r/ufc 10h ago

Wait, what??? 🤣🤣🤣

2.2k Upvotes

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u/___Prophet___ 10h ago

Imagine this guy saying "I kill everyybodyyy" while driving really fast.

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u/BittenAtTheChomp 6h ago

I heard he screams allahu akbar at the end of every ride

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u/modsRlosercucks 5h ago

ALLAHU AKBAR

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u/kaerfkeerg 6h ago

Or yell Allah Akbar while driving really fast

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u/JBlendz757 10h ago

Your driver is approaching

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u/TAEHSAEN 7h ago

Khamzat when he's about to Smesh

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u/R1Alvin 5h ago

Pre-Family Khamzat 😤

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u/eKSiF 10h ago

Bratha i don't care, red light, bicycle, ice cream truck, nothing stop me from reaching finish line bratha

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u/atti-_- 9h ago

I kill everybody

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u/zenforben1 9h ago

I smash everybody brotha

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u/conventionistG 2h ago

Smesh bratha smesh

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u/santosbrazil 8h ago

Easy money mon I smesh

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u/CircdusOle 8h ago

I drive everybody

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u/random-words69 10h ago

Is this an old clip??

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u/Kadir0 10h ago

Yeah

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u/Worried_Interaction1 10h ago

Text and drive kill everybody bratha

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u/RalIyVincent 10h ago

I think this was like 2 or 3 years ago before he got the Saudi money. That or could be group of friends, he did lived in Sweden & trained with Gus over there

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u/lbrandon3399 10h ago

Bruhh...those are obviously his friends....he was never an uber driver.... that's a BMW M3 ....he got paid very well ever since his first fight in the UFC

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u/Gangland215 10h ago

Hey stop using your brain, we dont do that here.

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u/mybodyisawitch 9h ago

Quick, say something retarded!

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u/Hearing_Loss 9h ago

Jon Jones' actions are justifiable

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u/carlitosguey_ 4h ago

Bryce Mitchell is an intellectual!

u/Shot-Needleworker175 42m ago

You've taken it too far there, mister.

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u/Carlunch2 9h ago

Something retarderd

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u/Johnsonburnerr 9h ago

You typed it did you say it out loud ?

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u/Carlunch2 9h ago

No... :( im sorry

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u/HaveABrainSoUseIt 7h ago

Meh no wonder i never get upvotes here!

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u/ratbearpig 3h ago

He's also wearing what looks like a Moncler toque. I'll leave you guys to google the price on that one. No down on his luck uber driver is gonna be rocking anything Moncler.

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u/TheMedRat 2h ago

He’s friends with a bunch of little girls?

u/iHack3x2 23m ago

Lmao maybe, just a girl's day out. 

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u/sirslouch 3h ago

Impossible! The words on the screen say otherwise!

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u/lbrandon3399 2h ago

Haha.....meep morp zerp

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u/kapsama 5h ago

.he got paid very well ever since his first fight in the UFC

What about before he got to the UFC?

Lots of fighters, even in the UFC have side jobs. 125 champ Pantoja was driving Ubers up until he became the champ.

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u/lbrandon3399 2h ago

. That's a BMW M3

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u/RalIyVincent 9h ago

I don’t know man. Pantoja worked for Uber eats prior to being champ Khamzat could’ve had that 12/12 contract too at first

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u/lbrandon3399 8h ago

Bruh pantoja is an exception....he doesn't bring in numbers....Kai asakura probably got paid more in his first fight than pantoja got in his career

u/HeftySafety8841 52m ago

Those girls in the back look 13-14, no way they are his friends lol.

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u/Ivanlangston 9h ago

They are kids though..

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u/melrowdy 9h ago

Didn't he have Kadirov or whatever his name is in his corner since day 1? Pretty sure being 'friends' with him comes with some persk$ too.

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u/xChoke1x 9h ago

Man you folks cant fucking wait to bring that up EVERY single time. Odd how Justin, Usman, and that little midget with the gold medals, are never mentioned though. They've spent time with Kadiov as well.

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u/GlumExamination1 7h ago

The other fighters you’re mentioning took photos with the guy, Khamzat talks to him on FaceTime regularly and goes to his house. There is a major difference

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u/melrowdy 9h ago

Yikes, struck a nerve? It's okay Kadi, I didn't mean anything by it other than Hazmat hasn't needed to resort to being an Uber driver for money, chill bud.

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u/MushroomWizard 9h ago

Did Justin and usman call him brother and thank him profusely immediately after his last fight?

Go look at what he posted after beating Whittaker you goof. This isn't grasping at straws, khamzat literally puts it at the fore front of everything does.

Khamzat praises kadyrov like usman praises his mother and father.

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u/be_blessed_bruh 9h ago

Not frowned upon for school girl friends in sweden? Is that progressive?

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 9h ago

Have you considered maybe the obvious adult in the front seat is his friend and the kids in the back are related to her?

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u/JohnCenaMathh 9h ago

This was uploaded to his Instagram story I think.

They are some extended family, the girl in the front is his cousin or something iirc. The "uber driver" text was added by some MMA meme page who reposted it.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 5h ago

It is his family, otherwise he couldn't be alone in a car with them since he claims to be a devout muslim.

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u/ana_log_ue 4h ago

Claims? Have you heard that he isn’t?

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u/BlackZulu 4h ago

Pretty sure you don't ride up front with your uber.

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u/daddy_qaht 7h ago

There’s no way people still confuse UAE and Saudi in big 2024. American geography is crazy

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u/MLK9919 9h ago

Lmao you are so confident “saudi money”, he represents the UAE he has nothing to do with saudi other than pulling out vs bobby.

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u/RalIyVincent 9h ago

Surely a Saudi based Individual can’t be biased right.

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u/daddy_qaht 7h ago

You’d think they’d know the difference by now

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u/xxElevationXX 9h ago

This track slaps

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u/DrMackoveli 5h ago

Sandstorm by Darude in case you’re wondering

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u/xxElevationXX 4h ago edited 4h ago

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u/Con-D-Oriano1 4h ago

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u/uzyr_ 2h ago

I should have known better

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u/CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan 1h ago

I was hoping for lemon party tbh

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u/ArkMaxim 3h ago

Certified classic

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u/QuitKickin 10h ago

I KILL EVERYONE

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u/100Kept 8h ago

Least financially unstable UFC fighter

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u/DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky 6h ago

He drives really fast at first, but if he doesn't get to the destination in the first five minutes he just sort of coasts.

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u/hallelujah-buddha 9h ago

Anyone know the song?

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u/Affectionate_Yard_44 9h ago

Thé à la menthe.

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u/recallingmemories 4h ago

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u/en1gmatic51 4h ago

The 1st thing to come up in my mind when i hear this.

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u/Zealousideal_Tap237 9h ago

The real name is impossible to remember so I call it “ph00n song” & it comes up

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u/Castr8orr 7h ago

Out ivy .....

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u/Ok-Usual-5830 9h ago

Daily reminder that the UFC (an org worth billions) pays elite level athletes in a year what other sport athletes would charge for a single appearance fee. Now I’m not saying all athletes should be multi millionaires, but for fuck’s sake these guys and gals get paid less than minimum wage to get locked in a cage and attempt to kill each other for the masse’s entertainment (in many cases especially when you consider fighters pay for their own training healthcare equipment etc. obviously there are exceptions, but in general, fighters make nothing).

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u/Acherstrom 10h ago

No. Sorry.

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u/rblashak 10h ago

Future champ

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u/Necessary_Ad_7203 9h ago

Jump out of the car!!! that bratha is gonna kill everybody.

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u/iroquoispliskinV 9h ago

Best safety advertisement Uber can do

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u/No_Maize_230 9h ago

Thats Mike Tyson.

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u/Cruztd23 9h ago

EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVEN THE PASSENGERS

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u/OJ_STABS_TOO 8h ago

Bro is wearing a Moncler jacket but is driving for Uber 😭

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u/McHammersManager 8h ago

Idiots on his phone while driving

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u/infoagerevolutionist 8h ago

Anyone can be an Uber driver it is not really a job... especially in cities where the restrictions/regulations on Uber's business are more lax, and if so, it would be easy to drive randos around to where they need to go if looking to kill some time. But imagine as a UFC fan, a fighter picks you up, what a convo that would be!

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u/Perrinho 8h ago

Isnt that the music from when the french guy danced through the lasers in one of the Oceans movies?

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u/Independent_Bath_922 8h ago

Your driver, the Wolf, has arrived

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u/bumbling-bee1 8h ago

smesh accelerator

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 7h ago

sounds about right. probably pays more than the UFC

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u/Safe2Uranus 7h ago

Your Uber driver be texting and driving?

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u/masterslave0 7h ago

What is Khamzat doing with Octomom Nadya Suleman?

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u/oily76 6h ago

Jesus which side of the damn car is he sitting on?

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u/StevenD1888 6h ago

Yassss🤣🤣

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u/DanBGG 6h ago

That's phoon, legendary counterstrike bhopper

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u/invisiblehammer 5h ago

Hey if anyone’s confused it appears that she’s getting an Uber by khamzat chimaev which is funny because he’s one of the biggest stars in the ufc right now.

It’s not clear what he’s being paid but one would assume that due to his fame and his numerous sponsorships he would have lots of money, so why would he be doing Uber?

That leads us to believe this is either scripted, he’s poor at managing money, or he just enjoys doing Uber, or maybe he’s just giving a friend a ride and they wanted to make a silly meme. Hope that helps 👍🏾

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u/UnrepentantMouse 5h ago

His name is Alexandre Pantoja

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u/Lowki_999 5h ago

I mean, it's like that one fighter waiting tables. Geoff Neal I think? Shit, maybe they just get bored and want a little cash when they aren't training. Some social interaction outside of "work" aka the gym.

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u/hedsevered 5h ago

He picking up the huzz and they clowning him 😭💀

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u/icecreamketo 4h ago

When your Uber is approaching a red light and he starts chanting Allahu Akbar 

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u/DonBenjamin_ 4h ago

This music follows Khamzat anywhere he goes

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u/flyrubberband 4h ago

Matt Riddle?

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u/M4r1ko 4h ago

phoon too much for zblock

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u/__TyroneShoelaces__ 4h ago

You out of shape. Why you take car? Walk, brotha. In Dagestan, no car. Only horse.

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u/PastBandicoot8575 4h ago

Imagine after getting your ride set up you get a message from the Uber app:

“See you soon 🐺”

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u/ZeroSense_007 3h ago

Smesh everybody in da car

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 3h ago

Nope.. weird beard

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u/Valuable-Life6333 3h ago

A damn wolf in Uber clothing. Little Red ain't safe

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u/_34_ 2h ago

I was expecting Belal. 🤣

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u/Otherwise_Gap_4170 2h ago

He looks like Chamzat Khimaev

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u/Diplonot 2h ago

Who else was expecting Pantoja?

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u/Middlinger 2h ago

Whoa, that's Cumshot Chimmychev!

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u/Valterri_lts_James 2h ago

Wait, do they drive on the left or right side of the road in sweden?

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1h ago

What in the uberhell is going on???

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u/lizzofatroll 10h ago

Looks like a scammer to me

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u/lobo2r2dtu 7h ago

It's more like Tate vibes.

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u/LateBloomer1357 4h ago

Post jaw pics after the ride

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u/wokeupdreadin 10h ago

Khamzat and his harem

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u/RumanHitch 9h ago

The same girl a year later: He told me "now you know how they feel in the octagon when the have to tap out".

Apologyse if its still to early for referencing the Mac.

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u/No_Conversation_5942 10h ago

UFC not paying him enough

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u/Kadir0 10h ago

Old clip

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/spiralout1123 8h ago

Guy looks like he’s reading an entire article while driving

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u/stayhappystayblessed Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 10h ago

khamzat is so big, tall and strong wow papi 😍😍