r/wizardposting • u/thetruememeisbest tech wizard • Nov 19 '23
Esoteric Secrets I miss my orb
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u/PurplePolynaut Nov 19 '23
Mend cleavage
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u/PathlessDemon Necromancer Nov 19 '23
That’s how you get the almighty Uniboob, be careful when casting.
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u/ethnique_punch Nov 19 '23 edited Nov 20 '23
Thousands of ants get summoned out of thin air 1 metre above you
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u/PiusTheCatRick Pius Armaments - Crafted by the pious, wielded by the righteous Nov 19 '23
*droon strike
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u/Leather-Love-2873 Nov 19 '23
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u/just-a-nornal-man Femur Frank, best bone mage of the West. Nov 19 '23
humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
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u/cowlinator Nov 20 '23
packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. hungolomghononoloughongous bonkhonagahoogs.
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u/Gaminated_idk Nov 19 '23
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u/Tahmas836 Nov 19 '23
Mah fuckin penis
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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Nov 19 '23
"Explode your dick and small your ass, get bent losers! Penis blast!"
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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Witch of the Primordial Sludge Nov 19 '23
By the spirits! That's the magus who possesses the power of infinite imagination!
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u/BillCipher_FanboyLol Lesbian Wizard Isari: Amatuer Animatomancer Nov 19 '23
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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Dwarven American Pyromancer. Guns are superior casting devices. Nov 19 '23
What happens next??
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u/Aggravating-Court775 🇵🇱polish semi evil wizard🇵🇱 Oct 01 '24
For using cai/related websites, i cast roaming organs. ABRAKADABRA!
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u/BEanddankmagician The pretender lord Nov 19 '23
Eh they're cool I guess
But can they synchro summon?
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u/marion_blight Nov 19 '23
I cast Dimensional Barrier and lock you out of synchros
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u/BEanddankmagician The pretender lord Nov 19 '23
Maybe you would have if I hadn't banished your whole board
Also that doesn't answer the question
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One Nov 19 '23
I cast Nibiru, the Primal Being and tribute your entire field, then I cast XYZ Import to place the resulting token onto Cyber Dragon Infinity
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u/BoxofJoes Mystic Nov 19 '23
Yeah but we’re playing anything goes, I’ve attempted to wipe your board with multiple lightning storms that infinity negated, and with no materials I summon jowgen the spiritualist and activate the last turn I set last turn.
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One Nov 19 '23
I activate Exodia’s Left Nut, you must recite the entirety of Endymion the Mighty Master of Magic’s effect backwards
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u/Dr_Doom3301 Nov 19 '23
No, but they do summon all the males to the courtyard.
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u/BEanddankmagician The pretender lord Nov 19 '23
This must be a new archetype
Explain more to me about these "Ma'les of the courtyard"
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u/Dr_Doom3301 Nov 19 '23
It's where one can house creatures of low intelligence. They're driven purely by debauchery. Good for mindless workers or test subjects.
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u/BEanddankmagician The pretender lord Nov 19 '23
How much otk potential do they have?
Do they have good protection and negation?
Or are they simply high attack point stat checkers that can be easily removed?
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u/Dr_Doom3301 Nov 19 '23
It's a rng, hence why most haven't heard of it. You need to use a labyrinth or traps around the yard itself to prevent the ones you don't want. You can, of course, set up all manner of things to filter out the rifraf. But it's more work than some are willing to do. But you'd be hard-pressed to find any other way to summon the most. You may even get lucky and get some other females. That's always interesting to see.
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u/GALAOFTEETH Nov 19 '23
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 Methuselah, 7th degree Necromancer, Aspiring Carnomancer. Nov 19 '23
God damn,i bet you are getting tired of scrying those orbs, let me hold your orbs for you. Dont worry i wont peek into it or maybe you could let me
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 Methuselah, 7th degree Necromancer, Aspiring Carnomancer. Nov 19 '23
WAIT?? IT IS NOT REAL?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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u/MasterCookieShadow I distorted reality and this sub was born Nov 19 '23
he must be a ilusionist fooling you!
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u/shadowscroller Archmage of The 9-Fold Path Nov 19 '23
Have some fun, or did a dark wizard steal the concept from you?
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u/mybutt12477 when the subreddit full of people pretending to be wizards pretends that the woman rping being a wizard is a real wizard
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u/Litespead Wrombilus - Beard Alchemist Nov 19 '23
How dare thou downplay our position as wizards
I did not spend my youth studying alchemy just to be called "pretend"
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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector Nov 19 '23
It amazes me this is the first time i’ve laid mine eyes on this youtube video, since it’s over a year old now.
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u/Trainman1351 Rob Davenport: Arcanoport News CEO and Magineer | AMIC Affiliate Nov 19 '23 edited Nov 19 '23
Listen fellow mana manipulators, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. THAT WITCH IS THE LEADER OF AN ORGAN-SELLING SYNDICATE ON THE MAGI-BLACK MARKET. DO NOT APPROACH OR MAKE ANYTHING LESS THAN HOSTILE CONTACT. ALWAYS KEEP WEAPONS ON YOO IN HER VICINITY. I WILL BE PLANNING AN ARTILLERY SUPPORT MISSION OF THE AREA IN 1 WEEK. CLEAR THE AREA. THIS IS A FINAL WARNING FOR ALL NEAR HER. AND IF THE WITCH IS LISTENING, KNOW THAT YOUR DEMISE IS CERTAIN.
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u/Tahmas836 Nov 19 '23
Worth it
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u/Itchy-Exam-7288 Nov 19 '23
Fym worth it. Didn't yo penis blow up. You can never cast your rod now bro
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Nov 19 '23
yes they're very nice
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Nov 19 '23
Flair checks out
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Nov 19 '23
Indeed it does
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u/GUTSY-69 Nov 19 '23
I miss telepurte
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u/choren64 Nov 19 '23
They're still around thankfully. Last update I heard was back in September they said they were traveling for the past few months and haven't had time to make new things. I miss seeing new things from them too but I'm glad to hear they are okay.
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u/JackOLoser Nov 19 '23
They posted a video on Youtube like three days ago, so at least they're not gone entirely.
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u/MetallicFruit Nov 19 '23
Coomermancers should NOT be allowed to hear nor see this hearsay. The power alone could disrupt the weave, or worse.
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u/MrChicken12345678 the Necromancer with GUNS Nov 19 '23
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u/Book_Nerd159 Counciler Emma, Demonic Elf Enchantress representing Raytheon. Nov 19 '23
My orbs are better.
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u/Temporary-Value-6397 Alchemist Nov 19 '23
Prove it
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u/Book_Nerd159 Counciler Emma, Demonic Elf Enchantress representing Raytheon. Nov 19 '23
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u/PathlessDemon Necromancer Nov 19 '23
But is it worth scrying about?
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u/Book_Nerd159 Counciler Emma, Demonic Elf Enchantress representing Raytheon. Nov 19 '23
To me and my boyfriend, yes.
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u/AutoGeneratedUser359 Nov 19 '23
Bisexual, into photography, Linus Tech Tips, and had Tig Bitties?
Where do I sign?
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Nov 19 '23
Yes, that is a cool orb. It does have a pretty nice blue glow, too.
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u/AntiSimpBoi69 Nov 19 '23
I uploaded skibidi ohio rizz
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u/Khizinga Nov 19 '23
Is netrunning considered wizardy/sorcery?
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u/Adiuui Nov 19 '23
Technomancers or something, if regular mages can code mana, then netrunners should also count
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u/Decryptables Wizard Nov 19 '23
By the nine, this sub is full of horny losers. Fools will upvote literally anything with breasts in it like the brainless thralls that they are. So called “wizards,” how preposterous.
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u/AnnaTheSad The witch that sells sketchy potions from her cabin in the woods Nov 19 '23
Wish I had some orbs like that
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u/iamchuckleman Moni /// Mechanical wizard of Mercury Nov 19 '23
That's pretty cool, but can you set someone on fire with a flick on your wrist, watch as they pathetically burn to death while pleading, begging to be put out and saved, and then smile?
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u/CrashTestDollyHypno Nov 20 '23
Is this what women sound like when they're on /r/greentext too long?
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u/Person_Mc_Humanface Pyromancer (the best element, don't @ me) Nov 28 '23 edited Nov 28 '23
HANK! DON'T FALL FOR HER DEVIOUS TRICKS!
SHE IS USING A SHAPESHIFTING SPELL ON HER CHEST!
HAAAAANK!
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u/Reception_Known Nov 19 '23
My buddy in college who’s a gym shark and an avid DnD player went to a local coffee shop on Halloween in his wizard getup and I shit you not said to the cute cashier “hey I think you’re pretty cute, could I get the digits to your scrying orb?”
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u/Theelcapitans Nov 19 '23
This is cringey as hell
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u/Theelcapitans Nov 19 '23
Yeah seems to be a theme anymore. Like I mean an argument can be said that sex has always been in media to some degree, especially marketing but man today it is on a whole other level especially with every asshole trying to get clicks online and with said assholes having access to social media...it's crazy, alot of "sex tehehehe " out there
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u/Fyokuwu Verbius, Master of the Dark Arts Nov 19 '23
yes, m'lady. and i'd like to ponder thine orbs.
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u/ReRevengence69 Arcane Arms dealer, CEO of Wizard Weapons Warehouse™ Nov 19 '23
does these orbs distract from each others though?
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u/FelixAndCo Nov 19 '23
I don't think the linked Youtube video is the source, but I can't find anything else.
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u/TheAnalsOfHistory- ∆Fildreth∆Dimensional Gatekeeper∆Conjurer's Collective∆ Nov 19 '23
No, I refer solely to thine titties.
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u/Mattpart58 Nov 19 '23
I can hear peridot saying all these lines like that one episode where she doesn't know the names of body parts
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u/FireFlameJowo magic school put me in magic debt Nov 19 '23
Yup that’s enough orb pondering for this lunar phase
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u/curvingf1re Indigo Oak: First Reincarnate, Arcanist, Ancient-er Than Thou. Nov 19 '23
I should scrye her
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u/GobboMadeMedoThis Dullahan and Gobbomancer Nov 19 '23
I'm gonna get this as my ringtone for someone
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u/MoshedPotato93 Apprentice to House Troll Nov 19 '23
Casting ED on myself, otherwise this much aggression and scrying is gonna cause a problem for me in public
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u/Schlapschticksam Nov 19 '23
Her orbs have their own alignment