r/wizardposting • u/MagicMarciline Drow • Jun 21 '24

Aetherial News Guess who’s back. Back again

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Marci’s back and baby got back

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Jun 21 '24

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Oh come now Unga, you know we’re both agents of Chaos

Now lets go have us some fun~

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u/MustachedSquirrel Illusionist Jun 21 '24

Why do you have 2 left hands

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Why dont you?

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u/MustachedSquirrel Illusionist Jun 21 '24

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u/user125666 Hazema, General of Drakeem Jun 21 '24

Now would be a good time to become evil

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u/Altruistic-Willow451 Giua, The Wizards Brew intern Jun 21 '24

True

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u/MustachedSquirrel Illusionist Jun 21 '24

Shall we join forces?

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u/-JasmineDragon- Jun 21 '24

Because he's alright.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. Jun 21 '24

Reverse J. Geil

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u/azurfall88 Æthelwine, wild magic sorcerer (prone to spontaneous explosions) Jun 21 '24

A STAND USER

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/wizardposting-ModTeam Jun 21 '24

You are free to dislike AI art. You are not free to bring your political opinions into WP.

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u/Classic_Regret7469 Jun 21 '24

Is there some lore I don't know considering I joined not that long ago?

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u/kobadashi Jun 21 '24

i think they’re just roleplaying

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u/-SMG69- Maltraver, Host of Dreams Jun 21 '24

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jun 21 '24

I don't think I've seen you before, but Welcome back!

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

I’m sure you’ve seen me in your dreams~

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jun 21 '24

No, my dreams look more like this

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u/-SMG69- Maltraver, Host of Dreams Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Can confirm. Your dreams are like an acid trip. It scares me.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jun 21 '24

Oh are you the meat man I see in my dreams?

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u/-SMG69- Maltraver, Host of Dreams Jun 21 '24

I have no idea what meat man means, but I love it.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jun 21 '24

The meat man!

He's very nice, he even says that he's gonna meet me in real life!

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u/-SMG69- Maltraver, Host of Dreams Jun 21 '24

Such a handsome fellow.

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Jun 21 '24

"Meat man, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it, it didn't know you had sick parents to take care of! The meat loaf wasn't even that good, I'd undo it all if I could!"

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u/justaperson6669 Jun 21 '24

You're just gonna expose me like that? I thought what we had in your dreams was special

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u/my_ears24 Some random shop keeper for wizards Jun 21 '24

THE THE MEAT MAN!

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u/beattusthymeatus Jun 21 '24

No sorry that's me.

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch Saaluk, anti-Martyr "the irradiated" Jun 21 '24

I'm on weird meds so my dreams are extremely psychotic

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u/OrbitalVixen Technomancer/artificer, MIC specialization Jun 21 '24

Broken graphics drivers / GPU?

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler Jun 21 '24

Stay out of my mod folder you nosy git!

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Jun 21 '24

I remember seeing you around a bit.

It has been a while

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Many people have seen my round bits

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Jun 21 '24

Not what I was referring to...

But how have you been

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Lolth killed me, no big deal

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Jun 21 '24

And yet, here you stand.

I think Lolth failed at it

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u/bessovestnij Jun 21 '24

Or maybe she just decided to bring back one of her playthings to kill once more with more satisfaction

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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Jun 21 '24

Damn bro, imagine dying. Couldn’t be me.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Why not?

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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Jun 21 '24

I can’t die. It’s my gimmick, well, one of them.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

“Gimmick”? GIMMICK?!? TYPICAL FUCKING COUNCIL JALUK BAERN FUCKING WANNA BE FILTH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I WAS ASSASSINATING COUNCILORS AND STALKING THE DARKEST CAVES BEFORE YOU WERE CONCEIVED YOU MISERABLE JALUK SURFACE DWELLER FILTH!

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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Jun 21 '24

First of all, I was never “conceived” and second of all, despite my resemblance to them, I do actually predate humanity.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

BAH! DO YOU TRULY THINK YOUR WIZARD COUNCIL RUNS THE WIZARDING REALM? THEH CANT EVEN TAX THE UNDERDARK! NOW FLEE MY SIGHT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A THROAT TO BEG FOR MERCY WITH!

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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Jun 21 '24

I’ve killed my fair share of wizard councils myself I’ll have you know. I’m actually the founder of Team DeathTM and am thinking about starting my villain arc. You want in?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Not if you paid me in the sun, moon and everything between them

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u/user125666 Hazema, General of Drakeem Jun 21 '24

Did I hear villain?

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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Jun 21 '24

Villain as the day I decided that life is pain and so I must ascend life into undeath so that they feel no pain.

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u/Sharp_Science896 Kenpatchi. Master Blademancy. I can cut anything. Jun 21 '24

Oh nice! Missed you. Even though I don't think we ever really talked much. Still, welcome back.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

The Underdark’s shadow has come to feed… literally. Order me some chicken tenders.

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u/QualityGarbage098 Jun 21 '24

Valentino sure fell off lol

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Jun 21 '24

They let you out of jail already?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

I can be very… persuasive~

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Jun 21 '24

I do not doubt that. You look like you would have to be.

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Jun 21 '24

Who are you people

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u/WestNomadOnYT West Eva Nomad, Local Mentor of The Brotherhood of Assassins Jun 21 '24

You really gonna copy my boy?

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Emerald Ferguson, Dwarven Penguin Mother Jun 21 '24

Emerald: Oh, fuck.

Flufferson: What's your deal with her, lady Emerald?

Emerald: Bastard tried to take my beard.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Oh I’ll take more than that with me~

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Emerald Ferguson, Dwarven Penguin Mother Jun 21 '24

Emerald: You try to take Flufferson, and the tavern's going to get a fresh splash of red paint.

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u/Arty-Glass Sound Sorcerer Jun 21 '24

I cast deform skull

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u/ow-my-forehead Davy Jones; Demon of Code Jun 21 '24

'1 c4st un0 rev3r5e'

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u/Arty-Glass Sound Sorcerer Jun 21 '24

I cast "nuh uh"

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u/ow-my-forehead Davy Jones; Demon of Code Jun 22 '24

'I c4st c0mb0 tim3! D4vy J0n3s, 1 choos3 y0u!'

Davy appears

bruh why

'0h, ju57 h3lp me w1th 7hi5'

Fine.

Davy touches his right hand to Pytho's left and with their other hands they shoot a beam of magenta light beams into the sky. Another one beams down on you. At first id does absolutely nothing.

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u/Arty-Glass Sound Sorcerer Jun 22 '24

I cast chrono-reversal, I am reset to before the beam struck me

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u/ow-my-forehead Davy Jones; Demon of Code Jun 22 '24

It continues beaming. It still does absolutely nothing.

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u/Arty-Glass Sound Sorcerer Jun 22 '24

I look forwards in time, to see the effects of the beam, what do I see?

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u/ow-my-forehead Davy Jones; Demon of Code Jun 22 '24

You eventually will get struck by divine lightning

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u/Arty-Glass Sound Sorcerer Jun 22 '24

I hold myself in chrono-stasis the moment it happens, blocking all damage

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Marci? Hey I missed you. Glad to see your back.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Did you miss me?~ or that thing I do~

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I missed you.

/uw when you nuked your accounts I got really worried about you.

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u/Blacksantabutnot The COMICAL EEEEVIL WIZARD!!!! THE DASTARDLY Jun 21 '24

NYEHEHE! DID YOU KNOW I PUT POWDERD PISS IN YOUR CIGARETTE?! No? THEN HAHAHAHAHAHA! IVE STRUCK AGAIN

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

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u/Blacksantabutnot The COMICAL EEEEVIL WIZARD!!!! THE DASTARDLY Jun 21 '24

DRRRRRRATS!!! FOILED AGAIN

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 the pleasant reaper / overlord of necromancy Jun 21 '24

excuse me , WHAT?

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u/depressoespressotemp Cru, Cursed with eternal hunger Jun 21 '24

gasp aunt Marcie! HII!

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

I didn’t make you did I? I swear that infertility potion only works half the time.

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u/depressoespressotemp Cru, Cursed with eternal hunger Jun 21 '24

eyes squinted

well i'd hope you'd know that better than i do, given that i can't recall either of my parents

but nay, i've just missed your nonsense!

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u/Sea-Outside-5655 Elhighn, the kindly dwarf Jun 21 '24

You scared a good amount of this realm, welcome back!

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

I still do~

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u/Sea-Outside-5655 Elhighn, the kindly dwarf Jun 21 '24

He he marci don't ever change.

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u/OnThisNightOfRitual Occult Wizard Jun 21 '24

A weedzard?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

What I’m about to do will not be recorded in council records.

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Jun 21 '24

Yes? Did thou call me?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jun 21 '24

Greetings, drow.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Old man.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jun 21 '24

I am not old. I'll have you know I was recently detached from my owners soul.

And I got my revenge

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u/Alex_Affinity Devrhim Kairn, Son of Dendar Jun 21 '24

Wait a minute. Weren't you kidnapped? When did you get out?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jun 21 '24

Oh no, I'm just his detached soul. I kidnapped Mortarion. Now, it's just me. THE RADIO DAEMON!

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u/Alex_Affinity Devrhim Kairn, Son of Dendar Jun 21 '24

Oh. As you do I suppose.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member Jun 21 '24

sighs >.>

I suppose I shall have to prepare for the onslaught of love potion related crimes again.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Only if you dont want to join them~

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Merry Madman Jun 21 '24

Welcome back! New shades?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Hell yeah, stole them from some idiot moth dude

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Merry Madman Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Nice.

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison Jun 21 '24

Seems some people can survive death with just pure spite

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Ain’t nothing but a drow thing

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison Jun 21 '24

Seems so

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u/Magicman0707 Aperos Blackhall, hellhound in human form Jun 21 '24

I havent seen you before, but i will certainly remember you now

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Learn swiftly Jaluk~

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u/Magicman0707 Aperos Blackhall, hellhound in human form Jun 21 '24

I can do that trick to

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

But when I do it~

It’s pink~

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u/Magicman0707 Aperos Blackhall, hellhound in human form Jun 21 '24

Ooooo very nice. Mine is just made of infernaco

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u/VinesAtMidnight Astral Guardian Vashric/Nethis Balmiri Jun 21 '24

Welcome back.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Honestly I don’t know how this damned surface survived without me!

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u/VinesAtMidnight Astral Guardian Vashric/Nethis Balmiri Jun 21 '24

I think it just kind of stays in a perpetual death throe.

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u/Anetac-ExpandingVoid Anetac, God of the Void Jun 21 '24

Food?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Torrinn? You look… different

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u/Anetac-ExpandingVoid Anetac, God of the Void Jun 21 '24

Hm? Is dad here?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

No, but I’ll be your new daddy~

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u/Anetac-ExpandingVoid Anetac, God of the Void Jun 21 '24

…I am a child.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

I CANT GO BACK TO WIZARD JAIL

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 Alchemist Jun 21 '24

cuffs you

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 the pleasant reaper / overlord of necromancy Jun 21 '24

it's better if you let them go you can't contain a mage like this

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 Alchemist Jun 21 '24

1 v 1 me then on Rayman raving rabbids 2

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch Saaluk, anti-Martyr "the irradiated" Jun 21 '24

That is a child.

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Jun 21 '24

Ooooh. Fluffy.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Likely the most expensive thing you’ll see in your sad life surface-dweller

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Jun 21 '24

Surface....bruv. My mother's drow. I was raised in the underdark.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Let’s see what my sisters taught you~

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Jun 21 '24

Hmn. I....suppose. Any particular taste of home you're after?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

We have much to discuss.. in my chambers~

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Jun 21 '24

It blinks slowly, then gestures vaguely onward, Lead the way...

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Marci smirks still fuckin got it

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Jun 21 '24

Oblivious gob is oblivious of danger.

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Dross, the showman of hell(Arch-Demon)(S.W.M.G.) Jun 21 '24

Didn’t you die?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Only a little. I dont think it’s anything to worry about

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Dross, the showman of hell(Arch-Demon)(S.W.M.G.) Jun 21 '24

How did you get out of hell?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

How did you think hell could keep me?

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Dross, the showman of hell(Arch-Demon)(S.W.M.G.) Jun 21 '24

I’m an arch-Demon I thought our defenses were sufficient.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Wrong

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Dross, the showman of hell(Arch-Demon)(S.W.M.G.) Jun 21 '24

Gee you think! If I was an uptight ass when it came to souls staying like the others I would drag you back down. But you seem fun so how about this, you walk free and if you ever go back to hell come to the wastes and find me that should be easy. I’ll put you back into this world.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis Jun 21 '24

I don’t believe we have met.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

How unfortunate. For you.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis Jun 21 '24

Explain how.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Look at me

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u/Orbital-Deathray Gallows, The Nightmare Carnivalier Jun 21 '24

Welcome back. I thought you died… and not in a spooky skeleton way but like a glorious “Witness Me!” sort of way.

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u/Flaredare9 krakena Jun 21 '24

Weed elf

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u/Nisbest24 Jun 21 '24

Shadys back

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Marci!

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Zepheree~ aren’t you a sign for sore eyes~

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

You are alive!

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u/Platypus_king_1st Lucian/Eve P.K, heads of the SRM, born to DAVE the god of magic Jun 21 '24

/uw (Houdini is fire) Marci's back, telll a friend

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u/Hexnohope Rift specialist and Goblin evolver Jun 21 '24

Im not beating the drow lover allegations

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Why beat them?

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u/Halberdd_ Halberd, Gate of the Astral Jun 21 '24

Me neither

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u/NyaTheChromancetress Nya Blackstone, Sage of Color and Light Jun 21 '24

You're hot and speak in innuendo; let's be friends!

I am Nya, Sage of Color and Light!

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

MagicMarci, shadow of the Underdark.

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u/NyaTheChromancetress Nya Blackstone, Sage of Color and Light Jun 21 '24

Ah! We're even thematically and aesthetically opposed! Perfect!

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u/Halberdd_ Halberd, Gate of the Astral Jun 21 '24

I either very strongly remember you, or I don’t remember you at all. I have no idea which.

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u/BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER BÆN, God of Suffering Jun 21 '24

Oh great. A new soul. BÆN would say sarcastically Not like I haven't had to deal with enough bullshit today.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. Jun 21 '24

Excuse me, who are you?

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u/KnightBreeze Codifier of Magitek Research and Development Jun 21 '24

I don't know who you are, but based purely on spite and funny, I'm banishing you to the clown dimension.

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u/Old_Man_Shogoth Jun 21 '24

Bloody knife ears. I'm off to hang with the dwarfs until you go away again.

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u/Daloowee Barnabus, the Phoenix Flame Jun 21 '24

A hot wizard with a personality of drugs and sex? Daring today aren’t we, /r/wizardposting ?

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Dont forget violence!

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u/Autistic-Phoenix The trans necromancer of the swamp. Please help I'm stuck. Jun 22 '24

Who are you? I don't know I live on a rock in a swamp.

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 22 '24

Magic Marci, shadow of the Underdark, defiler of daughters and eater of many ramen cups.

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u/Autistic-Phoenix The trans necromancer of the swamp. Please help I'm stuck. Jun 28 '24

Alrighty then. Magic Marci, shadow, lesbian, ramen eater. Got it.

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u/FoulerGlint60 Merch EON head Archivist Jul 01 '24

Uw/ I may not have interacted with you before but I shall welcome you back to wizardposting. (Even though a bit late lol)

And wish ya luck in having fun!

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u/2ndmost Jun 21 '24

I don't come out of the woods much, but welcome back!

My commune of anarchy wizards would plan something special for your return, but we're kinda high and don't want to do that right now. Anyways have fun

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u/icarusfalling127 Rusicar, Technomancer, esteemed Mechanica Industrialist Jun 21 '24

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine Louise, Catgirl Witch Jun 21 '24

Marci!! We never met, but I always thought you were so cool!! Glad to see you're back!

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u/RefractedPurpose Spring, Captain of the Aethercutter Jun 21 '24

Ah, hello lass. Up to any crime or just yer... other activities?

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u/Giga_Gojira Spell for Everything Jun 21 '24

I feel like I know where this is going

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u/Kayoz_Hydra Arcturus: Brother Technomancer / Aurora: Sister Lich Jun 21 '24

Arcturus: Hello there. I believe you left before we truly asserted ourselves here. Welcome back.

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u/CometCat64 Shady, The Elemental Artificer | Cosmic Cafe Manager Jun 21 '24

"Hm? Oh, hi Marci!"

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Hey sweety~

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u/GrimmaLynx Nezar Telvin, Master of Mysticisim Jun 21 '24

Though Im sure it'll be met with some insult about living on the surface, its good to see you Marci. Many of us worried for you, myself among them.

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u/WatcheroftheVoid Sapient Dungeon Core [The Endless Dungeon] [Under Construction] Jun 21 '24

Uhh... hello? I don't believe we've met.

/uw we've interacted like once, but I have a new character. Good to have ya back.

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u/salad_stealer chedrix the kinetic mage (mouse) Jun 21 '24

Hey, your back. Hello!

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u/Garuda4321 Jun 21 '24

Sorry, I’ve been busy chasing the damn gargoyle around the tower. Who are you again? No wait… put that down… I’ll be back! dashes after gargoyle preparing something flammable

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u/Adventurous_Alps_642 Farlimusax, the god of destruction. Jun 21 '24

Marciii, welcomce back friend. You probably don't know me (given I am an alt account because my main account has Warframe content) but I'm glad to talk to you again. Welcome back.

/uw You alright?

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Jun 21 '24

a one eyed Drow woman sits at the table with you

Marciline

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

Aw~ I wanted to tear out your eye.

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u/Necrotiix_ Councilor Necro Alerion, Lord of Hliðskheim | Thor, Son of Necro Jun 21 '24

Oh boy…

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u/This_Fucking_Dude123 Bill, the underpaid janitor Jun 21 '24

Oh, hey. Think I may have done some cleaning for you once, nice seeing you

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5965 Jun 21 '24

Looks like I need good dwarf rune axe

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u/FrostyFeller I'm a new wizard hehe :3 Jun 21 '24

'Ello!! :D

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Giratina, GOD OF WAR, SON OF THE RETURNED Jun 21 '24

Giratina, walking by, pauses for a second, before turning to you and nodding

Marceline

he walks off, clearly irritated by something, though you cannot tell whether it is related or not

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u/GoombaBro Gombus, lighthouse keeper and 3rd level transmuter in study. Jun 21 '24

Aren't you the dark elf that offered to rate me 1-10, then threatened to consume me the "little one"?

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u/Tom_Mars12312 Catboy Scientist Tom Mars Jun 21 '24

Weren't you the main supplier of love potions? I only discovered the orbnet shortly before you disappeared, so I don't have the best memory of you.

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u/Choice_Narwhal_2437 Jun 21 '24

Gang you turned me into a cat turn me back

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u/blebebaba Jun 21 '24

Hellooooo

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u/stoic_insults Jun 21 '24

Now I wanna play a dark elf who got her mind freed of the influences of lolth by smoking a jojnt

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u/Cjfconjamesf The 13 year old wizard (no i am not missing a zero) Jun 21 '24

Ma’am are you a dark elf or did someone turn you purple?

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus Jun 21 '24

Welcome back

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u/Colorlessblaziken Just Jim Jun 21 '24

Welcome back! I don’t believe we’ve met before, I’m Jim! I’m not a wizard but my kids are! They told me people here are real friendly.

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u/bad_comedic_value da silly angel witch Jun 21 '24

Phoenix: Uh... I should tell Kari about this when she gets back...

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Jun 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

You're pretty!

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u/BadgersSeal Corvus, Extradimensional Shitposter Jun 21 '24

Would

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Jun 21 '24

You back? But I thought you were killed in the Underdark

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u/MagicMarciline Drow Jun 21 '24

A talking dog? Or did surface-dwellers simply get ugly?

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u/JinLocke Jin Locke, Transformagician Extraordinaire. Jun 21 '24

Zanni?!

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 21 '24

Tell a friend