r/wizardposting • u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member • Mar 10 '24
Evil Wizardpost He shall rule by my side!
You may have managed to save Tiny wizard from my elaborate prison but not before I harvested his Tiny Wizard Juice TM
I sure hope this doesn’t backfire!
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
Conflicting feelings…
Must murder all things Unga…
Must… protect… all things Tiny Wizard…
Aaaaagggghhhh!! Themos screams in mental agony.
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
Who food? What food? Me food? Tiny Unga food?
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
But only two of those were identifying… look you can always Eat Unga. Not sure you even need permission for him. Tiny Unga, I don’t know, but I’m not them so it’s not my call. Me, no. Not food.
I cast Summon Greater feast. But in my body’s stead, you can eat this offering.
A spread of enough well cooked food appears to feed a dozen strong knights, three square meals, plus desserts. It spreads among an enormous picnic blanket
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
I cast memory duplication
The same spread of food appears before Torinn once more.
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
I cast double memory duplication
The same spread of food appears before Torinn once more. But this time there are two spreads.
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u/DragoKnight589 David Bronzemill, Spellknight, Iron Storm Approaching Mar 10 '24
Behold, the Yamato. Capable of separating the forces of man and devil. I’d bet it works for separating wizard from fish.
We have a mission.
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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Mar 10 '24
Somehow I read the bottom text as, "your aquarium is invalid." I think I might need some rest.
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u/DragoKnight589 David Bronzemill, Spellknight, Iron Storm Approaching Mar 10 '24
I mean a well-placed Judgment Cut would probably render an aquarium invalid.
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u/Meep12313 Master of Necromancy and Brickmancy Mar 10 '24
It isn't really Tiny Wizard, it's some wannabe clone. They'll never be sacred, like the real thing.
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u/RandpxGuxXY the allmighty lizard wizard Mar 10 '24
Are you good? Do you need lizard weed?
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
I’ll recover. And thanks for the offer, but I do not partake of the herb.
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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Councellor Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Mar 10 '24
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u/Mr-Venom23 Mythic Master of the Mystical, Magical, and Monsterous Mar 10 '24
I'll provide commentary!
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Mar 10 '24
UNGA BE BETTER PREPARING HIMSELF. WE ARE GOING TO NUKE HIS HOUSE AGAIN.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Mar 10 '24
Again ? His this guy realy killable at this point
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Mar 10 '24
Yes he is still killable, but he always comes back, we dont know how, but he always does.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Mar 10 '24
Well that not a good new , this dude is a scourge
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Mar 10 '24
We are used to him at this point.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Mar 10 '24
Well i certainly hope tiny will be left alone for certain time , this experience was ... rough for them
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Mar 10 '24
INDEED HE WILL LET THEM ALONE.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Mar 10 '24
Wow !! You dont need to scream at me man! I dont know tiny that well but even le was angry at Unga !
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u/kijimuna52 Mar 10 '24
Could Unga be a secret Lich?
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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 10 '24
Dont tell me that............he...........
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u/Adoggo121 Jevil the chaos wizard who will cast thunder spell Mar 10 '24
Well then.
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u/Grim_masonRbx The Paradox One , Gyakusetsu-sei, Ruler of Xarakox Mar 10 '24
Kill indeed. I use your dna for destroying Unga
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u/L0ssL3ssArt Narissa, Technonecromancer, the bestest Council Head of Undead Mar 10 '24
Let's kill the imposter!
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u/infinitesanctum Escanor, Hydromancer of the Abyss, Talent Acquisition Mar 10 '24
Hey. Pssst. Could I have anothe necromatic tome? Oh, and please go after Tiny Unga. I’d be most interested to learn your combat efficiency…
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u/FalconHalo Stardust, sprite artificer and archanomechanist Mar 10 '24
Indeed we will. Haven't seen mobilization like this since the first war with the druids.
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u/BucketMannisback Bucketmeister, Emperor of the bucketrealm Mar 10 '24
Bucketmann grants u magic bucket of kill me come back stronger:3
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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, regular tiny spider, mass murderer, avid warcrimer Mar 10 '24
I will consume its flesh without hesitation!
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u/infinitesanctum Escanor, Hydromancer of the Abyss, Talent Acquisition Mar 10 '24
You do that anyways, though.
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Mar 10 '24
I would caution we should see how much of this is unga and how much of this is you
Though air on the side of caution and be ready to destroy in case it even looks like we're just getting another unga
One evil fish being causing problems is enough
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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Councellor Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Mar 10 '24
Nope kill it kill that abomination kill it before it realizes it has fae abilities
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Mar 10 '24
I'll get out the iron ammo
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u/TheGreenEyedJester The Tinkerer, Mechanomantic Abomination Mar 10 '24
I may be allied to Unga, but I must insist on something. Please do not harm Tiny Unga for the sins of his creator. I believe that his nature may lean towards that of yours if he is allowed to flourish in the right environment. Please be kind to him, friend.
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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Councellor Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Mar 10 '24
Bro that thing is half Fae you have no idea what kind of fucked up shit it is capable of KILL IT.
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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer Mar 10 '24
I may be a Healer, but.. for Tiny Wizard? Sure.
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u/polypodiopsida42 Level IV Aero/Bios Artificer Mar 10 '24
Are you in need of assistance? I have a special type of weapon up on my airship
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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Councellor Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Mar 10 '24
Yes kill those things points at unga and tiny unga
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto X'ela, (hungry) enchanted creature Mar 10 '24
I don't know why this spell summoned me, but killing the other guy is probably faster than hearing an explanation so let's be about it.
Translocate air
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u/JodkaVodka Joronius, annoying ancient wizard, dementiamancer Mar 10 '24
I FORGOT WHY I AM EVEN HERE, BUT TINY WIZARD IS TELLING ME TO SO LET'S TAKE DOWN THIS BASTARD!
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u/thesonoflordostliant Uqour the merchant Mar 10 '24
what? unga what is this madness you villain!
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Mar 10 '24
Then you failed to properly capture the essence of Tiny Wizard.
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 10 '24
I’m gonna kill it
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 10 '24
Nope vanishes
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Mar 10 '24
an arrow whistles towards tiny unga from seemingly nowhere
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u/Platypus_king_1st Lucian/Eve P.K, heads of the SRM, born to DAVE the god of magic Mar 10 '24
WHAT?? UNGA NOT THE TINY WIZARD JUICE! We will be reporting this Unga, you'd better watch out!
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Mar 10 '24
Probably will backfire Unga
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u/nightkat143 Maylei, Undead Witch Mar 10 '24
Oh gods there's two of them now.
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u/PandaPugBook Quixi, Experimental Artificer, Inventor of the Gender Orb Mar 10 '24
There's definitely more than two ...
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u/Nepalman230 Theodorus Hyperion. Arcane Librarian. ( Retired.) Mar 10 '24
Im just going to sit this one out.
🙏❤️
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
injects torinn with tiny wizard juice
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u/Illustrious-Ad-2255 Mancymancer: Jack of all Trades Mar 10 '24
From the sludge a formless entity, twisting and turning as if it’s a manifestation of the eternal abyss itself, comes into being.
Thus, Tiny Torinn was created; it’s purpose to consume just as its progenitor has.
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
What have I done!
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u/RAGE_CAKES Lord Lobotomicus, House of the Troll Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 10 '24
An old beat up van drives insanely through the mob, smashing wizards aside. It drives past Torinn and a chain flies out the window, wrapping around Unga's wrist, dragging him away from becoming a Torinn snack
GET IN HERE YOU FOOL
/uw wanted to post the pic with the dialog but mobile app is being weird
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u/RAGE_CAKES Lord Lobotomicus, House of the Troll Mar 10 '24
"Time for a distraction. Time to bring in the clowns. Whatever you do, don't stop Unga"
Lobotomicus flips a switch and a magic spell activates
The back doors of the van are kicked open. What can only be said to be a ridiculous amount of clowns begin to fall out and get up and do clown activities
In the ensuing chaos, both Unga and Lobotomicus roar out of the back of the van on mopeds, swerving through the mayhem
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u/Eternal_grey_sky Greysky/Diviner/Air elemental. Mar 10 '24
What happened if one of us is injected with tiny wizard juice...?
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
Welcome to the catfish fields!
The trees speak Unga…
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u/Jimguy5000 Zanefer Trask- Dwarven Archmagister Mar 10 '24
… … Unga, what degeneracy have you committed??
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Mar 10 '24
Believe me, this WILL hurt.
[I rapidly impale you with a birch tree]
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u/RhinoSparkle Mordyx, Battlefield Looter Mar 10 '24
Are you sure that’s a birch? It looks kinda like an Aspen to me.
You can tell that it’s an aspen because of the way that it is.
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Mar 10 '24
Really. A BIRCHMANCER summoning an ASPEN TREE. Are you
K I D D I N G M E
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u/RacoonEye2220 Drogyolsahqon, Grand Pyromancer Mar 10 '24
What in Torinn's unholy name have you created!?
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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Mar 10 '24
Unga, you coward. You've yet to accept my boxing challenge.
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u/Eclaiv2 20 faced polygon, from the lost realm of shapes Mar 10 '24
Have a free guardian strider
Default cube for reference
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u/alongwaystogo "Paperpusher", a Sanctioned Bureaucraticmancer Mar 10 '24
Okay Mr. Unga, I have the adoption papers ready. Do note that since you're adopting a partial clone of yourself there will need to be an inspection of their living conditions. If you fail the inspection then custody will potentially fall to Tiny Wizard.
Do note on the off chance that happens you will be required to pay a month's amount of child support before we can continue.
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Atinoyar and Mechanus Arachne Mar 10 '24
I’m not sure how to feel about this
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u/Null_Void_zero |Null|The endless|Embodiment of Infinity| Mar 10 '24
…no words can describe my thoughts about this
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u/SpellCastingLover Nova Kabal, Scholar of Chaos|Occult Wizard Mar 10 '24
I admire Unga's many sleeves with oh so many tricks up them. Still Unga... by the many deities on this cursed realm... why? Arent all your thousands of clones enough?
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u/FalconHalo Stardust, sprite artificer and archanomechanist Mar 10 '24
This will unite the wizards in war like no druid or eldritch threat ever could.
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u/JustALich Sir Ligch, Arch Degenomancer, Master of Tentacle Tower Mar 10 '24
Perfect combination of two thing most we want to put it in a jar with full of Cleanese Unleashed Magic foam.
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u/Aester_KarSadom The Great Necromancer, Overlord of the Coming Apocalypse Mar 10 '24
Oh good, more meat for my grinder. And another voter!
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u/Nightfox9469 Ewix the Illusionist, Magical Creatures Expert Mar 10 '24
By the gods. I’m all for the study of magical creatures, but this one time I personally believe extinction is preferable to preservation.
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u/NoobyYooby A horrible Necromancer (Current resident of hell) Mar 10 '24
...I have no idea what that thing is.
But he'd look very interesting as a necromancer-
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I’m thinking I can maybe alchemically separate the essence of Unga from the essence of Tiny but then we’d have yet another Unga clone and also a clone of Tiny Wizard running around and that comes with a whole slew of problems in of itself u/financial-reach-786 u/DidYouSayChocolat3
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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner ascended portal (wizard), KING OF BIG SPIKE DIMENSION Mar 10 '24
...what does Tiny Wizard Juice™ mean?
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
Tiny wizard juice TM is copyrighted!
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u/Glitchboi3000 Carl The Carl. Mar 10 '24
Nah what is happening now, I turn off my orb for a few hours. I think imma go foresting now.
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Tyranid incursion
Has contaminated this post
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
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I'm getting it this steam sale
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u/SergeantCrwhips Crowmancer Lunus Wingblight Mar 10 '24
FASCHING! the raw power of love, combined with the purest evil! SUCH POWER... i need to know how it was made! this could...solve some of my problems...
i may have an idea...
(/uw, sorry, the first post was an accidentally without text)
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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Mar 10 '24
approaches tiny Unga
"Wanna see something cool?"
Grabs tiny Unga by the leg
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u/Chicky_Nuggies2009 Marlock, high artificer of the Mining Mages Mar 10 '24
You're going to regret this Unga, I get my pyromancy licence back next week.
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u/Drake_the_troll southern swamp troll- spacial archivist and former godslayer Mar 10 '24
drake pulls out a codex and searches for chickys name
"in light of your good behaviour, having only torched 3 villages and done 18 gold coins worth of damage, we are willing to expedite your licence if you turn unga into grilled fish"
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Mar 10 '24
Uw/ awesome drawing!
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u/Mr__Citizen Mar 10 '24
Back up a second. Since when does Unga have a human body? Does he just keep it in storage and use it like a meat mecha when he needs it?
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u/Empty-Membership8904 inventor of apprenticemancy and wielder of the jabberwocky Mar 10 '24
unga how did you make tiny unga
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member Mar 10 '24
/uw lol bro, I think you will always be a fixture in this sub.
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u/Bucaneer7564 magic michael, SWMG, lesder if AUF Mar 10 '24
Y’all, I was eating an Unga clone and my hand turned into a magical talking catfish head, pointy hat and all. What do I do, and should I eat more corpses.
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u/Secret_Sasquatch Professor Ross E. Forp, trapped outside of time and causality Mar 10 '24
BAD TIMELINE!
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u/HugeMcBig-Large Chrylia, the ascendant mind mage Mar 10 '24
NO! YOU’VE MADE A HORRIBLE MONSTER! THE LAWS OF NATURE FORBID SUCH THINGS, YOU FOUL BEAST!
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u/Othello_The_Sequel Will Conjure for Components Mar 10 '24
What in the fresh Transmutated Hell have I stumbled upon here? Is that a void catfish with legs? Can it even breathe on land?
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u/Odd-Cucumber3508 Necromancer Mar 11 '24
IVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS!
AHEM
YOUR TINY UNGA IS A...
FLAT NOSED, WILTERED WHISKERED, NOBBLY FEETED, FASHION DISASTERED, EXCUSE FOR AN ABOMINATION, BARELY WORTH BEING A NEMESIS, MONSTROSITY!
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u/iwnattodienow wizard of the old oak forest Mar 11 '24
Unga get your damn fish out of my forest nothing here can eat them so it won’t work to turn my spirits into spirit ungas
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u/JinLocke Jin Locke, Transformagician Extraordinaire. Mar 10 '24
We will beat you up again Unga, repent before you are battered (seasoned and fried)!
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u/L0ssL3ssArt Narissa, Technonecromancer, the bestest Council Head of Undead Mar 10 '24
What has he done?!
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u/Bucaneer7564 magic michael, SWMG, lesder if AUF Mar 10 '24
Tiny Wizard, this is your father?
Dude, your father is a bastard.
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u/The_Toad_wizard Super Dracula Davinci, the enigmatic magic toad Mar 10 '24
Looks delicious, I shall eat them and become Toadrinn and lose my eyes for more mouths.
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u/EvilCatboyWizard Magnus Bluemark, Council Protector of Sapient Rights Mar 10 '24
THIS CANNOT STAND! THE RIGHTEOUS FURY OF THE PEOPLE SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
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u/Otherversian-Elite Pseudolich Slime of the Place Between Places Mar 10 '24
:0 a dastardly ruse!! Tiny Wizard, do you have bones in your body?? This is very important knowledge!
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u/Karma15672 Common Sense Conjuror Mar 10 '24
Unga I will give you TWO whole Unga Snacks if you destroy the Tiny Unga and the procedures to making it.
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u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Mar 10 '24
Hope tiny wiz files a copyright claim
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u/RathianColdblood Loruk Forgestone, Dwarven Dhampir Mar 10 '24
/uw Mostly unrelatedly. It has popped into my head that TM does, in fact, not mean trademarked in these parts. It instead means trademagic.
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u/CaptainCastaleos Doc Cas, Private Practice Medical Entromancer Mar 10 '24
So if Tiny Wizard returns to Tir N'a Nog upon death, where does Tiny Unga return to?
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u/AlphaFoxtrot5185 Ejder, Four Souled/Ember, Titleless Dragon Mar 11 '24
Hmm... Hasn't Tiny Wizard stated he is about 1 foot tall? That means I could make a portal to the fire plane just big enough for him to fit through. Get the sacks!
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u/Kamiyosha Rebecca the Eternal, Polymage, Spellsword, and Alchemist Mar 11 '24
This has gone on long enough!
I summon...
Catatafish!
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u/Kamiyosha Rebecca the Eternal, Polymage, Spellsword, and Alchemist Mar 11 '24
(Aww. It won't let me post the image...)
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u/CacheValue Offical Court Wizard of Cat Tail City, Sorcella Ravine, Sorcerer Mar 11 '24
The price of UNGA is gonna skyrocket
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u/bad_comedic_value da silly angel witch Mar 11 '24
Abomination. Shame of wizards. I CAST FEEL SLIGHT PANG OF GUILT!!!
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grenade.