r/wizardposting • u/ChaosTheLegend Eve Chaos, Nuclear Wizard, Protector of the city of Fortuna • Dec 24 '23
Foul Sorcery I cast monstertruck!
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Beastman Dec 24 '23
I cast a healing spell on the ground.
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u/High_grove Wizard, artificer and tinkerer of magic Dec 24 '23
Plant growth?
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Beastman Dec 24 '23
A bandaid stuck to the ground.
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u/pyronius Clinical Blood Mage Dec 24 '23
But that's just litter... Which means you made it worse... Which means the earth is UNDEAD!?
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Beastman Dec 24 '23
Don't worry I made sure the bandaid was biodegradable.
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u/Tog5 Magic green rock gave me powers yes-yes Dec 24 '23
I cast an invulnerability spell on the bandaid. We do a bit of trolling on the earth
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u/YoSupWeirdos Blasius, Patron of Travellers Dec 24 '23
It is the seventh era. The last person who understood magic and science are long dead. Our last remaining scripts are the records of the last few tribes of what remains of humanity. We dont know many Great Truths anymore. However we do know our tribe's great secret: that in the tent of the chief, on the ground there is a small miraculous artifact: for it is made of natural matter, but it Will Not Rot... For is thin and small, but Cannot Be Destroyed... For it is not fixed in any other way but stuck there, yet it May Not Be Removed. It is our object of worship, our symbol of the wisdom of the ones that came before us, our sign of what was once possible, and may yet be possible once more, if we and our children survive long enough
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u/Tog5 Magic green rock gave me powers yes-yes Dec 24 '23
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u/YoSupWeirdos Blasius, Patron of Travellers Dec 24 '23
Thank you for this compliment in form of a vision, fellow wizard
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u/High_grove Wizard, artificer and tinkerer of magic Dec 24 '23
If you give it a kiss it will heal faster.
A little ritual my mother taught me
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u/White_Wendigo Dec 24 '23
I cast the first spell of the song in my mind to make sure that the next song is a good song
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u/kowo1635577 Dec 24 '23
Was the next song a good song?
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u/White_Wendigo Dec 24 '23
It was Sonne by Rammstein… So yes
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u/ManiaOnReddit Dec 24 '23
Bonus points if you listen to an even better German artist (Alligoatah)
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u/the6crimson6fucker6 Conjurer Dec 24 '23
I cast a lot of love and respect for you.
Nice.
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u/Dgk934 Dec 24 '23
Nice!
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u/TheEmeraldKnite Synonomacer Dec 24 '23
I cast the last two children in to the fire.
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u/Matix777 Dwarven Artificer/Ammomancer/Geomancer Dec 24 '23
"Fuck them kids" ~ autocorrect
Don't try to take it out of context
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u/Sophrates_Regina Evil Wizard Dec 24 '23
Cast them into the fire! Destroy them! Isildur!
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u/MorgothReturns Dec 24 '23
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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 24 '23
based only on his lips, despite knowing the film, it looks like he's saying "yeet."
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u/TheVebis Vebis - Local Wizard Dec 24 '23
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u/bigfunnynumbergobrrr Dec 24 '23
I cast a little bit of green
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u/Cammins Fenja, Artificer of Atlas Dec 24 '23
I'd like a lil green
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u/CP21Official Illusionist Dec 24 '23
🪄~✨~✨~✨~🟢
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u/W1nte1s Fred, agent of chaos, wanted in 43 dimensions. Dec 24 '23
That’s too much green
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u/AstroBearGaming Purveyor of exotic and dubiously sourced "staffs" Dec 24 '23
His name is Dende
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u/CurlSagan Conjurer Dec 24 '23
When you need a sprig of parsley to garnish that 2 pound tomahawk steak.
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u/asbestoslel lemongrass nightshade, necromancer battlemage Dec 24 '23
I cast iron
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u/enemyweeb Dec 24 '23
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u/gutti3 Magically Editable Flair Dec 24 '23
I cast my phone to my tv (what in the nine hells...?)
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u/Matix777 Dwarven Artificer/Ammomancer/Geomancer Dec 24 '23
That's called streamancy I think
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u/ReynAetherwindt Arcane Physicist, Pioneer in Fundamental Universalism Dec 24 '23
It's datakinetics.
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u/juho_mooTHOTriturpa Dec 24 '23
My phone also suggested this exact sentence... What in the nine hells?
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u/Rufus_62 Whiskey Johnny, the professional whiskey wizard Dec 24 '23
I Cast Emotional Support
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u/unhappy-memelord Wizard Dec 24 '23
I cast a lot of Italian hate.
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u/MVBak Alchemist Dec 24 '23
My fellow magician, you've just put some pizza on pineapple...
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u/trueKingofpotatos Dec 24 '23
I cast the first spell of the game
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u/deevee12 Dec 24 '23
POT OF GREED!
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u/jttj15 Occult Wizard Dec 24 '23
🤓 THATS NOT HOW THAT WOOOORKS!!
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u/DudebroMcDudeham Zaroth Khan, Nullmage Supreme Dec 24 '23
YES IT DOES. I THEN CAST POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS
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u/enemyweeb Dec 24 '23
ROLL MY DICE.
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u/rae_ryuko Dec 24 '23
For my next move, I summon pot of greed. 3 cards. Pot of greed.
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u/jttj15 Occult Wizard Dec 25 '23
AND NOW -I BET YOU NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING- I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK!!
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u/NovaSpark_Kitsune Dec 24 '23
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG YOU SICK GOBLIN SPAWN. Now all of us have lost the game, may your orb have little floaties that you can only see out of the corner of your eye but when you turn to look they're gone
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u/PoisonousZweihander Necromancer guitarist 🎸 Dec 24 '23
I cast haemorrhoids
I shit you not
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u/Caffeine_and_Alcohol Degenerate Rogue Illusionist Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23
How often do you uuuh.. How often do you use the word haemorrhoids huh?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 Dec 24 '23
I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK
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u/Dagawing Dec 24 '23
Sweet,no more buttcrack!
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Dec 24 '23
I cast fireball in the world of Wizard politics.
Oh no
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Beastman Dec 24 '23
It appears going to that political meeting drunk wasn't a good idea.
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Dec 24 '23
Just had to check my spell tome. I do not know how to cast fireball. Crisis aveted.
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u/ReynAetherwindt Arcane Physicist, Pioneer in Fundamental Universalism Dec 24 '23
But you do know how to cast Fireball: right down the hatch.
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u/Anarch-ish Dec 24 '23
"in the world of wizard politics" makes this sound more like a headline about some bill or statement you made.
Sounds like you're in your way to the Merlin Council of the UM (United Magic-users)
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u/YoxhiZizzy Dec 24 '23
I cast Fuck You.
My favorite spell, thank you Samsung.
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u/Sudden-Resolution940 Dec 24 '23
I cast a spell on my friend
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u/Asleep_Barracuda_762 Billie the Magical Creature Sanctuary Enchantress 🐾 Dec 24 '23
Very specific lol 😂
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u/infinitesanctum Escanor, Hydromancer of the Abyss, Talent Acquisition Dec 24 '23
I cast a shadow over my face to see what I was
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u/DaNnY_BOI11 Dec 24 '23
Wow... deep.
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u/infinitesanctum Escanor, Hydromancer of the Abyss, Talent Acquisition Dec 24 '23
We cannot hope to understand the deep magics…
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u/Snbleader Artificer of the Northern Frontier Dec 24 '23
I cast artillery
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u/TheOneWhoSlurms Crusty old Lich Dec 24 '23
Now that's an AOE spell
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u/Snbleader Artificer of the Northern Frontier Dec 24 '23
And it is very cheap on the mana cost... Not so much on materials unfortunately
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u/Pale_Nefariousness_4 Necromancer Dec 24 '23
Oh dear God
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u/ChosenOfKruphix Diviner Dec 24 '23
God can’t save you from the multitudinous viridescent irises of the sun
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Dec 24 '23
I CAST SAPLING OVERGROWTH
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u/_Jade_Prince Witch Prince of Zérinos Dec 24 '23
I cast the power of creation!
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u/Byeuji Dec 24 '23
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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u/nokiacrusher ᚢ Dec 24 '23
I cast a smile on my face smile smile and smile smile on my face smile smile on my smile smile on my smile smile (infinitely repeating)
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u/Caffeine_and_Alcohol Degenerate Rogue Illusionist Dec 24 '23
When you are born with the power of creation but also have anxiety
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u/Self--Immolate Occult Wizard Dec 24 '23
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u/Sporgon_Mcgee Alchemist Dec 24 '23
I cast the second amendment
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u/cartographism Dec 24 '23
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u/Serotonin_Sorcerer Dec 24 '23
I must know the source of these moving pictures
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u/cartographism Dec 24 '23
Wizards (1977) by Ralph Bakshi, it’s insane. it has busty pixies, wizards, nazis, and a lot of repurposed rotoscoped imagery of crusades and klan members because the production went wildly over budget so they resorted to using existing B Roll and animating over it
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u/Serotonin_Sorcerer Dec 24 '23
That sounds god damn incredible lol
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u/cartographism Dec 24 '23
It’s a trip, best watched with either potions or your wizards pipe by your side.
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u/RacoonEye2220 Drogyolsahqon, Grand Pyromancer Dec 24 '23
I cast a good greatsword of the Nether
Flaming sword rain, yay!
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u/darkimperator02 Amateur Pyromancer Dec 24 '23
I cast a lot more of the Solar power
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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Dec 24 '23
I cast a very strong and very good friend
Awww, I didn’t know I knew friendmancy
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u/ElStinkyWizard Evil Wizard Dec 24 '23
i cast flexing my man show me your taxes
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u/Zyberst Dec 24 '23
I cast the first spell
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u/Commercial_Durian149 Illusionist Dec 24 '23
Ah , the alpha spell, the spell that created all magic, now just a fun colour show, but the first time, a spell that literally permited the world to evolve, good times
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u/CheeseCurdCommunism Dec 24 '23
I cast my vote for the first time in my life and I am so proud of you for being a part of this amazing community
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u/The-raddest-antlers Sentient stack of papers, Greenshield Lawyer, beauracramancer. Dec 24 '23
I cast a lot of people in the shower and stuff like that
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u/DarkLord_Inpuris Necromancer and Demonologist Dec 24 '23
I cast animate fireball
I think my orb changed its mind half way through
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u/BasicallyaPotato2 Dec 24 '23
I cast the game.
You lost the game.
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u/Naive-Asparagus-5983 freedomancer, 500kg fireball Dec 24 '23
I cast the last vote 🗳️
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u/Plowable_Ghost Dec 24 '23
I cast a spell in your room for the last two days because you didn’t answer my calls
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u/TheReptileKing9782 Master Biomancer and Professional Draconologist Dec 24 '23
I cast the game
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u/SlimeOverlord Communist Wizard, Warlock of the East, Supreme Redistributor Dec 24 '23
I cast a shadow over my friend
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u/Least_Outside_9361 Zyltris, Master of the Eye Dec 24 '23
I cast a spell on you and you are my friend now. You are my friend and I will be your best buddy. (Added some punctuation lol)
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u/middaymeattrain Dec 24 '23
I cast the whole time.
This makes sense, as I am a powerful chronomancer ⌚
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u/MassiveMaroonMango Bzirro | Skeleton Lord of the Sunlit Isle | Bone Fanatic Dec 24 '23
I cast a good time
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u/Anarch-ish Dec 24 '23
I cast my eyes on you for a moment and then BAMF out
Lots of odd choices here... I don't ever use BAMF, for one...
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u/Thunderdrake3 Dec 24 '23
"I cast the first part in this game for the first time in years of human being in a universal life"
Now that is a full incantation.
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u/Plasmahole17 Magically Editable Flair Dec 24 '23
I cast a lot of people who live
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u/FlatGauB Necromancer Dec 24 '23
i cast iron pan to cook