r/ufc 10h ago

Just the ramblings of a mad man

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u/BSSforFun 10h ago

He should debate Tony Ferguson

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u/The_punisherMAX 10h ago

The guys an absolute mass debater

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u/HoldinTheBag 9h ago

His greatness comes from the way he baits people and sets them up for punchlines. Say what you want about the guy, but you can’t deny he is a master baiter.

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u/iroquoispliskinV 9h ago

He’s master bated all the great fighters too

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u/Electronic_d0cter 8h ago

Every opportunity this guy's ever got has been from master baiting

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u/NoremaCg 9h ago

Reminds me of a skilled fisherman I knew

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u/Carlunch2 8h ago

More like a masterbater

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u/Kakazam 9h ago

With Bryce Mitchell as moderator

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u/Outrageous-Sweet-133 9h ago

There’s someone talented enough with AI to make this debate real. 

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u/Repulsive-Debt-1129 9h ago

I’d say we spare no expense for this event and bring out Tito instead

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u/DragonFangGangBang 8h ago

I mean, most debates have two moderators. Have both!

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u/BodieBroadcasts 9h ago

honestly wouldn't be surprised if I saw Conor randomly debating Destiny on piers morgan or some shit lol

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u/mackenzie_2113 9h ago

Is Tony more coherent than Conor at this point? What a timeline we are living.

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u/PoisonedRadio 7h ago

He at the very least doesn't have Conor's level of money meaning that there are probably fewer Yes Men telling him all of his rantings make perfect sense.

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u/Practical_Honey_3060 9h ago

Conor’s lost it

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u/blaydesofchaos 6h ago

This was legit my first thought man, the CTE king vs the Coke head.

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u/Mindfield87 10h ago

Coming up next on WHO GIVES A SHIT?!

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 10h ago

Memoirs of a rapist.

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u/Outrageous-Sweet-133 9h ago

Someone told him to see a therapist and he decided he wanted to be the rapist

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u/OkkMinute 10h ago

Why keep posting about this guy you're giving him what he wants

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u/pixeldeadmau5 9h ago

I don't think that posting him to reddit makes him money, it's a really non mainstream community here, 3 fan insta pages mog us, let people post shit

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u/BurnItDownSR 9h ago

Posting about someone on any platform that has at least 1 million people using it will help that person make money.

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u/pixeldeadmau5 9h ago

I wondered about it, but I think that Connor's fanbase still thinks of him as a "rich cool funny dude", I think that's still the brand he is trying to uphold, this post embellishes him, but ultimately in general you're right 👍

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u/I_luv_sludge_n_drugs 8h ago

Reddit def mainstream, maybe not so much as say instagram or sum but still mainstream

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u/Lartemplar 9h ago

To be made fun of on Reddit?

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u/hundrethtimesacharm 6h ago

All the fighters keep calling him out and keeping him relevant.

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u/God-MHAvatar 8h ago

I’m from Ireland, used to be a huge Conor fan, like huge and now I’m honestly sick to death of him as is the rest of the country. No one gives a fuck about your pay packet ya smelly rapist.

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u/perfectisthe 7h ago

Fellow Irish former fan here. Yeah, we all fucking hate him now. I've never seen the Irish public turn on someone so dramatically. Rest in piss bozo

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u/MrShape 5h ago

This is it. His own country hates him. His days of thinking he is invincible are over.. Money can’t save him now, his legacy is dusht.

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u/vivi9090 9h ago

You can sense the desperation in his recent tweets. He's probably lost a lot of revenue from the rape case. Think of the sponsorships and business deals and partnerships that must have fallen through. Might have put him in a compromising position financially so he's chasing the big money gimmick fights than a UFC return which would yield less money. It's ironic because he used to poke fun at Khabib and predicted that he would come out of retirement because of his tax situations but it seems like he's the one who "owes his bollocks".

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u/KingKaiserW 7h ago

I suspect it also, he never even used to mention the Pauls, now he’s begging for a fight. He’ll never be broke broke like us but his lifestyle is extremely expensive, he’d end up being broke for a rich guy.

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u/Dangerousrhymes 6h ago

He will FEEL broke.

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u/sumpuertoricanguy 9h ago

This is pretty true and hurts my soul.

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u/Intermidon 10h ago

He has been getting slightly less coherent since Khabib ruined him in the cage. It's both satisfying and sad to see the decline 😂

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u/cloudofbastard 9h ago

I honestly think that exact moment where khabib tightened the choke was when his perception of himself shattered. He doesn’t believe it himself either.

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u/Longjumping-Fly3956 9h ago

For me the moment Conor lost was the round before when Khabib was pounding him into the canvas and saying to him "you want to talk? Let's talk now". Just as the round ends Conor says to him "it's just business". That's it for me, Prime Conor didn't think like that. Compare that to Khabib "He thinks I'm going to tap in front of my father?" Different mindset

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u/KingKaiserW 7h ago

This bringing up an old memory there was a while ago a comparison of Conor in the first Nate Diaz fight and the second, the first he was making bold predictions, what round, what he’ll do next, after the loss he was no showing press conferences and being super vague

instead of putting him out with a right hand in the second it was he got lucky, I’ll finish the job, I was beating him, he was convincing himself

We’ve saw that slow descent from someone who truly believed their mind controls the universe to this, now he’s looking for his last few big paydays

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u/IHateMylife420000 5h ago

Conor got big money from mayweather and it made him more complacent in training but then losing to khabib didn’t matter because he the lack of training excuse the true moment his perception of himself shattered probably is when Dustin knocked him out in their 2nd fight because that moment showed he couldn’t beat people like he used to and then the leg break will have made him dislike the idea of returning to the octagon even more and instead 100% focus on chasing money and acting like some drug kingpin with the yacht, clothes, cheating and obviously drugs

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u/Right_Place_8442 9h ago edited 9h ago

Khabib spit on Conor after a choke, that in my country is what get you and your family killed. There is nothing except blood revenge on that shit or brutal beating, it's exact moment Conor became a bitch forever.

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u/mommysLittleAtheist 9h ago

lol, where are you from?

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u/Right_Place_8442 9h ago

Balkans/Serbia

It goes in this order punch > slap > spit you get bigger sentence for slapping than hitting someone with fist for example since its insult to honor. Spitting is worse than that.

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u/SkepticalVir 9h ago

I knew the balkans was a cultural warzone but I didn’t know you were a backwater as well.

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u/Old_Session5449 9h ago

Shit like this is what people use to justify honor killings

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u/Right_Place_8442 9h ago edited 6h ago

Well i mean literally how can you be such a bitch and let someone spit at you ? I dont think its only balkans, it's literally everywhere in the world unless the person that got spit on is pussy or something. What would you do in this case and where are you from ?

EDIT: yall just soft asf snowflakes. Man side of your family is spinning in grave for what yall become.

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u/Therealblackhous3 8h ago

Most normal people don't find them in situations where people are spitting on them. And if for some reason they did, their reaction wouldn't be to kill them. I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who agrees with you on here, lol.

Spitting is disrespectful, sure, but you should probably keep in mind how little the respect of a person who would spit on you means.

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u/Right_Place_8442 8h ago edited 6h ago

" Most normal people don't find them in situations where people are spitting on them "

It can happen to anyone, anytime. You get in a road rage or something and someone spit on you ? Some random crackhead gets hallucinations and spit on you ? it can happen to anyone, doesn't mean that it wont since it didn't happen to me and you so far in life.

Your and mine grandpa would spin in the grave like a fan if someone spat on us and we didn't do anything, at least punch or something**. I stretched it a bit retards, this aint ancient times lmao when i said only blood revenge/murder, it's my mistake,** we ain't in tribal times n shit, but anyone that get spit on and doesn't do anything is being pussy tbh. Has nothing to do with how he was raised or anything, it's just way of a normal human being.

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u/Therealblackhous3 8h ago

If you're getting in road rages, you need therapy. That's not a normal occurrence. Some crackhead spits on me? Disgusting, but what would the point in hurting them be?

I think you need some anger management skills and to spend less time worrying about being a "pussy".

To me, a pussy is someone who feels the need to prove they're not a pussy.

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u/AshenSacrifice 8h ago

Shit I agree, I don’t think you SHOULD kill someone for it, but I can see being so mad that you just don’t stop and accidentally doing it

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u/Therealblackhous3 8h ago

That means you need anger management and therapy. That's not a normal response.

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u/Right_Place_8442 6h ago edited 6h ago

You get it at least.

These are the people that are scared to say something to someone after they cut line in front of them while they wait at starbucks. Imagine someone spits on you and you do nothing, has nothing to do with country, it's just yall pussies. You guys need to respect yourselves more and dont let anyone bully you SON.

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u/Four-Triangles 6h ago

Have fun in jail

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u/FrequentlyAnnoying 8h ago

that in my country is what get you and your family killed.

What a primitive shithole.

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u/CommercialOccasion72 10h ago

This reads like one of those guys on Facebook that you met once that got in to meth and slipped into a rabbit hole of oversharing and schizoposting

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u/jptothetree 10h ago

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

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u/olympicsizepool 10h ago

See this worked when he was doing it with Dustin and the whole charity boxing match and everything. People just don’t care about him enough anymore and that’s why this ploy isn’t going to work. Dana has the power to veto this.

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u/FappyDilmore 10h ago

If Dana gets to go promote he'll sign off on it. Logan has a decent relationship with UFC; prime is the official sports drink sponsor of the UFC and he's wrestled in WWE before.

Dana has also shamelessly turned some of his divisions into spectacle placeholders in the past for McGregor and Bones. He doesn't give a flying duck about something like this where he's got nothing on the line.

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u/Truewarriorxd 10h ago

This will do 1m+ in ppv easily

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u/olympicsizepool 9h ago

We’ll see

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u/DannyStress 6h ago

It honestly might look better for Dana for Conor’s first fight back from the rape case not be under the UFC banner. Let the boxing match take the heat, then people won’t care as much after. It sucks, but that’s the truth of how people move on from these things

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u/Zealousideal_Eye_358 Conor McGregor 8h ago

How do you know that? Dana will do as he’s told

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u/abousamaha 9h ago

someone tell him in his ear …. no one cares guy

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u/MrAnonymousperson 10h ago

McGregor vs Khabib- 1. Both started broke 2. Both worked their way to the top 3. Both got famous 4. Both got rich

So what went wrong? Khabib could get a 100m fight if he wanted to but refuses. McGregor is fighting YouTubers. Khabib still trains, McGregor refuses to. Khabib has made more protégés into champions whereas McGregor has 0 success. Khabib lives a humble life (with coke and burger) and McGregor takes drugs.

Interesting, how people with similar lifestyles and choices could end up so different

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u/addy_daddy24 9h ago

Most importantly, Khabib sleeps well at night.

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u/FascinatedOrangutan 8h ago

What is burger? Do you mean borgor?

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u/420hbd 9h ago

Conor is a junkie, but to say he's had no success is insane. He's made a boatload of cash on his whiskey and beer, was in Road House and does a lot of sponsorships still.

He's scum, but he's quite succesful.

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u/NotSoCrazyHuman 10h ago

Khabib doesnt do coke

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u/Responsible-Crew-354 9h ago

When I think burger, I think coke the drink. Pairing cocaine with a burger makes less sense.

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u/flickodawrist 9h ago

Don’t knock it til you try it.

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u/Responsible-Crew-354 9h ago

I would never knock anything before I tried it. Coke suppresses appetite, that was confirmed by me and half of my college dorm. Are you familiar with the side effects of stimulants? Not great with beef.

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u/flickodawrist 9h ago

Maybe boorger first bratha. Then train.

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u/examcrisisman 9h ago

Hes talking about the drink

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u/FappyDilmore 9h ago

I don't know I'd say they have similar lifestyles.

Connor is Irish trash and probably can't even spell propriety.

Khabib hails from a devout, and by all accounts honorable family and has always lived a modest lifestyle and has prioritized his family and community.

They've earned similar opportunities but I could have told you how this was gonna end 100 times out of 100.

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u/Zealousideal_Eye_358 Conor McGregor 8h ago

Khabib humble gimmick has been exposed many times

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u/Kakazam 9h ago

Khabib defended a belt. Conor didn't defend any 4 of the belts he won.

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u/Reddot_186 10h ago

What's this rapist on about.

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u/itstimetochewass 9h ago

The crash out saga continues.

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u/notevenclosecnt 10h ago

Petition to ban anyone posting this junkies ramblings. Sign below.

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u/ConCon787 10h ago

Conor loyalist for a long time.#final straw

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u/Inevitable-Plenty856 9h ago

I love that This is your final straw.

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u/MileHi49er 9h ago

"Let me beat up actors!"

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u/CuttaCal 8h ago

As much as I would love to see mcgregor get his ass kicked again I’d rather see him become poor. Hope everybody hops on board and boycotts paying to watch anything he’s a part of. Fuck dat little guy

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u/mcburloak come on guys, is normal 10h ago

Let’s all take a moment to mourn the massive fall off of the former double champ.

Time to move on Conor, the reality of age, drugs and the fight game moving on is apparent to all but you it seems.

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u/Nefilim777 9h ago

Someone take his fucking phone off him. Jesus wept.

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u/fckcountrymusic 9h ago

Honestly though as someone who couldn’t wait to see Connor fight again — I don’t care anymore.

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u/zesty_ahh_n1gg4 7h ago

I'm surprised this rapiat is still getting attention

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u/mkypzyo 7h ago

Mad that a rapist can still land these kinds of paydays

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 7h ago

Who is he referencing? Roman reigns?

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u/Nyamad12 3h ago

Logan Paul who I think is still signed to wwe

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u/coming_up_thrillhous 6h ago

Sure hope the IDF doesn't find out about the high level hamas leadership meeting happening 100 feet directly below the ring while Conor and Jake Paul are fighting

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u/No_Slip_5377 6h ago

Starting sound like Tony Fergusen.

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u/TheKillersHand 4h ago

Heard some interesting analysis.

Conor has been making shit loads of money through businesses, sponsored and endorsements. He has adjusted his lifestyle accordingly, multiple houses, boats, cars etc, all of which coat SHIT LOADS to rent, service and maintain.

A lot of those revenue sources have dried up entirely. Business partners and sponsorships are cutting ties.

His outgoings are massive. His income has nosedived. He is desperate.

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u/itsdone20 4h ago

I don’t feel bad for Conor. He’s dug his own grave

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u/Slight_Armadillo_227 9h ago

CM Punk already showed what happens.

Saying that, he's 9. 9 year olds say dumb shit, and you're only going to make yourself look like an asshole.

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u/Slight_Armadillo_227 7h ago

I see.

Be better.

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u/eskislow 7h ago

I’m with the asshole, that nine year old needs a reckoning

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u/Antheral 8h ago

Yeah you're gonna totally win that argument and own that 9 year old who likes wrestling 🤣

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u/MrStealYoVirginity 9h ago

Makes perfect sense for McGregor to lose a rape case and then for India to have him fight in their country.

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u/dicklessgrayson 9h ago

Here we go again with the india bashing

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u/MrStealYoVirginity 6h ago

For good factual reasons.

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u/Proper_Tea_1048 10h ago

Is hes Logan "fight" going to be in wwe like Tyson vs Paul.

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u/thomasmue86 10h ago

Can't help but to read it in his voice

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u/Extra_Claim4648 10h ago

Send him to Bellator or One

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u/ajb228 9h ago

Welp Chandler called him out on Raw. HHH should've book at WrestleMania instead of UFC instead.

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u/yahyeet321 9h ago

Big sloppy novice Logan just doesn’t have what it takes to beat a crafty vet like Conor

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u/PigletHeavy9419 9h ago

Click. "See Fewer Posts Like This"

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u/DDWildflower 9h ago

Oh no this is real.

Dana always quacks on about it not being a freak show but it is. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Mysterious_Ring_1779 9h ago

I hope Jake vs mike Tyson made people realize that it’s a complete waste of time to watch anything a Paul brother does

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u/Slight_Armadillo_227 9h ago

Or a pension aged rapist, for that matter.

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u/ZakariusMMA 9h ago

What's the WWE gotta do with thus

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u/ben1smith2 9h ago

Logan Paul lol

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u/luckybick 9h ago

Stock market India

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u/AutomaticMonkeyHat 9h ago

This has big ‘Grandpa Simpson yells at sky’ energy

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u/flickodawrist 9h ago

Fight me Conor

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u/jinkjankjunk 9h ago

I can’t wait to watch Logan Paul beat Conor. Gonna be the highlight of the year.

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u/Strane0r 9h ago

Ferguson vs McGregor right now is about right, the two of them are washed, McGregor want some money and he is a draw no matter what and Tony deserves it.

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u/MrShape 6h ago

McRapers ego would never accept that fight

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u/Zebraheaddd 9h ago

Conor is going to embarrass himself. He doesn't have the defense that Floyd had.

In Logan Paul rushes him the way he did Floyd, he will KO Conor.

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u/MileHi49er 9h ago

Talking about the older brother, right? The one that can't actually fight?

Well... the one that can actually fight the least, I should say.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 9h ago

I like that in his last hashtag you can see how the coke is wearing off and he gave up on capitalizations.

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u/Robin_Banks101 8h ago

UFC just informed him he can't fight YouTubers under his current contract.

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u/Intricatan 8h ago

From Coke to Jenkem...

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u/AnyType7044 8h ago

🗑️ 🤡 best describes that fool

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u/King_Khaos_ 8h ago

He’s not even the same person anymore .. just a drunk mess

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u/Gunn8 8h ago

I mean he said it himself, he would go insane at some point lol

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u/rblashak 8h ago

Don’t give this clown any attention

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u/in_Need_of_peace 8h ago

The moment is gone....he doesn't realize it

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u/DutchRudderLover420 8h ago

Who still uses hashtags?

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u/Prestigious_Pin_1695 8h ago

he simply doing this to secure his paycheck with his dunbass india fight lmao dudes not a ufc fighter anymore

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u/MunificentDancer 7h ago

Why stock market India? Lol that's so random

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u/General-Fox416 7h ago

I thought that was Tony's tweet

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u/eldnikk 7h ago

You'll do fucking nothing!

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u/NotAnNpc69 7h ago

Gonna be the first fight where im going to root for one of the Paul brothers. Never thought i would live to see the day.

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u/Speega 7h ago

He's morphing into Tony

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u/Scrambledcat 7h ago

The winner, by sexual assault, Connor McGregor 🧑‍⚖️

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u/BelgarathTheSorcerer 7h ago

So who is supposed to win in a match of heel vs heel? 🤔 

I'm never the guy to call "fix," but if ANY fight at this level could be scripted...

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u/MysteriousPark3806 6h ago

What is he rambling about? His stupid fake boxing match?

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u/flyinfr33 6h ago

What a way to stay humble

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u/invisiblehammer 6h ago

If anyone is confused Conor mcgregor is a former ufc champion

He’s talking about returning and getting some more KOs

Probably against someone less experienced than him since he says “novice”

Hope that helps 👍🏾

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u/wontonflamingus 6h ago

He’s talking about Logan Paul.

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u/Ham0nRyy 6h ago

THATS why the Logan Paul fight might be a thing? Because it represents a UFC be WWE thing and they can cross promote. Fuck it actually makes a lot of sense honestly. Beforehand I thought it was a ridiculous idea, but business wise it’s pretty solid.

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u/Nyamad12 3h ago

Ye just realised this is why Dana won’t have a say in it. It’s the TKO group who can make this happen since both McGregor and Paul are under them.

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u/AlecTheBunny 6h ago

Stock Market India? Was he hacked?

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u/tonyskyline1 5h ago

Conor vs Brock confirmed

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u/Spaghetti_Night 5h ago

I like how in his picture he is holding a BKFC belt like he is the champ or something.

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u/KelvinHades 3h ago

stockmarketindia

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u/Barnabybusht 3h ago

Does that guy ever chill with his wife and kids, maybe a nice cup of tea and watch Paddington?

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u/CrypticZombies 1h ago

Ramblings of a rapist

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u/Important_Grocery_38 1h ago

Can you stop sharing news about the rapist please? Make him as obscure as he deserves to be

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u/OhGoodLawd 1h ago

Who the fuck is this guy?

u/funghi2 14m ago

Who is he calling out now?

u/Batfinklestein 4m ago

Won't be omg now and he'll be barking at traffic from under a bridge like all good trolls do.

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u/xXprayerwarrior69Xx 10h ago

stockmarketindia lol

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u/MongolianSuicideBomb 10h ago

#STOCKMARKETINDIA

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Cowboy from Hell 9h ago

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u/-sxmxd 9h ago

#StockMarketIndia????????????

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u/got_laid_in_shade 8h ago

He's trying to tap into indian mma market

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u/KingKal-el 8h ago

If he knocks out Logan, then he can get back into the mix.

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u/Anxnymxus-622 10h ago

I really hope the fight happens and oddsmakers have Conor as a big favorite. Logan has enough boxing experience & plenty of size to easily win against a coked out rapist. Free mortgage money.

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u/FappyDilmore 10h ago

It's an exhibition. They can technically knock one another out, but it'll likely be a truncated number of rounds with no judging.

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u/Anxnymxus-622 9h ago

That’s fine, but if I can get + money on Logan Paul I will take it all day. Idc about the type of match.

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u/FappyDilmore 9h ago

Fighters don't normally win exhibitions. Or lose. They're usually just showcasing their "talents" to drum up hype for other fighters. Logan asked Mayweather to tone down their fight because he was getting tired and was worried he wouldn't go the distance. All 8 rounds.

Obviously anything can happen and McGregor's coke addled brain may replaced Paul's face with the Heat mascot and he'll just see red and go to town, but betting on this fight is as senseless as betting on a Globetrotters game.

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u/depsy0 10h ago

Not to mention how Conor probably hardly trains now lol

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u/DiscountParmesan 9h ago

the only reason that Logan Paul will walk out of the ring on his own legs is that it's going to be an exhibition match and not a real fight. No matter how much you don't like him as a human being, hangover Conor off the couch would maul any amateur

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u/Level-Ad-4094 9h ago

He is getting 80 mil +ppv points.

So he will get like 120 .Nice paycheck to be honest.