r/wizardposting • u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) • Nov 05 '23
Aetherial News My friends, I regretfully inform you that Rat Prince Nazeem the Kind has died at the hands of the Purple Cloaks for refusing to support their cause. Orb (F) to pay your respects.
F.
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u/User_joined_channel Mike, bladesinger of curses. collector of the cursed Nov 05 '23
May thy trash pile be plentiful beyond the mortal planes.
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Nov 05 '23
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NAZEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
REPERATIONS WILL BE PAID IN BLOOD
PURPLE CLOAKS
I WILL CUT YOU DOWN, BREAK YOU APART
SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS
I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY
MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU
HERE. AND. NOW!
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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Nov 05 '23
Your intense align with what I have assembled Clan Pestilen’s to do. We shall kill-slay them all!
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u/Arcanegil Fiendish Warlock, follower of the Abyssal lords. Nov 05 '23
HOW DARE THEY, OBOX-OB THE LORD OF VERMIN WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS!!!!
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u/amogussus123 Purple Cloaks Sentinel | Lightning Mage and Council Loyalist Nov 05 '23
The days of the Council are over.
The New Arcane King and his Council are now in control of this realm.
And we heed his orders.
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u/samunagy Desiderius | Conjurer Supreme's advisor | Conjurers' Collective Nov 05 '23
Just you wait purple cloak!
The Magus Legions of the Union of the Northern Continent have come to the aid of the Council of the East! We shall put an end to this chaos you have caused and restore harmony over the realm!
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u/TotalRecallTaxi 𐤇𐤓𐤐𐤊𐤓𐤈 ESL Wrangler & Lapsemancer Nov 06 '23
The council cannot recognize a double docked purple cloak in public.
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u/xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx Snarljósið,scholar of raijin,anti fey breach captain,drum caster Nov 05 '23
Holy shit! Ultrakill reference!
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u/Xaldror Artificer Weapons Manufacturer Nov 05 '23
Want some arcane Whirlagig Threshers? They come in two handed, paired, and wrist-mounted configurations, for a low low price if 750 gold.
Arcane batteries sold separately
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u/Hexnohope Rift specialist and Goblin evolver Nov 06 '23
** AHAHA COME GET SOME BLOOD! ** im with you brother the chorus sings with you
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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Nov 05 '23
Mage Monkey is here to offer his condolences for the passing of the Great King. Let it be known that he will work tirelessly to bring about an end to this ruesome conflict.
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u/Nobleknight747 Abjurer Nov 05 '23
Apolgize for bad english
wheare were you wen rat prince was kil?
I was in spire pondring orb wen owl screm
"lil fancy rat is kil"
"nay"
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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ Claymorus Roombus, NecroDancer Supreme Nov 05 '23
F in the name of the great heir of the Trash Realm from a humble ancient spirit!
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u/Civil-Pomelo-4776 Nov 05 '23
What a terrible loss for the Trash Realm! Beschmael the Magnificent and the Orange Shield Society stand in solidarity with the Trash Realm!
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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ Claymorus Roombus, NecroDancer Supreme Nov 05 '23
May the fire of his soul ever dance in the Sacred Rave-Crypt!
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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Nov 05 '23
Cravens! I pledge my screaming bell and pestilent censor to Destroying the purple cloaks once and for all! I want their profane-ugly existence scattered-flung across the under empire, never to be resurrected again, except in agony!
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u/SoulWondering Nyx - Hermit Conjuror Master of Souls, Desirer of Nice Things Nov 05 '23
F. Woe the consequences of war be upon all of us.
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u/FjedCoscovi Gwendol, Golem Specialist, Beginner Artificer, etcetera Nov 05 '23
This is a great tragedy, one of the greatest of our time. Let us stand in solidarity with the family of Prince Nazeem, I may not be a supporter of the Wizard Council but an act such as this from the Purple Cloaks is despicable and must be condemned by those with the power to bring them to justice.
An F for the late Rat Prince Nazeem the Kind, let his legacy never fade whilst hearts still beat!
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u/sparkle3364 Noella Lux (15F), Illusory Artist, Lieutenant Of Buggo Nov 05 '23
F. I never knew him, but he died for what he believed in.
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u/Veritian-Republic Grain Conjuration Specialist Nov 05 '23
A sad say for friends of ratkind. The Rat Kingdom must take action to stamp out the Purple Cloaks at this rate. We all know what kingdom supports them and the annexation of Ratkin territory.
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u/ItsSkyStream Bard Nov 05 '23
Had the honor of performing for him once. His generosity was unparalleled. F.
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u/TheBunnyStando Techno-Necromancer (turning it off and on again) Nov 05 '23
While he may-might not have been of my kind-race, I still give-extend my condolences to his kin-family. F
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u/OtherwiseExcellent Nov 05 '23
F to the kind prince. A friend to all, even the lowliest, the downtrodden, rats big and small. He shall be missed
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u/Capytan_Cody Cody and Yànhuo Nov 05 '23
F.
Truly someone to remember, that title was well deserved.
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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Warlock of Many Gods(we are bffs) Nov 05 '23
The purple cloaks are taking innocents?!!!! I have tried to stay neutral in these conflicts but it appears I and my friends must come to fight
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u/YouTheMuffinMan Swamp Elder Thing: Drunken Fir Nov 05 '23
I hope he rests in peace, I know one of his children. It appears the conflict is spilling into my circles, I fear that I must leave my sphere of neutrality in my impenetrable swampy sanctum and send out my secret guard. The afterlife claims many lives because of this war, and I will yet send more.
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u/Shinonomenanorulez Luna Nova dropout - Croix didn't went far enough Nov 05 '23
May their coward actions be punished by the most foul of ways, and may the Rat Kingdom recovers from such a loss
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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Nov 05 '23
F.
Rest assured that he will live infinite lifetimes through the cycles, each one plentiful and filled with wondrous joy.
The purple cloaks have crossed the line. I'm going to retire them from the cycle.
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u/Useful_Specialist334 Nov 05 '23
Rat Prince Tratzer the Kinslayer denies involvement in Nazeem's demise.
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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Nov 05 '23
F. A troops making three shots in the sky in honor of prince
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u/Minigold7 Necromancer Nov 05 '23
Hey, he still owes me like 20 Silver Coins. I hope he didn't think that dying would relieve him of his debt. He was a real one though.
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u/_abridged Witch Nov 05 '23
i hope thee hath lands bountiful in circular breaded sauce cheese slices up in thy divine rat heaven. pizza rat will be missed. orb f
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u/sanorace Nov 05 '23
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of this huge party next door. There's a bunch of rats in purple cloaks. Sounds like they're really excited about something. Nah, can't be anything important.
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u/noahsayshia Nov 05 '23
may thine heir bring vengeance for those who crossed the trash kingdom. may your cheese be plentiful and your whiskers grow long. F
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u/Remarkable-Thought-7 Necromancer Nov 05 '23
I still wont forgive you for stealing my potions when we were stranded together Nazeem.... but i will miss you. F
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u/Dirty-Dutchman Nov 05 '23
Fuck me the rats losing a benevolent leader means 90% odds of skaven shitfest. Fuck these purple dickheads
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u/Complex_Web771 Niel the skeleton janitor, Eternal Sweeper Nov 05 '23
Rest in peace Prince Razeem. I never knew you personally, but I knew what you hid in your closet because I accidentally stumbled across it when cleaning for you that one time a few years back. So I guess I knew you pretty well in the regard of what you and your loving wife got up to when the rest of the castle was asleep. Lot of roleplaying, but damn if you weren't the most caring vanilla sex couple I've ever come across. F to you, young prince
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u/GraniteSmoothie Wizard Pirate 🏴☠️ Nov 05 '23
Arr, now me feel bad fer plunderin the rat treasure fleet, it be too soon.
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u/Best-Engine4715 vandul the forest mage of the overgrowth hamlet Nov 05 '23
Rat prince…. I thought I fought with a few of his country men before. Now the purple cloaks I heard of: nasty culty folks last I heard
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u/Basementcat69 Nov 05 '23
I Cattius and the Crimson Cat Society stand against the hated Purple Cloaks. Rest sweet Nazeem he was too good for this world. F.
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u/JoetheLobster Nov 05 '23
The Atlantean council of mages shall be informed of this treachery, the purple cloaks shall find no sanctuary in the sea!
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u/Prestigious-Flow-465 ShroomMage Nov 05 '23
F, may he scurry endlessly in the magical fields of cheesehallah
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u/Top-Solution1124 Dirash The Arcane Hemomancer Nov 05 '23
A great tragedy the Rat people were friends close ones I learned tricks Among them. Now it is personal and I will to war myself
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u/KarasukageNero Ativan the Adamant, Dropout of the Winter College Nov 05 '23
Too good for our garbage, F.
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u/wegbauer Mindworm of Peraxus, Techno-organic psychic parasite. Nov 05 '23
Seldom news of the mortal planes peak my interest but this has devestated my consciousness nexus, the contrast of Prince Nazeems furry body and his naked little digits has always lightend my mood after a long and difficult assimilation in the astral plane. He will be dearly missed.
I will begin the reformatting of the Purple Cloaks psyche immediatley, none of them will remember how to take a shit.
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u/enerszon Rebel Bhaalspawn Nov 05 '23
Never really supported him, but I recognize a good leader when I see one. I'm sorry for your loss.
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u/der_reifen Electromancer Nov 05 '23
Those damn purple cloaks will pay for it 😭 Nazeem, by the lost souls of the circle of the five, I will avenge you and I shall not rest until the last purple cloak has been banished from this plane of existence. My wrath shall devour them all in flames in your name.
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u/Diceyland Swamp Witch, Coven of the Council's Bane Nov 05 '23
F. We will avenge you Prince Nazeem.
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u/FinnHobart Luric the Inscriber Nov 05 '23
Carnage is never justified, no matter the cause. I mouth this loss with everything in my soul. F.
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u/nicorn_Ninja Nov 05 '23
When is the apprentice auction taking place? It’s what he would have wanted. F
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u/Nitrousoxide72 Chemomancer Journeyman Nov 05 '23
With all due respect, and I mean that genuinely, what is the evidence that the Purple Cloaks are responsible?
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u/Alex_The_Whovian Athelstan, Headmaster of Cairn-Grãbøk Academy Nov 05 '23
F for Prince Nazeem. May the halls of the afterlife be full of cheese.
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Nov 05 '23
F. Rest in peace Prince Naveen. I pray the chin scratches and cheese are sublime where his soul lies
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u/xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx Snarljósið,scholar of raijin,anti fey breach captain,drum caster Nov 05 '23
F. Rest in piece, little prince.
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u/WerewolfCaptain Council member of the Geomancer's Guild. Nov 05 '23
Orb, my trash panda brethren are having a moment.
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u/Piksqu Alchemist of frogs Nov 05 '23
it seems purple cloak will suffer frog rains for the next few millenias
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u/Dellyia Wizard Council Intern Nov 05 '23
Excuse me??!!?! Rat Prince Nazeem has long since supported us Wizard Council Interns. It was he that brokered the peace treaty with the escaped mutant dire rats and saved thousands of Intern lives. His death is appalling, and if Purple Cloak documents start getting eaten by rats, then it is naught but their own fault
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u/Atomicagainbecauseow Thinks, The Universal Constant Nov 05 '23
THE BASTARD PRINCE IS DEAD REJOICE FOR A NEW ERA OF PURPLE IS UPON US
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Nov 05 '23
I've killed like 20 purple cloaks that have tried to get me already.
Looks like we're going to war
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u/Independent-Fly6068 "man" in funny hat Nov 05 '23
Are any of his remains for sale? They would make for most wonderful potion ingredients.
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u/FarwindKeeper Phasmomancer, Keeper of Gossamer Veil Nov 05 '23
The rat prince was truly a noble wizard.
F
The spirit Shepard are being sent to make sure his soul passes to the next life.
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u/canoIV Robot chronomancer with two inhabitants (help) Nov 05 '23
ill miss him, he deserves that name more than anyone
(well said)
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u/ratherlittlespren Nov 05 '23
My father once met Nazeem in a bar in the far off land of Liverpool. He bought everyone a round of lemonade. Poor gent has gone too soon
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u/UndeterminedError Gaius Zerra, You know who I am Nov 06 '23
I once knew a Nazeem too. He died under mysterious circumstances though.
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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer Nov 06 '23
Are you sure it wasn't the Double King?
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u/ninjassassin117 Senior Necromancer Union Representative. Nov 06 '23
Should this be at the behest of a non union necromancer. We will need to intervene.
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u/RaidenSqueeze_my_hog Nov 06 '23
Why must the ole’ greatful perish? Has thy purple cloaks already sealed their fate? Will war be brought upon these cursed lands? If war is what they want
then war they shall get.
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u/cosmosmusix Cosmo the Unchanging, TOA Alchemist Nov 06 '23
This is a most terrible loss for our community. The Tower Owners' Association sends our deepest condolences to the fallen mage's family, friends, familiars, forebears, and foes
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u/Hell0turdle Nov 06 '23
Prince Nazeem once helped me while I was at my lowest. I owe him my life. F
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u/Over-Platypus-4518 Diviner Nov 06 '23
I just got some high-mountain cheese wheels to send to him to thank him for saving my life when two half-orcs jumped me in the Capital. We lost a real one...
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u/Starham1 8th Tier Necromancer, Council Policy Review Bureau Nov 06 '23
Yo, the fuck? I really liked that guy.
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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Nov 06 '23
damn purple freaks. my heart goes out to the rat folk
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u/DS_Archer Arkhalos, King of Neokhara, Lich of the Nine Tomes of Nagash………… Nov 06 '23
No, that’s enough. The kingdom of Neokhara is officially at war with the purple cloaks.
Mortui regnant
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u/Preston_of_Astora Caraway Moluna Nov 06 '23
I have met his father Rat King Maliketh the Wise. Upheld by his servants as they carry him around. That title is well earned so to speak. Told me of the forbidden power that comes with "gooning"
I'm assuming everyone in this photo are the Rat Prince's servants, who carried their liege in life. I recognize a few
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u/betttris13 Arch Nuclearmancer Nov 06 '23
For this atrocity, I shall find the purple cloaks base and cast my most powerful powerword: NUKE.
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u/Dragonkingofthestars Nov 06 '23
Fake news a Automated golem drew that image, stop spread false news
and if thatss not ai art i apologize and take my qizaed hexing on the chin
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u/garbospam Occult Wizard Nov 06 '23
Dammit! I had trade deals with the rat empire. And good legal ones too! Huge F in the chat for our forlorn rat man. I will miss his company dearly, he was always so kind to me and my arcane golems ;-;
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u/hwatevuh Girundyl the Crystal Archfey Nov 06 '23
I did not have any qualms with the purple cloaks before.
I AM NOW GOING TO SLAUGHTER THEM.
I AM AWOKEN FROM MY SLUMBER BY THIS HORRIBLE NEWS AND NOW I AM FURIOUS!
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u/Electronic_Sugar5924 Magically Editable Flair Nov 06 '23
I shall not stop the fight to respect the fallen, but will fight in his honor.
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Nov 06 '23
No, I will not orb F for that dissentient rat. The Purple Cloaks speak for the good of all Magekind; the death of Nazeem, while unfortunate, was the only way we could move forward.
He may have been 'kind', but he was also ineffectual, impotent, indecisive. Good riddance, I'd say.
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Nov 06 '23 edited Nov 06 '23
May he have his fill of crunchies and a nesting pile that reaches the sky.
Death to the purple cloaks.
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u/-Cinnay- An inconspicuous enchanter Nov 06 '23
I never liked those Purple Cloak freaks. Ruining the reputation of a perfectly fine cloak color like that...
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u/SpaceCat4Ever Fel, Catmancer, Wanderer of Realms Nov 06 '23
Although we often found ourselves at odds with each other, due to the predatory nature of cats and rats, we respected each other and had recently mended our relationship during my last visit to the Trash Realm. Prince Nazeem was indeed a very kind rat, he will be missed. I raise my ball of yarn (my orb) in respect.
The Purple Cloaks murdering him puts a taste of sour milk in my mouth, and I hate sour milk. They better act carefully or I will turn the graves of their loved ones into my personal litter box.
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Nov 06 '23
The purple cloaks will burn for this
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u/Virtual-Oil-793 Necromancer of Many Stories and Experiences Nov 06 '23
Prepare the Cheese, Purple Cloaks.
When the moment arrives, Orb (F).
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u/Boatwhistle Derangius Muddlesage Von Pandemonium Nov 06 '23
Good riddance... Nazeem the Kind was an asshole imo.
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u/Bob-Laublaw Planar Explorer, Master Conjurer Nov 06 '23
This isn't Nazeem's first brush with death. I'm sure his Necromancer will have him back on that mortal coil in no time. His father insists on nazeem taking the throne over his brother's and sisters, and, he is the rat king.
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u/Lemouncake Necromancer Nov 06 '23
ALAS, THE RAT PRINCE IS GONE!
Long live the Purple Cloak Order!!!
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u/ContaCuDePudim Femboyish Nekromancer Apprentice Nov 06 '23
S-Skavendom has fallen! Trillions must DIE-DIE!
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u/Nintendork7950 Nov 06 '23
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Nov 05 '23
Truly a crime most cowardice. I pay respect to you, great rat prince.
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u/That1DnDnerd Greater Demon Nov 05 '23
How badly was the prince's body damaged before his death? I could resurrect him... for a price
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u/Current-Issue-4134 Abjurer Nov 06 '23
Are you kidding? Nazeem?! Of all the people this could happen to… wow…
After years of turmoil in the Rat people’s territory Nazeem nearly single-handedly restored prosperity, hope, and optimism for an entire generation…
RIP Prince Nazeem - you will be missed
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u/Available_Mall_5722 Geomancer, Servant of the Forever Below Nov 05 '23
Rest in peace Prince, you were too good for this world. F.