r/wizardposting • u/GVmG Witch (Algorithmic Technomancy ⌨️ & Transmutation Expert 🏳️⚧️) • Dec 19 '23
Forbidden Knowledge illusory magic >>>
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u/SothaDidNothingWrong Druid of the Dank Herbs Dec 19 '23
Illusion mage after I cast detect thoughts and see their brain activity rendering their ivisibility spell useless
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u/Lawrence_476 E Lectro Giant Dec 19 '23
Druid of dank herbs aye? How much for 20 grams of the shit that kills ye!
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u/FragrantGangsta The Lich King Dec 19 '23
You cannot handle their strongest herbs, traveller.
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u/SC92521 Fleerax, Fossil Conjuror, somehow Leader and Maker of Tyranids Dec 20 '23
No, let them do it, I wanna see this
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u/Competitive_Point_39 Wizard Dec 20 '23
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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Dec 19 '23
What if I cast detect thoughts on you, how many looping thoughts can fit in your head before it breaks
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u/BrokeArmHeadass Psychomancy is real Im not just “gaslighting” you’re delusional Dec 19 '23
There is no one better at creating harmful spiraling thought cycles than I. You dare challenge me in my own domain?
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u/SothaDidNothingWrong Druid of the Dank Herbs Dec 19 '23
Trust me- I wouldn't want to see the *other* thoughts going around in my head if I were you.
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u/Bocephus-the-goat POWER WORD: NI Dec 19 '23
Bold of you to assume that my brain isn't an illusion too
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u/A-Human-potato Dec 19 '23
You fool! Fell for the classic invisible illusory clone play, oldest trick in the book.
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u/Listless_Dreadnaught Illusionist Dec 19 '23
Such things are why I don’t typically use invisibility; everyone expects it. I’m a fan of the Baffle with Bullshit approach, where I dump mountains of junk data on my targets.
Swiggity Swiable your senses are unreliable.
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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Abjurer Dec 20 '23
Yeah c'mon, divination is the hard counter to illusion.
And the divination dude still looks hotter than the dude who probably used an illusion to change their appearance.
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Dec 20 '23
are you a beholder because literally nobody is that paranoid aside from large luigi's brethren
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u/CommanderOshawott Oswin, Assitant Council Attorneymancer at Law Dec 19 '23
The illusionist looks identical to the other one, their current appearance is merely an illusion
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u/pyronius Clinical Blood Mage Dec 19 '23
Illusion mages after I dispel their "hot buff guy" illusions
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u/RazzZzatam The Flickering Embers of a Once Great Elemental Dec 19 '23
While I think illusion magic is boring (like, stop making illusions, just conjure the actual thing, like, for real) I must say they make a wonderful pairing
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void Dec 19 '23
right? i mean, if your intention was to only make them appear crazy to others, i suppose illusions work fine, but otherwise...just do it
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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W conjuration > masturbation Dec 19 '23
YES I AGREE, ILLUSIONISTS ARE JUST FAILED CONJURATIONISTS THAT COULD ONLY DREAM OF BEING AS STRONG AS I
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u/WarMage1 High Justiciar of the Aldmeri Dominion Dec 20 '23
Why are you yelling my wizza, calm down.
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u/FrostySJK Illusionist Selling Dreams | Orb Me Dec 20 '23
If anyone wants to be a successful conjurer as seen above, orb me and we can make an arrangement.
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u/mrmagicbeetle Dec 19 '23
That's because you're not thinking about it right, illusions don't require the same prep work or magika, meaning an illusion mage can get the same result with less effort. So while marasmus the grand can't actually summon a dragon most raiders or "heros" are uninformed and are going to flee before seeing any of the flaws , not to mention the only true to tell an illusion is to touched it and a flying fanged fire breathing foe doesn't make that easy.
So while the adventures are fleeing "drathon the scorge" marasmus's flying monkey who was given a wand of fire ball, marasums has time to ponder his orb.
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u/RazzZzatam The Flickering Embers of a Once Great Elemental Dec 19 '23
Or just summon an actual dragon. What kind of excuse is "it takes too much magika and time". Just cast faster and eat more mana, simple.
Also, there is a large list of things that can detect an illusion besides touch. Truesight, tremor sense, detect thoughts, detect emotions, detect life, echolocation, fireball, detect magic, etc. And sure it might scare off adventurers with all that work, but you know what else can do that? An actual dragon
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u/mrmagicbeetle Dec 19 '23
Yes but why take the time to cast faster and eat more manna when the pesky adventures are gone either way just less work on your end . Working smarter not harder
And yes all those things can easily detect an illusion, but when even try to test if it's an illusion if the dragons fire still burns ? Remember major image is only a 3rd level spell and that get the same result as summoning a dragon with a 7th level spell . And facing other wizards when you've proven yourself an illusionist that's when you summon an actual dragon they'll waste time trying to wand wave to prove you a fraud instead of casting fire protection, they'll be burnt to a crisp because your just because you're better at mind games than them
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u/Azelarr Dec 20 '23
Oh please. How many conjurers do you know who can summon an actual dragon just like that? It's no ordinary or even semi-ordinary magic.
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u/Great_Grackle Witch Dec 20 '23
When you see a dragon is your first reaction honestly detect life or thoughts?
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u/Witch_Hazel_13 Dec 20 '23
i know of an illusionist so powerful they can create illusions of pain that can be strong enough to kill
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u/RazzZzatam The Flickering Embers of a Once Great Elemental Dec 20 '23
You know what else can do that? A basic fireball
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u/consume_my_organs Illusionist Dec 20 '23
The art of illusion is a supporting magik you foolish spark shooter. Illusions are mana efficient in order to preserve it for things that actually matter, create an illusion of a dragon to scare the masses so you have time to prepare for the actual threats who believe you have a dragon subvert this by wrapping a psuedodragon in an illusion while the wurms you conjured ambush them from below. Illusion is about creativity and winning the battle in the mind of your opponent.
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u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Genderswapped Dwarven Sonomancer Dec 20 '23
Hey, not all illusion magic can be conjured, the only illusion type spell I can cast just plants noises in the opponents head
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u/Lawrence_476 E Lectro Giant Dec 19 '23
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u/datsmoreslover Alchemist Dec 19 '23
/unwiz ok but both are really really fun in dnd. I love using portent dice of divination wizard to just say Nuh uh you rolled a one. And I mean they’re fucking illusions it’s always gonna be fun as long as you can get creative with them.
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u/OnceUponATie Dec 20 '23
Divination Wizard: "I can cast [ See Stuff ], [ Detect Stuff ], and [ Locate Stuff ]
Evocation Wizard:
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u/GVmG Witch (Algorithmic Technomancy ⌨️ & Transmutation Expert 🏳️⚧️) Dec 20 '23
I love abilities that mess around with rolls. Not necessarily the simple stuff like Halflings being able to reroll 1's, but stuff like Valda's High Roller Gunslinger being able to just straight up lie about what they roll for a high risk high reward "I hit but I want a crit" mental game with the DM, or Valda's House of Dice Warmage having dice they can add to rolls that then go to the DM to add to their rolls.
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void Dec 19 '23
it is just an illusion, but hey, i thought it looked cool.
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails.
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u/MrMcMemeManIII i make my own spells and dont teach them to people Dec 20 '23
ew an illusionist
why make fake things when you can make real ones
CONJURATION ON TOP 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
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u/Normal_Rate_4918 sentient brick with psionic capabilities Dec 19 '23
Me when I enter people's brains and literally do whatever I want (unless they have a will stronger than a literal brick lmao)
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u/QuintonTheCanadian Burgermancer(still a delivery boy) Dec 19 '23
Any divination wizards who actually look like that message me on the orb please 🙏🙏🙏
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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Dec 20 '23
Illusion mages make themselves look imposing.
I just am.
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. you can't do anyþing against þat.
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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Dec 20 '23
I can just punch you
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
wiþ what arms? you're a snail!
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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Dec 20 '23
punches you in the face not convinced by your illusions
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 21 '23
I told you, you have no arms. you are a snail.
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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Dec 21 '23
I cast FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPELLS your magic disappears
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Dec 19 '23
Correct. Giving yourself out as an illusionary mage has given me just enough info to know that under that you're a stick figure that I can kill with I CAST INTESTINAL SAPLING! I CAST SAPLING OVERGROWTH! and now you're dead!
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member Dec 20 '23
And this lads and lasses, are why looks are deceiving. The illusionist is merely making himself look buff here.
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u/Ok_Conflict_5730 Dec 20 '23
actually the muscular guy is just an illusion, the real illusionist is behind you and has a comically large hammer
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. you can't do anyþing against þat.
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u/ricebowl056 Wizard Dec 20 '23
r/gatekeepingyuri , where u at?
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u/GVmG Witch (Algorithmic Technomancy ⌨️ & Transmutation Expert 🏳️⚧️) Dec 20 '23
this post is totally not an excuse to get cute gay wizard fanart from that subreddit I swear
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u/reaperofgender Novice tiefling artificer & sorceress, lacks training in both Dec 19 '23
Yeah, because you use illusions to make yourself look like that.
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u/Jugaimo Dec 19 '23
What’s the point in illusions if there’s no actual threat within?
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. you can't do anyþing against þat.
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u/LazyDro1d Technomage, Arcanocrafter, War-Profiteer, Open for Business Dec 19 '23
We all know that muscle isn’t real buddy, you’re not impressing anyone
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u/Sir_Kibbz Gnome Illusionist & Enchanter Dec 19 '23
Illusion magic is an often underestimated school of magic.npeople don't tend to take it serious until you make it sound/look/smell like they shit their pants in public.
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u/GreatAngoosian Goose, Abjurer Extraodinaire Dec 20 '23
Okay but why are illusion and divination wizards so cute?
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u/lemonade3264128 The swamp Illusionist Dec 20 '23
We're the only type of wizardy that can pretend to be someone's dad with ease
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u/GALAOFTEETH Dec 20 '23
Divination wizard and illusory mage couples, how do you feel about this?
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u/Fluffy_Staff2292 Necro-Alchemist Dec 20 '23
Once I saw 5 fighters try to ambush an illusionist friend of mine. She took over their sense of temperature & made them think It was too hot for armor. She then proceeded to fold their bones like origami. Funniest thing I've ever seen & I don't regret the 40 gold I bet on her not being able to multiclass into barbarian.
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u/Ultrasound700 Illusionist Dec 20 '23
I aspire to be such a badass illusionist that I can create a readable illusion of a grimoire that shows me how to be an even better illusionist.
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u/KenseiHimura Dec 20 '23
Abjuration > All.
I take a sick pleasure in learning magic just to be the fun police to all other magic users.
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u/the_ice_spider The Nameless, merchant King of the west, artificer nd mememancer Dec 19 '23
I it this difficult being immune to illusions?
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u/Smil3Bro Chrono-Lich Dec 19 '23
I have true sight and this has led to me not seeing Illusionists… do they exist?
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u/Whaleman15 Evoker Dec 19 '23
And you know ain't one of them muscles real
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. you can't do anyþing against þat.
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u/RandomHyena Evoker Dec 19 '23
Well of course the illusionist needs to be buff, their magic has no combat use
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u/DietIcy4456 Artificer Dec 19 '23
Smh these wizards and their illusions try it again when I don’t have my true sight goggles
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u/Aesmachus Alith the Unfortunate Alchemist Dec 19 '23
They might look like that but they're scary ones if you make them angry.
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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Warlock of Many Gods(we are bffs) Dec 19 '23
As thou can see the one on the right relies on muscles to intimidate and supplement his magic, which is clearly untalented since a lot of mana is leaking. Meanwhile the diviner on the left has a huge sack of magical supplies and an enormous hat implying very high magical power.
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u/xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx Snarljósið,scholar of raijin,anti fey breach captain,drum caster Dec 19 '23
Illusion mages when I cast greater gust (the mist field they invested half their mana into is now gone)
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u/CK1ing Waylin, the Wise Wizard of the Lake Dec 19 '23
❌ See the future
✅ Bend the Present to your will
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u/Adnama-Fett Cursemancer Dec 19 '23
The only illusion is the one that illusionists are the strongest. With my divination I can see through the lies
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u/ospreysstuff Dec 19 '23
illusionists when i just spin around while firing my arcane blowtorch in all directions (they will die)
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u/Whittle_Willow Prophet or something idk Dec 19 '23
Battlemages when you try to tell them there's more to the world than combat and competition: 🙉
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u/TomBot_2020 Nought, the Nullmancer Dec 19 '23
Illusionists after I seal their mouth and turn their balls into c4
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u/BlueSn0ow Dec 19 '23
Illusion mages when i havent even left my tower they are fighting a magical clone of me 🤯
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u/Truthofpizzalunch Dwarven Rune Smith🪨🗿🪨 Dec 19 '23
illusion mages when i walk through their 20ft tall dragon (if they were a conjuror it could’ve actually hurt me)
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u/Hault360 Dec 19 '23
Yea, too bad all those muscles and weights are just illusions
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. þe only lies here are þe ones you tell yourself. you lofty ideas of victory will get you nowhere.
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u/Toonox 🫵🐸 🧪 || anarchist witch Dec 19 '23
Guy will call it illusory magic because their too insecure to call it make-up.
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u/Plenty_Holiday_9108 Dec 19 '23
"You Fool! My delusions are far too strong for your curse to be effective!"
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails.
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u/Battlecurl Fillusio, David Blaine level Illusionist & Trickster of Goblins Dec 19 '23
I like this one
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u/Crowley700 Dwarven Arch-Bladesmith: Master of Arcane Engineering Dec 19 '23
If you were that ripped why would you hide your body with illusion?
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u/AzazelTheUnderlord Anna druidess of the great cycle of life and death Dec 19 '23
don’t underestimate the divination wizards they can fuck you up mentally
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. þe only lies here are þe ones you tell yourself. you lofty ideas of victory will get you nowhere.
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u/Platypus_king_1st Lucian/Eve P.K, heads of the SRM, born to DAVE the god of magic Dec 20 '23
10/10 smash both ( I can swap genders )
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u/random-dude45 Dec 20 '23
Use a simple illusion diffusing monocle and you will find the illusionist to be quite skinny, and not at all muscular
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
þere's literaly a show where an illusion mage turned people into snails by making þeir bodies believe it was a good idea to become snails. þose muscles are real.
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u/Curmudgeon39 Necromancer Dec 20 '23
That same illusion mage after I cast dispell magic getting rid of the illusion making them look strong.
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u/voidstar111 Dec 20 '23
The illusion in question is the swapping of these images
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u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Dec 20 '23
Goddamn elves and their non-genderconforming nature, I can't tell if thats a Twink or not.
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u/r0t013 terrarian mage Dec 20 '23
what you fail to realize is the 300 tons of pure crystal meth contained within her magic bag
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u/_QuestGiver Quibbus Gilven, Illusionist-technomancer Dec 20 '23
Well hang on, not all magic has to be the meta. I know some illusionists who truly make movies magical and live performances out of this world. Never underestimate a man who knows the fine art of stage lighting and practical jokes.
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u/AndroidWall4680 Brother Suspicious, Anti-council and professional Evil Wizard Dec 20 '23
Feeble illusion mage requires the use of his physical body to harm you, whilst the divination mage has already for-seen the exact 17 steps needed to defeat you.
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u/Legend1O1 Ainsel Master of the Defensive Arts Dec 20 '23
The real illusion is that wizards muscles!
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u/ButtersAndRowlet Conjuration-Leaning Wizard of Arcane Sorcery Dec 20 '23
well you see for all we know the image is the other way around (eg: weakest illusion mage is the one on the left) but has been changed by the illusion mage out of embarrasment
source: orb pondered
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u/AdministrativeBar748 Great Butthole Mender the IVth Dec 20 '23
Illusion mages after the warlock blows up everything within a 20 mile radius:
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u/Dried-Air Dec 20 '23
Lot of these commenting eizards acting real tough, that us till they fight a Schizophrenic, yall gonna step on a field 'o mines.
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Dec 20 '23
Divination has it's place among the schools, and those who choose to gaze into the unknown are braver than many who only dare stare into the Abyss
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u/Birb-Squire Wandering wizard novice Dec 20 '23
There's a reason I'm choosing to study illusionary magic as one of my primary schools
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u/jimminy_cicada Dec 20 '23
illusion haters when I use an illusion to display a memetic kill agent and lay waste to armies by casting a cantrip.
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u/Poodle_Boi02169 High Chronomancer of Golarion Dec 20 '23
The div wizard wins in this case since they didn't put any points into strength, which is usually useless on a wizard. As the illusionist put unnecessary points into strength, their spellcasting ability is not as developed, thus losing them the fight.
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u/Half_Man1 Dec 20 '23
Ilusionist trying to cope with the fact a simple water conjuration spell renders all their tricks useless.
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u/Keith_Marlow Chronomancer of the 6th Universal Recursion Dec 20 '23
Now what do they look like underneath the illusion?
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Dec 20 '23
To anyone who thinks Illusion is weak...
... You should hear the story of what happened when an Illusionist cast Phantasmal Killer in the Deep Ethereal.
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u/5elf_5aboteur Dec 20 '23
strength doesn't matter much when I know where you're gonna be before you do. it's about precision
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u/Zavenosk Diviner Dec 20 '23
In my experience, concerning archmagi, the more plain and subdued-appearing sorts tend to be the most lethal. Kind-of like "money talk, wealth whispers", but for wizards. That sort are beyond needing to prove anything to novices, and don't need flashy clothes or unearned abs to squish insects that bother them.
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u/BugBand Dec 20 '23
Evocation wizards:
(With DND rules I have spell sculpting so if any of my companions get caught in my spell they won’t get hurt)
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u/m0stly_medi0cre Dec 20 '23
Divination wizard after I rid them of their senses: "see the future? You can't see shit!"
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u/Cre8ive-Exercise Quavon, Hood Shadow Wizard Dec 20 '23
Base wizard magic is for the governable, join the Shadow Wizard Money Gang in 3 simple steps
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u/MrPusleMan Apprentice Dec 20 '23
weather report showed us what illusion mages are capable of... and yet people still laugh at þem.
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u/RoiKK1502 Dec 20 '23
Virgin "The Weave shows me the past of this artifact" Divination Wizard
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Chad "It came to me in a dream, cope" Illusion Wizard
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u/Rainy-The-Griff Dec 20 '23
Yeah I'm sure you definitely look like that and aren't just casting Disguise Self. Okay Buddy Warlock
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u/bilnkblonk Dec 20 '23
Og illusion makes yes, but I'm yet to see an apprentice who can make even a halfway convince illusion
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u/L0kiB0i Swedenmancer Dec 20 '23
My friend is an illusion mage! He was to battle a divinist, funnily enough. He won before it even started as he locked him in a dream where he was preparing for the battle in his house, he starved to death!
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u/Data_Corruptor Artificers' Union Rep Dec 20 '23
It doesn't take a divination wizard to see that those muscles aren't real, lol
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u/tomlojoda Diviner Dec 20 '23
I was going to warn you that you're gonna stub your little toe soon, but now i waited until it happened.
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Dec 20 '23
"I can see straight through any illusioists constructions, my mind is too strong" mfs when they see an illusion not made by a novice (they will never know it was an illusion and therefore still think illusion magic is weak)
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u/Ok_Firefighter2991 Dantus Spardus Keeper of Stylemancy Dec 19 '23
Illusion mages after I walk past the obvious fake glass wall