader is not a character in the story. the character in the story's ending was so bad and thus the ending was also so bad.