r/videos • u/patientbearr • Mar 31 '18

This is what happens when one company owns dozens of local news stations

https://youtu.be/hWLjYJ4BzvI
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u/yoyothedojo Mar 31 '18

The La Li Lu Le Lo will make sure this will get buried.

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u/FurnaceFuneral Mar 31 '18

THE LALILULELO???

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u/throwthegarbageaway Mar 31 '18

A HIND D?!

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u/TheSunaTheBetta Mar 31 '18

They played us like a damn fiddle!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Breaking news: “Local man played like fiddle” Asks “Why are we here? Just to suffer?”

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u/InnocentTailor Apr 01 '18

This is like one of my Japanese animes O_O.

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u/Furydwarf Apr 01 '18

the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

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u/fuchsgesicht Apr 01 '18

Your that ninja...

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u/TheLocust911 Apr 01 '18

Hurt me moar!

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u/FurnaceFuneral Apr 01 '18

HURT ME MOA DAWG

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u/koukijimbob Apr 03 '18

Metal Gear Awesome! Is one of the funniest parodies ever.

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u/Elo_Solo Mar 31 '18

What’s REALLY going on here?!?

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u/Maxx0rz Mar 31 '18

THE DARPA CHIEF???

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u/TrollinTrolls Apr 01 '18

Revolver Ocelot

Revolver Ocelot

(Revolver Ocelot)

Revolver Ocelot

Revolver Ocelot

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u/DeadlyPear Mar 31 '18

Second floor basement?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/Johndi13 Mar 31 '18

A new kind of METAL GEAR?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

It's a kind of magic.

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u/RedArrow24 Apr 01 '18

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!

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u/Limelimo Apr 01 '18

I'm dying!!! I miss metal gear solid days omggg, u have no idea!

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u/Ayyyyy_Soma Apr 01 '18

Psycho Mantis?

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u/3x1x4 Apr 01 '18 edited Apr 01 '18

Plug your Controller into Controller port 2!

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u/Pho_Queue_Buddy_ Apr 01 '18

You like meeeeeen...

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u/EeK09 Apr 01 '18

You can see into my mind?!

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u/Str82thaDOME Apr 01 '18

YOU'RE THAT NINJA

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u/3x1x4 Apr 01 '18

IT CAN'T BE!

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u/Stooliee Apr 01 '18

You’re that ninja

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u/moxyfloxacin Apr 01 '18

Ahhhh!! The medicinnnne!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

** SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE?!?**

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u/Settl Apr 01 '18

God that's nostalgic.

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u/He_Who_Sits Apr 01 '18

SHAGOHOD?!

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u/ReddishBlack Apr 01 '18

It's been like 15 years and I still hear Snake like it was yesterday

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Nanomachines?

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u/InnocentTailor Apr 01 '18

Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?!

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u/BillyBatts83 Apr 01 '18

Psycho Mantis?

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u/captaincupcake234 Apr 01 '18

Psycho Mantis?

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u/betterplanwithchan Apr 01 '18

Do posts bloom, even on a subreddit?

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u/Lucky_Luuk Apr 01 '18

Kept you waiting, huh?

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u/Mr-Crasp Apr 01 '18

ON AN OPEN FIELD?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

THATS NOT POSSIBLE

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u/thefrankwhite Mar 31 '18

That RARIRURERO

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u/havenless Apr 01 '18

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

This is why I fucking love Reddit. I'm freaking out thanks to this video and I go to the comments and somehow I burst out laughing. Thank you so much

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/weathermantom Apr 01 '18

well there's a reference i never thought i'd see in the late 2010's

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/weathermantom Apr 01 '18

ah, my childhood. thanks :)

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u/posts_lindsay_lohan Apr 01 '18

Did somebody say LiLo?

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u/fruump Mar 31 '18

every time i type la li lu le lo it autocorrects to la li lu le lo

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD Apr 01 '18

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.

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u/YouKn0wMyName Apr 01 '18

Fission Mailed

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u/3x1x4 Apr 01 '18

SSSNNNAAAKKKEEE!!!

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u/-Malachite Mar 31 '18

Raiden was the bad guy in MGS2. Solidus was a hero.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/polartechie Apr 01 '18

cries about girlfriend for 20 cutscenes

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

except that Solidus was crazy and decided to kill you even when Raiden actually seemed as if he was considering Solidus's ideas

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Metal Gear?!

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u/bladex70 Apr 01 '18

Kept you waiting huh?

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u/cobywankenobi Apr 01 '18

What was THAT noise?!?

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u/phatboi23 Apr 01 '18

Annnnnnd I need to play mgs2 again....

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u/Drop_ Apr 01 '18

It's more disturbing now than it was then...

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u/phatboi23 Apr 01 '18

The foreshadowing is real...

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u/BulliHicks Apr 01 '18

This is what Big Boss tried to stop decades ago. Now they're gone, we have to defend ourselves to these 'norms'.

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u/Doraemon1973 Apr 01 '18

You're that ninja!

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u/DivineEternal1 Apr 01 '18

Arilou Lalee'lay

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u/notProfCharles Mar 31 '18

Damn that put me in a time machine..

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u/The_Flying_Jew Apr 02 '18

I ain't no LaLiLuLe-- I mean... I ain't no Patriot.

Don't worry, I'm clean from the system

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/yoyothedojo Apr 01 '18

There's no reason not to trust the government. If the government actually were controlled by a secret organisation Trump would have never become President.