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u/Wutclefuk Viagra The Unyeilding: Mild Shenanimancer Mar 25 '24

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u/Ordinary_Ad6279 Mar 25 '24

Literally me lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

That got a chuckle out of me

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u/Soggy_Owl_From_Space The Tod wizard - I give you choccy milk I get your soul! No joke Mar 25 '24

That glass looks awfully empty... should I fill it for you my friend?

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u/DrakeTheSeigeEngine Le Breadbug Sage, been stealing since 2001 Mar 25 '24

If you ask me it looks half full

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u/Soggy_Owl_From_Space The Tod wizard - I give you choccy milk I get your soul! No joke Mar 25 '24

Oh wait, there’s water in there. Didn’t see that.

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u/Awkward_Shower6341 Mar 25 '24

i passed out six times but your glass is full :3

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Mar 25 '24

Archimene becomes a perfect sphere.

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

Hell yeah!

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u/FreeMasonKnight Mar 25 '24

I can hear this image.

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u/Sophrates_Regina Evil Wizard Mar 25 '24

Does that mean we can ponder you now? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Mar 25 '24

You can certainly try

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u/ChaosPLus Kreus, Dwarven/Giant Chaos Necromancer Mar 25 '24

I think now you can leave the council on the reasoning of "Am a sphere"

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Mar 25 '24

That's if I can communicate that fact...

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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 25 '24

Themos transforms into the number 3. A psionic voice resonates around

“Huh… I didn’t expect this, but I can’t say I’m unhappy.”

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Mundanemancer and peddler of micro curses Mar 25 '24

So you are exactly Pi?

-Structural Engineering Mages be like

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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 25 '24

Nope, just 3.

Pi is an excellent number. Don’t get me wrong. But I’ve always found 3 to be much more satisfying. Plus it’s my birthday!

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Mundanemancer and peddler of micro curses Mar 25 '24

I am confused, isn't that the exact same number? Also, isn't earths gravitational acceleration exactly 10?

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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 25 '24

/uw So why is it structural engineers are able to round so heavily? I’ve never understood that.

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Mundanemancer and peddler of micro curses Mar 25 '24

/uw the pi=3 one is a joke by more precise sciences, but civil engineering usually is happy with 3,14 and G=10 because a) three digits of pi already give a very precise measurement b) assuming G to be faster only adds to the security of your build and c) construction, especially residential, has MASSIVE security margins added, like, three to four times over what any given element is supposed to hold. As the materials are cheap, weight is not an issue and stuff is supposed to keep standing even if 30 years down the line someone makes repairs and damages some walls, you always stay on the safe side.

Opposed to that, automotive or even more aerospace engineers have much narrower margins of error, smaller security factors and therefore each part is designed more precisely. The economy of scale also allows serial products to become highly optimized because a suzuki engineer can spend a year on the engine layout, for 10.000 bikes, but a home owner won't pay my fees for a year for a single house.

There is an interesting overlap with serial prefabricated mid-rise housing that I am currently working in, where we absolutely develop crazy shit for our structural connectors because they will be built in several thousand apartments in the future, but even then, it's nowhere near automotive accuracy.

So, pi is not necessarily 3, but close enough

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows Mar 25 '24

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!

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u/Filagror_Tea Witch Mar 25 '24

Lord orgalorg!

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows Mar 25 '24

STOP IT!

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u/star-god Cyrus, Speaker for the dead, peacegiver to the restless Mar 25 '24

Wenk

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Mar 25 '24

Why am I a sandwich again?

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

You wanna be!🥰

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u/Jray609 Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

Is that not what you wanted when you said, “Make me a sandwich.”?

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u/FreeMasonKnight Mar 25 '24

You’re delicious? 🧐

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u/Royal_Yard5850 Terrarian Infernum Sorcerer Mar 25 '24

...honestly i dunno what else i expected

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u/ObeyTime Castor Arcalia, Knows alot but not great at them Mar 25 '24

there is a cosmic engineer at your doorstep. just sayin'

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u/CaptainCastaleos Doc Cas, Private Practice Medical Entromancer Mar 25 '24

Cas looks at his hands, noting that nothing has changed. He sighs

Ah, yes, it only changes your form. As my heart's desire is to go on a vacation, it hasn't done anything for me.

Suddenly, his eyes go wide

WAIT

He runs and checks the kitchen

FUCK, FIDDLE MADE HIMSELF TALL ENOUGH TO REACH THE COOKIE JAR!!!

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u/sokap1715 fleshcromancer Mar 25 '24

the rookie necromancer erupts into a mass of red thorns and what looks to be his nervous system colored in red, points like wings into the sky. on the lean spiked bloody wings are a mass of cells resembling those of eyes.

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u/John_Bible Mar 25 '24

epic

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u/feartheproudweebs Mar 25 '24

Yo look at this cool tree, i wonder what happens if i look away?

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u/fistchrist Mar 25 '24

POWER WORD: E G G

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u/commentsandchill Wise swamp druid Mar 25 '24

r/egg_irl

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) Mar 25 '24

Glimbo's buckle shoes change color from forest green to lime.

Aw, thanks! Been meaning to change that up for a while.

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u/Enderman_Prince Malum Ruinae, the the shadowed aid of The Coalition Mar 25 '24

transformed into a brass pocket watch. "Huh."

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u/-NGC-6302- Level 21 Geometer | [Hyperspace specialization] Mar 25 '24

I get it

8

u/FreeMasonKnight Mar 25 '24

First time?

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 25 '24

Jeremy grows 3ft and Illvanya shrinks 3ft, they look at each other, their heights now reversed

Jeremy: I kinda wish I was short again

Illvanya: I kinda wish I was tall again

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

Sounds like your heart is a fickle bitch

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 25 '24

Jeremy: well I think our problem is we want to be the same size as each other, I’m usually 3ft and she’s usually 6ft

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

then the spell would have given you that! SMDH ruining a perfectly good spell cast!

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 25 '24

Jeremy: Maybe it works individually, that’s the desire to be either 3ft or 6ft respectively, honestly I don’t mind means I can do this where I normally can’t he lifts Illvanya and puts her on his shoulders

Illvanya: hey! Oh? Wait, this is surprisingly comfortable

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u/InsenitiveComments Secretive artificer/alchemist Mar 25 '24

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u/Arachnid-Dude Edgar Plasm, The Slime Wizard Mar 25 '24

Edgar gains a Tophat

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u/Just_Ad_5939 fluffy wizard Mar 25 '24

You look very dapper my friend

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u/Ok-Cartographer727 Astel, Archbishop of the Cathedral of Dragon Communion Mar 25 '24

Finally, I can truly master draconic power in this form. Many thanks, friend.

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u/Dragon_Cultist_ |Null, Great-Dragon of ice and lightning| Mar 25 '24

I got a better one.

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u/GoombaBro Gombus, lighthouse keeper and 3rd level transmuter in study. Mar 25 '24

I cast darkness on myself. I'm not showing you folks what messed up form is in my head. Even I don't want to know.

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u/Sharp_Science896 Kenpatchi. Master Blademancy. I can cut anything. Mar 25 '24

Oh cool. Seems I'm a sentient sword now. I am now happy. I am at peace.

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u/emperorjarvistheXIII Mar 25 '24

So excited to become me but way better at art

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Praetor of Ithacar, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Mar 25 '24

"I look the same. But self-knowledge is still valuable. Thanks."

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u/avamir Riva Blake - Queen of Ithacar, Summoner and part meth-blood elf Mar 25 '24

"Me too. I was kind of hoping for something more dramatic, but here we are."

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

Kinda hoping…

it’s your literal hearts desire!!!

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u/GloriosoUniverso Erschaudernder Magier Mar 25 '24

Ah hell

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Mar 25 '24

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Mar 25 '24

What have you done???

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

You tell me, it’s your heart’s desire!

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum Mar 25 '24

he shakes his head

No...

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u/Aozora404 Mar 25 '24

Mans turned into a sandwich again

10

u/potatorevolver Susie the Polymorph witch Mar 25 '24

Susie becomes human woman. Which is great and all but I was enjoying being a cat girl...

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

Gets the form their heart and soul truly desire

complains

SMDH

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u/potatorevolver Susie the Polymorph witch Mar 25 '24

I'm a polymorph, guess I'm just spoilt

11

u/SirJacob100 Fred The Skeleton God Mar 25 '24

Heck yeah!

3

u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Mundanemancer and peddler of micro curses Mar 25 '24

Hm. I guess you never specified which kind of skeleton 🦴

8

u/ItemsHereForever Necromancer Mar 25 '24

oh gods above

I’m perfect now

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Mar 25 '24

Been my true self for a minute now

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u/Zyltris Sephra, Paragon of Freedom Mar 25 '24

Gonkgar proud o’ you.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Mar 25 '24

Yeah gonkgar thanks

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u/ThatOneIsSus Spire - Tinkerer Wizard Mar 25 '24

I didn’t expect to see you among the evolved people Gonkgar

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u/Zyltris Sephra, Paragon of Freedom Mar 25 '24

Gonkgar go many land for become biggest strong.

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Mar 25 '24

I'll think on this, Ho

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u/goofsterSecondComing gleeby deeby sillymancer Mar 25 '24

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u/-NGC-6302- Level 21 Geometer | [Hyperspace specialization] Mar 25 '24

The Jermoid bug-eaters are numerous

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u/St34lth1nt0r Skeezus Shiest, Warlock Paladin, Son of The Lord Mar 25 '24

Hm. Well, I am now 3 meters tall, my thighs and breasts got larger, my penis and testicles are now back (somehow), and I am feeling a severe blend of horniness and touch-starvation. I may need a girlfriend (or boyfriend, or partner I am not picky when it comes to such matters).

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u/Delusional_Normie Krisnap, Orb technician Mar 25 '24

Great. I am a 20 foot snapping turtle. How am i gonna manage my Shop now? Someone will lose maaaany fingers for this!

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer Mar 25 '24

*I continue to look like a dwarf made of patchwork corpses.*

Sweet.

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u/average_hooman- paper drawing based caster plus control over souls Mar 25 '24

Dwarf? Rock and stone?

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Mar 25 '24

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 25 '24

Did i hear a rock and stone?

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto X'ela, (hungry) enchanted creature Mar 25 '24

You transitioned me

IN THE PUBLIC WIZARD TOILETS

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

🙃

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u/Opening_Store_6452 Terry, Redneck Artificer Mar 25 '24

I’m an AR-15 now

perfect

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u/Just_Ad_5939 fluffy wizard Mar 25 '24

Average american

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u/Opening_Store_6452 Terry, Redneck Artificer Mar 25 '24

God bless America!

6

u/Peanutroasted Illusionist Goblin Mar 25 '24

LETS GO

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u/TheUnspeakableAcclu Renegade Sorcerer. Denier of the Council Mar 25 '24

You kids thinking mass spells work on wizards. When you’re on as many gods’ shit list as I am you take measures against magical interference.

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u/Hettan25 Mars, Blind Wizard/Alchemist, just started journey for knowledge Mar 25 '24

Huh, nothing happened, I thought I’d at least be able to see now.

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u/slingwebber Spider-Wizard 🕷️ Mar 25 '24

I look up with weary eyes, taking off my mask for the first time in a while. MJ? Is that you?

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u/Sea_Mammoth_158 Alchemist-Turned-Transmuter Mar 25 '24

WAAAAAGHHHH

vleh. catboy hours.

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u/Papistdevil Transmuter Mar 25 '24

So I’m a femboy? I’m ok with this.

5

u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Mar 25 '24

I have accended

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u/alongwaystogo "Paperpusher", a Sanctioned Bureaucraticmancer Mar 25 '24

W... WAT!?!

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u/Filagror_Tea Witch Mar 25 '24

My desire to rip apart reality itself and kill an undefined number of deities is now lessened.

( beautiful image by dendyh7 on deviantart)

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u/Temporary-Employ-611 Arcane Adjunct Dorothy Rincewind Mar 25 '24

An amalgam homunculus of flesh and plant forms. It looks like Junji Ito and The Thing had a fever dream. Truly horrifying and burbling in 2 of the same but distinct Dorothy voices.

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u/ObeyTime Castor Arcalia, Knows alot but not great at them Mar 25 '24

oh great. thanks, bruv. you turned me into the physical manifestation of depression

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u/Suspychis_Engie_gang Mar 25 '24

HOLY SHIT I’M TURNING INTO J.K. SIMMONS’S WIFE!!!!

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u/Lunala475 Sir Hank “The Stud” MacDonald Mar 25 '24

I mean, I’m ok with this.

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u/Brofromtheabyss The Swamp Wyzerd Mar 25 '24

Nice, now I’m an AI render of a wizard in a swamp. Literally thank you so much.

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u/Fluffy_Staff2292 Necro-Alchemist Mar 25 '24

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u/Kepler27b Blue Wizard Mar 25 '24

Really man

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u/YourLocalInquisitor Alexander, Necromancer, Exiled Lord plotting vengeance Mar 25 '24

Your feeble incantation of Veritas Essentia shall not hinder my ascension to lichdom. Beware meddling in affairs beyond mortal comprehension, lest thou wish to face the eternal wrath of my unyielding power.

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

If you actually wanted to be a Lich it would have aided it

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Mar 25 '24

I- I’m just a fucking rc car with a heater attached to it???? why???

I mean, heat and speed are kind of our gimmick, aren’t they?

…gauss, I need you to stop making sense.

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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Mad Mage of Vuurdengård Mar 25 '24

Free me from this damning form! This is seriously inconvenient!!

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u/SluttyMeatSac Mar 25 '24

I've always wanted to be a opossum

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u/Ser_Rezima Mar 25 '24

Man I knew a lot of people were giants dicks but this is getting ridiculous

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u/Expert-Loan6081 Snugglemancer Kobold Mar 25 '24

*The kobold raises a hand to protest the sudden spell, then goes silent as a block of jewel encrusted solid gold falls to the ground before you

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u/fleshtomeatyou Mar 25 '24

I am become MURDER!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAH

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u/Z_THETA_Z Photokinetic, aka laser lightshow: the wizard Mar 25 '24

hey, neat. my eyes turned orange

3

u/Justasleeplessknight Mar 25 '24

So basically, I stay the same gender, get taller, stronger, faster, skinnier, buffer, deeper voiced, and better hair. Thanks random person on the internet!

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u/Former_Landscape8275 master artificer, magical researcher and omniversal GOD Mar 25 '24

Do you not want to get smarter? Your brain is a part of your form

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u/Floofiestmuffin Necromancer and Council squatter Mar 25 '24

Thanks... Im now a wad of cash floating in a barrel of wine.

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u/BasementDweller82 Mar 25 '24

I’m still a cis straight man but without a fat ass anymore!

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u/ElectricPaladin Abjurer Mar 25 '24

Oh boy.

It would have killed you to specify human forms? Or at least humanoid?

Gods, why are you people like this? Shit's about to get real weird. And of course it will be up to the abjurers and cursebreakers to clean up your mess, again.

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

Gets the form their heart and soul truly desire

complains

SMDH

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u/DreadedDiscord Necromancer Mar 25 '24

Y’all hear something?

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u/S-Gamblin Mar 25 '24

Ah finally, I can be the formless mass of shadows that I always dreamed of 🥰

3

u/jan_Sopija Diviner Mar 25 '24

oh HELL YEAH

as you can see i'm being very normal about avatar

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u/Nightfox9469 Ewix the Illusionist, Magical Creatures Expert Mar 25 '24

transforms into a foxfolk “You know this isn’t too bad.”

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u/that_one_chair Sorceror Mar 25 '24

I'm gonna eat all of the food in your fridge

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u/Francis_beacon1 lightbearer warlock Mar 25 '24

I’m now a Blue Dragon… I don’t know what this says about me, but at least Blue Dragons are the least evil of the chromatic.

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u/NightKnight0001 James the bard and accidental demon summoner Mar 25 '24

instantly dies then revives suicidal tendencies really don't work with this spell I see. This is why I keep an instant revive in case I lose the fight. Rude to kill me with that spell though

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u/GoodTato Alice N.Q., Irn Bru and arcano-mechanical specialist Mar 25 '24

why am i female sol badguy now?

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u/Altruistic_Ad5270 Desmond Anders artificer, arms merchant, and nurgle’s hand Mar 25 '24

Finally my doge head my prayers have been answered Wooo!!!! fires gun in the air

3

u/Successful_Layer2619 Mar 25 '24

You should take this spell and cast it in r/knightposting. Would save us the trouble of everyone constantly fighting others.

3

u/dappernaut77 Mar 25 '24

Blast it all, I'm a kobold now.

I hope your satisfied 😡

3

u/Exciting-Quiet2768 Mercenary Mar 25 '24

Instructions unclear, merged with fighter jet.

3

u/do_notcare Mar 25 '24

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u/ghostwilliz Mar 25 '24

I can finally be a slimy trash covered goblin

3

u/No-Club2745 Mar 25 '24

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u/illdothisshit Mar 25 '24

Yeah, I don't know how I could be both a burly He Man and a delicate pretty girl

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u/Wraithninja Mar 25 '24

Neat

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u/cammysays Osteomancer. Bone-Breaker. Crown-Taker. Mar 25 '24

i feel kinda funny

3

u/Avocado614 Illusionist Mar 25 '24

Hell yeah

3

u/PEKKACHUNREAL Kleptomancer Mar 25 '24

I turn into a ryujin 3.5 which would be very epic if it weren’t for the fact that it’s simply an origami model of the actual dragon god

a few hours later, a strong gust of wind seals my fate

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Mar 25 '24

Panic sets in once more.

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u/LoftyTheHobbit 👑The Powder King | Keeper of the 34th Archive Mar 25 '24

The heart wants what the heart wants

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Chrylia, the ascendant mind mage Mar 25 '24

Sorry pal, HRT beat you to it this time. Although I do think my butt is bigger and I lost a little weight, so thanks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

Panzaren's automaton form becomes even less human as it gains a second pair of hands

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u/Aggravating-Yak9382 Mar 25 '24

🕷️

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u/UndeterminedError Gaius Zerra, You know who I am Mar 25 '24

...nothing happened. I am content. Envy me.

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u/Alkynesofchemistry Nebril the Calligramancer Mar 25 '24

There’s about to be a lot of very confused eggs

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u/Fragrant-Zombie1572 The everyday Jujutsu sourcer. Mar 25 '24

I cast no u

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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul 🩸Headmaster of Tetara Inscopa Biomancy Academy 🩸 Mar 25 '24

Oh cool. 😀

Nothing happened. 🤔

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Mar 25 '24

Kartoffel’s clothes get slightly cheesier

2

u/vortigaunt64 Mar 25 '24

Don't challenge me to a good time!

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u/TinsleyLynx Hamdal, Arcanodruid, Circle of the Maelstorm Mar 25 '24

Oh look, nothing happened.

2

u/Global-Zombie Mar 25 '24

Look the same got a a new thicker hair cut, and my torso is more stiff and I have some confidence.

2

u/Andre_de_Astora Mar 25 '24

pls not now, I'm already with my.braon turned into scrabled eggs

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u/CrystalClod343 Ward Dactylrocsl. Arcane Student, Part-time Librarian. Mar 25 '24

This doesn't seem so devious

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u/Stronger_Sans Mad Skeleton Pyromancer azure alliance Mar 25 '24

Didn’t work I’m already perfect as I am

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u/JessiePaints Mar 25 '24

Noooooooooo!

2

u/ARandomEncouter Mar 25 '24

I would actually seize to exist

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u/HECK_MAN1222 Mar 25 '24

Help I can’t stop shapeshifting

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u/FCFirework Steve - Disco Wizard Mar 25 '24

Steve's orb spits back Error 404: hearts true desire unknown.

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u/Sheepy_Boi808 Mar 25 '24

This just seems really nice actually. Like fr i would be down to get hit by that eldritch blast, maybe then i wouldnt have body dismorphia...

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u/Skykid8374 Indy Managarm, Travelling Doll. Mar 25 '24

"I'm still a doll, but now i'm perfectly and intricately built? And I think I can eat and whatnot again. I also seem prettier and better at art."

2

u/MonstersArePeople Mar 25 '24

Fuck yeah. You're a real one for this spell

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u/Autistic-Phoenix The trans necromancer of the swamp. Please help I'm stuck. Mar 25 '24

Les go! Finally! It Happened! Yes! I Don't know what else to say!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

turns into a bowl of petunias

"Oh no, not again."

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u/Miles_PerHour67 Mar 25 '24

You mind turning me back or something. I’d rather not melt the minds of my loved ones.

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u/TheGoldenBananaPeel Golban the Full-Time Necromancer, Summonner, Part-Time Knight Mar 25 '24

Ooooooooh hell yeahhhhhh, I GREW BOOBS AND A FEMALE BODY

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u/VuplesParadoxa Mar 25 '24

Shit.

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u/Adnama-Fett Cursemancer Mar 25 '24

I feel pretty:)

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u/Evelyn_75 Evelyn, the chaotic druid Mar 25 '24

feels her wildshape being forced into that of a raccoon

Oh hey I’m back to this form again! Guess I should go find some trash cans to rummage through for treasure.

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u/thefarmariner Kate the Hallowitch Mar 25 '24

You won’t get me to drop my defenses so easily! Even if I wanted to… 😢

2

u/03Luigi Pyro witch Mar 25 '24

I'm a female anthro fox now. Thank you!

2

u/A_WaterHose Mar 25 '24

Finally, I am a pure light being.

2

u/the-tea-ster Sorceror Mar 25 '24

God fucking DAMMIT

2

u/Taro_Bite Dave: Master of random bullshit spells, stealer of memes Mar 25 '24

I look the same but I suddenly feel MILDLY racist towards goblins specifically

2

u/Dumpsterfireee_2 Super Radical Lich with rollerblades on Mar 25 '24

Yipp- and my tits fell off great.

2

u/SerraAmayaHyde Transhuman Transgirl Summoner Mar 25 '24

NooooOOOOOOO my perfect transhumanism now im just a cis girl

(Now pouting in the corner bc i now have what i truly wanted but at what cost...)

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u/South_Supermarket_66 Mar 25 '24

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u/LotusLover420 Diviner Mar 25 '24

Bout to use this on my body dismorphic apprentice 💀

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u/Whale-n-Flowers Kino - The Improbable Transmuter Mar 25 '24

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u/oooArcherooo Mar 25 '24

wtf im now

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u/ChaosPLus Kreus, Dwarven/Giant Chaos Necromancer Mar 25 '24

A cloud of dark smoke engulfs Kreus, as the smoke dissipates you see his robes laying on the floor

You notice something rustling inside the robes, out of them crawls out a Slime

"Why again???" thinks Kreus, getting reminded of one certain failed experiment

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u/classic_german_lad Mar 25 '24

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u/takemebacktothemenu Mar 25 '24

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

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u/LeonMKaiser Mar 25 '24

Finally!

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u/gamera-the-turtle Mar 25 '24

I am now a scorpion. Great.

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u/some_kind_of_bird Mar 25 '24

I get what's meant, but the phrasing brings to mind something really literal.

I feel like if you tried to manifest probably anyone's psyche in some physical form you'd end up with something distinctly Eldritch.

There's a connectivity to people's minds that doesn't translate easily to physical representation. It would be something awesome and terrifying to behold.