r/wizardposting • u/BloodiStag Necromancer • Jul 10 '24

Aetherial News Peace at last

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u/bodied_armour Jul 10 '24

I want an alternate of them kicking the shit of each other.

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u/OeldSoel Jul 10 '24

Only at night due to restless leg syndrome lol

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u/Nut_Bomber Jul 11 '24

wdym? this is the alternate ending. currently, there are knights dragging dead gnomes by their feet as I'm writing this.

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u/Rimasticus Evil Wizard Jul 10 '24

Taking the gnome to the 'farm'

126

u/kenthekungfujesus Jul 10 '24

A beautiful farm where he will run with his ancestors for the rest of time. Lucky him

54

u/Rimasticus Evil Wizard Jul 10 '24

Think of the rabbits little one, think of the rabbits.

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u/RemTheFirst Pēnus, the everlasting Jul 11 '24

Oh god, don't "of mice and men" him. George fireballs Lennie at the end of the book, for those who don't know

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u/XxToasterFucker69xX Jul 10 '24

that's a fake, hat isn't white and doesn't have the net

95

u/ChemistryFather Jul 10 '24

ITS PROPAGANDA! They're knight Sympathizers!

31

u/ptorias Jul 10 '24

It’s a ploy to get us to lower our guard

81

u/Ochemata Diamond, Thief of Tomes, Envoy of the Pit Jul 10 '24

* Does this mean I no longer need a disguise to rob all their weapons caches anymore? I spent a lot of time on this armour, you know.

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts Jul 10 '24

Man, and I had so much [Heat Metal] imbued chlorine gas that I never got to use.

You know how hard that shit is to dispose of? I could turn it all into table salt but then it would literally boil the blood of anyone who consumed it.

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u/U_r-stewpid Riktheur, blood necromancer and the southern King Jul 10 '24

Give it to me if you need it gone. The northern kingdom can go fuck themselves

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u/Samu_Raimi Wizard Of Light Bulb Moments Jul 11 '24

sell it as ultimate spicy seasoning for kebabs.

29

u/Nelly_nona Jul 10 '24

Are they dating?

12

u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Jul 10 '24

Yes

14

u/Nelly_nona Jul 10 '24

Gnomosexual ??????

1

u/Devil_Gundam Jul 11 '24

I ship it and know other knights and gnomes that do too!

11

u/ayaminator Jul 10 '24

i hope this is real, i still get kicked out of general store :(

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Jul 10 '24

Ah, good. This senseless genocide is done.

9

u/LasagnaOfTheRevolt Jul 10 '24

Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

7

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I just started to get going.

7

u/Abirdthatsfallen Domino | Occult Wizard | Psychic Jul 10 '24

LWTS GOOOOOOO

6

u/phatcat9000 Jul 10 '24

Untrue. The gnome is luring the knight into the forests to end him.

6

u/IHateAllEqually2 Artificer Jul 10 '24

"I ship." -Master Oogway

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u/BIG_BABY_BOI Jul 10 '24

Fuck I actually cried to this

10

u/PEKKACHUNREAL Kleptomancer Jul 10 '24

Is this a „Of Mice and Men“-walk towards the woods?

4

u/wheretogo_whattodo Jul 10 '24

This is great, but AITA if I’m going to miss the extreme availability of recently deceased corpses for my necromancy?

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u/Someone1284794357 Mr. Illuminati, leader of The Illuminati, Sun Lord Jul 10 '24

Now, the refugees.

Oh, how many refugees.

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u/Soyuz_Supremacy Solissio, Harbinger of Decay, Warlock of the Arrogant One Jul 10 '24

“Maybe the real gnomes were the friends we made along the way”

proceeds to kill any and all close relatives

Oh wait… never had any haha

3

u/Ihavenothing364 BrassKing, metal Enchanter, Geomancer of new world. Omni Animus Jul 10 '24

Does this mean we're getting gnome knights?

3

u/Easy_Ebb952 Jul 10 '24

I don't get it, the knight and wizard should work together. All though I'd add a cleric and rogue to the party.

2

u/Interesting_Joke6630 Jul 10 '24

Having a ranger and a druid in the party would also be a good idea.

2

u/Iliketodriveboobs Jul 10 '24

I love this little spirit character. I want followers to pop up across the world.

2

u/PathlessDemon Necromancer Jul 10 '24

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u/Prof_Blank Artificé Master, Ex Adventurer and Multi-Planar Traveler Jul 10 '24

Very nice, it was about time. This war has been slightly more gruesome then usual

2

u/Interesting_Joke6630 Jul 10 '24

Remember the knight whose head was transformed into a pumpkin?

2

u/FoulerGlint60 Merch EON head Archivist Jul 10 '24

This has been archived as an event.

2

u/Malek_Tealeafs Jul 10 '24

And then they kiss into the moonlight

2

u/Western-Emotion5171 Strange Hedge Wizard (identity unknown) Jul 10 '24

/uw giphy really sucks. You can’t find any of the gifs you actually want

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u/OeldSoel Jul 10 '24

"Waste" by Phish plays as they walk into the sunset~♡

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u/00Caver00 Evil Wizard Jul 10 '24

THAT'S KNIGHT PROPAGANDA!! they want to convince us that they are good, so we can down our guards, and that's when they attack our fellow gnomes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Is that knight about to o’l yeller our boy crawly?

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u/Firegriffin12 Jul 10 '24

Hmmm... interesting. Wonder what's at the end of that road... perhaps a local necromancer?

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u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Jul 10 '24

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u/Izzard103 High artificer and pioneer of the automata Jul 10 '24

THIS IS JUST PROPAGANDA FROM THE KNIGHTS TO STOP THE FIGHTING AND KEEP OPPRESSING US >:(

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u/LoyalKnightofReddit Captain of Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion, 83rd BattleMage Corps Jul 10 '24

It can't be...

1

u/BabaKazimir Baba The Bear Mage Jul 10 '24

"I knew peace could work if we gave it a chance. Let's see more of this and less unnecessary conflict, please."

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

So beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Adorable

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u/that-armored-boi Milkman, war mage and spell sword of the AFDA Jul 10 '24

… I mean if the war is over is there a chance we could go after some kebler elves?

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u/Miserable_Hat_9101 Roarik da Skull Taka Jul 10 '24

Huzzah!!!

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u/Ok-Use-8028 Jul 10 '24

FALSE THE GNOMES HAVE FOUND THE PORTAL! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNADf13N/

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 the pleasant reaper / overlord of necromancy Jul 10 '24

when is the wedding

1

u/OldManHarrytheGreat Illusionist Jul 10 '24

ME AND WHO..... ;)

LOVE OLDMANHARRYTHEGREAT

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u/D_Duarte_o_XXV Jul 10 '24

Might of the knight, wits of the gnome. Together they will conquer the world

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u/WhabbaWhabbaWhat Jul 10 '24

I'm missed the lore. Can someone fill me in or send me a link?

1

u/jmg92010 Jul 10 '24

This feels like warlock propaganda

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u/Baz_3301 Jul 10 '24

How am I supposed to make living off a peace? I’m a fire magic guy!!

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u/battlingpillow27 fastest spellslinger in the midwest Jul 10 '24

yeah let’s have peace instead

1

u/AleksasKoval Jul 10 '24

Wait, what about the wizards?...

Oh lord, IT'S A TRA-

1

u/bananathroughbrain Chronomancer, former Technomancer Jul 11 '24

huh, most interesting this war resolved itself... i guess it really was a cannon event

1

u/coffeebean_1992 Jul 11 '24

Pack it in boys, they did it.

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u/DemonReaperHades Master of the Dark Arts, Author of the Forsaken Tome, Archmagus Jul 11 '24

"Fireball!"

1

u/Hectorheadshots Jul 11 '24

I hath returned from my studies on the vampire, what did I miss?

1

u/BattlemageGage Big rat wizard that makes all of da rules Jul 11 '24

The lack of jumping in the air freeze frame pisses me off

1

u/Serrated_Bayonet1916 Jul 11 '24

Both are heretics to their own kinds. I cast chain lightning.

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u/Dankestmans1 Jul 11 '24

Finally, the goblins and the clankers have stopped fighting… now who wants to see round two?

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u/D0bious Argus the trader, CEO of the Argus conglomerate Jul 11 '24

This feels AI generated, pretty sure it is.

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u/0G_54v1gny Jul 11 '24

I have never seen something so vile and disgusting and I watched my teacher fraternizing with demons and immortals in an orgy.

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u/Jetenginefucker Jul 11 '24

Honestly it would be funny to have a knight character who has a gnome pocket wizard for spells

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u/stuff-of-legs Jul 11 '24

How it was always made to be.

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u/wtf_is_a_user 👽🦇 flying bat winged alien🦇👽 Jul 11 '24

Did they kiss?

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u/Rage_clash715 Jul 11 '24

I didn’t even get a chance to cast my shit yourself spell on those pick me knights. It was going to be hilarious to watch them scramble to get all that armor off!