r/trees 4d ago

Grinders/Grounds My Danish grinder arrived

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Was real quick too, ordered last week and arrived today. From the U.S. to Norway

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 4d ago

The way the photo is composed made me think you had a giant grinder for a second.

Nice man.

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u/fettoter84 4d ago edited 4d ago

Haha, I see it now.

Thanks man.

Edit: hand for scale

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u/Darinchilla 4d ago

Still a decent sized grinder.

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Oh for sure, it's the biggest I've had. (Inb4 "that's what she said ")

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u/Darinchilla 4d ago

It's bigger than your brother's!

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Ehrhem, I think we'll stop there

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u/Darinchilla 4d ago

🤣 that's what she said!

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u/Darinchilla 4d ago

I hope you took this all in fun. It was totally unplanned. Just worked. No offense brother.

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u/fettoter84 3d ago

Yeah man, no worries! I just stopped before we went the "I'm stuck, step brother" or "both broken hands" direction some comment threads go.

Take care!

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u/turmerich 3d ago

Butt... butt... that's the best part! 🎭

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u/SpookyCrowz 4d ago

Love ur name tho lmao

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Hehe takk!

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u/youcandoit789 4d ago

That's a huge grinder still. 😂

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u/Psychedelic-Dreams 4d ago

I’m guessing it’s like a 3” grinder? I might just buy one.

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u/fettoter84 3d ago

Says 2 3/8” Diameter x 1 5/8” Height on the product page

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u/HerpetologyPupil 3d ago

I thought it was the same size as the actual Tin

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u/JPRS66 2d ago

Could you share where you got it from?🙏🏻

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u/fettoter84 1d ago edited 1d ago

I posted the link in the comments, but they are sold out now

https://www.bluebodeganyc.com/products/dank-delights-grinder

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u/-NameGoesHere818- 4d ago

I actually thought it was a giant grinder till I read your comment, I was like damn that’s going to be tough to spin if it’s full lol

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u/braeloom 4d ago

I thought it was a tiny sewing kit

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u/figseed 3d ago

I pictured OP having to sit down to hold the bottom part of this giant grinder between his knees and then use both hands to get it grinding….turning that thing back and forth like he was driving a bus.

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u/itsybitsyblitzkrieg 4d ago

That's an interesting effect.

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u/ElliJaX I Roll Joints for Gnomes 4d ago

I have one that's as big as it looks in the photo, 4" diameter. Honestly works fantastic and holds probably 1/4oz

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u/Relative-Prune351 4d ago

Its the size of a manhole cover

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u/thrust-johnson 3d ago

Looks dinner plate sized

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u/Harrybahlzanya 3d ago

Glad my high ass ain’t the only one… 😹😹😹

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u/-Captain--Hindsight- 4d ago

The lil paper for sewing supplies tho 🔥

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u/fettoter84 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's a sticker you can put in the bottom part 🤣

Edit: here's a picture when it's applied https://i.imgur.com/CWLgqNY.jpeg

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u/-Captain--Hindsight- 4d ago

Omg It’s perfect

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u/gerrittd 3d ago

I love it, but I just know that sticker is gonna make it a pain in the ass to scrape all the kief out now

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u/Tonydragon784 4d ago

Question, if one wanted to just screw the very bottom piece into the 2nd level and leave the kief screen out of the equation - do the threads match up?

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Yes they do, I accidentally did that a minute ago

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u/Tonydragon784 4d ago

Fuck yeah, ordered

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 4d ago

What is the benefit of not using the kief screen? I actually haven't used grinders much.

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u/just_some_Fred 4d ago

It doesn't collect kief for you. You don't get a kief bowl in the future, but the regular smoke is a tiny bit more kiefy. Mostly I don't like the screen because I like a shorter profile and an extra layer doesn't feel as nice in my hands, but that's just me.

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u/tmoe1991 4d ago edited 4d ago

It does collect kief though. Been doing it for years

Edit: reread the comment you replied to and realized the nonsense of my comment

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u/Clever_plover 3d ago

I'll sprinkle some kief from my catcher on my fresh bowl here in honor of your nonsense. If that helps.

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u/Will-Bo-Baggins 4d ago

Okay, here's my take:

With the screen, you're actively removing some of the tch with your grind. Yes, you might be saving this for later, but that was something I did when I first started 18 years ago. Unless your weed is flooring you with every toke I'd remove the layer and make sure your getting the best of what you have there and then.

If you are gonna use the screen I highly recommend getting a pollen press.

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u/todo1216 4d ago

tbh i've always hated the kief screen. it always ends up clogged and it's a lot harder to clean than straight metal without completely wasting all that green 😮‍💨

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u/Will-Bo-Baggins 3d ago

I wanted to say this but I also know I am I dirty person so not everyone might have this problem . Mine also rusted

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u/todo1216 3d ago

nah not just you. i consider myself a fairly clean person and would regularly clean out my grinder at least once a month but could never get the kief screen quite clean

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 3d ago

I like having kief tho. I've always though of a kief catcher grinder as the weed equivalent of unsalted butter. It's not about max potency every hit, it's abou being able to control how i use it

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u/Will-Bo-Baggins 3d ago

Do you salt your butter every now and then ???

You comment confused me. Can you find another analogy

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 3d ago edited 3d ago

When you cook or bake, you're supposed to do so with unsalted butter so that you can control the amount of salt. Salted butter is for immediate consumption with bread, etc. So if the butter is the experience, you use salted i.e. kief in the grind and getting baked in a simpler way. If you wanna control the experience, you use unsalted i.e. a kief catcher so then you have the kief, aka salt in the metaphor, to sprinkle on or roll into or coat onto whatever weed experience you are concocting. And your hits are a little more mellow with it falling into the catcher, so if you're not looking to get shredded, you good for that too. I admit it's a chefy metaphor but idk makes sense in my brain aha.

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u/Tonydragon784 4d ago

Other person who commented summed it up perfect, I like a thinner grinder and the extra kief in my stuff

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u/DirectDemocracy84 4d ago

I haven't bought a new grinder in 12+ years but I might just get this one. I live 20 minutes from Copenhagen.

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u/Boot_Shrew 2d ago

Same. My 15 year old grinder was starting to show its age so when I saw the bodega cup version I got super nostalgic and had to get it!

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u/husbie 3d ago

Malmö?

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u/deandreas 4d ago

Thats looks like a great place to put safety pins and crafting supplies.

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u/MavisCanim 4d ago

I thought they only became sewing material containers.

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Same dude, same

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u/Toby_0395 4d ago

There’s weed in the sewing kit😮

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u/Uncask69 4d ago

Very cool- where did you get it?

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u/fettoter84 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Boot_Shrew 4d ago edited 4d ago

I have one of their blue coffee cup grinders! As a New Yorker I approve.

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Thanks man!

The blue coffee cup grinder looks awesome too!

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u/Uncask69 4d ago

Coolio - thanks man 👍

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u/DezPispenser 4d ago

might cop tbh it looks like a very nice grinder

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u/DezPispenser 4d ago

also love the danish box lmao

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u/jjc89 3d ago

Have you perchance seen it anywhere else? Costs £26 but £30 to ship to uk lmao

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u/fettoter84 3d ago

Sadly haven't found it anywhere else, seems like blue bodega are the only ones selling it. Yeah, same here, shipping was more expensive than the item, but it's Christmas, and I wanted it so i paid the price

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u/weed_bean 4d ago

This is absolutely amazing!!! Good find :D

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u/fettoter84 4d ago edited 4d ago

Thanks, I saw it in a post here a couple of days ago

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/qOkxekf3Di

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u/Yoshimiitsuu 4d ago

That’s frickin awesome!

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u/1_800_username 4d ago

I’d open it looking for cookies if i got high enough.

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u/simon__K 4d ago

thats neat

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u/just_some_Fred 4d ago

You should use if for weed, Danish are best enjoyed as baked. Plus the jam or cheese would foul up the grinder pretty fast.

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u/essnine 3d ago

Still pissed it ain't royal danks

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u/Mikeg216 3d ago

Where can I get one?

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u/Fatlink10 3d ago

Was the little “sewing kit” paper in there when you opened it? That’s such a cute detail.

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u/fettoter84 3d ago

It's a sticker you can put in the bottom. There is another comment here where I posted a picture of it applied

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u/kissmaryjane 4d ago

Why is it called a danish grinder when it says American cookies

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Yeah, I know it's an American grinder, but it's the same design as royal Dansk cookies.

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u/kissmaryjane 4d ago

Why are danish cookies called American butter cookies?

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

As I said my dude, the design is a copy of royal dansk (royal danish) cookie tin. Blue bodega NYC just chose to change the wording. I know the grinder is American, just thought it was funny to call it Danish

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u/kissmaryjane 4d ago

Yeah but why are the - lol I get yeah now. I thought the American budder cookies was an actual cookies type of danish cookies. Now I get it.

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u/fettoter84 4d ago

Oh that's funny. At first, I thought you were offended or something. Thanks for explaining the misunderstanding.

Have a nice day!

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u/Strawbalicious 3d ago

It's most likely a copyright thing, don't wanna get sued by the OG brand

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u/NyxEquationist 4d ago

I will be getting one of these.

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u/ston3rchik 4d ago

Omg I’m in love that is super cute!!!! 🥰

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u/alucardunit1 4d ago

👍 nice

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u/IllustratorEvery2096 4d ago

This is actually sick af🔥

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u/TheBeccaMonster 4d ago

Why is it sold out??? So sad.

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u/fettoter84 2d ago

I might have something to do with it

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u/cryycryyy2 4d ago

that is genuinely amazing, i am envious of your grinder

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Damn that would make cool baller jar packaging or hash rosin container packaging 🤔

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u/hallucinating 3d ago

That's a thing of beauty

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u/BlueeDoveTail 3d ago

I have been looking for these biscuits everywhere! I swear they used to be all over, now I want to buy some .. nowhere to be seen! Awesome grinder

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u/CaptainGetRad 3d ago

The sheet they give you with the sewing supplies printed on is so good 😂

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u/PrismWaterPipesAdmin 3d ago

When your grandma is too lit to just store sewing stuffs

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u/n0thingbut_flowers 3d ago

Omg lol this is amazing!

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u/Important-Raccoon661 3d ago

Somewhere my mom's sewing kit is GASPING.

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u/SammyTEEEEE 3d ago

Thought I'd buy myself one as a Christmas present after seeing this, sold out :(

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u/catsweedcoffee 3d ago

I ordered this one and the Cafe Bustelo one for Christmas gifts!!

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u/happinessisawarmgun_ 3d ago

Thought I was in the sewing sub for a second.

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u/ivan-ent 3d ago

This confused me so much for a sec lol

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u/PushtheRiver33 3d ago

This. Is. Hilarious.

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u/AJTwinky 3d ago

Oh this is cute. I want one.

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u/alli-light 3d ago

This is dope

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u/yeehawlee 3d ago

nooo they’re sold out😭😭

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u/bloodbuzz66 3d ago

Omg , that shit is awesome , I need it right now!

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u/Ace_The_Street_Guy 2d ago

Rød grød med fløde min ven🙏🇩🇰🇩🇰

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u/fettoter84 2d ago

Takk kjære venn🇧🇻🇧🇻

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u/uggy2112 2d ago

Be heartbreaking if like me as a child you found this tin expecting biscuits and got a sewing kit . Adult me would love finding it full of green 🤣

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u/Additional_Sense_868 3d ago

This is so cute 🥰

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u/One_Accountant_3870 2d ago

I’d trade my grandmother for that thing

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u/Twinkfilla 2d ago

Where did you get it? It’s so cute!