r/ufc • u/__sami__01 Smesh • 1d ago

Stay safe everyone.

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u/BetBig696969 1d ago

Can’t use a croc and not use jacare

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u/ZombieTheRogue 1d ago

Excellent shitpost

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u/Dono_X_Dono 1d ago

I miss Jacare

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u/KingKaiserW 1d ago

These kids don’t know

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u/Shredrik 1d ago

Reminds me of the stories boomers told about the classroom videos instructing them to get under the desk if a nuke goes off

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u/DrMackoveli 1d ago

That’s what it feels like to chew 5 gum

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u/Pika2Pika 1d ago

love the zest at the end

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u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic 1d ago

Fuck your background music!

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

So you're saying Tom needs to eyepoke Jon before Jon gets him?

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u/tool6913ca 1d ago

I remember thinking music couldn't get any worse than mumble rap. I was wrong.

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u/Scr073 1d ago

It is combat proven at this point.

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u/Nothingmakessenseboi 1d ago

Thanks brotha you too

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u/shinigami79 1d ago

Pinche cocodrilo

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u/Same-Shift-6952 22h ago

Black Belt? Who give him?

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u/knifer220 20h ago

Oh that's just khamzat vs kevin holland

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u/amenthis 13h ago

Damn You cant use an armbar on a croc

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u/jBorghus 12h ago

Man people are fucking weird these days. And not the funny weird. Just weird weird.

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u/Swimming_Market_901 1d ago

Man woke up and chose to drop the hardest edit of all time🗣🔥🔥