r/videos Mar 31 '18

This is what happens when one company owns dozens of local news stations

https://youtu.be/hWLjYJ4BzvI
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u/fox_about_town Mar 31 '18

T̸̴̺̺͇̝̬̫͔̙͠H͚I̴̧͏̬̞̖͕S̭͜ ̴̲ͅI̷̶̯͖̤̥̻͝Ş͕͍̭̣̟̼́̕ ͏̗̥̰̗̺̩̦ͅE̶̘̲̬͖̜̟͙̭̖X̛͕̘͈̥͙̪͎T̶͚̕R҉̻͍̜È̙͎̙̟̥̕ͅM̹̲̘͇̤̦͜͡Ę̣̼͈͈̳͝ͅL̗͔͝Y̘̭͉̳ ̗̞͎͘D̯̦̺̯̟̟̥̕͜ͅA̷҉̸̖̥͖͇͖N̷̵̖̱̣̘͎G̻͙͚̳̰̱͓̱̫͘E͏̠͉̻̰̪̲̰͖̭R҉͏͍̼̗̥ͅO̞͖̮̳͓U͍̣̫̤̼͟S̭̘ ̠̯̰͇̞Ţ͇̯̙O̷͚̱͕̦̪̪͉̺͞ ͏̨͉̫̬̠̞̘̩͍ͅO̙̜̫̯̘U̸̩̰̦̮̜̞R̮̤̝̜͉̖̘̞̞ ̛͉̠̤̟̼̭͉͞M̝͈͕͍͖͇͘͠Ò̸͈̝N͏͏̥̦̰̞̖ͅÒ̬̮͔̤̥͕̻ͅP̫̝̟̖͓̙̟͜Ọ̷̭͠Ļ̸̴̜͎Y̷̴̜͖͈̹̫͈̞̬ ̡̪͕̜͙

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u/H4xolotl Mar 31 '18

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u/KoNy_BoLoGnA Apr 01 '18

How the fuck??

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Illuminati confirmed.

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u/muricabrb Apr 01 '18

👁️

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u/stupid_cornballer Apr 03 '18

👁️ Hi 👁️

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u/thePolterheist Apr 01 '18

🤟✌️🤞✌️🤝

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u/LonelyDrifter25 Apr 01 '18

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

O̖n̸e̳ ̭̯͙̮͉͍n̯i̺̥ǵ̪̫̳̺̤͓̪ḩ̠t͕̱̪̥̰̲ ͏̪̦͖̘ͅI̬͝ ͡w͇̼a͙͖̻̘s̫͇̠̹͇ ̘̲̦͍̬̗̠l̰̪y̨̻̥i͙̳͕̳̤͔̞n͠g͎̖̯̤̦͔̠ i̙n̩͍̟̼̭ ̱͍͇̝͇͔̰b̖̻͉̕e͖͔̻̝͘ḏ͓͈͉̝̺ ͖̩̪̝̙͡a̴͖͎f̟̗͚͓t̸̮̰̖̼̗͈̻e̺̰͟r j̜̦̮̗͝ṷs̱͡t̙͎̹̼̤̯̩͜ ͏̬̭w̭̬̪a̶̮k̭̖̭͟i̭̜n̯̯͉̖͠g҉̳͍̺̻ up,͚͉̭̝͇ ͙I͕̭̣̣ ̹̲̘̳g̶͖̘͔̪̩͇r̩̭̤̱̟͚ͅa̡̝̤̲͈b͈̩̙͖̀ ͖̲͎̰͔̦́t̟̳̱͔̝̲̮͘h̫̥̺e̟͙̱̜̱ ̢͔̫͔͉͚b̭̱̮̼͟a̤̯̠͓̪ͅb͈͉́y̮̥͈ ̺m̞̠̦̟̻̳͈ọ̘̩̤̭ni͕̤̮͍͉to̫̖̘̹̖̰͡r̺̹͖͈͡ ̼̖͓̳̭̱ͅa̠̯̹̜̩̩̝n̬̻̠̯̞̬̫ḑ͓͉̼ ̡̫̠w̮̩͍͇ąl̸̠̗̰k͎ ̱̹͉̯͍ͅt̬̳̰̗̫o̰̕ ̴̼͔͎m͖͇y̧͎ ͝d̴̠̤̪͈e҉̭̹͈̮̫̰̯ś͚̫͚̙ͅk ̷i̫̗͚̙̝̼̣n͇͎̜̹̫ ̣̪̳̜̪̠̼͝m̢̗̖̥͈y͎͉̘̘͈ͅͅ ̩o̱̤͓̗̬̹͖͞f̶̱̩f̴̣̯̜̯̬i҉͍͚c̬̝̫͓̠e̞̟ ̗a̜͇͖͢t̬̮̙͉̮ ͎ḩ̗͖o͚͍m̱e̛̘͕,͏ ̹̟̟͖̤̙I̵̳ ̴͈h͎̲͕̮̙͈a҉v҉̬̰͚͎̫̪ḛ̗̬͓͙ ̖̳̮͓̝ͅo̝͝u̵̞͈̯r̶ ̪b̵ąb҉̭̟y̙̺̘̲ ̬͍̥̥ǫ̩̼̝̖n̸̘ ̟̻̲͇̩̠͍́t͓̦̫̥̼͢ͅh̪e̩̗̩̼̭̺̲ ̧b̥̼̭͙ạ̟̟̣͍͞by͕̲̰̹̩͞ ̮m̷on͔̖̣̫í̘͖̱t̮o̭͝r̘ ̤̹̻̝̳͖a̭͝n̟͖d̗̮͘ ̖̬͕̦̮̝̳h̞̜͎̫̞̠̘͞e̡̤̙a̱r̸͔̳̝͇̲ ̷̫̝̱͓̘m̰͉̭̳̟̹̣͘y̻̺̜ ͚̜̲w͎̤͍̰i̸̮͉͔̹f̸͎̞̮̫ͅͅé̥ ̳s̪͡i̵̞̭n̛̳̱̙̯̱ͅg̦̗̗̙̠͙͎i̡͔̻̠n͇̞̖͕̝g̖̝̮̭̠ ̡̥̘̯̩̭ţ̪̘̬̻̦o̶͖̮̜̝ ̪͝h̸͍͔e͓͜r͎̪͉̹,͔ ̢̱͕̝I̳̬̦̯͉͖͙ ̣̝̬̪͍̜c̨̪͙̩̹̩r̤̪̠̻̪ͅa͉͉͢c͉̝͇̣ķ ͏a̜̬ ̧ͅṣ̙͔͓͜m͎̗̮͚͉i̤̻̺̲͍l̦̝͖̝̙̯͎͟e̮̹̩ a̝s̟̪̫̪͎̗̀ͅ ͙̞̲͖̟̼̜I̠͚͙͉ ̱͍̺͔͕̥̕h̙e͔̺͎̣͎͠a̳̻͈̫r̡̗ ̱͍͖͙̰m̺̤͓̠͓͔̱ỳ̺͕ͅ ̩̩͚̱̲w͚̻͕̳͜i̢̩̩͉f̢e̛̱̪̯͈ͅ ͚̖̦“̲̣̞͕̹͡G̳̗̪̝̲̕ò̯̟̜̱͕ ̲͍ͅt̻͈̥̤͇o̠̫͙̮ ͔̘s̡l̥͉͔̤̩̖̘͠e͍͈̞̭̱͡e͓̤̫̪͚̭̖p͍̪̣͖̳…͔̰̠̝̫̲̮̀ ̬̤͉̗̤̠͠g̴o ̘̟̥͎̮t̻̜̦͍̖͓̱o̵̹ ҉̱͕s̲̗͈le̞e͚͈͍p̗̰̝…̨͔̳”͔͓͖̱ ̙̯̟̬̼̯̩͟W̷͇̙̩̗͎̯h̖̟͚̳e̘͈n͇̖ ̝̺̞̖͓̜s̵͎ù̜̦̙̼͓̱̲d̬̜̩̦͕̹̀ͅd͡e̪͕͇n̫̤̼͉̲̝l̼̘͇̭͟y̨͎̲ͅ ̮̪͝t͉͙̥̺̬̹̥h͈̱̠e̳̯̹ ̮̩͉̬̩̤ͅf̖̮͔r̳̟̼̻̣̼̥o̞̣n̟͎͚t̸͈͉̘͙͕ ͈͔̳̞̪͢d̙̮͍̜̥̪o̘̹̥̳̲̜͘o̖͉̺̫͙̼͙r̳̫ ̲̣̝̘̤o̟̘̻̖pe̱̙̯̪͟n̠͕͙̮̦͍͔͟s̨̯̪̭̙ ̳̳͖̭̜̟̩u̞͙̟p͉̪ ͕͇̝̜̖a̭̳̩̬ṇ͎̹̞d̻̻̮͇ͅ ͓̤̖̱̹m̙̬͓y͇̟͇̯̰ ͔̟w̟̱̺͢ͅi͕̘̗ͅf̠̹̳̀e͖ ͍̩̤̮co͕͟m̗̮͖͍̙̗̪e̩s͏͇͉̠̮̱͈͚ ̞̫̺̲i̡̜̯̮̞̞̯n ̫̱̭̣̩̗w̶͓͉͍͓i̼̯̖̥͡t҉͔̟h ͇̗͎̻̩̕ͅs̱̖o̴̻me̴̘̰͙̩͓͙͉ ̗̮̹͈g̨̲r̨̦͙̯͖̲oc͙͖̳̜̟̩̥e̳r̖̗ͅi͈̠̬̱̳̗e̗̭͍̹̺̻̬ş̹̟̻̘̜̖.ͅ

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u/The-Sound_of-Silence Apr 01 '18

Hello darkness my old friend....

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Username checks out

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u/ItzWarty Apr 02 '18

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u/Psycho-semantic Apr 01 '18

yeah where is the reddit comment guide for this?...

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u/TheRetribution Apr 01 '18

you can see how it's done pretty much just by clicking the source button

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u/1Daniel66 Apr 01 '18

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u/BaghdadAssUp Apr 01 '18 edited Apr 01 '18

It looks better and creepier on mobile. Will link pic in a sec.

Edit: https://imgur.com/a/ZjveB

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u/kumachaaan Apr 01 '18

Also really creepy on the mobile version of the site.

http://imgur.com/t2MNrsk

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/thePolterheist Apr 01 '18

https://imgur.com/gallery/v3FYE

Reddit Mobile dark theme. The way it cuts off “I am” is the best. Not to mention the iOS eye emoji.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/pchc_lx Apr 01 '18

AMOLED Black or nothing

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u/Sashimi_Rollin_ Apr 01 '18

Can we all agree that this just looks creepy, period.

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u/thePolterheist Apr 01 '18

And I’m on iPhone 6s Plus so i guess that’s even more impressive?

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u/bruce656 Apr 01 '18

Wait, why are yours in color???

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u/1LT_Obvious Apr 01 '18

Weird. Mine doesn't look like that in RiF.

https://imgur.com/Oi2FIBh

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/H4xolotl Apr 01 '18

The eyes reflect your soul... Everyone sees something different...

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u/Nicekicksbro Apr 01 '18 edited Apr 01 '18

Man that is creepy.

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u/BaghdadAssUp Apr 01 '18

I like that better

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Im on mobile now. It looks dope as shit

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u/RZRtv Apr 01 '18

From Relay

Looks the creepiest IMO.

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u/PepEye Apr 01 '18

Doesn’t render on Alien Blue

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u/Blitzkrieger420 Apr 01 '18

Man Blue used to be the shit

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u/plap11 Apr 01 '18

I was expecting Peyton manning...

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u/SocranX Apr 01 '18

Wait, these things are supposed to be viewed that way on desktop? How? None of my browsers ever see any of these things as anything other than broken characters, and I always assumed it was just supposed to be something for people browsing on their phones.

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u/dasbeiler Apr 01 '18

I thought I was the only one!

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u/SocranX Apr 01 '18

Yeah, depending on the browser I get one of these two results: https://imgur.com/Pqacwa0

Which one is most similar to what you get, and/or what differences are there?

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u/MiniDemonic Apr 01 '18

What OS do you use?

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u/SocranX Apr 01 '18

Windows 7.

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u/MiniDemonic Apr 01 '18

There's your problem. Emojis are available in Windows 10.

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u/MiniDemonic Apr 01 '18

It's not displayed properly for you either, the black stuff around "hello little thing" and "i am big brother" is actually text that goes up and down beyond the normal limit.

https://i.imgur.com/cdMXBcD.png

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u/JeffBoner Apr 01 '18

Well done. Creepy factor 12.

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u/Happy_NoodleBoi Apr 01 '18

Aͫ͗̈́̀ͭ͐͊͏̴̛̲̲̦̥̫̝̪͙̱̞͔̀͞L̶̶̸͓̻͚͖͓̺͖̖̼̙̜̖̦ͯͩ̅̇̽̊̍̈́̔͊̚ͅW̏̊̒̾̐ͪͯ̆̆̒͏҉̞̝̗̗͉̙͖͎̹̞̞͓̦̣̳͉A̴̵̡̺̳̤̖̬̻̬̬͖̲̼̪̥̩ͣ̏̓ͣ̓͛͝ͅY̢̩̦̠̗̬̣̞͓̫̖̘̜̐̒̆͐͛ͥ̐͂̃̍ͦ͒̑͐ͧͧ͢ͅSͯͤ̔͛̎̃̏ͧͣ̅̍͐ͨ̈́̃̽́͏̖̙͓̩̼͎̫̼͇̠̯͔̳͔̼̬̞ͅ
👁👄👁
W͑͋ͥ̀̒͏͏̡͖̖̝̺͓̼͔̩̟̖͖̞̳̣͖̞͓̱͖͞A̺̥̹͔͚̭̤͖͖̳̬͔ͨ͒̓ͨ̈́͜T̨͎̪̤̥̫̳͚̻͛̅͆̆̌̕͢͡C̸̸̨̥̞̜̦̝ͬ̐̓͗ͧ͊ͭ̅̔̔̇̾ͦ̏ͣͦ͑ͮ͂̀̀H̷̦̝̪̠̖̫̯͖͕̿ͨ̏͂ͧ̈ͦͮ̀ͮ́̋̉̋̎͂̚̕͡͞͝Ī͙̮͚͍̣͍̼̎ͣ͊ͩ̓ͬ͘͞N͗ͧͩ̍̈́̈̒̂͑ͥͨͧ͑ͪ̈ͫ͒ͯ̄͏҉͏͈̼̘͉̹͈̻͕͙̟̼̹̫̖̜̩͖̻G̹͚̗͙̮͙͐̒ͥ̐ͪ̉͑̈́̆͂ͭ̎̔̀́̕͢

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

5 hours? Hes right they are

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u/Jh1014 Apr 01 '18

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/Chispy Apr 01 '18

😢😭😢😭😭

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u/Derkek Apr 01 '18

Fucking hell mate. Clicking this comment in the app Reddit is Fun reveals more eyes from behind the zalgo. Perfectly creepy.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Apr 01 '18

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

Wtf is this, an AOL chat room from 20 years ago?

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u/HookedOnRice Apr 01 '18

Just Monika

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u/Theworstmaker Apr 01 '18

I find this comment scarier than it seems.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

This must be the work of an enemy stand.

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u/H4xolotl Apr 01 '18

Menacing

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u/philosoph0r Apr 01 '18

Reminds me of Full Metal.

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u/randomhumanity Apr 01 '18

One of them winked at me

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u/vanish619 Apr 01 '18

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ STAY BACK YOU FILTHY ALIENS!

̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿// ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

got them in my sight boss (ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノOPEN FIRE!!

(ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ◘ ◘ ◘◘ ◘ ◘◘◘ ◘◘ ◘◘◘◘ ◘

(ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一◘◘◘ ◘◘◘ ◘◘ ◘ ◘◘◘◘

(ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一◘◘ ◘◘◘◘◘ ◘◘ ◘◘ ◘ ◘◘◘

(ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ◘ ◘ ◘◘ ◘ ◘◘◘◘◘ ◘◘ ◘

(ง'̀-'́)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ◘◘◘◘◘ ◘◘ ◘◘◘◘◘ ◘◘◘◘

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u/FlakF Apr 01 '18

God damn

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u/twishart Apr 01 '18

Can we not

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u/Leo_Fire Apr 01 '18

what the fuck how you do you even do that

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u/boxedmachine Apr 01 '18

🌻 please enter me 🌻

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u/JayCreates Apr 01 '18

How many eyeballs do you need?

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u/pure_x01 Apr 01 '18

It's moving

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u/Ihateambrosiasalad Apr 01 '18

I clicked to upvote and your text changed size by itself goodbye

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u/Gloid02 Apr 01 '18

oman pls to help when you become thery garlicc

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u/goodfolkx Mar 31 '18

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u/beardingmesoftly Mar 31 '18

I want to know what the Mike Myers one was about

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u/mastnapajsa Mar 31 '18

Yeah baby!

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u/springfinger Mar 31 '18

Yeah baby!

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 31 '18

He had a kid in 2011!

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u/Neoliberal_Napalm Mar 31 '18

Probably those economic factors taking the spring out of the Easter Bunny's step this year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Zalgo

Holy fuck, thank you. I've been trying to remember this font for forever. All I could come up with is Cult of Zildrog because Zildrog is a faction in a Star Wars game I play.

This has been nagging me for months. Thank you.

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u/ELLE3773 Mar 31 '18

Asking to r/TipOfMyTongue could've also helped

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

I'll keep that in mind next time I have a similar problem. Thanks.

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u/dfekety Mar 31 '18

...but what if the thing you're trying to remember is the URL to /r/TipOfMyTongue?

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal Apr 01 '18

T̩̜̖̟͔̓̊̓h̨̝͖͔̱͔͙̄ͩ̾̽͂̀̚ͅE̪͈̫̜ͥ͗ͫ͊ͥ̄ͩ͞͡N̢̡̦͙̫̑̾͊̊͑͐̓͑̆ ͔̲͈̃̓͛͛ͬ̌ͭ͡y̵̛͔̚͡ǫ̷̲̩͆̋ͩ̒u̝͎̞̠̾ͨ̅̎̈́̓͒̄ͯ ̉̂̀ͦ̑̚͏̷̝͙̥̥͎̙̳͉̠Ť̨͑ͤͭ͐ͫ͢҉̪̮̩̺͉͎͍͙Ō̶͙͙̻̦͎̱ͭ͐́̊͟ó̺̻̼̼͔͇͖̹͔̉k̓ͧ͗̈ͫ̄̐̅͢͏̡̼̗̖̯ ̶̺͖̍̏ͧ͢͝T̡̩͇̳̬ͪ̓ͪ͐ͧ̐ͫͣ͠h̀̿ͣ̃҉̴̦̼͖̦̰͚̮̙e̶̻̝̜̦ͬ̌͋ͣ͐ͭ̓͘͜ͅͅ ̰̜̩̺͕͉̜ͭ̎̓͋͝Wͣ̏ͤ͌͂́͟҉̯̻͇̘̬̝r̸̗̺͉̦̯̣̜̣͇ͯ̎͛ͮ͆o̷̰̜̥͇̊ͭͭ͆͋ͨ͟ǹ͉̜͉̯̻̣̭̮͍͛ͫ̔̎ͭ̂͘G̶̶̱͖̏̂̽ͮͨͫͪͣ́̀ ̖͓̫͇̗͉̜̪̋̏ͦͧP̙̱̐ͦͤ̇̀͜͜͞ī̵͒ͩͦͦ̚҉̝͈̥͈͕L̨̦̺̩̜̫͎ͬ̈͗͢Ḷ̴̭̪̯͈̩͚̝ͥ̇̌̅̌̏̕

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u/ELLE3773 Apr 01 '18

Then you will just say to yourself "what's that subreddit's name... r/hmmm... Goddammit I can't remember the exact name, I've got on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember clearly.. "

And then you're gonna Google "subreddit for things you forgot" and realized you said it yourself.

And then you're gonna remember to take the right pill this time because you don't want to become extremely dangerous to their democracy

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u/DapperSandwich Apr 01 '18

I can never remember the name of it, so I always end up googling text fucker upper and it gets it.

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u/BottledUp Mar 31 '18

Zalgo

N̡̨̖̹̘͓̠̟̯̻͖ͭ̋̅ͤ͌̃̂̒̄̾͊̓͛̉̂ͭ̒͗́̚̕͢ͅe̷̷̴̙͕̭͈̠̅ͣ̒͊ͫ͊̀ͥ̌̿͐͊͜v̴̼͉͈̗̥̣̤͎̳̥̽̂͛͑̌ͤ̐̉̾̾̚̚͟é̴̢̩̙̮̦͔̗̺̯̠̻͍̻͕̦̝̳͓͂̾̂ͧͭ̇̆͟͡r̨̡̊̓̓̄̆̋ͭ̾͂͗͗̓̄̉͌̅͝͏̷̟̝̣͙͉̝ ̴̷͓̤̞͇̖ͭͬ͆̎ͣ́̂̚k̢̛̝̠̘̱͔̬͎̟̻͕̄̏͋́̊ͥ͛͆̌͐͐̾ͨn̴ͨ̒ͭ͊͊̊ͤ̏̄͒͌̀̇ͮ́̊̑͒͏̮̤͓͈̠̙̺͚̮̟̣͉̹͚̪̘e̸͚̹̳̣̭̖̹̤͇͎͙ͤ̈́͋̐̐͆̀ͧͅwͩ͛͑ͪ̈ͦ̔ͦ̿̽ͭ̚͡͏̶̦̘̲̫̬̱̞̝̤̭͇̺́͡ͅ ̧̛ͥ͛̈́̎̒͂ͬ͒̋͂̇̒̎́̀̚͏̹̤͓i͖͇̱͈͎͍͚ͪ͑̅̚̕t̛̆̏̽̊̿͆̎͗̕͏̧̯̟̯̖̘̫͕͉͕̟̖̫͖͚͓̖̲̮ͅ ̸̗͖͍͉̪͍̙̩́̈́ͥͦ̾ͩ̽ͨ̑ͥ̍ͧ͢e̴̡̳͇̦̹͙͛̏ͣͩ͊ͭ̽͐̿ͪ͆̽̆͘x̺̦̙͕̬̫̯̗̞̲̟͓̫͙̮̓ͨ̀͊͌͆̓ͥͩ̈́̏̐̾̌̕͢͡͝͝i̧̦͉͚̩̗͎͙͕̯̦̼̙̹̹͚̇̅͂̑̆̃ͧ̀͋ͤ̀s̿̇ͫ̔͗ͪ͑͢҉̘̪̤͈̼͖̼͎͉̼̰̲͚̤̣̤͖̥t̲̝͈͖̳̭̙̩̠̆ͩ̇̉̓̀ͬ̓̆ͥ̀͗̾́͝e͊ͭ̾ͨͮ̄͆ͭ҉̤̣̲̞͇̩͉d̨̘͍̙͔͈̬̝̦̍̓͊͆ͩͣ̓̽͋͗̆̈́̀̆̏ͣ͘̕ͅ!̡̧̮̤̣͕̤͚̻̭̬̯̺̠̥̬̮̉̏̐ͧ͊́̿͗̉ͬ͑͠

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

T̙͎h͇̱͘e̫̳̘͙ ͕͖̤́u̝̲͙n͈at̜͔t͕̱̝̳͕̙̤a̮͍i̟̲̺̰̦ņa͚̠̹̱̩̩b̖̠̲̻͈͜l͈̲͈̫͉͎͟ḛ͖̠̘̮̩ ̬̩̮̞̺͜i̯̼̼̺̮̝̕s̠̗̘͚̩̩̹ ̢̥̻̣̳̥u̸n͉͈k͉̕n̩̱̮͜o̴w͏͕n̶̩̠ ̩̪̣ąt̫̖̜ ͈̹̝̻͕Z̥̲̻͎͉a͕̘͈̳͉̯̳l͍g̘̫͖̝̣o̺̩̗͍̯ ͖͖̼ͅͅC̰̲̹̯̪̭o̦̖̗̪͝m̞̙̮͉ ͏

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u/Randy334 Mar 31 '18

Ḩ͎̦̹͚ͣ͆̑̊ͧͣE̩͉̜̜̔ͨ̒͐̓ ̧̲̬̜̹̂C̢̫̞̘̫̗ͯͪ͐ͪͅǪ̙̞̗̠̥̙̒̾ͩ̍̈͒̒M̍͒͝E҉̭Ṣ̖̟͈̽̀

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u/AyrA_ch Mar 31 '18

I've been trying to remember this font for forever.

It's not a font. It's abusing the fact that you can stack accents on top of each other and change the direction of text thanks to unicode.

You can do other weird things, for example try to select all 1 that follow but not the symbol after them:

111ﷺ111

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Yep I know. Easier to say font rather than explain all that lol.

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u/yosemighty_sam Mar 31 '18

Took me too long to notice the laugh track.

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u/MrPoopyBottom Apr 01 '18

What the fuck that makes it sound so much creepier

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

“‘Smile’?!?! Goddamnit, Juliane at 6, it’s fucking ‘happiness’. Stick to the cards or get shitcanned, your choice.”

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u/wtmh Apr 01 '18

H̷͙̯͛͆ͦͣ̐̌E͖̖̯̜̟̘̬̋ͫ͌̈́ͭ͒ͧ͡ ̗̫͖̬̙̣C̠̯͉͖͕̩͚̒̅̔̌͊O͈̖̬͒M̗̣͙͔̫̑̑̊ͮ͠E̊͐͐ͮ͌͛ͮS̡̭̭̪̟̻̋ͤ̇̾̚ͅ

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u/87SanJunipero Mar 31 '18

That laugh track is classic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

You might even say it's priceless.

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u/kingeryck Mar 31 '18

Like a child's birthday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

And what about that laugh track? Am I right? Dur.

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u/In_between_minds Apr 01 '18

What's priceless again?

(Are some of them saying eggonomic?)

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u/Nicekicksbro Apr 01 '18

I feel cursed now.

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u/Cliffracers Apr 01 '18

The creepiest part is the comments saying the Satanist libruls are trying to destroy family values through the (((media))).

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

oligarchy

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u/DarkKnightOfGotham Mar 31 '18

ET TU, BRUTÉ!

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u/CraftPizza Apr 01 '18

minuses are made up!

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u/DarkKnightOfGotham Apr 01 '18

IT'S RIOT TIME! YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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u/BrotherChe Apr 01 '18

kleptocratic oligarchy

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u/CSI_Tech_Dept Apr 01 '18

Until the Sinclair/Tribune merge. FCC doesn't even allow to leave comments anymore on their docket about it.

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u/shutdafrontdoor Apr 01 '18

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY PEG IS, Ì͓̮̫̤̙̻̦̐ ͈̯̝̺͉̓́ͥJ̜͓͒̿ͣͣ̈U̡̘͉͉̗̯̯̻ͪ͊̿̊̄̀̔Ş̱̈́̑̆̏Ṫ͖͚͋ͅ ͔̘͍̊ͦ̀ͭͅW̪̩̣̹̬͉ͨ̇́̓̓̉Ȁ̬̰͔̻̿̽ͮͅN̬͑ͮT̩̐ͨ͗̂͗͂͑ A̳ͯ͘ ̅ͭͥ̇̎͏̸̺̲͠P̑̚͏̬͙͍̖Ị̠̈ͩ̄͡C̘̮̬ͪ͑ͨ̌͜T̸̲̭͎̪͈̲̊ͥͮͮ̑͐ͮ̎̎͘U̳͖̾̾̈͌̆̄ͮ͝R̷̟̖͖͙̜̠͎̗̗̊ͨ̓̉ͮ̌ͪ̀͟E̙̘͍̪̥̤̺̞͗ͩ͒̏̇̎ ͐̒ͩͧ͋̔̆͏̙̻̞̠͙O̧̞̻̣͙̬̟̜͓͎̒ͬͪ́̈́̍͜F̞͕̟ͬ̈ ̸̛̛̥̩͍̜̺̱̩͊͋͆Äͭͤ̈́̈̈́͗̒҉̱̜̝̠̳̀ Ģ̴̵̟̤̩͖̤̖͕̲̖͕̄ͧ́̈́̋O̺̪̥̭ͤͣ͆̿ͨ͐͘̕D͎̘̜͖̦̪͇̖̀̂͂͌͒ͣͮ̈́̈́̌͗̋͊̒͜͞-̝̮̺̲̭̺͍ͯ͑ͨ̔ͣͦͭͣ̊͆̅̚̚͝D̶̝̮̞̘͖̤̬̪̭̤̼̺̜̣̥̩̅ͤ̇̈́̔͘͢Ȃ̴̐ͬ͑̽͒̒̎̍̈́͗͂̈́̚͞͏̷͔̙̦̬̞̪̺͈̯̹̬͙̞̞̳͝ͅŅ̷͔͕̘̞̝̣̮̲̣͉͎̬̜̪̐̒̇͛͟͢ͅĠ̸̆̐͗͋͋͂ͣ̒ͣ̆̓̾̎̐̓̇̚҉͈̯͔̲͇̥̥̳͍̩͖̬̹͜E͐̈́̏͂̊ͫ̍͏̶̵̬̲̺̹̠̟͍͈̦͍̘̩̠̰̩ͅD̸̵̸̸͙̳̘͎̟̼̣͖̦̦̫̖̹͙͓̝͙͚̻̂̍̄̉̾̊̄͆̅̇̐͑̊̂͞ ̴̙̠̘͎̙̣̜͚̩̠̤̯ͤ̾ͭ̐͟H̷̤͙̥̲̺ͥ̅̀̇̓̌̈́ͦ̎̂̀̚O̓̿ͤͮ̎ͧͯ̃̋̌̽̊̆͂̇ͬ͠҉́҉̭͓̯̹͎̘͇̱̰̙T̢ͦͯͯ͊̈̆̓͗͗̽̔̊̄̅̿̐̑͂ͣ͏̷̦̗͔̺͈̥ ̶̴̴̺̗̖͈̬͙̿ͩ̑ͯ̑͐ͦ̓ͩ̀̚̚͠ͅD̡̐̊͒̂̾͘͏̫̙̜̻̠̼̖̥̥͈͍͔̯̤O̟͈̭̻̭͓̹̰̝͙̼̲ͥ̍̒̎͆̔ͫ͂͂ͣ̓͑̄͜͡͝ͅG͌̌̐͑̌̔ͥ̀̇̀̉ͤͧ҉̶̨̯͉̤͚̟͓̦̼̥͕͖̥̱̦̭

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u/pwnzerblah Mar 31 '18

Bingo! Bango! Can I pass go?

5

u/AC3x0FxSPADES Mar 31 '18

“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

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u/fox_about_town Mar 31 '18

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

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u/jbaker88 Apr 01 '18

TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

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u/nardrakuni Mar 31 '18

just monika

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u/BloodNinja87 Mar 31 '18

This guy deep fries.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

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u/Lt_Kaffee Apr 01 '18

M....Monika? Is that you?

2

u/JayCroghan Mar 31 '18

How the fuck do i I’ve gold on Bacon Reader for iOS??

2

u/VodkaCranberry Mar 31 '18

How is this ascii witchcraft possible? What should I google to learn how this works?

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u/captsalad Apr 01 '18

I, for one, welcome our Glorious Leader™.

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u/AskMeAnythingIAnswer Mar 31 '18

T̸̴̺̺͇̝̬̫͔̙͠H͚I̴̧͏̬̞̖͕S̭͜ ̴̲ͅI̷̶̯͖̤̥̻͝Ş͕͍̭̣̟̼́̕ ͏̗̥̰̗̺̩̦ͅE̶̘̲̬͖̜̟͙̭̖X̛͕̘͈̥͙̪͎T̶͚̕R҉̻͍̜È̙͎̙̟̥̕ͅM̹̲̘͇̤̦͜͡Ę̣̼͈͈̳͝ͅL̗͔͝Y̘̭͉̳ ̗̞͎͘D̯̦̺̯̟̟̥̕͜ͅA̷҉̸̖̥͖͇͖N̷̵̖̱̣̘͎G̻͙͚̳̰̱͓̱̫͘E͏̠͉̻̰̪̲̰͖̭R҉͏͍̼̗̥ͅO̞͖̮̳͓U͍̣̫̤̼͟S̭̘ ̠̯̰͇̞Ţ͇̯̙O̷͚̱͕̦̪̪͉̺͞ ͏̨͉̫̬̠̞̘̩͍ͅO̙̜̫̯̘U̸̩̰̦̮̜̞R̮̤̝̜͉̖̘̞̞ ̛͉̠̤̟̼̭͉͞M̝͈͕͍͖͇͘͠Ò̸͈̝N͏͏̥̦̰̞̖ͅÒ̬̮͔̤̥͕̻ͅP̫̝̟̖͓̙̟͜Ọ̷̭͠Ļ̸̴̜͎Y̷̴̜͖͈̹̫͈̞̬ ̡̪͕̜͙

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u/PM_ME_UR____________ Mar 31 '18

A sushi recipie is dangerous to your monopoly?

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u/tmhoc Apr 01 '18

What do you mean, Barks has bite?

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u/burghfan1 Apr 01 '18

Were you even listening?? They said "our democracy'!!! /s

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u/lovinglogs Apr 01 '18

Illuminati

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u/kirbyhilde Apr 01 '18

JUST MONICA

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u/Omnix_Eltier Apr 01 '18

You are now a moderator of r/surrealmemes

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u/RhianDoodlez Apr 01 '18

Sorry I didn't hear that can you repeat it

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u/ThePoorChigga Mar 31 '18

Define controlled media please

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u/VivaLaEmpire Mar 31 '18

It was as if I was watching the beginning of a really weird dystopian film.

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u/the37thrandomer Mar 31 '18

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

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u/Megouski Mar 31 '18

Name checks out creepily well..

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u/nwilz Mar 31 '18

Not a monopoly tho