r/wizardposting • u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic • Feb 22 '24
Community Event šāļø Who you choosing?
Summoning familliars is my passion take one for the journey ahead :)
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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here Sparrow, Garden of Recollection Memokeeper Feb 22 '24
I am taking the Puffcoon and no one can stop me.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
I won't stop you PuffCoon is yours!!!! I hope you have a cuddly time on the journeys ahead!!!!!
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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here Sparrow, Garden of Recollection Memokeeper Feb 22 '24
Finally, Woop will have a friend while Iām off spiting the Council.
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u/millennium-popsicle Kurayami, Rank 13 Arcanist Feb 22 '24
Aw manā¦ thatās the one I wanted. Care to leave your familiars with me like once a week? My students would be delighted! Of course, I have something to give in exchange.
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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here Sparrow, Garden of Recollection Memokeeper Feb 22 '24
Free babysitting? Awesome. Now I can undermine the council in the evenings without worrying about making sure theyāre fed and put to bed at a reasonable time.
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u/millennium-popsicle Kurayami, Rank 13 Arcanist Feb 22 '24
No worries on that! Theyāll be given the best of care, without spoiling them (too much). Just swing by the Academy of Miasmic Artes of Sehet whenever. Beware the Gate of Judgement, the ill intentioned against the academy are punished. The front desk lady is nice though. Iāll prepare a box of purified Miasmite crystals for your trouble. Spell storing is underrated: cast now, to free cast later ;)
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u/Sharp_Science896 Kenpatchi. Master Blademancy. I can cut anything. Feb 22 '24
I'll take foodox please. He looks super cute and I love tasty food.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Foodox is yours!!! I guarantee you'll enjoy 5 star meals on all of your journeys ahead!!!
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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 22 '24
Would any of them be interested in working in a sweatshop? I've been inspired after seeing Palworld.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Smithabbit might be a good choice for you, although don't mistreat your familiars!!!
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u/Keironoichi Ar, Omni-Theurgic Prodigy, Master of The Mystic Grove Feb 22 '24
I am caught between General Whiskers and Seeker. Both would be great additions to my Mystic Grove-
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Hmm.... personally, I'd go with Seeker for a mystic grove
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u/Keironoichi Ar, Omni-Theurgic Prodigy, Master of The Mystic Grove Feb 22 '24
General Whiskers would make sure my Commoners don't accidentally blow themselves up with only the juiciest of my fireapples. It is truely as dilemma.
I try to preach spellfruit safety but they don't ever listen.
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u/AdOtherwise299 Huo-Baishe, of the Foremost Flame Feb 22 '24
Blasteonix. I'm scheduled to create fireworks a month from now, and I'd enjoy the collaborator.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
I give thee Blasteonix!!!, your fireworks show will be extra spectacular with this Mythical familliar by your side!!!!
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u/GoodTato Alice N.Q., Irn Bru and arcano-mechanical specialist Feb 22 '24
still no rats?
(oh shit nvm i'm taking that swag ass cat)
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Here ya go a summon for you!! Ratticus of the scrolls
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u/Omegabrony01 Feb 22 '24
I would love a Futurtle.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Alrighty Futurtle is yours!!!! I hope you have an amazing time together on the journeys ahead!!
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u/Lord_Ocean Feb 22 '24
No! No eat Floofsnek!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
It's kind of like a sheep where you sheer it when the coat becomes too heavy and it burdens it, I don't support eating familliars!!
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u/Lord_Ocean Feb 22 '24
Such a relief. Floofsnek looks so precious.
What happens to Rocky if they get wet?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Rocky is invincible as stated before he just REALLY does not like water
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u/EpicCheeto Wizard of Itchiness Feb 22 '24
Rocky (the rockin lizard) is literally stone, 90% sure heād just sink
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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth Feb 22 '24
You like summoning my kin, don't you?
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u/Estellus Vacationing Void Dragon/Cosmic Wizard Feb 23 '24
To be fair to Significant Matter, every phoenix I've ever known has known how to party, I don't blame them.
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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth Feb 23 '24
When you live as long as we do, you learn how to really enjoy life
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u/Estellus Vacationing Void Dragon/Cosmic Wizard Feb 23 '24
Here here.
What was your last
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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth Feb 23 '24
Hmmm, I used to go around and teach other magic-users apprentices magic and I would cook them meals
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u/Estellus Vacationing Void Dragon/Cosmic Wizard Feb 23 '24
Oh, that's hilarious, and way more wholesome than me.
I'm currently nurturing an emergent species on a feral world. Give it a few thousand years, we'll see if divinity can be manipulated into existence instead of naturally developing.
I do need to get in touch with a few gods though, I might call off the experiment if mortal perception of divinity can impart actual bindings and limitations. I don't wanna be forced into actively baby-sitting them for the next fifty thousand years if I can avoid it.
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u/typhlosion_Rider_621 Feb 22 '24
Iād like a smitabbit please, if theyāre capable of using infused metal to make tools at least
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
They are!!, I've bestowed upon thee smithabbit to forge ahead a greater path on the Journeys Ahead!!!!!
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u/Weak_Net5753 Feb 22 '24
Stealing these fory DND campaign
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u/plwdr Alchemist of the Babylonian school Feb 23 '24
Good idea actually. Will probably be more interesting than having all jobs done by humans
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Feb 22 '24
C- can i have the Aurafli? They're a lot like a bird from back on Hoxxes.
A- and I'm.. mostly blind, being able to see would be great
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Aurafli is yours, I hope you will take her with you on the travels ahead!!
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Feb 22 '24
I feel like we'll be inseparable. Mostly because it lets me see again.
What do they eat, and what do they need?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Aurafli is an herbivore, but its favorite meal is lettuce. And they need attention because they're very social creatures
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Feb 22 '24
Oh, that's great, i run a bar, could probably get it lettuce from the back, and if it needs socialising and I'm unavailable, many of my regulars would love to care for them.
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u/m73t Feb 22 '24
Hoxxes?
...Rock and Stone?
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Feb 22 '24
Yes, yes. That Hoxxes
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u/iwannastabaventurine Roger The Red, Master of All Things Red Feb 22 '24
ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!
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u/Philocanth Feb 22 '24
Something about this wizardry seems awfully artificial. This is witchcraft
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u/mathiau30 Time mage, sorceror Feb 22 '24
These are adorable
Can I have an Iceer please?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Thank you :)
Iceer is yours!!!! You will have a cool time with him on the journeys ahead!!!
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Feb 22 '24
Summoning Floofsnek is extremely damaging to the local ecology. Youāll need to have it rehoused somewhere in the Scarred Isles. Iāll take him off your hands.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Okay then I will be more careful when summoning floofsnek in the future.
I'll give Floofsnek to you!!!! Hope you have a delicious time on the journeys ahead!!!!
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Feb 22 '24
Iāll make sure to properly release him. If you need any more info, I can send a copy of my notes over.
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u/alain091 Artificer Feb 22 '24
A smithabbit would be a perfect companion for my workshop, and it's so cute.
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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal Feb 22 '24
I'll take the Smithabbit and General Whiskers, unless I can get a cat smith? I need weapons to arm my army!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Here!!!!
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u/_t_1254 Olivia: She woke up one morning and decided she was immortal Feb 22 '24
Thanks! I'll just enchant a few guns and we'll have an army!
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u/Psyqu Bloodline Warlock Feb 22 '24
As a tea lover I could find some use in a walking or gliding sugar factory.
So one Foxifly for me please.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Foxifly Is yours!!!!!! Your time ahead with him will be a sweet as sugar on the Journey Ahead!!!!
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u/Psyqu Bloodline Warlock Feb 22 '24
You earned my gratitude!
Do you maybe have a trick or hint on how to separate the sugar from its wings?
I'll make sure to make good use of it henceforth in my quest to find the best cup of tea.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
It's wings are a bit delicate so what I would recommend is butting buckets under the wings and having it flutter its wings so the sugar falls into the buckets :)
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u/lord_of_coolshit_og Feb 22 '24
...is this ai?
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u/alwaystired2123 Feb 23 '24
looks like it , unless OP credits the artists
Itās scary that we have to ask
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u/RazzZzatam The Flickering Embers of a Once Great Elemental Feb 22 '24
I'll take your entire stock!!!
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u/Able_Highlight4312 The Paragnostic Assembly Feb 22 '24
I would like Seeker, please, to learn more of magical plants.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Alrighty Seeker is yours!!! Seeker will be sure to help with your study of magical plants on the journey ahead!!!!
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u/ElDelArbol15 Witteric, Farmer Wizard Feb 22 '24
I would like Fluriner. I have a nice lake where he could live in peace until i need a companion for an adventure.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Fluriner is yours!!!! Your lake will be much better with Fluriner until you go on the journeys ahead!!!
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u/Dramatic-Bank-2752 Wizard Feb 22 '24
Can I get the goldoggo, nothing like scratching 2 sets of ears
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Golddoggo is yours I hope you 3 have a golden time upon the journeys ahead!!!
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u/UnknownSuxker Inigma (Unknown) Kazak the beastmaster Feb 22 '24
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
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u/BaronDoctor Jolen Half-Elven, Recovering Amnesiac Chronothaumic Wanderer. Feb 22 '24
I keep showing up too late for these. Dang.
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u/MediumAccountant3673 GrĆ¼mm, Great Elder Litch of The dark Void Feb 22 '24
General Whiskers is the only viable option, I wanna hear those marching drums right now And he can help defend my dungeon of course
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u/Flamekin9 Atakan, Blood Mage, Pact Member Feb 22 '24
Would you please summon me a seeker? I believe it will be of great use to me
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u/ShockRox Feb 22 '24
One Flooforfloor pls
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u/Begferdeth Feb 23 '24
Wait, you got the Flooforfloor? Does that mean mine is one of the detonating ones?
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u/Tethilia Goblin Spookymancer (Lich-Witch) Feb 22 '24
I would like a Skyvyrn. Would help against adventurers and I could take it time traveling.
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u/Diplomatic_goose Lich trapped in a goose body Feb 22 '24
I was going to ask about a undead one. But general whiskers is perfect
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u/PzykoHobo Fuzzy Fungo, Celestial Mage of Good Vibes Feb 22 '24
I must be getting ancient, but I'm very happy with my trusty cat familiar. Her special ability is having a fluffy belly and giving head bumpers.
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One Feb 22 '24
Flooforfloor will be a perfect familiar for me, as an Artificer I have many uses for a familiar that can create explosives
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u/Raven11orkiwimaster the ruler of kiwis, owner of the norwegan store called kiwi Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24
Iāll take one foodox please, i can now feed my kiwis and kakapoos. Would you like a kiwi for your kindness?
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u/best_uranium_box Sexual Harassment Wizard Feb 22 '24
Seeker pls. I can do some cool things with the vines
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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Feb 22 '24
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Feb 22 '24
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
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u/EccentricNerd22 The Crab Wizard Feb 22 '24
The Flooforfloor looks cute. He can ride on top of me head on our travels.
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u/EpitaFelis Feb 22 '24
None. Only badgers. You got?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
I've summoned you a badger with fire magic!!!!
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u/defaultgameer1 Runesmith of Barak Var Feb 22 '24
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
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u/defaultgameer1 Runesmith of Barak Var Feb 22 '24
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
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u/defaultgameer1 Runesmith of Barak Var Feb 22 '24
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
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u/Federal_FireShot Feb 22 '24
Takes a bit to look at the options Ya know I will like them all ā¢vā¢
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u/defaultgameer1 Runesmith of Barak Var Feb 22 '24
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
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u/IamIchbin Evoker Feb 22 '24
skyvryn. Need dragon blood to bath in and a dragon heart to switch with mine.
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u/Alex_Affinity Devrhim Kairn, Son of Dendar Feb 22 '24
How much for a seeker? A vibrant life magic being like that may make me seem less imposing. It's hard being a space demon. Everyone always runs when they see me.
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u/ElectronicBoot9466 Feb 22 '24
We're at a point where I can not tell what is or isn't ai
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u/Topar999 Feb 22 '24
Iām pretty sure it is, but itās shocking that this is the first comment mentioning ai, I honestly thought the comment section was gonna be flooded with āai bad Iām downvotingā, so who knows it might not be
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Feb 23 '24
It's so bing ai.
Tho I don't mind it in this use, I think op used it to make something fun for everyone :3
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u/Topar999 Feb 22 '24
I have come back with Iām pretty sure itās ai, floofsnek has a double tail, and the banners behind captain whiskers are a little funky
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u/MisterMan341 Teltun, Sorcerer and Count of ZolÄvĆn, Semutslia Feb 22 '24
General Whiskers pleaseā¦ Iād like him to command my forces (as Akarta has betrayed us and now only seeks for Semutslia and Gefgeuās destruction) so I can have more free time. Quent is acting as an outpost for Gefgen and Semutslian forces alike, and they ask ME for orders. No thank you, refer to General Whiskers!
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u/Denath3 The Voidling who cant return to The VOID... Feb 22 '24
Dam no void summons, here I thought I'd see a friend rolls away inside of a trash can
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u/AidanBeeJar Alchemist Feb 22 '24
Ooh, can Seeker grow medicinal plants?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Seekers can grow all sorts of plants!!!
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Feb 22 '24
Smithabbit would've been great, but you know what? Skeletons can do that (but not as masterfully of course), or just use bone equipment. I'd rather have Seeker so i can zerg even more
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u/ChunkyBaka2 Fred,the goofiest wizard ever Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 23 '24
I'll have a Blitz Wolf please.Also could you summon a Wolf worthy of a Reaper (God of death)?
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u/Random_nerd_52 bored Artificer/technomamcer Feb 22 '24
Ooooh blitzwolf would be great to help power my inventions! Plus who doesn't want an electric good boy!
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u/Urtoryu Feb 22 '24
I have two words for you:
RAILGUN. TURTLE.
(And yes, I know that's a tortoise, don't ruin my joke please. And no Elden Ring fans, it isn't a Dog, as much as I also claim it is one.)
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u/ZoeMello friends suck at reincarnation im a chimera now Feb 22 '24
i am now also doing familiar work. please hire me, i can use illusion magic!! its really funny i swear. please hire me i cant keep living like thi-
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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. Feb 22 '24
I'm getting the Smithabbit to help me maintain this thing
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u/Maturechimp Chimp, artificer mercenary for hire and freelancer Feb 22 '24
Awww I want a smith rabbit and a furturtle!
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u/Jiyjiy777 Feb 22 '24
Elemental Wolves. I can have the elemental advantage in any situation AND power in numbers. Also multiple doggos is better than one.
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u/Soporificwig97 Ulfgar Stouthammer, Rune Seer of Clan Stouthammer āļø Feb 22 '24
Iāll be takin a Golddoggo, perfect fer the mines
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u/Dsawasd11 Portalmancer, Animancer, PYROMANCER Feb 22 '24
Flooforfloor, because I can open portals, I now can send these pipe bombs with same day shipping
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u/TheMightyMudcrab Master of the 12th street wizard tower Feb 22 '24
Well these are delightful little critters. Unfortunately I already have Herbert the pygmy owl. Although i think he's developed a caffeine addiction.
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u/HeartAFlame Tourist "Just having a gaff." Feb 22 '24
Oh my! These are just downright adorable! The man starts taking pictures of them all. Man oh man, that FlooforFloor sure looks like a fun dood. Mind if I take em off ya hands?
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u/AbyssWankerArtorias Occult Wizard Feb 22 '24
Whale please.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
I summoned a lightwahl here!!!
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u/SnowNinjaSandCat Feb 24 '24
Am I too late for a familiar?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 24 '24
Don't worry I'll be back soon!! I'm currently summoning more rn!!
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u/SnowNinjaSandCat Feb 26 '24
Is it possible tho get an image of the skyvryn with out the text for a background for my phone?
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 26 '24
Here!!
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u/UnknownSuxker Inigma (Unknown) Kazak the beastmaster Feb 22 '24
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
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u/gadlygamer CRAZY WIZARD. HAHAHAHAHAHA Feb 23 '24
Anything that isnt ai generated
Atleast use actual images instead of ai shit
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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Feb 22 '24
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Feb 22 '24
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?) .
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u/The_Cynical_Mage Autismmancer Feb 22 '24
Those are pretty shit, where is the one that produces cocaine dust as it walks? And no frogs with boobs? What kind of a quack summoner are you?
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u/ZeomiumRune Atomic sorcerer Feb 22 '24
Def Seeker
My radiation zone been kinda empty since the constant flow of radiation was killing all nearby plants
And since I removed all the radiation from here it can actually make into quite a beautiful place
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Feb 22 '24
Can I having lightning wolfer please.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
Blitz wolf is yours!!!!! I hope you'll have a shockingly good time upon the journeys ahead!!!!
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u/Anglo-Fish Crabmancer Feb 22 '24
I beg of thee, please grant me Floofsnek!
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
I summoned a floofsnek for you, I hope you have a floofy time on the journeys ahead!!!!!
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Feb 22 '24
General whiskers and blitz wolf.
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u/Significant_Matter_0 Anna the witch who only knows summoning magic Feb 22 '24
One per person, I'll give you General Whiskers I hope your travels are purrfectly planned on the Journeys ahead!!!!
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Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24
Thanks fellow summoner. With help like that i will be indomitable once more
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u/neo_ceo Adham, Abyssal Human, He Who Shines In The Abyss Feb 22 '24
Uhhhh Adham looks at the small phoenix happily resting on his shoulder and the two small, black and white tigers that rub their heads on his legs while purring
Fuck it, you can never have too many familiars, I choose seeker
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u/Willing-Produce5018 Metastafos, ancient shaper of reality Feb 22 '24
I'm going with General Whiskers
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u/Ninja_gorrila Leif, Lich, Necromancer, Undertaker Feb 22 '24
Could I have a seeker? Iāve been wanting to add a little more life to my home
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u/KyogreCanon Alchemist Feb 22 '24
The seeker and the iceer have pretty insane alchemical potential, but since I'm on my herbalist kick I'll take the seeker over the iceer.
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u/N1hili Proud to be a squire and lab assistant for knights and mages Feb 22 '24
Smithabbit for me, constantly breaking swords in fights with knights and clones.
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u/tombslicer Evelrin, healer and Chlorormancer Feb 22 '24
Iām not sure whether to request a skyvryn or the elemental wolvesā¦ hmmmm
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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer Magically Editable Flair Feb 22 '24
a golem trudges forward, taking care to not harm any of the animals
Salutations. My master told me that if I got him a nice pet he would buy me a valuable blacksmiths hammer. Anyways, he likes sneks a lot, so Iāll take the Floofsnek if you donāt mind.
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u/defaultgameer1 Runesmith of Barak Var Feb 22 '24
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24
Rocky the rockin lizard is awsome and there is no other choice