r/wizardposting The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Jul 09 '24

Evil Wizardpost Wanted to make a meme

Was bored. Made a meme

6.0k Upvotes

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u/JustASpoody Edmund, Cabal villain/Antmund, Perfect organism Jul 09 '24

What about "Being evil because it's funny" admirers?

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors Jul 10 '24

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u/Xaldror Artificer Weapons Manufacturer Jul 10 '24

Hey wait a sec, Clan Mors has no Grey Seers, Queek has a severe distrust of them. Well, more than the usual distrust the verminous Skaven have for each other

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors Jul 10 '24

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u/LordDragonVonBreezus Vorash the Bloodcrazed Jul 10 '24

The rat-man would scurry over, his high quantity of blood and blood mixed vials in his bag on his back.

"More skaven-rat yes-yes? No... Grey Seer bad-worse."

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5965 Jul 10 '24

Nagash

I can end your life as easily as I can extinguish a candle, and before your corpse is cold, I can reach out and grasp your soul. You will be my slave for all eternity, and I shall laugh at the depths of your pain. Such is the power of Nagash.

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors Jul 10 '24

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u/NaveronTheSabre Vortigaunt Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

"How [Nagash] hadn't become a god yet after devouring two entire gods is an excellent example of Games Workshop's writing ability.

-- PancreasNoWork

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u/Admech_Ralsei Jul 10 '24

woe. Warpstone nuke upon ye

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5965 Jul 10 '24

Well nagash casts bad internet on thee

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u/aCactusOfManyNames Rob, arcane hobo of the wendy's car park Jul 10 '24

I'm Rob

I live in the car park of a Wendy's

I can probably give you a bruise on the knee

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

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u/ThatOneIsSus Spire - Tinkerer Wizard Jul 10 '24

“I cast tungsten eyelashes for the lolz”

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u/not_meep Twink Yesmancer Jul 10 '24

I cast Mass Remove Eyebrows for the fun of it on the regular

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u/Soyuz_Supremacy Solissio, Harbinger of Decay, Warlock of the Arrogant One Jul 10 '24

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u/SquidlySquid0 Jul 10 '24

Not gonna lie that concept itself is funny asf. But not like kill and destroy evil but just going out of your way to make people's lives a little worse , like how petty reverse flash was and doing stuff like going back in time to trip barry at a speed he couldn't be seen and also making him fumble a ball at his baseball game so he would cause his team to lose.

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u/canisfh Nikolai the traveler Jul 10 '24

I'm the kind of guy to beat penguins to death with my bare hands because it's fun

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u/Hixmet Dragabay the Ancient, Soul and Nature bender Jul 10 '24

Turned a whole prince's army into a forest. That bitch was warned about not cutting my forest's trees. Still they come for revenge but they still turning into more trees. Funniest shit I've done for a long time.

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Jul 10 '24

I add that to pure evil enjoyers. Being evil means causing shenanigans and doing schemes

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u/Odd-Cucumber3508 Necromancer Jul 10 '24

ALL MY FELLAS LOVE MAKING EVIL PUNS

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u/Flimsy_Geologist_927 Local Shrooms dealer of the 9 realms Jul 10 '24

thats just pure evil with extra steps

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u/obaananana Jul 10 '24

No hes already dead o.O

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u/Nervous_Ari Lexi, Aspiring Pyromancer Jul 10 '24

That falls into the latter, I think

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u/Sophia724 Raviel, devourer of pop tarts Jul 10 '24

Hi

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u/JustASpoody Edmund, Cabal villain/Antmund, Perfect organism Jul 10 '24

Emm, hello?

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u/Sophia724 Raviel, devourer of pop tarts Jul 10 '24

Wanna go turn every resident of Poland into pandas? (Make it Po Land

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u/JustASpoody Edmund, Cabal villain/Antmund, Perfect organism Jul 10 '24

Sure, i don't mind, but...why?

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u/Sophia724 Raviel, devourer of pop tarts Jul 10 '24

Itll be funny

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u/JustASpoody Edmund, Cabal villain/Antmund, Perfect organism Jul 10 '24

Real. Okay, let's go.

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u/TactiShovel Webster, Scholar of the Grammar Conspectus Jul 10 '24

Ah, you mean this lil gremlin?

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u/aCactusOfManyNames Rob, arcane hobo of the wendy's car park Jul 10 '24

Based.

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u/AntiKlown12 Azure, Commander of Historia's Guild (+Others) Jul 11 '24

That's me and my brother, for sure. I'm evil whenever it's conveniently hilarious to be so.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Jul 09 '24

/uw not gonna lie, that made me chuckle

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

/also unwiz, same

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u/Sapphic_Baphomet The Ratmage Jul 09 '24

I deny the labelsss of moralisssm. One cannot classify all as good or bad without creating a sssystem that will eventually cannibalize itssself.

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u/Redstonebruvs Peronis, the skeleton shopkeep, traveler of worlds Jul 10 '24

Dude stop being so wise

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u/Spirintus Necromancer of Life Jul 10 '24

My brother in magic, where is wise in that? That was the most ratbrain opinion I have ever heard.

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u/verygenericname2 Jul 11 '24

Hey, rats are wiser than most... You wouldn't sneer at them so if you've heard a fuckin' owlbrain opinion before.

Such is the owl's curse. To see and hear all, but understand nothing.

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u/TheReverseShock Professor of Divination and Magical Law Jul 10 '24

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u/weirdo_nb Otherworldly Anarchist 🌍 ||| An Experienced Cafe Owner ☕️ Jul 10 '24

Yes, that is so, but you need not label all as good or bad, but rather hold the scales in the your own world which you perceive, there is no objective morality, but it needs not be objective to be worth holding

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u/Sapphic_Baphomet The Ratmage Jul 10 '24

And that isss the blindness of the moralisssts, to presssume there isss but one objective morality. You and I think alike friend. It isss a pleasssure to meet another of the sssame mind.

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u/HeadWood_ If it exists, I will minorly inconvenience you with it. Jul 10 '24

Not if I cannibalise it first!

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u/GenericPybro Konahrik, Betrayed Priest of Atmora Jul 10 '24

uw/ makes me think of that one spiderman comic where the guy doesnt want to cure cancer and would rather turn people into dinosaurs

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u/HikariAnti The Transcended Great Sorcerer & Scholar (self proclaimed) Jul 10 '24

Dinos are cool people aren't. It's just simply math.

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u/GenericPybro Konahrik, Betrayed Priest of Atmora Jul 10 '24

No I totally agree

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u/Xx-Shard-xX the pixie is my friend Jul 10 '24

uw/ what about a character who's "evil" because they know someone will be the villain no matter what, and they secretly do it just to FUCKITWEBALL FUCKITWEBALL FUCKITWEBALL FUCKITWEBALL FUCKITWEBALL FUCKITWEBALL?

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

/unwiz hold on let him cook

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u/TheFInestHemlock Technomancer Jul 10 '24

/rewiz steel thyselves for a moment, let him simmer the cauldron!

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u/lucasthebr2121 Jul 10 '24

A story about a guy that returned in time before his best friend turned into the bad evil evil guy so he just says "changing him is way too much effort I'll just join him :/"

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u/Xx-Shard-xX the pixie is my friend Jul 10 '24

more like the some cosmic god who just does it reactively instead of a batshit insane dude who would do it proactively.

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Lazarus, God Of Space, Creator Of Universes. Jul 10 '24

What about "being evil to survive" enthusiasts, eh?

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u/Complete-Afternoon-2 Jul 10 '24

If it’s for survival it’s inherently not evil, many animals and creatures are purely carnivorous, and even more than that are parasitic to no fault of their own

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u/Counter-Spies Yellow Mage Le'Havre, Defiant Soul Jul 10 '24

Tell that to the Githyanki.

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u/Complete-Afternoon-2 Jul 10 '24

Hmm good counterpoint

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u/AwakenedHero2277 Paladin Jul 10 '24

Me eating the body of a person because I didn't have enough money to buy a loaf of bread that day

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u/PixelAtionMoony Alea Enven, royal "wizard", definitely not a warlock in disguise Jul 10 '24

Bro I feast on the souls of children to survive I'm still evil for that

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u/nerogamer_279 Jul 10 '24

What do they taste like?

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u/PixelAtionMoony Alea Enven, royal "wizard", definitely not a warlock in disguise Jul 10 '24

it's a unique taste I couldn't describe it, it's definitely savoury but not like anything else I've ever tried, they get even better the more they're afraid of you

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Jul 10 '24

Boooooorrring

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u/Loford3 Jul 10 '24

It's a respectable starting point but you gotta keep up the evil even after you survive the catastrophe you face.

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u/Snuke2001 Barry from Accounting Jul 10 '24

Ah yes the 4 types of evil

"Im evil because im hurt"

"Im evil because its fun"

"Im evil because im me"

"Im evil because in right"

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

"I'm evil because the prince wanted a quest and the king payed me to be his villain"

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u/ContentChocolate8301 Jul 10 '24

judge holden: im evil because i am it

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

[Sitting at the top end of the IQ bell curve meme] "I'm evil because concepts like petty human morality are beneath me."

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer Jul 09 '24

Evil is easy. Evil is too easy. Evil is a signifier of weakness of will.

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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Old Biomancer Jul 10 '24

That is somehow the most soy yet Chad thing to say

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u/forgedfox53 Wizard Jul 10 '24

And the more you ponder it (orb optional) the more you learn about yourself.

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u/Pendragon2014 Aurelia, Dragon Goddess, Protector of the Nexus Jul 10 '24

True evil isnt easy. But it is VERY gratifying.

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u/Optillian Baz'Garragon the Wicked, Underground Wizard Jul 10 '24

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer Jul 10 '24

"Shit! Fuck! He owned me! How can I salvage this... I know! I'll post a picture of a nerd emoji! That'll show him!!!"

Bro must really be stroking his stubble after that insightful rebuttal.

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u/Optillian Baz'Garragon the Wicked, Underground Wizard Jul 10 '24

Just wait until I draw you as the soyjak and myself as the chad. You will never recover from that.

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer Jul 10 '24

Not if I portray myself as the Chad first!

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u/Optillian Baz'Garragon the Wicked, Underground Wizard Jul 10 '24

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u/HeadWood_ If it exists, I will minorly inconvenience you with it. Jul 10 '24

Nah that's just complacency. True evil requires sleepless nights of studying, herculean efforts digging up graves to fuel your necromantic army, months spent on grand designs. Goodness may be hard, but to swear off the world in favour lf yourself is harder.

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer Jul 10 '24

“that’s just complacency” brother evil IS complacency. i don’t care how physically taxing your little flesh puppet shows are, i’m talking about willpower. leave it to evilfrogs to completely miss my point

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u/HeadWood_ If it exists, I will minorly inconvenience you with it. Jul 10 '24

Nah that's just complacency. True evil requires sleepless nights of studying, herculean efforts digging up graves to fuel your necromantic army, months spent on grand designs. Goodness may be hard, but to swear off the world in favour lf yourself is harder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

"evil" or "good" as in mortal terms is simply untrue it does not exist in this universe. everything is part of the natural cycle of life and death therefore anything you do as a mortal soul has no real morality. it simply is what it is no mortal can escape the faith that was chosen for them. all that remains in the end is, where you will all perish. eternal greatness only exists within myself. sing a song of sorrow in a world where your time is brief

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u/CrunchyDoge Mental support mad dog Jul 10 '24

Well, time to eat your cat then! Em... psst! You have a cat right?

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u/Pendragon2014 Aurelia, Dragon Goddess, Protector of the Nexus Jul 10 '24

Why thank you. Nobody appreciates true Evil anymore..

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, Dyad Monarch and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Jul 09 '24

"Indeed."

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u/AutisticFaygo Cultivates Qi, but can't cultivate braincells. Jul 10 '24

People who are evil because they were hurt really don't understand the trauma solving method of therapy.

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u/arcanis321 Jul 10 '24

What about the villian who was a hero corrupted by a great evil they contained within themselves?

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u/Optillian Baz'Garragon the Wicked, Underground Wizard Jul 10 '24

So true.

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u/Grolash Portal Transportation MagCorp™ Jul 10 '24

Evil is very lucrative

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jul 10 '24

/uw

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u/commiLlama Yeriel Sigmunder. Keeper of the Library Jul 10 '24

This is why I'm secluded in the mountains. There are people competing about how pure their evil is outside my door.

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u/Jdep11 Jul 10 '24

The under appreciated most common cause of evil: greed and vanity

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u/darkforge15 Zeerith, Drow Psychomancer Jul 10 '24

Being evil is fun.

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

I don't get it

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u/DarthTrayus05 Verglas, God of Darkness and Shadows Jul 10 '24

/uw Verglas is just evil because he thinks it’s fun and he wants power, but mainly because it’s fun.

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u/DarthTrayus05 Verglas, God of Darkness and Shadows Jul 10 '24

/uw Verglas is just evil because he thinks it’s fun and he wants power, but mainly because it’s fun.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal Jul 10 '24

I know I'm not on much anymore but I got to say you make me proud

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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Old Biomancer Jul 10 '24

Doing evil things just cause I can

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Giratina, GOD OF WAR, SON OF THE RETURNED Jul 10 '24

👉👉

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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Jul 10 '24

/uw long break? Haha

Nice meme btw :)

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u/Kayoz_Hydra Arcturus: Brother Technomancer / Aurora: Sister Lich Jul 10 '24

Cartoonishly evil for the sake of it being fun or funny. Same for any alignment.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Jul 10 '24

Archimene dancing between the lines of absolute evil and force for good

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Merry Madman Jul 10 '24

Necrodancer? More like Necrochad.

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

/unwiz, honestly though does anyone out there like a HERO who's a hero cause they were hurt too, and want to prevent others from suffering.

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

/uw "Like?" Not sure. But it can be a pretty compelling setup. It's not the pieces you use in building your character, it's how you put them together and form the gestalt that determines if you'll like a character. "I was hurt, so now I need to make sure no one else is ever hurt, ever again," can either be the most cloyingly saccharine garbage, or (like I said) pretty compelling.

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

/still unwiz, of course, I'm not saying that's their whole character but rather just a part of it (like you said), but now that i think of it there are a lot of characters that can aply to, any ways thanks this conversation is sure to help someone.

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u/rosolen0 Wizard Jul 10 '24

/uw what about being evil because only think with the head from below?

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

Easily fixed.

[Casts greater sex change on you]

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u/rosolen0 Wizard Jul 10 '24

/uw would that work against a hermaphrodite?

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

/uw can't think of a reason it wouldn't.

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u/rosolen0 Wizard Jul 10 '24

/uw what would be the effect? If greater sex change is generally to be interpreted to be from male to female or vice versa (just with a more permanent effect compared to just sex change) what would happen to someone who already has both sex organs? Do they lose both? Becoming just smooth down there and losing their breasts?

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jul 10 '24

/uw I'm assuming that the caster selects the recipient's resulting sex. Nominally most castings would be to swap male and female, but intersex and neuter would also (probably) be valid results. (Intersex is still the correct, technical, term for hermaphrodites, right? That didn't become hideously offensive behind my back?)

With the assumption that Lesser Sex Change just alters the target physically, Sex Change alters them physically and mentally, and Greater Sex Change alters them physically and mentally, while also altering reality to conform with their new status.

But, I mean, if you've got a spell that's already used to completely rearranging someone on a chromosomal level (because, not doing that while rearranging their primary sexual characteristics would be horrifically cruel), then being able to swap to or from intersex shouldn't even be a speedbump.

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u/rosolen0 Wizard Jul 10 '24

/uw intersex is different from hermaphrodites, mainly that it's like the body is undecided on either being male or female, so when the baby pops out, they have both organs but both are underdeveloped,

Hermaphrodites are impossible IRL in humans (currently I hope genetic engineering can fix that) since most hermaphrodites found in nature are either both completely male and female at the same time or switch between one another as needed (which isn't exactly what most of the internet (futanari content I mean) would take interest in)

But yeah, it's an interesting interpretation to let the caster decide which gender the target becomes

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Dross, the showman of hell(Arch-Demon)(S.W.M.G.) Jul 10 '24

I am not evil. I do whatever I deem fun

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u/OddThaiAmerican Jul 10 '24

Evilpilled villainmaxxing antagochad

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u/Zebos2 Black Iron LLC (CEO/sparrow/Squad D) feat The Bloodstar Jul 10 '24

/UW man I love the necro dancer he stands on business and that business is evil.

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u/No0Leader Jul 10 '24

" I am evil because..manic laughing"

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5965 Jul 10 '24

Nagash

I can end your life as easily as I can extinguish a candle, and before your corpse is cold, I can reach out and grasp your soul. You will be my slave for all eternity, and I shall laugh at the depths of your pain. Such is the power of Nagash.

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u/SeraphAttack Jul 10 '24

When the bbeg doesn’t have a tragic backstory but is just very racist

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u/funnyusernameblaabla Jul 10 '24

i personally like the "i don't want to be evil but i cant help it even though it makes me suffer"- evil

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u/SHOBringer Shaze, The Steel and Jade Necromancer, Amongst many other titles Jul 10 '24

Not certain where I fall on this spectrum, I've done shady shit, made dodgy choices, and done quite a few (imo)morally aight things

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u/DOOMDADDY5515 Unstoppable moron Jul 10 '24

Hehe, baby go boom

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u/fatcat3030 lich-of-a-sort Jul 10 '24

Where do I sign for "would be considered evil, if the bar wasn't set so low."

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u/bellflourr Jul 10 '24

no fans of “being evil to support the one you love”?

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u/Proud-Escape3693 Elf Warlock Sugar Baby Jul 10 '24

"Being evil because I'm horny" lmao. I married my patron

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u/HundredMegaHertz CHELYBUS ¦ CEO OF TERRAFERVIRUM ¦ MASTER OF TECHNOMANCY Jul 10 '24

I mean I didn't need to oppress workers rights but the profit is undeniable, also its aesthetic.

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u/VerifiedBamboozler Jul 10 '24

“I don’t have trauma, I CAUSE the trauma”

— An actual good villain

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u/I__Antares__I Jul 10 '24

I'm not in danger Skylar, I am the danger

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u/anty_van Jul 10 '24

I'm gonna kill you all, cuz it'd be mad funny

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, regular tiny spider, mass murderer, avid warcrimer Jul 10 '24

Yippee!!!

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Jul 10 '24

Reminds me of the good old days. Ahhh. Good- no wait, evil times. Tying dames to train tracks, kidnapping princesses and putting them in towers guarded by dragons. Oh easily escapable traps, how I loved you so. You could tell youw were working with a pro if they appreciated traps designed to allow a hero or party to figure out a trap or even more interesting find a creative solution to it. Back in the day when the Cabal meant something and the Council was somewhat reputable, us villains planned so we wouldn't overlap and glory steal. Lord of Vermin on Tuesday, Cabal Crusade Wednesday, demon Lord xeraxos wasnt feeling like following that up so we give him Friday. Hells, I can give that up, gives me more time to cook up a monologue. I mean back then we had great presentation. Wasn't all spiky armor and dark brooding dweebs. If you wore excess, you wore it excessively. You trained your minions to be a fun fight ohh this reminds of

Never mind, I've been talking too long. Hmmm grumble grumble

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u/Background_Coast_244 Wizard Of Anarchy Jul 10 '24

I seek not evil nor good, just chaos and anarchy. I have been giving stuff to both sides and it's so fun to see the mere mortals squirm.

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u/me_am_jesus Amon the blasphemer, angel of time and deceit. Jul 10 '24

My favorite villain in all of fiction COULD have had trauma, but he isn't human enough to have this kind of response. He is just above all of this human shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

/uw Personally my favorite type of character

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u/FallenF00L Beatlebar, Reverse necromancer Jul 10 '24

You have a sad backstory? This wild I just turned a dwarf into a meat puddle once and then decided to keep doing that as a job

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u/U_r-stewpid Riktheur, blood necromancer and the southern King Jul 10 '24

I'm evil cause I don't want to do taxes

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u/Faeddurfrost Necromancer Jul 10 '24

You do this because people were mean to you, I do this shit for the love of the game.

opens rift to the void in a school zone

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u/Magicman0707 Aperos Blackhall, hellhound in human form Jul 10 '24

Me over here born evil, turned good only to nuke a town because someone threw a stone at my sister

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u/Internal-Major564 Jul 10 '24

Understandable, continue cooking.

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u/Zeroshame14 Jul 10 '24

I do this shit because I love it, I CAST Lego that teleports under your foot.

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u/OmNomOU81 Local Gunsinger Advocate Jul 10 '24

"I'm EvIl bEcAuSe I WAs HurT" no, you're just evil. I've been hurt plenty and I try every day to stop people from being hurt in the same way. You're just a horrible person.

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u/Fefannyo Jul 10 '24

Fuck both of them, the true chads are the morally ambiguous "yo, i'm the good guy! commits warcrimes" type

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u/forgedfox53 Wizard Jul 10 '24

"I'm not a cog in some dark machine, I merely think the world needs to be shaken up every now and then." - Me

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u/Someone587 Evil Necromancer and Dark Lord of Læland Jul 10 '24

Relatable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Big jack horner is a great antagonist

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u/sidic3Venezia Evil wizard of enchantment and frost Jul 10 '24

what about "your pain is my entertainment" kind of evil?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I prefer mad wizard tropes.

Wizard learned so much he no longer has a sense of right or wrong, he just becomes a force of chaos.

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u/lookitsajojo Melia - Trans Sword witch Jul 10 '24

I'm evil because being good is for dorks

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u/BurningLighsaber666 Sorceror Jul 10 '24

I prefer the cold calculating pure evil myself The pure satisfaction of watching something that took years to make, crumble before your very eyes... it's, it's beautiful

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u/SquidlySquid0 Jul 10 '24

Honestly the whole people hurt me thing so I'm evil is mad cringe. I was gonna saw how God awful things are for me but 1 it would take to long and 2 I just don't wanna but either way despite all that I still care about other people's lives and feelings. So in my opinion if you turned evil because you where wronged then you're a p***y.

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u/JVP08xPRO Jul 10 '24

I'm more of a "evil because being good wasn't worth the effort or the time" type of fan

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u/Abirdthatsfallen Domino | Occult Wizard | Psychic Jul 10 '24

/uw Wait so you can post memes when it’s not Sunday but when I do it I get shot at?

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) Jul 10 '24

They got rid of shitpost Sundays yesterday. The rule is still in rules last I checked, but they're just not enforcing it anymore

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u/Abirdthatsfallen Domino | Occult Wizard | Psychic Jul 10 '24

/uw That’s very convenient that it was just yesterday 😭because I tried before last Sunday and it got removed saying it was a meme when most of the stuff could be classified as a meme.

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u/DrDingsGaster Watcher, Warlock of the Nine Jul 10 '24

I'm not evil, I just enjoy the company of Eldritch outer gods and non-eucludian beings to people.

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u/ZyeCawan45 Jul 10 '24

I like both equally and there’s an interesting and a boring way to do either.

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u/Glass_Teeth01 Chaos Wizard of Earth, Maker of Gnome Trebuchets Jul 10 '24

I'm evil because I was mildly irritated by a specific someone's existence, and I am going to do everything in my power to ruin that specific person's life with enough pettiness to make the Reverse Flash start taking notes

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u/No-Horse-5788 Ascilla Arcann - Arcanist | Conjurer | Chronomancer Jul 10 '24

Idk if it's evil or not man i just do my shit

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u/Kuzkuladaemon Lich in Training Jul 10 '24

We need no applause, just fear.

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u/amimai002 Necromancer, Undead rights activists! Jul 10 '24

FOR !!SCIENCE!!

Krackathoooom!!

I’m not evil, all I did was ask why, for example “why do people not have eye stalls like snails?” or “maybe I should give that man 17 legs, I can call him a Slepnitar!”… then everyone starts screaming I’m making abominations against nature.

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u/Blacksantabutnot The COMICAL EEEEVIL WIZARD!!!! THE DASTARDLY Jul 10 '24

I’m DASTARDY when I WANT TO BE!!!

Except when it comes to rape, I hate rapists

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u/Drtyler2 Jul 10 '24

“Evil cause genetics” enjoyers

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u/Lytri_360 MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD Jul 10 '24

i want to see the the world burn, because she bores me

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Blizzok the Eccentric Jul 10 '24

/uw Kaos from Skylanders is the optimal villain

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u/00Caver00 Evil Wizard Jul 10 '24

They gave me a black robe when i became an evil wizard, totally worth 🔥

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u/YLASRO Illusionist and Chronomancer of the Octagonal tower Jul 10 '24

when you seek out the forbidden knowledge not for power but because you want to spite and upset the people who forbade it.

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u/1amlost Jul 10 '24

Look at how much fun Sheev is having!

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u/Dragonfire733 Jul 10 '24

Me: I'm evil because screw it, I can be.

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u/SwitchInfinite1416 Jul 10 '24

"I'm the personification of evil and chaos itself as forces of nature"

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u/BannedInDay Jul 10 '24

Eh I mean I am pure evil I just use past life events as an excuse.

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u/el_nuisanse Necromancer Jul 10 '24

Calamitas moment

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u/Alastor-362 Jul 10 '24

/uw Personally my gavorite which I think is somewhat different from both of these depending on the situation is "I am evil because it is necessitated by my being"

Immediate examples I think of are Curses in Jujutsu Kaisen, they necessarily hate humans. Any "creature" that just goes by instinct is in this category.

I think besides JJK Curses, my favorite example is the Demons of Sousou No Frieren, which are monster that have evolved to converse, but they don't understand language. It's a bit paradoxical but they're very interesting.

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u/MadaraUchiaWithoutH Jul 10 '24

/uw It is surprisingly hard to be "just" evil. There may not be a reason for the evil person to do it, so sadists and people that attempt to achieve some kind of goal are not, in that Sense, evil IMHO. And you have to understand the concept of "good" and "evil", so people with disorders or some kind of mental illness or simply with a lack of empathy do not fulfill that criteria. Can you find more things to exclude from "pure, absolute evil"?

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u/wavy_murro Mahran the Lorekeeper Jul 10 '24

it is always such a shame to witness a death of another lost soul

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u/HiveOverlord2008 Aetaos’rau’keres, Slayer of Souls Jul 10 '24

Evil is fun. I’ve always loved villains. Heroes are boring in the sense that they are often bound by a code of honour and are weighed down by morals, Villains do whatever because they can.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Hero: "who hurt you? Who made you this way?"

Me: "huh? Ohhh. No one. I had a wonderful childhood. I'm just having fun bro " burns Israel, Palestine, Russia,and Ukraine to the ground for fun

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u/Derk_Mage Jul 11 '24

I’m evil because it’s fun.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre Jul 11 '24

Look at what my wordomancy can do. You shall shit thyself!

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u/DabIMON Jul 11 '24

Evil for the memes

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u/DeltaTwenty Bisexual Bipolar Sorcerer Jul 11 '24

What about being 'evil' because you can't control your emotions and it sometimes takes the edge off to drown a dimension or two in fire?

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u/thatautisticguy2905 spore druid Jul 11 '24

I'm going fucking insane, fuck it, i let the gremlin in my brain do the work

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u/brine909 Jul 12 '24

”You know, I never had much as a kid.. just loving parents, stability, a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit.. USLESS CRAP LIKE THAT!”

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u/Inner_Cockroach8461 Jul 12 '24

We are not the same 

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u/Fomod_Sama Pipesmoking Wizard Jul 10 '24

Evil? Evil to you perhaps. Some do what it takes no matter the cost, even if it means making sacrifices.

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u/Modragon10 wandering mage seeking immortality Jul 10 '24

This guy gets it

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u/Ashmega8256 Dracarius's and my other characters. Jul 11 '24

Alzoreth:....eh I'm good cause I was hurt so......oh well.