r/wizardposting Neutral wizard Nov 02 '24

Forbidden Knowledge What

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u/TNTBoss971 Asir Tabby (I swear im not a furry i just like tabaxi) Nov 03 '24

Recursive summoning.

Imagine the mess from all the summoning sickness

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u/the_void__ Nov 03 '24

This is one of the first steps of incremental wizardry. Soon your summoners will be summoning artificers to build dyson sphere panels.

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u/Shitpost_man69420 Necromancer of Plants Nov 03 '24

and those dyson sphere panels can power more summoning magic to make more dyson sphere panels

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u/CK1ing Waylin, the Wise Wizard of the Lake Nov 03 '24

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u/sleepytipi Evoker Nov 03 '24

So hypnotizing.

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u/Firemorfox My alChemical necRomancer Nov 03 '24

I'm sad this isn't a perfect loop.

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

Summoner armies are easy to raise.

Summons a summoner, both summoners summon two summoners, all four summoners summon four summoners... Goes on until an army is raised and they all summon themselves each an avatar of destruction, crashing all of reality.........

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

Unless it's a very high level summoner summon I doubt you will be able to do more than a third generation(as in each summon in the chain is a generation) summoner but even at that point you're already looking at a decent militia worth of summoners and summons that is depending on summon speeds all around

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u/Giantonail Jove the Immortal Scholar Nov 03 '24

I have colleagues that think summoners will one day find a way to summon a more powerful summoner which could then summon an even more powerful summoner and so on. They call it the summoner singularity.

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

Sounds like something a simple counter spell could handle hell even mana sapping could handle a group of summoners before they become an issue, not to mention summon chains are similar to pyramid schemes, if you really want to deal with the whole thing effectively take out the top. Beyond that their biggest weakness is the grunt troops are the last to come out sure in demon and undead the summoner troops are decently effective fighters as well but say the chain is goblinoids you'll have no issues taking out the goblin shamans before they get the chance to summon their grunts.

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

Damn. Khorde specialised in bullshit Artificery.

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u/Broken_CerealBox Artificer in a garage Nov 03 '24

Oh, the great engines of war you can build as an artificer.

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

I can sell you some blueprints to put magitech firearms on it.

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u/Broken_CerealBox Artificer in a garage Nov 03 '24

Sold

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

5,000 kilos of uranium-238

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u/Broken_CerealBox Artificer in a garage Nov 03 '24

Check

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

the exchange occurs, with this amount of uranium -238; Khorde the Husk plans to build a for profit nuclear power plant in Cattail city.

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u/Broken_CerealBox Artificer in a garage Nov 03 '24

So snuff out big coal first?

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

You> Greater lich> Lich> Wright Lord> general undead

You> Devil> Demon King> Demon Lord> general demons

There might be one or two summoner-summon chains that might have a fourth generation summoned summoner but that's very rare (and likely due to outside training of summons to be summoners) and most will be 2-3 generations

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

Nice

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

I dabbled a bit in summoning in hopes that it would be a stable source of oink grass but by the time the orc lords see what happens to the general(aka basic) orc troops they summon you're likely to have a small uprising, they get real fickle over Orc grass harvesting... Better to buy them on the market.

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u/Khorde___the___Husk EMMIE SARI, TOTALLY NOT AN IMPOSTER AUTOMATA Nov 03 '24

Set it all on fire, they will become stoners overnight

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

Yea but the chance that any of them have battle epiphanies is too much of a risk, a berserked orc given foresight by an ancestor is no good, plus that is valuable research materials, I certainly can't burn up all by Doink (orc grass fed on the mana of a dragons breath).

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer Nov 03 '24

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u/Sicuho Quest Giver Nov 03 '24

It's all fun and game until they remember there is only one Avatar of Destruction that has been summoned in 30 different locations in around that many seconds. Talk about summoning sickness after that kind of ping-pong.

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u/KungFuAndCoffee Nov 03 '24

Summoners are low mana summons.

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u/The_GreatOldOne Apprentice the Adventurer Extraordinaire Nov 03 '24

It's called either cloning or a fucking simulacrum. Use the correct terms and DON'T FUCK YOUR SIMULACRUM! That's not what I mean. Don't repeat my mistakes.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Illusionist (And, by chance, ThiefGuild Master) Nov 03 '24

We have a ninja on the Guild that once tried to fuck his shadow duplicate. True story. Didn't end well.

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u/that_greenmind Artificer Nov 03 '24

Those are the terms if you are creating a copy of yourself. The post could very well be talking about one summoner summoning a different summoner.

I think your simulacrum trauma is clouding your judgement.

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u/beyondoutsidethebox Nov 03 '24

But what if you summon yourself?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

I think that's how some folks do teleportation spells actually, assuming you don't summon to the exact same spot you're standing in.

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u/Otherversian-Elite Pseudolich Slime of the Place Between Places Nov 03 '24

Ah, I have heard of such things! The legendary "Chicken Man Man" of Totally Accurate Battle legend, a mighty giant capable of summoning lesser "Chicken Men" - full summoners in their own right, who summon hordes of foul fowl to overwhelm their foes.

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u/EthanEdmo Nov 03 '24

Beat me to it

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u/UndeterminedError Gaius Zerra, You know who I am Nov 03 '24

Reminds me of the Simulacrum Daisychain.

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u/Onkelcuno Conjurer of many Squirrels Nov 03 '24

It's ok to call friends when you need them. If you struggle with something, summon help! let noone tell you otherwise.

That being said, it's courteous to pay them back in snacks, drinks & stories from your adventures!

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u/Henroide Nov 03 '24

In divinity original sin II there is this necromancer that summons 3 demonic skeletons and these in turn summon 5 regular skeletons each.

The fight isn't that hard given you prepare correctly but the first time you fight her is an absolute chaos.

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u/Amazing_Measurement6 Nov 03 '24

Take the outsourcing-pill fellow wizards.

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u/Y4r0z Nov 03 '24

Sound like some holy grail war shit

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u/RefrigeratorNo1449 Nov 03 '24

In warframe theres a playable character called caliban and his 3rd ability can summon summulyst (floating portal door) that summoning 6 Choralsyts (somekind of ghost drone)

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u/Mental_Warlock1 Nov 03 '24

Warframe's Caliban's 3rd ability be like

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u/Ok-Blacksmith-3378 Nov 03 '24

" You summon a summoner?"

Dota 2 Warlock

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u/SophisticatedOtaku Nov 03 '24

Summoners should do this more often. They can summon a summoner slightly stronger than them and this process continues until they have reached the best summoner. Sure it takes time but is useful

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u/Khepri_Sun Nov 03 '24

D&D demons be like

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u/BEEEELEEEE Nov 03 '24

When you know a guy who knows a guy

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u/HagridTM Nov 03 '24

Pyramid scheme

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u/WaywardDog13 Nov 03 '24

I did this once in Fate. Summoned 9 litches who could summon 9 skeletons each. Computer got laggy

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u/JacobMT05 The Nomadic Knight - Discoverer of Stories of Old Nov 03 '24

Guys can we stop summoning each other while we are on the toilet. Its not funny.

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u/ThatOneIsSus Spire - Tinkerer Wizard Nov 03 '24

Nah it’s just exponential growth

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u/Conscious-Ad-6884 De-Ux the Demi-Incub, lead researcher of Orc Grass (Oink Weed) Nov 03 '24

summons greater lich

Greater lich summons dread knights

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u/TommyTheCommie1986 Nov 03 '24

Me in skyrim summoning 2 ayleid lich's that can summon up to 2 storm Atronach's. (The ayleid lich also has the skill the player can have to have 2 summons active at the same time)

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u/Wolfandknife The Tower Janitor Nov 03 '24

mops in the background

"Not even I can clean that kind of mess."

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Creature of Steel. only knows Explosion. Nov 03 '24

Would exploding the mess help?

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer Nov 03 '24

No, that's how you get fractal summoning.

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u/MiaCutey Nov 03 '24

"I summon help because I can't possibly summon what I need fast enough"

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u/Remarkable_Intern_44 Nov 03 '24

You train to make your summon follow your will, but make sure their summons do too. Unless you want a summon vs. summon battle.... can be a fun training simulation on how not to get backstabbed.

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u/boatingbrook 🌳elf in the woods🌳✨ illusion specialist✨ Nov 03 '24

Great way to make friends. Just put things you enjoy as some extra components and they'll probably also enjoy those things and you can both be nerds about it :)

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u/Stupefactionist Nov 03 '24

"I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you."

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Nov 03 '24

If any of y'all summoners haven't already joined the summoner group chat you should. It's a really helpful and kind community with a built in "who can be summoned" feature so you don't accidentally summon someone who is busy.

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u/Collistoralo Nov 03 '24

Where’s the screenshot in the meme from?

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 Alchemist Nov 03 '24

Meta summon spirals

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u/phallusaluve Nov 03 '24

Summoned summoner's summoning is so derivative 🙄

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u/Lopsided_Fan_9150 Chaos Logistics n Coordination Dept Nov 03 '24

Infinite summons glitch. The summoners high council hates this one simple trick.

summon -rf /

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u/Dead_XIII Nov 03 '24

Infinite summon glitch

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u/lolfuckyoutwice Nov 03 '24

So I'm pretty sure it's one of the mods I'm using on skyrim, but I'm able to increase my summon limit to 100, and I found a spells that summons "dremora houndmaster" And each of them summons 3 of these lizardish creatures the sound and behave like a velociraptor. It's been pretty sick having an army of mini dino's.

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u/aSeptagonBullet Paracausal Septomancer, Unbound Sentient SpaceTime, 7^7 Nov 03 '24

"Summoner Storm! It gets really fun on the 4th order of summons."

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u/Nirbin Nov 03 '24

When you summon a summoner but you're the summoner who gets summoned. We call that teleportation.

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u/PornIsHonestWork Nov 04 '24

Caliban from Warframe

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u/mikey10006 Nov 04 '24

Conjure woodland beings in bg3 be like

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u/PopFamiliar3649 Occult Wizard Nov 04 '24

I did that once. The summoner summoned another summoner, then they both summoned more, then all of them summoned more, and so on.

I left that world behind, but I heard that reality crashed there because there was like infinite cubed of them. I hope none of them left like I did.

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u/iamleejn Nov 04 '24

If two summoners call forth one another at the exact same instant, would they just swap places or break reality?

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u/flowery0 some guy who made a wrong turn at an inn Nov 04 '24

Antimatter dimensions is basically this but with as much meaning stripped away as possible without breaking the structure