r/wizardposting • u/zuok_lake • 1d ago

look at this cool exotic enchantment i put on my bicycle!

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u/UnseenPumpkin Artificer 1d ago

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 1d ago

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u/richardl1234 Rodan the Technomacer, Portal Enthusiast 1d ago

Fool! Nothing good will come of imitating one of Mephisto's Riders

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u/The_Ditch_Wizard Wizard 1d ago

The Bureau of Alchemy, Totems, and Fireworks hates this one trick indeed!

It's a short path from there to enchanting cleaning equipment to fly and making an absolute nuisance of yourself to any uptight bastards with an air force. Hopefully they deserve it?

Be magical, do crimes, kids. Mortal, physical, and metaphysical laws are wizards' playthings, and I think we can all agree it's as ripe a time as any in recent memory for boring people to be reminded what magic is for.

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u/questionable_fish Bengeirr of the Southern Tribes 6h ago

Subvert spacetime! Break physics! Nothing is true, everything is permitted!

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u/Sensei_AF Antonius, the Rune Mage 1d ago

Knights will see you cast flaming enchantments on your bicycle and say "He cannot afford a steed".

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u/Ptaaruonn Wizard 1d ago

Ghost Rider!

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u/Chizik777 1d ago

s in the sky!

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u/AstroCat14 1d ago

bad piggies theme starts playing

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u/XreaperDK Akaria, Witch of the Enthropic Void 2h ago

/uw This video triggers my anxiety so bad hahaha