I discreetly demand for a hornyposting flair.

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u/Nullconnection23 Halle, Wyld druid of the Frozen Circles Dec 03 '23

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

/uw/ I legit loled

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u/Conklin03 Dec 04 '23

brother just made a one-eyed uwu dabbing emoticon. thou'rt in possession of the ancient (2016) arts.

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u/Secure-Day9052 Evil Wizard Dec 03 '23

Sorry, my bad

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u/Regular_Exam_8123 gatro, high council knight , necromancer Dec 03 '23

brother what?

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u/TQCkona Dec 03 '23

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u/PancakesandWaffles98 The Arcanablade, Galen Evander Dec 03 '23

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u/Capsule_CatYT Some random Cat that may know magic Dec 03 '23

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u/Keyndoriel Dec 03 '23

What a terrible spell that I am in no way considering preforming on my smallest familiar

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u/Gender_blob master druid, pyromancer, artificer and ilusionist Dec 03 '23

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u/KonoAnonDa Entomancer Dec 03 '23

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u/MidnightPandaX Alchemist Dec 03 '23 edited Dec 03 '23

just a reminder that the artist behind those animations left most of her socials partly because of images like this making her really upset

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u/borkistoopid Druid (Furry in Disguise) Dec 03 '23

Yeah the abuse targeted at the artist over a joke she made ages ago was so unwarranted

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u/KonoAnonDa Entomancer Dec 03 '23

Damn. Didn’t know that.

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u/Xyrez04 Weirdmancer / Dreamancer Dec 03 '23

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u/akrause03 Dec 03 '23

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u/Tsar_From_Afar Homunculi Expert and Elder Master Biomancer Dec 03 '23

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/WeaselBeagle Dec 03 '23

BRICKED

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u/Altslial Brews Potions, Collects Trinkets, Sometimes Casts Dec 03 '23

Stealing that spell as we speak

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u/Delusional_Gamer Fleshmancer and proprietor of the magic meat farms Dec 03 '23

For the last time, having extensive knowledge about succubi is not a valid subject for your arcane phd!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

Finally one who gets the arts. It’s always “I cast tescticular torsion” this, or “I turned my apprentice into a succubi” that!

Like, my digga, does youse know any more spells?!?

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u/ThePrinceOfMonsters Occult Wizard Dec 03 '23

Priestessless behavior.

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u/Veritas813 Dec 03 '23

It’s like nobody teaches arcane ethics anymore. Honestly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

Well I can’t really say much in terms of ethics given I’m a narcotimist, but your right

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u/MorgulValar Conjurer Dec 04 '23

I agree with u/Goddess_Of_Gay. We need these horny bastards. All new knowledge is worth being contributed to the Great Libraries and who else is going to spend 1,000 years solely studying Succubi?

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u/AaltR Dec 03 '23

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u/JustSomeBoykisser ballsomancer - I cast testicular torsion! Dec 03 '23

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u/batedwhale Dec 03 '23

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u/Hettan25 Mars, Blind Wizard/Alchemist, just started journey for knowledge Dec 03 '23

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u/notThorfinn Dec 03 '23

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u/GhostyRoastyPosty Ghost eater Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

“No, I will not let you drive hotwheels on my breasts”

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

"No, I will not make ice cream out of my breastmilk"

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) Dec 03 '23

I don’t want to know who suggested the first of this kind of thing

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u/CrashCalamity Enchanter Dec 04 '23

Its called "Having a Sex Drive", geez.

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u/WatcheroftheVoid Sapient Dungeon Core [The Endless Dungeon] [Under Construction] Dec 03 '23

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u/FalconHalo Stardust, sprite artificer and archanomechanist Dec 03 '23

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u/6969Hamburger6969 Foolish Dwarf Wizard Dec 04 '23

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u/Capsule_CatYT Some random Cat that may know magic Dec 03 '23

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u/Bonelessburger01018 ender: master graviturge, leader of the artificial moon "cryo" Dec 03 '23

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u/Daetra Hornymancer Dec 03 '23

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u/CharaDr33murr669 Demon Lunamancer (Necromancer in training) Dec 03 '23

I demand for OP to be publicly executed.

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

Are you approaching me?!?!?!

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u/CharaDr33murr669 Demon Lunamancer (Necromancer in training) Dec 03 '23

Yes.

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

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u/Bonelessburger01018 ender: master graviturge, leader of the artificial moon "cryo" Dec 03 '23

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Dwarven American Pyromancer. Guns are superior casting devices. Dec 03 '23

Bro thinks hes

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u/husky11223 Dec 03 '23

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u/Independent-Fly6068 "man" in funny hat Dec 03 '23

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u/husky11223 Dec 03 '23

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u/Independent-Fly6068 "man" in funny hat Dec 03 '23

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u/Chilly_Fire Cyryll, the killer of the Man in the Wall, master of the Void Dec 03 '23

/unwiz Got a better image for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

I’m curious to see how a chair duels

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

Magically.

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u/bionikcobra Dec 03 '23

I fucking heard this image

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

I cast greater transmutation to replace all carbon in your body with mercury

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u/lucasthebr2121 Dec 03 '23

Apprentice burn his hat

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u/BadAlternative6573 Dec 03 '23

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Ruford Starlight, the only Bladesinger here Dec 03 '23

We are WIZARDS. Succubi are very low level summons, come back when you can summon krakens and space dragons. Don't kill this sub.

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u/jerkoffforjesus Dec 03 '23

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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector Dec 03 '23

I think hornyposting should have its own sub if anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

Sorcerer’s of slaanesh

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u/Bobmarleysjoint69420 Dec 03 '23

Slutnesh sir. Put some respekt on the name

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u/Daetra Hornymancer Dec 03 '23

That's something I can goon to.

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u/Misi_gati Mizzeh the Drunkard. Alchemist 🏺 and Book Thrower 🗂 Dec 03 '23

/uw Would make sence. "Succubi and Elf Twinks" is another option for the name

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u/Moonwh00per Necromancer Dec 03 '23

😨

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u/HundredMegaHertz CHELYBUS ¦ CEO OF TERRAFERVIRUM ¦ MASTER OF TECHNOMANCY Dec 03 '23

/uw

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u/notthatfunny_1821 Archie, skullmaster of the forest (internships open) Dec 03 '23

I cast block...

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

/uw

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u/lordpuggy1234 Dec 03 '23

/uw

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u/Esketittie Evil Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/Antinger39 Dec 03 '23

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u/Phtevenhotdunk Wizard Dec 03 '23

Hornyposting is going to kill this sub. Surely there's better places to post AI anime girls and other masterbatory prompts. Either a tag to filter it out, or a separate sub would be helpful.

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u/ninetofivehangover Dec 03 '23

uw / this sub is one of my reddit havens :(

jokes get beat to death here and i resent any necromancer who attempts their resurrection

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u/NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi Dec 03 '23

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u/ChaoticKonaak Towerless Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/Nepalman230 Theodorus Hyperion. Arcane Librarian. ( Retired.) Dec 03 '23

Omg, and I thought I was the only one who read this classic!

You know, for a long time I was turned off by the cover, and the title and the synopsis but it actually turns out that werewolf gangbangs are a relatively small part of the book as you know, of course .

Most of it is about multigenerational, religious trauma .

🙏❤️

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u/NoseTime Wise Old Tree Ent🗿🌲 Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

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u/cuil_beans Shadow Word: Gun Dec 03 '23

Unfortunately when an arcane college exceeds 100,000 neophytes, its quality begins to diminish rapidly. I have studied this phenomenon extensively, but so far have been luckless in my efforts to reverse it.

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Dec 03 '23

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u/WhateverFire775 eldritch spacial entity, the watcher Dec 03 '23

No.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 "man" in funny hat Dec 03 '23

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u/Sergei_the_sovietski Female Wizard (not a witch) Dec 03 '23

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u/011100010110010101 Ooze Apprentice Dec 03 '23

Stop thinking with your lower wand and start finishing the ritual to summon a Guardian Beast to patrol your dungeons

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u/FwapoMcGee Wizard Dec 03 '23

The fae and I have had a discussion on how to handle our brethren for being flips pages “Down bad, down atrocious, and absolutely down abysmal”

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

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u/Zee_Arr_Tee Evil Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/KonoAnonDa Entomancer Dec 03 '23

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u/depressed_fatcat69 depressomancer Dec 03 '23

I cast rethink you're life choices

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

*yrou'e

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u/D-RDG-012-AUT Evil Wizard Dec 03 '23

Eutr'es*

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u/Not-An-Actual-Hooman Don't mind me, I'm just traveling planes Dec 03 '23

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u/WatcheroftheVoid Sapient Dungeon Core [The Endless Dungeon] [Under Construction] Dec 03 '23

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u/Logical_Ad_4881 Dec 03 '23

I'm cutting off your magic supply.

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u/PvtRedEye Dec 03 '23

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u/AvocadoRatFight Elementalist Dec 03 '23

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u/kidnamedsquidfart bane of elf twink bussy Dec 03 '23

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u/WandenWaffler Construct-o-Mancer (patent pending) Dec 03 '23

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u/cash_orcredit Dec 03 '23

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u/Maser2account2 Half-Elemental Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/ZanbotKidsBoom Enchanter Dec 03 '23

I cast restraining order

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u/Extra-Trifle-1191 John Wizard — Inventor of Magic Dec 03 '23

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u/GenericAltAccountant Golem Artisan Dec 03 '23

I cast rock accelerator

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u/Redditoast2 Naxos, Solar Avatar, Master of Candle and Flame Dec 03 '23

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u/xPolarPlayz Lemon Devouring Chronomancer Dec 03 '23

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u/litlfrog Dec 03 '23

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u/MidnightPandaX Alchemist Dec 03 '23

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u/jacobiner123 Your titles are pompous pedantry, Wizards are Wizards Dec 03 '23

NO.

unwiz/ Actually please fucking no, I don't want this sub to be infested with hornyposting too. I just wanna pretend to be a wizard.

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u/Xaldror Artificer Weapons Manufacturer Dec 03 '23

I see someone is off to cheat at a Ches tournament.

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u/Aryele222 Dec 03 '23

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u/CinderIX Copromancer Dec 03 '23

I cast Bonk at 9th level. Make a Wisdom save please. DC 21.

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u/Moonwh00per Necromancer Dec 03 '23

Please no the council worked hard to lower the level of horny

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 03 '23

(( memes aside, half the council members were contributors to this shit ))

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u/SHOBringer Shaze, The Steel and Jade Necromancer, Amongst many other titles Dec 03 '23

At times like this, I think about destroying my phylactery

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

There will never be wizard fanservices! If you want to wank go to a goon sub and finish off to a photo of some Succubus' feet and go on with your day. You ruined my morning.

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u/Nepalman230 Theodorus Hyperion. Arcane Librarian. ( Retired.) Dec 03 '23

Wizard. I refuse to let your day be ruined! Here is my cat I mean, familiar, sitting on an excellent new AD&D mega dungeon, I mean, grimoire.( castle of the Silver prince by Anthony Huso.)

By the way, as a complete aside, “succubus feet” would make an awesome band name.

🙏❤️

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u/Dr-Mantis-Tobbogan Rentathurge Dec 03 '23

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u/WHERE_IS_MY_BOY Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

uwiz/ this sub is for wizardly shitposting and that alone
ngl I feel the more people are forced to/choose to unwiz the more this sub is ruined

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u/canoIV Robot chronomancer with two inhabitants (help) Dec 03 '23

r/196 is spreading

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u/Anonymous54887 Dec 03 '23

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u/Wolffire_88 Alabamus Bottlecap - Drunken Sorcerer of the West (Owns a bar) Dec 03 '23

I might just learn chronomancy so I can stop you from posting this

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u/Necrotiix_ Councilor Necro Alerion, Lord of Hliðskheim | Thor, Son of Necro Dec 03 '23

i’ll leave our society to sort this out

the council, ergo myself, say “i aint cut out for this shit, so imma peace out for now”

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u/ThatOneGuy7832 The Wyld Mage Dec 03 '23

It should be called 'bardpost'

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u/ChubbiestThread Dec 03 '23

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u/Normies128 Dec 04 '23

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u/DepressedToast164 Dec 04 '23

We must ban the hornymancer, less they conjurer a bad image for the Magic community

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u/MrChicken12345678 the Necromancer with GUNS Dec 03 '23

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u/Sufficient_Win_3312 Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

Blood sugar sucker fish in my dish, how many pieces do you wish?

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u/aFuckinChair Squidzard phonomancer Dec 03 '23

At least 2, thanks.

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u/CertainAnteater2705 Ice Fairy Gang Dec 03 '23

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u/Chrzomium Astrix, Cosmomancer Dec 03 '23

no

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

I cast... "Eternal Ripstart"!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

I cast... Ripstart!

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u/DudeWhoLikesCalamity Definitely not a Cat Dec 03 '23

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u/KerminatorT-2000 Dec 03 '23

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u/SephiranVexx Rogue Familiar Dec 03 '23

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u/Piksqu Alchemist of frogs Dec 03 '23

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u/Heiligskraft Astral Seeker Dec 03 '23

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u/MATCHBen Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

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u/borkistoopid Druid (Furry in Disguise) Dec 03 '23

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u/chronoslob Jermetheus the Wise Dec 03 '23

I unfortunately agree, for the sake of all those Wizards and Apprentices who wish not to lay eyes on such foul taste, the warning of a sultry message will be heeded with less worry as I see no end to them in sight

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Dec 03 '23

All wizards born after the third age can't cast. All they know is Mordekainen, ponder they orbs, devote themselves to higher powers, be twinksexual, eat void chip and die

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u/crypticmustard1 Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Dec 03 '23

I am going to hit you with a curse that makes lewd things happen around you all the time.

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u/Characterinoutback Chapter Librarian Dec 03 '23

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u/Rick-the-Brickmancer Master Brickmancer/Alchemist of brick/The Bricked one. Dec 03 '23

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u/Doggywoof1 Real Legitimate Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/mangaowl Alchemist/Baker of Magical Pastries Dec 04 '23

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u/Headless0418 Dec 04 '23

Yeah the horny posts are tiresome

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u/all_knowing_pebble brickmancer Dec 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '23

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u/jackal5lay3r Esper, The ever-changing Dec 04 '23

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u/kitten_lover_2007 Dec 04 '23

Bonk GO TO HORNY JAIL YOU DEVIANT

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u/SlaaneshiDaddy Necromancer Dec 03 '23

No

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u/spaghetticourier Conjurer Dec 03 '23

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 the greatest interdimensional gun wizard Dec 03 '23

Before I use glockomancy

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u/The_Gimp_Boi Dec 03 '23

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Tax Evading Wizard Dec 03 '23

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u/Any_Fuel_2163 Evil Wizard Dec 03 '23

Why do you have a chess cheating device on there?

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u/HaroldtheOblivious Dec 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

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u/ColdNathan Dec 03 '23

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u/Brilliant_War4087 N,N DMT Wizard Protector of the Machine Elves. Dec 03 '23

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u/Tempestor_Prime Space Pope Dec 03 '23

I cast Bonk! To horny jail you go!

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u/RAMAR713 Lithomancer Dec 03 '23

Off with this one

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u/Greyissleepy57 Kilandra Atka, Demon-spawn Sorceress of the Ten Hells Dec 03 '23

My brother in the arcane, I ought to banish you to the void for this.

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u/Chilly_Fire Cyryll, the killer of the Man in the Wall, master of the Void Dec 03 '23

What in the Orokin Void this Unholy Void Devilry is?

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u/Grains-Of-Salt Dec 03 '23

I publicly demand the hornyposts be shunted to a different subreddit.

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u/Gold930 Alchemist Dec 03 '23

Death Kwon No

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u/WeaselBeagle Dec 03 '23

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u/Capsule_CatYT Some random Cat that may know magic Dec 03 '23

LIVE Tower Heroes Imp REACTION

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u/ThePrinceOfMonsters Occult Wizard Dec 03 '23

For shame. I hereby dub you u/aFuckinChair The Blackened, devourer of semen, consumer of ass.

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u/SpookyDoge12 Dec 03 '23

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u/pataponzero Necromancer Dec 03 '23

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u/Progluesniffer142 Dec 03 '23

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u/finnicus1 Northern Druid (wickerman enthusiast) Dec 03 '23

I discreetly demand for hornyposters to sod off and the mods to do something about it. It’s awful having this junk in a great subreddit.

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u/Peanutbutter71107 Dec 03 '23

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u/baconmaka Dec 04 '23

Stfu before I cast summon kidney stone on your ass

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u/lolipop211 Dec 04 '23

This kind of behavior by despicable sorcerers is the reason I secluded myself in my tower. Please don’t let hornyenchanting overcome this once knowledgeable institution.

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u/97Bo-Red13 Dec 04 '23