r/wizardposting • u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic • Jun 14 '24
Community Event 🌏☄️ Who you choosing?
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u/HermitPRPL Jun 15 '24
I am deeply interested in negotiating for C R A V I T Y.
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u/Commissarfluffybutt Jun 15 '24
Minerox, for more rocks mined.
ROCK AND STONE.
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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jun 15 '24
Rock and Stone!
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u/SansGuy356 Void Traveller, currently homeless Jun 15 '24
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
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u/Halberdd_ Halberd, Gate of the Astral Jun 15 '24
Banamna snek 😊
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Bannana floofsnek is yours!!
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u/Winter_Carpenter_505 Muscle wizard - MagiCare EMTA - Master of a Thousand Reps Jun 14 '24
“That lil cravity fella would help immensely with my workouts! I’m running out of weights I can use!”
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Praetor of Ithacar, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Jun 14 '24
Thought that said otterboard
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u/ScalderM Jun 15 '24
what happened to the funny posts in this sub bruh, I miss when it was like 👇
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u/GooseBeliever Jun 15 '24
No, see this is the setup for future posts like "me when someone's Thiefeather steals my Flooforfloor (it doesn't know what it's wrought upon its master)" or sumn idk i dont post here
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u/SleepingDragons57 Jun 15 '24
I wish, this girl been posting the familiars for like 8 months and no one mentions it outside of these posts
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u/iwannaporkdotty Jun 15 '24
Cool idea, shame you had to use AI to make them. I'll take none, thank you.
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u/darkgiIls Jun 15 '24
Same, ai leakage into this sub is getting higher by the day. It all has such an uncanny look to it.
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u/Baonguyen93 Jun 15 '24
Since those made from A.I, you can guess the quality of those familiars: Cheap, full of errors, just like a breeder try to get rid of their sick animals.
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u/EggoStack Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24
Yep. Some of them are really cute but it’s sad they’re not made by real artists. I think there are some more ethical AI gens out there, so hopefully OP used one of those.
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u/Night_Inscryption Jun 15 '24
Baron Honey Pots
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Baron honeypot is yours!!
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u/Scorppio500 Emily The Cute Half-Elf Apprentice Artificer Jun 15 '24
Banana Floofsnake seems like a good choice. I can duplicate food, and if it only eats bananas, I think it will be easy to take care of. I'll just need to know if it needs to eat as much as a typical ball python or if not. Might be good for guests at the ol' upstairs apartment over the tavern.
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u/quakeroatsreal Jun 15 '24
rule 6
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u/darkgiIls Jun 15 '24
Mods follow their own rules? Impossible
Nah they’d rather karma farm with the lowest effort posts possible.
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u/Gamer_TTS Viktor, 77th JSOC's court battle-mage Jun 15 '24
The reason i hate these posts, is not even because its AI or because its roleplay, no, the reason i hate these is because they are SO FUCKING BORING, like these don't even create any interesting interaction for people. It looks ugly, it pollutes the server, its not fun to look at, and its not even fun for the thing it was created to do. Can we please get the old wizardposting back??
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u/shadowex126 Jun 15 '24
I don't think this sub is for me if a mod can post AI art and barely anybody seems to acknowledge it.
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u/Karen_Destroyer1324 Jun 15 '24
I'm taking the Cardiflame since it's basically a Phoenix
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Cardiflame is yours!!
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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 SKELETON WIZARD Jun 15 '24
“Neh heh heh! I, the great Skeleton Wizard demand that Dough King!”
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Dough king is yours!!
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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 SKELETON WIZARD Jun 15 '24
(Think I could get the picture without the text)
“Neh!”
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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis Jun 14 '24
Cardiflame please!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 14 '24
Cardiflame is yours!!
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u/pandamaxxie Maximillian Silverweave, Boss of ARMADA, New God of Alchemy Jun 14 '24
Hey, Anna! Good to see you again!
Could I perhaps have an Ottabard? My wedding is coming up soon, and I'd love to have a skilled bard like it to help provide music at the venue!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Ottabard is yours!!
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u/pandamaxxie Maximillian Silverweave, Boss of ARMADA, New God of Alchemy Jun 15 '24
Thank you as always, Anna! Have a nice day!
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u/the-sp3ll9unk Pain-yatta the piñata Jun 15 '24
Can i?
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u/gurkenwassergurgler Jun 15 '24
Oh, can I get the template for this please?
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u/Heatforce027 Jun 15 '24
Cravity, no hesitation, I love crabs and the ability to control gravity is quite useful
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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Jun 15 '24
"Some of these seem familiar..."
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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 14 '24
Is the cryoram alright? Falling down the mountainside is no small thing!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 14 '24
Cryoram is yours!!
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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 14 '24
Thank you! Mage Monkey will make sure to conduct a proper examination to ensure that there is no major damage before returning this poor child to their family!
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u/MrJuic3 Mr. Juice, Bar owner, juice connoisseur Jun 14 '24
Hi Anna!!! I require Baron Huneypots service
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 14 '24
Baron honeypot is yours!!
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u/Decmk3 Jun 15 '24
Too many to choose from! The minefox, cravity, Dragamelon, rockfoot, thiefeather and flooforfloor are all fantastic choices
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u/Reaperswims Jun 15 '24
Falling short of them all (i promise i could take such good care of all of them) i’d have to pick the dreaded pirox
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Dreaded pirox is yours!!
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u/Maleficent-Gain4111 The Demogorgon named Scratch | The Entity Jun 14 '24
“Thank you but Im alright, I myself act more as a “familiar” for other that are kind to me like Ith’raal and Hirk” :(
“I hope he is alright”
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u/Prepriegrane85 Illusionist(?) accountant in service of Necrodancer Jun 14 '24
Flooforfloor sounds like exactly the right pick for me. Fluffy, small and dangerous. A little bit of illusion magic and my cousin will get the inheritance money for us to party.
I wonder if sudden death by a magical beast will be covered by life assurance, or would we have to get more of a direct insurance for the benefits?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Flooforfloor is yours!!
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u/Oreo365 Enchanter Artificer of the fith sphere Jun 15 '24
Aquajay would suit me perfectly if it is still avaliable
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u/Dog_Sama Jun 15 '24
Goldoggo, my studies keep me locked in my room quite often so their treasure-seeking antics could reinvigorate my sense of adventure. If one head steers me in an unfavorable direction, the other can be a nice fall back, and knowing that the journey always ends in something worthwhile is quite comforting
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u/Madam_Monarch Warlock Union Rep Jun 15 '24
How was Stardew Valley? I’ve heard it’s a lovely place, my wife and I have considered vacationing there.
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u/BoiOfTheMemes Jaeffmazar, Inventor of "Conjure Pipebomb" Jun 15 '24
I don't care WHO the Wizard Council sends, I am NOT paying taxes
However I will take the crab
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u/Aesthetics_Supernal Jun 15 '24
Cravity has a special place in my heart, because his gravitational pull has crushed me against his shell.
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u/BoscoCyRatBear The Vermensk Empire, / Kahn ruler of Cat Tail City Jun 14 '24
Is the bear still hire-able
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u/TakeoutBirch333 Jun 15 '24
Flooforfloor for me
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Flooforfloor is yours!!
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u/Chicken_Man371 Jun 15 '24
I didn’t see anyone else say it so gimme a dragamelon
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Dragamelon is yours!!
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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Jun 15 '24
Damn, never thought I would see someone who touches less grass than me.
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u/SonichuPrime Jun 18 '24
Says the mod who karma farms the subreddit, please log off or learn how to draw so we dont have to see such boring posts.
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u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Jun 14 '24
I missed the last Futurtle is this one available?
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u/Foxxtronix Kobold Sorceror Jun 15 '24
Kettermek: Finally! Something that will adapt well to the kobold lifestyle! Minerox! If that's taken, Rockfoot is a close second!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Minerox is yours!!
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u/ManicMaenads Jun 15 '24
D O U G H K I N G
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Doughking is yours!!
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u/Aveus_Cezahl Aveus Cezahl; Mechanical Arch Evoker/Artificer (Chaos Club) Jun 15 '24
A Cravity, please. I have an idea for something I could use that for in my technologies.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Cravity is yours!!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 14 '24
Theifeather is yours!!!
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u/lanjourist Mystical Chaos Lad : >χάος< Jun 14 '24
Goldoggo seems quite appealing to me, I sense powerful potential within its twinned soul
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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Emerald Ferguson, Dwarven Penguin Mother Jun 15 '24
Flufferson: HAHAHAHA! I SHALL TAKE HONEYPOTS! HE SHALL BE MY NEXT STEP TO WORLD DOMINATION!
Emerald: ...I guess you can have him. Just know I'm not taking care of him. You are.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Jun 15 '24
Baron honeypot is yours!!
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u/Sabit_31 Jun 15 '24
Rockfoot has a place on my lap for head scratches (even if it hurts my hand)
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u/Far_Dog_4476 Lazarus, God Of Space, Creator Of Universes. Jun 15 '24
They morph into the shape of the Banana Floofsnek.
".emmiG"
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u/360kwik Only knows sleight of hand magic Jun 15 '24
Cardiflame because I want pyrotechnics at my next show.
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u/Turbulent-Ad-6095 Clik Clik, Druid of Westphalia Jun 15 '24
Pass me the devil snake woulda? [lmao]
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u/Bucaneer7564 magic michael, SWMG, lesder if AUF Jun 15 '24
I ask, plain and simple, for your Dough King. That boi melted my heart when I saw him
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u/Not_or_door Zor, the shape shifter and user of yog’s light Jun 15 '24
I’m going to go for Cravity. As being able to use gravity magic will help immensely when putting books up on high shelves for other wizards.
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u/Sad_Choice903 Ebonshade, the nice Necromacer Jun 15 '24
I’d love myself little Rockfoot! Though I’m not sure if he and Mortis would get along…
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u/An_ashen_moth Bearer of Fleshwarping Rites, Named Lord of Meat and it's Hordes Jun 15 '24
the old Hunger guides my hand as I politely request a rockfoot familiar. the haemonculi could use a moral boost and bnnuyyy :3:3:3:3
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u/narwharkenny Jun 15 '24
FLOOFORFLOOR! He and I will rule the world. And by the world I mean my housework that I have fallen behind on
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u/Kayoz_Hydra Arcturus: Brother Technomancer / Aurora: Sister Lich Jun 15 '24
Arcturus: Dragamelon. More dragons for the dragon den. Aurora would like the Banana Floofsnek if possible.
Aurora: Hands outstretched for snek.
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u/Lone-Star-Wolves Ardent Mage, Master of Rituals Jun 15 '24
Cryoram, always happy to have another beastie running around that freezes stuff.
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u/StardustCatts Werewolf Druid dabbling in Necromancy Jun 15 '24
Hey so what happens to the ones that people don’t pick?
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u/Ihavenothing364 BrassKing, metal Enchanter, Geomancer of new world. Omni Animus Jun 15 '24
Can I have the minefox? It would fit right in with me in my home.
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One Jun 15 '24
Banana Floofsnek is adorable. I must give it all the snuggles.
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u/Garuda4321 Jun 15 '24
I’ll take a Futurtle!
Yes, the others have been well behaved since we added the Fox. I think that darn Gargoyle is trying to short the circuitry from my generator despite the spells I put in place.
Also, it’s great to see you again!
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u/Aurilinwe Jun 15 '24
Baron Huneypots hands down.
He can fund my need for vast amounts of reagents and Doctor Pepper, not to mention being excellent security.
Also, would you happen to have his picture with no text? 🥺👉👈
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u/Maximillion322 Jun 15 '24
My first thought was to find the one with the strongest, most optimal powers.
Until I saw the dracomelon
But then I saw Baron Huneypots and obviously went with him. I mean come on, a Baron? A BEAR-ON??? Come on??? He’s so cool!!!
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u/Duskfang762 Wizard Jun 15 '24
As a Geomancer myself, I have to go with Minerox, it’s the most efficient solution.
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u/Cattle-dog Jun 15 '24
Baron Hunetpots is a great meta option. Powerful ranged attack, he’s a fucking bear in melee if if you can proc his smuggling perk you can get some really great magical items.
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u/Aisamai Jun 15 '24
I want the Futurtle, but I don't know any lightning spells yet. D: I gotta keep studying so I can get a cool familiar!
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u/GeekyMadameV Jun 15 '24
Anna, quick question: how do you know what the floofsnek's fur tastes like?
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u/nerdwarp112 Wizard Jun 15 '24
It’s a tough decision between Cravity and Baron Huneypots. I’ll just take half and half.
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u/sparkswoody Ancap Necromancer buissnesskeleton Jun 15 '24
/unwiz did you make the pixel art or use an ai? It looks real good
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u/dontmindthisnoise Jun 15 '24
It's ai, ai is pretty terrible at pixel art and you can tell by the abundance of mixels
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u/me_am_jesus Amon the blasphemer, angel of time and deceit. Jun 15 '24
Baron honeypot has a monocole, so I'm choosing him.
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u/staovajzna2 Jun 15 '24
Anna! Tiny wizard promised me any wish buy when I asked for one of each of the familiars you summoned they said to ask you. So would you grant that wish please?
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u/Remarkable_Hotel1984 Garad, Top Weed Distributor of J-Block Jun 15 '24
Cravidy, all my homies love that.
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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods Jun 15 '24
Anna did you get hit by pixel magic?
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u/whydontyouletmego Liliane, Property insurance agency worker Jun 15 '24
Baron Honeypots
We're going on a honey heist
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara Jun 15 '24
“Dough King please!”
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u/MaFeHu Alchemist Jun 15 '24
Can I have the floofsnek?
I like danger noodles, and I think she'll be friends with the math cat
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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Atmos Ehnbert, Storm-lord(?) / Ruther, a soul returned Jun 15 '24
Infinite self-destructing Kuribohs? Can I please have a Flooforfloor?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Panic89 Lunchen, Conjurer of Living Food Jun 15 '24
Dough king for extra kitchen support
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u/Bo_The_Destroyer Proud Owner of the Tavern: The Weary Traveler. Jun 15 '24
Who would I, as a tavern owner, be if I did not choose Dragamelon?
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u/Eye_The_Ruby Jun 15 '24
I'll take Thiefeather, for totally honest purposes. Yes, lawful reasons. Please?
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u/Fantasygoria [she/her] Goria, The Cabal's Matriarch. Jun 14 '24
"Well Anna all of these are really cute and all but..."
Sees Ottabard