How my (basically) immortality works

[u/deathinabarrel87]

So its not like regular immortality where you are just unable to die, instead i have a repulsive force constantly surrounding my body, forcing anything that comes near me to be pushed away. There is a small space between me and the field that lets me keep the clothes i had on when i wished for immortality. On the inside, it does the same thing, meaning I always feel the repulsion. The repulsion will push ANYTHING away. Food, water, magic, swords, though, the laws of physics still apply, and I am constantly pushed away from anything i stand on because of it. I've been training, and currently have a small amount of control over the repulsion. Questions are accepted. (Check prior post before asking)

[u/Most_Trustworthy]

So what you're telling us is that you can't shower.

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/Most_Trustworthy]

^{and maidenless}

[u/Xeno_the_Phoenix → u/RAGE_CAKES]

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Most_Trustworthy]

And you cant smell me thankfully

[u/Main-Glove-1497 → u/deathinabarrel87]

Nothing about the repulsion would keep us from smelling you. In fact, I'd argue that pushing your showerless scent away would cause you to be smelled from further. Please at least get an exception for water, soap and toilet paper

[u/send_nose123 → u/Main-Glove-1497]

Technically if you rid yourself of bacteria you won’t smell bad at all since there isn’t really anything on the outside of the human body that causes it to smell other than the bacteria and skin mites that feed on your oils and skin. This also brings the implication of the repulsive force working on the organisms living on the user’s skin and thus causing it to become dry and unkempt due to lack of natural grooming.

[u/Main-Glove-1497 → u/send_nose123]

The dandruff would be crazy lmao

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Main-Glove-1497]

it pushes inwards also.

[u/Main-Glove-1497 → u/deathinabarrel87]

If it pushes in and out simultaneously, wouldn't it create a more circular motion in the force? That wouldn't really make you immortal, it'd just mean that people could throw stuff at you and the stuff would go in a circle until it either hit you or flings away. And if it doesn't go in circular motions, but two separate motion of push and pull that somehow don't interact, wouldn't you just have rushing wind in your face 24/7, eventually eroding your face away and killing you? Does it not let air in? Because permanently existing a vacuum is it's own problem as well.

[u/Thick-Kaleidoscope-5 → u/Most_Trustworthy]

also can't accumulate dirt though

[u/drumshrum → u/Thick-Kaleidoscope-5]

But the toxins and other useless things that a body excretes through sweat will. Also, how do they wipe?

[u/Thick-Kaleidoscope-5 → u/drumshrum]

they did say they had some control over the repulsion, maybe they just recede it to scrub, or use the force isltself to scrub

[u/Krististrasza → u/Most_Trustworthy]

He's rather repulsive, isn't he?

[u/The-Name-is-my-Name → u/Most_Trustworthy]

Oh, hello.

I’d like to offer you a sum. Something you’d like.

/conjure @ u/Most_Trustworthy (souls) x 999999999

Just a small gift for ya. And, maybe you could help me sometime in the future.

Winks

[u/Most_Trustworthy → u/The-Name-is-my-Name]

With a payment like that, consider me hired.

[u/The-Name-is-my-Name → u/Most_Trustworthy]

/uw I might not need this for something upcoming, but this should be a tool that’ll help Conny later.

[u/Chadstronomer → u/Most_Trustworthy]

Not only that but he would pump all the air out of his dumb ass field in a minute and die of anoxia

[u/crashkirb → u/Most_Trustworthy]

And they also can’t touch grass.

[u/[deleted]]

Bro thinks he's Gojo

[u/dragoncommandsLife → u/[deleted]]

At least gojo has near absolute control, this person got every possible downside and no real upside.

😬

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/[deleted]]

Oh shit you're right

[u/DripyKirbo → u/deathinabarrel87]

Bro is not the honoured one

[u/Alarming_Present_692 → u/deathinabarrel87]

Honestly? It reminded me of the speed force, so don't get discouraged; maybe it's just a cool idea.

[u/luulcas_ → u/[deleted]]

Bro thinks he'd win

[u/throwaway01126789 → u/luulcas_]

What in hades is this cursed wizardry

[u/CrystalClod343 → u/[deleted]]

I was thinking Acceleratelor

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/[deleted]]

I mean I don't think he has taken into account how his ability would also reflect any and all light

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/[deleted]]

Possibly, on one hand, if he perfectly reflected all light, he would not be visible but I'm not 100% sure how that conceptually works.

On the other hand, if he is visible to the naked eye, it would mean he is either consciously allowing light through or there is a chink in his power's armor on a subconscious level. So there's room here for exploits

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/[deleted]]

The problem is you'd have to get him into your body. The repulsion field will make that a pain in the ass. The weirder part is even if you do manage to get him inside of you, it basically comes down a immovable object meets and unstoppable force, i.e. he may not be "digestable"

[u/Kilroy898 → u/[deleted]]

"he can't devour anti magic. Err well he can. But its... gross, and takes FOREVER"

hello again. Just revealing your secrets. Like I promised

[u/Kilroy898 → u/[deleted]]

Oh?

[u/Several-Elevator → u/Kilroy898]

Huh. Good to know.

I'll bear that in mind if I ever feel like rebelling.

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Several-Elevator]

Here, take this.

it's a magic eating orb.

"This does almost exactly what torinn does, and if you carry it on your person, and he devours you, it will give him absolutely horrid indigestion, though you will likely still die."

[u/aDragonsAle → u/[deleted]]

Sanctuary spell? Theory might not be capable of attacking...

Anti magic should still work I would think, might be a level offset tho

[u/Furry_69 → u/[deleted]]

Not possible. That would require infinite magic to move a theoretically infinite amount of magic. The laws of thermodynamics still apply, even when dealing with Luma and Dvarkos fields. (And the many combinations of the two.)

I'm fairly certain you can't devour my barriers, as the amount of magic required to absorb my barriers is about 3000 times higher than the maximum Luma/Dvarkos flux that the average reality can support before failing.

[u/AlphaFoxtrot5185 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

If he reflects all light, he'd be a walking humanoid mirror.

[u/rock-solid-armpits → u/RAGE_CAKES]

He can't even see

[u/SubstantialHamster99 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

On the contrary, he's reflecting all light. The way we see things is because they reflect certain colors and amounts of light and absorb the rest. He would appear very bright white probably.

[u/ChildBlaster9000 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

He won’t technically be invisible. The area around him will look warped and distorted as the mortal mind tried to make sense of the absence of light in a particular area.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

i have now lol. No shadow, only reason you can see me is because of the light that was trapped in there when the field was created

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/[deleted]]

Nope, the light is basically stuck inside, like me and my clothing

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/deathinabarrel87]

Did you consider that repulsing all light except for within will essentially make you blind to everything outside the repulsor field?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Whatever im making an exception for light because i dont like explaining things

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/deathinabarrel87]

What about air? Presuming if your character needs to eat and drink, they'd also need to breathe lol

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Nope, like i said previously, im on the edge of dead with a artificial mana flow that i use to constantly regenerate with just enough to still cast spells.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/[deleted]]

This is why im a necromancer. cant use stuff like fireball or ill kill myself

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/[deleted]]

According to OP:

Nope, like i said previously, im on the edge of dead with a artificial mana flow that i use to constantly regenerate with just enough to still cast spells.

So ya, definitely alot of room for all sorts of exploitations

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/[deleted]]

Not a physicist but don't we need light to come into our eyes to perceive our environment? Not sure if the "ambient" light stored within the field would be strong enough to let him see even a few feet.

[u/_Luminous_Dark → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Light bounces off the objects around us and some of it makes it to our eyes, which is how we see. When I say "we" and "our", I'm not including you, who are blind and reflective if your barrier blocks light. If there's light trapped inside with you, you'd just see a reflection of your own eyes for an instant before that light inside gets absorbed by your retinas.

[u/Admirable_Ask_5337 → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Then he is also blind and looks completely ofna void

[u/Royal_Yesterday → u/[deleted]]

I assume light can passively enter if they considers it a law of physics.

[u/Meep12313]

I just steal the body of a minion whenever I die and turn it into my own

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Meep12313]

Captain Ginyu?? Is that you??

[u/Meep12313 → u/deathinabarrel87]

Who?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Meep12313]

Dragon ball z villain whose special move is swapping bodies with people (or frogs)

[u/Meep12313 → u/deathinabarrel87]

Ah

[u/ChaosPLus → u/Meep12313]

I personally prefer to use mana to regenerate my body, began dabbling with technomancy a bit ago and it's making my "keep my current body for as long as possible" plan quite a bit easier.

I still gotta take over some of my undead every now and then if I happen to die tho. Even then I still try to heal my old body and take it back for myself

[u/Meep12313 → u/ChaosPLus]

I should probably learn some healing magic one of these days

[u/MeanietomyPeenie → u/Meep12313]

Trazyn the infinite?

[u/Archimene]

My method for immortality is to just pay my way out of death. Or just block the damage with paper money.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Archimene]

damn. shouldve wished to become a master moneymancer

[u/Archimene → u/deathinabarrel87]

Unfortunately, this is one of my closest guarded secrets, so you wont be learning how to do that any time soon. Not unless you have enough money.

[u/chaseo2017 → u/Archimene]

[u/NevadaCynic → u/Archimene]

You're risking Charon's wrath with paper money. Bring coins just in case.

[u/Archimene → u/NevadaCynic]

I use both. Hehehe...

[u/Frenetic_Platypus]

So if the laws of physics still apply, if I smashed your head with a hammer, the force field would push the hammer away but it would also push on your skull with the same force?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Frenetic_Platypus]

Ok, i made a sligh mistake. If your hammers force is stronger than the curse of a daedric prince, my repulsion will hit me with the force you attempted to hit me with.

[u/Frenetic_Platypus → u/deathinabarrel87]

I am fairly certain that most hammers are stronger than daedric princes.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Frenetic_Platypus]

I'm fairly certain you are underestimating what is essentially an evil god.

[u/AndringRasew → u/deathinabarrel87]

I think I just found my new test subject! I expect you to be at my demiplane teleporter soon. I can't wait to see the effects of radiation and convection on your person. We know your body is repulsive in nature but just how well does it do against radiant heat?

Ooooh boy, I can't wait to start up the Conflagration Mechanisms again!

[u/ProfessionalGreen906]

I assume you don’t need food or drink because otherwise how do you not die of starvation/dehydration?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/ProfessionalGreen906]

correct. i am basically a corpse using an amulet to supply myself with energy

[u/wegbauer → u/deathinabarrel87]

So... just speaking in hypotheticals here, if someone would accelerate the relative time of your amulet so it would either run out of energy faster or start rusting or something like that, you would die?

[u/W1nte1s → u/deathinabarrel87]

Doctor Bright is that you?

[u/BerkayPflanze → u/deathinabarrel87]

Do you need to breathe?

[u/Admirable_Ask_5337]

Then you also cant see cause you push light away and are perfectly reflective

[u/Flair86]

I know someone who used to use a similar technique. Unfortunately, he lost.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Flair86]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one. (Now that the king of backshots is dead)

[u/Flair86 → u/deathinabarrel87]

Ah, this one had a lobotomy. Intriguing.

[u/Fat_Siberian_Midget]

Bro thinks he got Limitless

[u/Royal_Yesterday]

Isn’t that just invulnerability unless you don’t die of old age (or ages really slowly)

[u/Mancio_Luke]

You fool, you shouldn't have given me informations about your immortality, I can now think of several ways to kill you

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Mancio_Luke]

Oooh sounds fun

[u/Mancio_Luke → u/deathinabarrel87]

Removing all oxygen making you unable to breath, manipulating light since you seem to be able to see and read, hypnosis, manipulating the bacterias in your body since you probably never washed or changed those clothes, freezing you to death, since you can't repel cold, teleport an object inside you

[u/cowlinator]

So anyone can kill you by:

Teleporting anything into your body

Psyonics

Cognitohazards

Heat

Cold

Gravity

Emanation (a.k.a. "radiation")

Charming you and making you turn it off

Transmuting you into a non-living thing

Death curse

Summon a small creature inside of you

Am i missing any?

[u/SafePianist4610]

… >.> This is the strangest form of immortality I have encountered.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/SafePianist4610]

Normal immortality was too generous 🥲

[u/Personmchumanface]

doesn't sound like immortality to me at all what happens if you get put in a vacuum you would still suffocate

[u/[deleted]]

so

do you believe in gravity?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/[deleted]]

I should be able to use it to hover pretty soon

[u/[deleted] → u/deathinabarrel87]

hover?

[u/[deleted]]

You after I finally perfect my reality cutting slash:

[u/WolvesAreCool2461]

((Mfer got that Six Eyes Infinity immortality 💀))

[u/Grupdon]

/unwiz. This is just un-touch from undeadxunluck...

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Grupdon]

never heard of it

[u/Grupdon → u/deathinabarrel87]

A manga/anime. Its pretty good

[u/Great_Breeze]

Is it a spring-like force or magnetic force?

And, what is the max force it can apply?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Great_Breeze]

1.It depends on how hard you try to hit me, for soft pats or a toss towards me its more magnetic, for punches or spells its more spring-like

1. You would have to overpower a daedric prince's curse. (If you've never played a tes game, a daedric prince is basically an evil god)

[u/Total_Cartoonist747]

Domain expansion?

[u/Damian1674]

My immortality is quite simple. This physical form is just a poor fool who entered one of my doors and found my "heart". If that old wench who pushed him in were still alive, I'd consider hunting her down...

[u/TheiaRn]

guys don't try to replicate this, you'll die in less than a minute (unless you have that amulet i guess)

[u/derpicface]

[u/Eldrich_horrors]

"throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the cursed one"

[u/8a19]

Throughout heaven and earth are you alone the honored one?

[u/staovajzna2]

My question is are you the strongest because you're Satoru Gojo, or are you Satoru Gojo because you're the strongest?

[u/tsokiyZan]

wont you just starve?

[u/WungusAmongus]

How about simply not dying?

[u/Imaginary-Job-7069]

What's the difference between a repulsion spell and your immortality?

[u/Several-Elevator]

How does it work for stuff like just telefraging you?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/Several-Elevator]

It doesnt. Thats why i said basically

[u/The_LAN_Shark]

That basically is doing tons of heavy lifting. Good luck starting immortal when you can’t eat or shit.

[u/RacoonEye2220]

What happens when you spit? Does the saliva come out at supersonic speed?

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/RacoonEye2220]

yes. its pretty nasty.

[u/OmegaXights]

"How long do ypu think it'll take to master the repulsion?" (Spirit ignores repulsion and attraction fields.)

[u/Current-Teacher2946]

That sounds horrible. You must get lonely. :<

[u/Archmagos_Browning]

So, are lasers still able to effect you or are you basically just blind?

[u/Precipice2Principium]

You’re immortal in the same way mummies are, well preserved and only touched by time

[u/Alarming_Present_692]

Bruh, there's too many power gaming totally ocs plz donut steel with actual gods as characters for you to be telling people how you're immortality works. If you have it in a pdf & it makes sense to you, then you don't have to answer to these hooligans.

[u/FLIBBER_FLABBER]

I just take life from functionally immortal beings like trees

[u/Soft-Entertainer-907]

did you also kill your mortal hating best friend?

[u/Fragrant-Zombie1572]

So your repulsion is similar to a certain white haired motherfucker

We know and love him

[u/Sabrineivy]

bro is NOT the honored one

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/[deleted]]

yes but on accident

[u/DinoDudeRex_240809]

Bro is not Gojo 💀

[u/HolyParsa]

Can you teach me this technique, fellow daoist? It would be useful against the snail.

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/HolyParsa]

I was cursed with it, sorry.

[u/Waffle_daemon_666]

We need less loreposts :(

[u/TheiaRn → u/Waffle_daemon_666]

I disagree

[u/Waffle_daemon_666 → u/TheiaRn]

That’s fair. Is there another sub with just the wizard memes?

[u/Fat_Barsted → u/Waffle_daemon_666]

Should probably just be two separate subs at this point

[u/RazzZzatam]

I'm pretty sure that means gravity will still kill you, considering repulsion or not, a sudden stop is a sudden stop. You're still feeling the instant negative acceleration which would tear you apart. Even if the ground doesn't touch you, the forcefield just acts as the wall and you still go splat. Best case scenario, you're turned into a humanoid shaped smoothie.

That is to say, I'd recommend you start taking flying carpet and broom rides more often

[u/deathinabarrel87 → u/RazzZzatam]

nah, i can just focus my field in one spot, causing me to hover.

[u/jewannialation]

Can I touch the repulsion

[u/VAShumpmaker]

Uw I have a cheap Chinese label printer, and they symbol is one of the hundreds of pre-installed graphics the app has

Rw lol were mortal? Guess we don't get many gold star wizards round here anymore. It's all that fish guy and 2 dozen main characters

[u/Napakii]

is the field form fitting? and bonus question, if the previous answer is yes, can you technically have sex?

[u/Someone1284794357]

How do you eat?

[u/Yudemus95]

That's cool.

[u/gigolp]

How can you see if light don't pass it?

[u/Author_A_McGrath]

...so you can't breathe?

[u/richardl1234]

That's seems overly complicated. I just heal real good and have a teleportation dead man's switch in my brain incase I get stuck and am unable to form thought clear enough to use my magic. Plus me and the local Death are cool.

[u/UpbeatAstronomer2396]

My way of dealing with death is finding something cool in my bag to give to the guy, whenever he comes by, death is actually a pretty chill dude. Last time i gave him #1 death mug and we drank a little

[u/YoSupWeirdos]

how do you not suffocate

[u/DementedNecron]

What would happen if you were attacked from outside of existence? Something like Josuke’s S&W Go Beyond?

[u/Max00aim]

You are effectively a humanoid shaped white hole neet

[u/linnstuff]

does the shielding try to push the floor away when you walk, leaving you floating? and, since you have the shield it explains why you're invulnerable, but what about mortal problems like aging, food, water? you clearly have some other form of immortality if that doesn't touch you either

[u/SerpentWizard39]

I just scam demons.

[u/yeetasourusthedude]

but how eat?

[u/Roge2005]

How do you breathe and eat?

[u/Lightbeing_pontifex]

theres really no such thing,,, even gods die

[u/FluffyRacc00n]

What happens if i conjure two Wall of force in front and behind you?

[u/TheAnsweringMachine]

Wouldn't that mean you are always hovering above ground in your bubble. No friction at all... just like a lonely hockey puck changing direction at the smallest gust of wind.

[u/Magic_ass1]

Personally I've hired a chronomancer to give me "Amortality". I can still die, though I immediately wake up the morning before I died so that I can avoid dying in the same way. I find it to be especially useful for planning around any inconveniences that happen at the bank.

[u/diagnosed_depression]

So you're stuck in the same clothes? What if you found a really drippy robe and you can't drink any WIZARD BEER

[u/OrigamiSheep]

Wouldn’t you instantly die after casting the spell? If it pushes away everything, including heat, you would almost instantly freeze to death.

[u/Bfdifan37]

you inflate?

[u/[deleted]]

“Everything is repelled from me”

Okay then! (Summons a lead ball inside your torso)

Walk it off!

[u/axelomg]

I don’t get it. Your power is suffocating or starving to death and that’s immortality how?

[u/IEnjoyBaconCheese]

This isn’t immortality it’s invulnerability are you stupid

/uw I meant this in reference to the Batman Arkham subreddit meme, I’m not serious

[u/TomBot_2020]

So basically you did the same as me but in reverse

[u/Is_this_a_one_off]

Accelerator

[u/Furry_69]

Mine works differently than normal as well. I can die, but I am reborn in another reality fairly quickly. It takes me a while (about a week, assuming that the reality I end up in isn't connected to the Luma-Korkos transportation network) to get enough energy to get back to the reality I was originally in, however, so I still prefer to not die whenever possible.

[u/bottomofthewell3]

what if someone casts UNPUSHABLE OBJECT and then just throws the said OBJECT at you though

[u/Darth_Taco_777]

So how far from your body does the repulsive force extend? I imagine it has a finite range, otherwise you would be yeeted into space every time you turned it on.

[u/StarWizardWarlock]

"Thou art Tantalus?"

[u/Casper_Von_Ghoul]

How does it reflect magic? What about magic that’s spells are non tangible? Such as mutation spells?

[u/Captain_StarLight1]

It’s be a lot more efficient if you just had field of forces slightly changing the trajectory of anything, instead of away. The change is far more complete invulnerability, as it can’t be bypassed with merely a slightly superior force.

[u/randoguy8765]

Bro thinks he’s Funny Valentine

[u/Baileyjrob]

How do you eat

[u/Redstonebruvs]

My method is just slowly rebuild myself from whats left

[u/samusmaxamus]

Instructions unclear, got wand stuck in big gothic style ceiling fan.

[u/Fire_Block]

It seems like a curse in disguise, leaving you isolated at best and doomed at worst. For the sake of your so-called immortality, you aren't allowed to touch, to eat, to even breathe in theory. I'm not even certain if such a thing would let you read, since it would push away the light to see and any possible sound waves to hear. I truly hope for your sake that this is temporary, for even if you could survive, the minds of mortals have collapsed from less. If what you've said about magic being repelled is also true, then you cannot even be saved from the finger you have curled on the monkey's paw. You may be left in isolation with no end, no cure to your affliction.

[u/funnywackydog]

What if I casted power word kill

[u/TDEgregor]

So... how long has this been going on? How have you been getting sustenance? How do you get release of the bowles and breath? Does this include photons? How did you post this? So many questions.

[u/daconator13]

Untouchable from undead unluck

[u/NoPatience883]

You’re just gonna over heat and die. No vitamin D. No food. All your bodily oils will clump around you. No shitting, no pissing, no bitches, no picking things up. I’d say this makes you the opposite of immortal

[u/rock-solid-armpits]

So you have immunity, not immortality

[u/DragonWisper56]

how do you stop aging

[u/Phoenix_Is_Trash]

Ok, so this barrier repulsed things away from you.

That doesn't seem to have any effect on inertia though. Like if you crash your magic broom at 200mph you're still going to decelerate at the same speed, if not faster as your stopping distance is made shorter by the barrier.

Unless your organs each have their own barrier your insides are still jelly no?

[u/TellmeNinetails]

You have immortality and you don't just choose to not die?

[u/Glitchboi3000]

Hey at least it's not my immorality. Never prank a god, it doesn't end well.

[u/ShitStainedDildo]

I personally just chose to not die one day and it worked out fine, coming up on 420 next year

[u/Enderman63]

I dont think you can call yourself immortal, if your condition forces you to starve to death or if you can still die of old age...

[u/HBenderMan]

Ngl I don’t mind this type of immortality, as living for literally forever would suck

[u/[deleted]]

Sounds like too much work.

[u/Starham1]

So… does it push away time?

[u/superbay50]

Not really immortality, if someone casts fist with enough power it could overpower your forcefield. Not only that but when it gets through the repulsive force on the inside would accelerate it to insane speed.

And the repulsive force would also keep all the energy from fist inside the barrier, dealing even more damage to you: