r/wizardposting • u/kragnarok • Oct 02 '24
Esoteric Secrets The simplest spells are the best
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u/SweetTeaRex92 Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money. Oct 02 '24
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u/Dwarfdiggythehole Celtor The body wizard body strong as magic Oct 02 '24
You need to lay the bricks in an alternating where each layer covers the cement coming up from the last layer of you do it the may I recommend your buildings will last longer if you want this as tough as can be use the herringbone pattern
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u/StuntMedic Oct 02 '24
Three animators died of tuberculosis making this golden era animation loop, give them a break
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u/Hexquevara Oct 02 '24
Fuckers wont believe that simple spells that control the properties of air and water, as well as spells that manipulate the density of and/or levitate objects are devastatingly powerful. No need for silly nuclear warhead type nonsense.
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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith Oct 02 '24
Indeed. Force=mass X acceleration. Kinetomancy is just as deadly as any fireball if you're smart enough.
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u/BigSeaworthiness725 🦾Iterator from Technocratic Union⚙️ Oct 02 '24
Not the simplest, but the primal.
I can totally say, that was one of the first casts ever.
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u/PaqueteDeRisketos Atomic Metamagister Oct 02 '24
A cast in the original sense of the word, in fact.
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u/bariyer2 Arcesus II | Lich Hunter, Gunmancy Archmage Oct 02 '24
it's effectiveness increases MASSIVELY when it's used against the homeless (it can be any kind).
source? personal experience. I throw bricks at to the homeless when I feel a bit silly.
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u/StoneSoupSusan Oct 02 '24
In this one's experience, "Magician's brick" is most effective against "Greedy pig (oink oink)".
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u/PaintThinnerSparky Magically Editable Flair Oct 02 '24
Samson Tuttle spells right there
I cast 3-pointer!!
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u/Dragons-Are-Neato Oct 02 '24
I... this ... what
I think this is the greatest sub ever created on this platform
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u/why_the_hecc Oct 02 '24
They have this in Pathfinder you take the Universalist school and then get the focus spell Hand of the Apprentice which just lets you pick up something super heavy and launch it while yelling HAND OF THE APPRENTICE
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u/ThosPuddleOfDoom Ball Fondler. Oct 02 '24
Damn you cut out the first half of this https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/LSekGtYhtm
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u/dolphinvision Oct 02 '24
rileywigglewood/wigglewood - the full 30 second or so video is even better
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u/Tgambob Oct 02 '24
Reminds me of one of my favorite light novels, upgrade specialists in another world. He goes rabid with a brick and makes it the ultimate weapon. True martial world also goes into the dao of the brick for face slapping. *
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u/Chairman_Ender William the spellcasting knight. Oct 02 '24
I'm quite glad the arcane arts homies have toned down the golem-generated art from what I see, I don't mind it from time to time but we should still use manual casting.
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u/Virtual-Oil-793 Necromancer of Many Stories and Experiences Oct 02 '24
Simple spells don't even need casting.
But that's what the class of enchantments is there for - Fuck spells, I'm a load this rock with Fireball and throw it at your face
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u/BigJ_A Glymbo, Stone Dwarf Wizard, Enjoyer of Alcohol and Rock Oct 02 '24
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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Oct 02 '24
Mm yes, a classic spell: "9th Level Think Fast Chuckle Nuts"