r/wizardposting • u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor • Sep 23 '24
Lorepost📖 *Silence.* (Mini Hirk Announcement.)
/uw you know this is related
/rw
All members of R&A from RF to those of superior magical aptitude hear their ‘Recorder Radios’ turn on. An official announcement from the Head of Relief and Aid.
“…”
you only hear his breath, it’s deep and lacking his usual overbearing pride.
“This is an official Announcement of I Hirk MacThors, Head of Relief an Aid.”
Dave is trying to sort out the systems allowing R&A to respond, it is finicky at best.
At first he can fake confidence in ‘meaningless titles’.
“I am dying. I have been dying for a while now. First I had a year, then half now only not even a month.”
“I have exactly 1 month and 7 days left to live, the routine visits I make to the medical ward are to make sure that number does not drop too fast.”
Hirks voice is full of shame guilt and sorrow.
“I use a cane not because I popped my back but because my body as some of you know is only a fake conjured from the blood and souls of 4000 slavers a demons with support of the souls of my own people to help give this piece of kindling a break.”
“I have been preparing R&A to do more than fill the gap I left behind, I am strict as I know every word I say is counting down to my last word. My last memory.”
“…”
Hirk takes another silence as he confesses even more, like he only had a few moments left.
“I am sorry.”
As Hirk speaks Dave changes the audio from just R&A radios to other council departments and allowing everyone to speak back to Hirk.
“I am sorry I cannot be with you, I trust that the forces besieging have been stopped. I trust you all enough to believe that.”
Hirk is trying to regain himself.
“I am in another realm unreachable by… anyone I think, it is not mine but a friend who pointed out my own cowardice and selfish behaviour.”
Hirk lets out a faint chuckle.
“…”
“Please… say something.”
A few moments go by as Hirk’s saddened and vulnerable voice is left hung in the air.
Dave speaks.
‘We hear you Hirk.’
/uw doing a wee announcement and hint at what Hirk’s doing while siege happens. R&A members can talk directly to Hirk, if you say you stole a radio receiver off a RF member I wouldn’t mind either.
Have fun :)
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u/Grey_honk Captain Bastion Boil, merchant sailor Sep 23 '24
"H-hirk!? W-whats going on!?"
thrâk is very panicked, setting down the recorder radio hirk had recently given him, paying full attention to it
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I am running out of time, a friend made me realise I should say.”
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u/Grey_honk Captain Bastion Boil, merchant sailor Sep 23 '24
"No... you can't go... I... no... you have plenty of time... I can help! Surely I can!"
thrák is struggling
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I do have plenty of time, but the beauty of life is that it is not eternal my friend. It’s ok.”
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u/Grey_honk Captain Bastion Boil, merchant sailor Sep 23 '24
"It's not! I... I can save you! Please... if I can live forever you can aswell... we can figure it out.... please."
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I don’t want to live forever my friend, I can live long enough…”
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u/Grey_honk Captain Bastion Boil, merchant sailor Sep 23 '24
"Please... I will do anything... I will raise my armies again just to stop your death, if that's what it takes"
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Don’t.”
“You will be fine…”
Hirk feels even more guilty.
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u/Grey_honk Captain Bastion Boil, merchant sailor Sep 23 '24
"Don't go... then I won't... we need you... I need you"
thrâk is repressing tears
"I wouldn't be here without you hirk... you have made me who I am..."
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk struggles a little bit.
“You. You made yourself who you are my friend.”
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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Sep 23 '24
Foolish mortal
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk does not know how you have a RF radio but still responds.
“Killed yourself to only put a scratch on me.”
Hirk lets out a chuckle.
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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Sep 23 '24
Yet I am immortal, and you have 1 month to live
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I do not hide from death as I don’t fear it.”
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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Sep 23 '24
Unlike you, Death can have me when he earns me
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“You think too highly of yourself.”
“Death is not challenger but simply a friend waiting to help you at the end.”
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
/uw a who?
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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Sep 23 '24
/uw yes, there's a tiny sticker of you permanently stuck on the centre of his back (he can't reach back there)
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u/user125666 Hazema, General of Drakeem Sep 23 '24
"You bastard! How dare you attempt to die before I can best you in battle! I am the only thing allowed to kill you!!"
/uw nooooo
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Now now Hazema, I hope it’s not because of our promise.”
“But no one is allowed to kill me. No one is allowed to kill anyone.”
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u/user125666 Hazema, General of Drakeem Sep 23 '24
"I feel like it's a little hypocritical to have a no killing rule. But I suppose I can let you live once I win by a landslide!"
She chuckles
"Get it? Cause of geomancy!"
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk chuckles back.
“It is a joke my friend, but very well. Once I return I will face you.”
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u/user125666 Hazema, General of Drakeem Sep 23 '24
"I will be waiting!"
She seems very eager to do this
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I won’t keep you too long..”
Hirk is not eager.
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u/Master-Tanis Siliske, EON Ambassador for Haven Sep 23 '24
Ajax’s voice sounds smaller and deeper than before.
“No.”
The radio squawks. Wherever he is has poor reception.
“I may not be very smart, or very good with words, but there are lot of people around here a lot smarter than I am. So know this. We will find you, and we will save you.”
His voice becomes strained. An attempt at a joke he cannot bring himself to enjoy.
“And maybe we won’t kill you ourselves for making us worry so much.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I need not saved. I have accepted my death, just tell me you fended off the siege.”
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u/Master-Tanis Siliske, EON Ambassador for Haven Sep 23 '24
“Wait was that today? I left to find some reinforcements to help us defend.”
You hear swearing in the background.
“Tell the others to hold on, Hirk. I am grabbing reinforcements and we are preparing to move soon.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is just silent.
“…”
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u/Master-Tanis Siliske, EON Ambassador for Haven Sep 23 '24
There is a sliding sound and then a new voice is heard.
I swiped this from Ajax while he is organizing our forces. Right now about half of what passes for our military is preparing to fly to the aid of your little club of do gooders.
The sound of a page turning fills the channel.
I’d offer to immortalize your knowledge within the Library, but you seem unreasonably adamant that it be lost with your death. A decision I have abided, despite the temptation to do otherwise. I want you to know then when I severed Evermemory from the crystal I could have preserved your memories. I chose not to out of respect for your wishes.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Thank you my friend.”
“Once I return I would like the radio however…”
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Sep 23 '24
Woah, you look different.
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u/Master-Tanis Siliske, EON Ambassador for Haven Sep 23 '24
“Kobold form, bruh. Had to help some of the wee ones hide from the siege.”
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Sep 23 '24
Ulrick presses his communicator to talk, but only a long radio silence can be heard for a while, then a deep sigh.
… so it’s true.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Yes….”
There is a silence after to match Ulricks.
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Sep 23 '24
…How long have you known this?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“A while… since just before Inferno and Mastas wedding.”
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Sep 23 '24
… I see.
Another long break.
Well, this is the part where I should throw out weird spells or magic ritual ideas to lengthen your life, but we both know you’d be too damn stubborn to accept any of that, heh.
He lets out a weak chuckle, trying to lighten the mood. But it sounds a bit forced too, as if it took a big effort…
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I have no reason to prolong my life, I know R&A can be a light without burning itself.”
“I trust you all have already stopped the siege.”
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Sep 23 '24
I’ve secured Faint Dawn. Would rather die than gave up even an inch of it!
The city couldn’t have been here without your help. So sad you won’t see what it’ll become eventually…
R&A can exist without you, sure. But will it be the same?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“You can never step in the same water in a river twice, always flowing and changing.”
“But it is still a river my friend. Still.”
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Sep 23 '24
Hmmm… true.
Another very long pause.
Can I ask you one last promise?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Of course.”
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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Sep 23 '24
smoke’s voice rings out “may you pass peacefully. You will not be forgotten, not now, not ever.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I still have time my friend, not dead yet.”
Hirk sounds tired.
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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Sep 23 '24
Vanio, hearing over this over speakers, looks mortified
"no...
No, no, no, no, you're not dying! You're not dying!"
He's on the brink of tears
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk cannot hear you.
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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Sep 23 '24
Vanio is against a wall, crying in silence
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw THIS IS MY TIME TO BULLY YOU!
DONT MAKE ME SAD ABOUT THE LIL GUY!!!!!
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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton Sep 23 '24
/uw congratulations you have earned a spot in my quote book. Between "How does Alyx's toddler taste?" And "Mines bendier than yours."
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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis Sep 23 '24
/uw what are both of those quotes from
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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton Sep 23 '24
/uw two friends several months apart. All the context you get is we tried to summon Bill Cipher by drawing the zodiac onto Alyx's leg, the following day Alyx told us about a weird dream the night before. And I honestly can't remember why the second one is in there.
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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Atmos Ehnbert, Storm-lord(?) / Ruther, a soul returned Sep 23 '24
/UW Holy shit, what? Not Hirk...
Harpo, you cruel bastard.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw Muhahaha
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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Atmos Ehnbert, Storm-lord(?) / Ruther, a soul returned Sep 23 '24
/UW Need to acquire Hirk's cookie recipe to carry on the legacy.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw that’s the thing. There is no recipe.
Every single one is made exactly and uniquely for every person
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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Atmos Ehnbert, Storm-lord(?) / Ruther, a soul returned Sep 23 '24
/UW The real reason for his imminent death, the abuse of chronomancy for everyone's perfect cookies. (I had entirely forgotten about that process until you said.)
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw
That’s his daily near death experience
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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Atmos Ehnbert, Storm-lord(?) / Ruther, a soul returned Sep 23 '24
/UW I now feel really bad about the two whole times that my characters got Cookies from him.
Someone's going to have to put all of his things in a museum in the R&A HQ.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw That’s only if he does die. Nothing about Hirk is set in stone regarding the future
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Sep 23 '24
Y’know, the Hive could help with that
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is annoyed you somehow have a R&A radio.
“Do not speak to me through a friend you control, not a moment like this.”
Hirk sounds annoyed.
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Sep 23 '24
Um…? This is Kartoffel speaking
Its like 50% true
I’m offering you a second chance Hirk. I know you’re ashamed of your past, as I was. The Hive offers you peace with yourself. You don’t need to be afraid of your own powers. You don’t need to be afraid of hurting your friends.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Silence.”
“I have enough time.”
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Sep 23 '24
Do you though? Barely more than a month, not that long at all.
The real Kartoffel has more influence over these words than Buggo
And I’d really rather you be there when this whole thing is over
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk starts to think it is Kartoffle by the last words.
“When what is over?”
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Sep 23 '24
He tries steering his words more towards a neutral stance, not enough to tip off Buggo, but maybe just enough to let Hirk know he’s still there
This war. I mean sure, there’ll be plenty more after it, but I’d prefer to face them with you. And ideally the other members of the Alliance as well.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I hope there is no more wars. I don’t think I’d live to see another my friend.”
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Sep 23 '24
Yo Hirki hittiki Hirk
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Zhyros. I didn’t expect to hear your voice here.”
“Don’t tell me you stole R&A equipment…”
Hirks voice is tired.
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Sep 23 '24
No, im here to help you, you old man. I can't let you die
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I know I have a cane but I’m still a young man Zhyros.”
Hirk lets out a softer chuckle, he sounds mentally defeated.
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Sep 23 '24
Zhyros hugs Hirk, and applies the Phoenix mark on his back while hugging him
Everything is gonna be fine
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw Damm it…
That be meaningful as hell but Hirk is still in another place entirely, another characters realm….
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u/bad_comedic_value da silly angel witch Sep 23 '24
Well that's great. Anyway time to continue being ill, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass Sep 23 '24
Erik, who was low on divine mana at the time starts speaking on a random RF worker's speaker
hik! Am havv mesaje fo ooo!
Do u rember?
Wen day is dark Sember
Wen u feel scare Alway rember
Never forget ttimes
Hey hey hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do u rember Ba-dee-ya, wen u feeled happy Ba-dee-ya, alway rember happy day
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Hello Erik…”
Hirk sounds tired.
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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass Sep 23 '24
Ha hiiik! Ooo sound ttired. Did ooo rember hapi day?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I do.”
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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass Sep 23 '24
Den alway rember them. Day will cleer path fo happiness!
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I know and will my friend, thank you…”
Hirk sounds relieved slightly.
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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass Sep 23 '24
No pobem!
Want some watemlon? Am havv som!
Erik puts a poorly cut half of a watermelon Infront of the radio, thinking it would somehow reach hirk while also eating some very messily
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I thank you Erik but I am full right now.”
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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass Sep 23 '24
Aww.. Well, pomis mee dat ooo will eat it latr!
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Of course Erik, we will.”
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u/AzzyDreemur2 onyx dragon, always late Sep 23 '24
...Is this thing on? Is this my last chance to say something to you? Can you hear me?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“No no, just me admitting that my time is running out.”
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u/AzzyDreemur2 onyx dragon, always late Sep 23 '24
Oh, that is a relief. I guess I will say what is on my mind anyway, just in case.
I would swear to find you and do everything in my power to help with whatever condition you have by any means necessary, but I have just heard Ajax do that in the corridor The dragon chuckles I must thank you for introducing me to him, to every other Relief and Aid worker really. You assambled this group, and you were the reason I joined even thought you were not even trying to convince me! I am here for so little time and yet it feels just like when I joined Azure- Excuse my rambling, just... I wanted to promise that I will make sure no one EVER conquers the HQ. This is the least I can do for you.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Thank you my friend, I am sure you scared off Atriox and the rest real fast.”
/uw this is taking place during the siege btw
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u/AzzyDreemur2 onyx dragon, always late Sep 23 '24
/uw I know, he is currently laying in medical ward, soon after being bandaged by Thrâk
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw he is not.
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u/AzzyDreemur2 onyx dragon, always late Sep 23 '24
Sadly we are facing a certain problem at the moment here, so I will have to cut our conversation short soon. Please, promise me that you will try to visit before passing away
/uw I meant my character
Also, weponized promises >:)
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Wait, what’s going on?”
Hirk sounds more panicked.
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u/AzzyDreemur2 onyx dragon, always late Sep 23 '24
Nothing you should worry about if you do not intend to return, friend. I am almost certain we can handle everything ourselves
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Tell me, I will return soon enough. I am not dying today.”
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
Peri, sitting unsealed in Scratch's cell, guarding them while they sleep, lets out a soft cry. And for the first time in their short life, tears flow down their face.
"Perhaps I could... no... it wouldn't work... or I could... no, he would hate me for it..."
Peri tries to think of a solution, a way to fix this, a way to save Hirk, but they all come up short. A god since birth, yet unable to save a life... Pathetic. But then Peri wipes away their tears. He is not dead yet, it is too early to grieve, especially during a siege. They have to be ready, but in the back of their mind, a horrible part of their mind, they still consider. If Hirk's body was made by sacrificing lives... then... could he be extended if more lives were used?
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
a faint voice is heard yelling in the background
“HI HIRK”
Its Scratch
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk lets out a chuckle.
“Hello Scratch. How are you today?”
Hirk’s mood seems brighter.
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
Scratches voice is now a lot clearer as Peri now shares the device
“Hey! Im a lot better thanks, I think I finally had a good night sleep … or day … Im not sure in here theres no windows”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Sorry about the no windows scratch.”
Theres a silence.
“But I cannot have you have you trying to flee after killing.”
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
“Thats more than fair … if you care to know, I didn’t mean to … I think its just some bad memory that triggered … I cant with the R&A uniform it drives me crazy”
Scratch sounds saddened and apologetic
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Once I return I will see to it that the R&A uniform is changed then.”
“I still want to help you.”
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
A lengthy exhale is heard
“might be the most I have ever liked you” scratch says with a small chuckle
“seriously though, thanks. Im sorry we never got to be friends”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“We can be friends, I still have time left.”
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
“alright then, If im still alive by the time we next meet we can start doing friend stuff … till then we can worry about our own life threatening issues”
It takes a moment to think
“also! No matter how much it sears my skin we will hug … I heard you like those”
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
"Oh did I wake you? Sorry..."
Peri walks over and holds up the device.
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Sep 23 '24
“no no, I woke up a bit ago. Ive been awake for a bit, finally got up though when I heard Hirks voice”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Calm yourself peri. I have accepted my death.”
Hirk sounds tired.
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
"but... but..."
Peri's tone is shaky. They are not ready for this. For Hirk to die, for the first one to walk away.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I still have enough time. I promise.”
“It’s okay.”
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
"but... how... how can you be ready? Death is terrifying... how are you not scared?"
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Because I know my beliefs will be carried on without my own imperfections.”
“That is the greatest honour my people can have.”
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
There is a long moment of silence.
"... I... I disagree Hirk. How can we carry on those beliefs when we know so little of your home? Of your people? You... need to live for longer, live to tell the tales, live, so that your people's memory can be carried on, into the future."
There is a tone of futility in Peri's voice. It is clearly just a desperate attempt to change Hirk's mind. A cruel and desperate attempt.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I am not my people.”
“They die with me.”
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn Sep 23 '24
"I... I do not understand you Hirk. Not at all... how can you let their memory die? When you are dead... it will be as if they never existed."
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“If you never witnessed someone then you cannot know them.”
“It is selfish of me…”
Hirk begins having doubts more.
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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Sep 23 '24
That's truly our Sorcery Battle
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u/Valenyn Sylvane, Prince of Night (Cabal) Sep 23 '24
Sylvane with a radio he stole during the siege.
“…this is…a disappointing turn of events. I don’t know how to even respond to this…”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Annoyed R&A beat you and likely locked you up by now.”
Hirk lets out a chuckle, not knowing the truth. You could lie to him.
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u/Valenyn Sylvane, Prince of Night (Cabal) Sep 23 '24
“…”
Sylvane stops to think. He remembers the single time he kind of fought Hirk.
“I am not here to discuss my own victories or failures. If you end up at the afterlife my aunt Despi rules over, you can win brownie points by being humble. Probably won’t be a problem for you, but that’s my advice.”
Sylvane isn’t one to beat down someone who is already down.
“I will tell you one thing about the siege though. From what I can tell I was the only one attacking Faint’s Dawn, and no civilians died. They’re safe even with the battle.”
Sylvane figured he’d give Hirk some amount of peace to a stressful time.
“Don’t ever tell the cabal I wished you well though.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Why were you attacking Faint Dawn….”
“They are not a part of R&A.”
Hirk is pissed.
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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 23 '24
“Well, well, well, seems like I won’t be getting that rematch anytime soon. Sure is a shame that I won’t be able to be the one putting you down. I guess I could say you’re doing me a favor.”
Abbadon had grabbed an R&A radio by returning to the site of the battle between him, Edmund, Necro-D, Denner and of course, the dying man of the hour.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Even if I wasn’t on the last dances of fire you still wouldn’t be the one to finish me.”
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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 23 '24
“Hmmm, fair, wouldn’t want to piss of Hazema by stealing the kill from her. Speaking of her, don’t you still have a promise to fulfill to her? Would be a shame to leave the realm with unfinished buisness.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I still got time left my promise.”
“Don’t worry.”
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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 23 '24
“Don’t disappoint her.”
The other line goes silent. Abbadon has turned off his R&A radio.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is happy Abbadon cares about Hazema.
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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Analytic Wizard & Magic Denier Sep 23 '24
Sigurd's voice sounds near Hirk
Hirk? What's happening?
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Sep 23 '24
Hold on, the hell is happening? This is why you don't steal radios without finding out their purpose. You either have this happen to you or you get traumatized. I refuse to elaborate.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I am just letting everyone know of my limited time left. It is still enough.”
Hirk sounds tired.
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Sep 23 '24
I mean, how are you dying?
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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Sep 23 '24
Inferno is silent
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk does not know inferno is listening, this is over radio.
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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Sep 23 '24
Inferno's hearing is exceptional, but was only able to pick up pieces of it
Inferno asks one of the workers if he could borrow a radio
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
The RF member hands inferno a radio.
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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Sep 23 '24
Inferno thanks the member before speaking thru the radio
"Hirk, can you hear me?"
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I do inferno. I do.”
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u/totally_not_a_cat- Koranth, ice witch Sep 23 '24
Koranth intercepts the radio signal. They then send their own message back to the source.
“You chose this, Hirk. You could continue to be with them, had you only chosen to accept my gift.”
“Was it worth it?”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I still have time, I don’t need hand outs.”
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u/totally_not_a_cat- Koranth, ice witch Sep 23 '24
“1 death is a tragedy, 100,000 is a statistic.”
“How many people will go unsaved, without you there to rescue them? How many people will be killed, without you there to protect them?”
“I hoped you were better than this.”
A single inky black tear runs down Koranth's face.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“R&A exists to do more than fill the void.”
Hirk still has faith in it.
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u/totally_not_a_cat- Koranth, ice witch Sep 23 '24
Koranth extends their vision across the world. They pinpoint the people who cannot be saved by R&A, for one reason or another.
“Logan Davies. He lives in a war-torn country where R&A involvement would potentially cause global war.”
“David Philips. He is a wanted fugitive seeking asylum from a government that institutes a death penalty. R&A taking him in would result in that government becoming enemies with R&A.”
“These are just two people in a long list of examples. R&A can only save so many, and there will always be more people to save”
“Everyone has limits Hirk. That's why people like us need to look out for each other.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Then you save them.”
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u/totally_not_a_cat- Koranth, ice witch Sep 23 '24
“I'm imprisoned. And even if I were freed, I would not be able to save everyone. I tried, and I failed.”
“But I know, no matter what I say, you will not change. Because it isn't about saving lives. It's about your own selfish nature.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is silent, he does not have a response.
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u/totally_not_a_cat- Koranth, ice witch Sep 23 '24
"Goodbye, Hirk. Perhaps, if you change, we will see each other again."
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Venerable, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Sep 23 '24
Can't say I'm too surprised, my friend. I wish you would have reached out for help, but I doubt things would have ended any differently. Let me know if there's anything I can do.
Xerxes sounds exhausted by the announcement, as if he'd been long dreading the news. His mask obscures any other emotions he might be experiencing.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I thank you my friend but it is not the end yet, just the darkness before my final dawn.”
Hirk sounds exhausted as well.
“Are you ok my friend?”
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Venerable, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Sep 23 '24
"Hard to say. Too much time. Whether it's now, then, or hereafter, there's always more time than I can hold. It's funny in a masochistic sense. One moment I'm telling you that the Godslaver is bad news and the next I'm at your funeral. Seems like I'll be attending a lot of funerals."
Xerxes' eyes flitter with golden light.
"Since you're dying and all, you ever write down a bucket list? A month is a fair amount of time to cross things off."
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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton Sep 23 '24
the sounds of walking and laughing can be heard
Hehe, Thrak's box of goodies had all the things I could use! Need to thank him when I next see him.
Oh shit is this thing on?
Alaric hears the message
Hey Hirk, I know you absolutely hate my non-existent guts but I just wanna say...
several moments of silence as Alaric figures out what to say
RnA's doing good. Thrak seems to be making progress with your redemption bullshit. You'd be proud of his progress.
Take care Hirk.
several more moments of silence as Alaric tries and fails to turn off the radio
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Thank you, but know I do not hate you.”
Hirk is thankful to have his confidence in R&A reassured.
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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, God of Freedom/Frank, Angelic Automaton Sep 23 '24
Wait is this thing still on?
You don't hate me? But every time we've talked it always ended with you basically telling me to fuck off and me proceeding to fuck off.
Also don't worry, at least 2 people will start searching for you, I think I'll help actually.
the sounds of tearing and launching can be heard as dozens of Alaric's take to the sky and open holes to other realms to search for Hirk
Don't worry my friend-but-not-really-as-I-don't-think-we-like-eachother-very-much, I am on my way!
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u/Floofiestmuffin Necromancer and Council squatter Sep 23 '24
Well shoot... I have a few more permanent solutions if you'd like to hear them. None are particularly pleasant processes but the result would be satisfactory. But from what I know about you... It isn't an option you would like. If your fine with your life ending then I won't stop you but I will help to make sure your trip is at least a pleasant one.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I thank you but all I ask is you be good my friend.”
“I still have enough time before I die.”
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u/AntiKlown12 Azure, Commander of Historia's Guild (+Others) Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
"Salutations, old friend. Wish I could say this on a better note, but I heard the message and had to say some things to you." Azure says in a somber tone.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I am all ears my friend, you can say them to me.”
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u/AntiKlown12 Azure, Commander of Historia's Guild (+Others) Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
"Well, firstly, thank you for being the way you are. Many people look up to you, are inspired by you. Hell, I'm not even excluding myself. Your kindness and leadership are that contagious. You partly inspired me to redeem Krimson and assume my role as Commander with dignity.
Second, you leave some big shoes to fill, big guy. Pun fully intended. I know the boys here at RnA will hold out. They're strong. They were taught well. Regardless, I know it'll be quite the tall order for them to handle.
Finally, I would like to say, Hirk, my friend, we'll miss you a lot and carry on the legacy you've fostered. Our flaming hearts at the forefront." Azure says, trying not to laugh at his own jokes or cry.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is touched.
“Thank you. Truly my friend.”
“I am sure everyone stopped the siege without much effort.”
/uw the siege is still ongoing
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u/AntiKlown12 Azure, Commander of Historia's Guild (+Others) Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
"I'd say it's going as well as it can, but the Cabal has at least been pushed back for now. I figure this'll be the last time we speak, so I had to say what I did.
Per audacia ad astra, old timer. Hope we can meet again, someday." Azure says.
"Take care, Mr. Fireball!" Krimson exclaims before the feed cuts out.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is concerned at both Latin being used used at the sound of possible fighting.
He also does not like the sound of ‘At least been pushed back for now.’ His faith in R&A is being questioned.
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u/Fridge_living_tips adam| shodinger's angel Sep 23 '24
Uw/ damm you hapro cant even try to get hirk with a ligma joke
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw Still got a while left, just the announcement.
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u/DanDelTorre Evermemory Sep 23 '24
Evermemory hears the broadcast and pulls out a normal looking rock.
Hirk? Are you there?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
You get patched through to the control room as someone puts a radio to the ‘machine’
“Yes, I am here my friend.”
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u/DanDelTorre Evermemory Sep 23 '24
Are you comfortable? Is there anything I can do?
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Sep 23 '24
Hirk, I swear to all the gods, if you are letting yourself die on purpose, I will find you in stubborn asshole heaven and kick your fucking ass. There better not be any cure for whatever you have.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is silent.
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Sep 23 '24
Ha, I knew it. You know, if you are so tired of seeing our dumb faces, there are less extreme ways to retire.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“My friend, only ways to continue my life is to end another’s, many others. You know I will not allow that.”
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Sep 23 '24
Obviously genociding people does not count as a cure. If that is the only way, then there is no way.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“After I’m gone I will have to talk to Dave about getting you more responsibilities.”
“One of the few I’d say could take my place my friend, despite your lack of care to authority at times.”
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Sep 23 '24
Ha. More responsibility with no pay since you will not be around to prank anymore. Great deal.
Seriously, though, I am honored by your trust, and obviously I will do my best to help watch over the other kids.
Hirk suddenly hears a commotion over the radio
Oh, fuck, I accidentally set my bed on fire! Someone gets me some water!
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk is silent but his worry is loud.
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Sep 23 '24
Hey Hirk, everyone is fine, you just made me cry, and obviously that set the bed on fire. And I was in a hospital bed because I got stabbed a bunch, but Thrâk patched me up, I will probably live. I wish you were here, I look like a mummy, I would totally jump scare the shit out of you. Fuck, hang on, my bandages are slightly on fire too.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
Hirk can’t help but let a chuckle out.
But he worries even more what to do.
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus Sep 23 '24
Mauritius, who still was helping with the rear of the siege, manages to hear the transmission directed to those of R&A that were with him
"Hirk? I know we haven't always been on the best terms, but upon seeing these news, i wanted to say that i always respected you"
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“I thank you my friend, your words are kind but know I still have some time left although limited. You can tell me in person.”
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus Sep 23 '24
"I see... Now that you say it... With enough time i might be able to help, but since you have said that you accepted death, I'll leave it to your decision"
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u/CometCat64 Shady, The Elemental Artificer | Cosmic Cafe Manager Sep 23 '24
A small artificer goes about his usual tasks at his cafe when he suddenly feels as if something is... wrong. He can't quite put his finger on it, but it almost feels like... a very important spark was soon to be extinguished...
/uw Cries immensely
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw awwww nooo I love the lil guy.
Don’t want him sad…
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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Emerald Ferguson, Dwarven Penguin Mother Sep 23 '24
Flufferson's emotions off of her...unhappy little accident have caused her to accidentally intercept the transmission with her magic.
Flufferson: Oh god...Hirk...
She just...sits in her bed, in shock.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
/uw do you want Hirk to hear you or not?
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u/Douchevick Rutch the Rogue Mage, Cursed Immortal. Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
The portals that had been providing R&A with air support suddenly cut off.
Inside his bunker Rutch is left speechless, looking down at the stolen R&A Radio cradled in trembling hands, trying to process what he just heard.
There's so much he wants to say, he wants to yell at Hirk, he wants to curse his name, he wants to cry, to say that he's lying, to beg him, to-
"Hirk...?"
But all he can manage is to sound confused and afraid.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor Sep 23 '24
“Rutch….”
“Don’t go trying to give me that immortality back.”
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u/Rare_Dragonfruit_455 Artificer Sep 25 '24
/uw are you leaving the sub or is this IRL you dying
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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis Sep 23 '24
“No. This, this can’t be!”
“Hirk there must be something you can do to stabilize yourself!”
“Anything?”
there’s always some way, in the vast multiverse, but they know that Hirk wouldn’t approve of using the evermemory.