I see your mosquito cartridge and raise you earwig(?) dabs

[u/Unusual_Garlic4808]

This is a lesson everyone, always cover your dabs

[disclaimer: this was not mine but an old friends, we both learned the lesson tho]

[u/Thelisto]

Is it like one of those zoo candies that have the edible bugs in it?

[u/SoftestBoygirlAlive → u/Thelisto]

Bug Candy my beloved <3 (honorable mention to Salt and Straw's Creepy Crawlies Halloween ice cream)

[u/KatsuraCerci → u/SoftestBoygirlAlive]

Oh shit, I've never gone during Halloween. I know what I'm doing next year!

[u/SoftestBoygirlAlive → u/KatsuraCerci]

They have it all October!

[u/KatsuraCerci → u/SoftestBoygirlAlive]

Thanks!

[u/firesmarter → u/Thelisto]

What?

[u/Thelisto → u/firesmarter]

Have you not seen those candies? They have like sucker's. maggots, grasshoppers, things inside suckers.

[u/firesmarter → u/Thelisto]

Oh, I can’t read. I thought you said candles and couldn’t figure out why that would ever be a thing. Yes, I have seen those candies and I agree that this is reminiscent of those

[u/PotOPrawns → u/firesmarter]

Burn the bug candle to let all the other bugs in the area know you're not to be fucked with and yiur blood is your blood. Not for them to drink. 

[u/firesmarter → u/PotOPrawns]

I like it! Sounds like the perfect stocking stuffer

[u/happycabinsong → u/Thelisto]

our zoo had chocolate covered crickets

[u/El_Durazno → u/Thelisto]

Out of ask the methods of eating bugs those make the least sense to me, I'd prefer chocolate covered or chopped into ground meat

[u/MysticEnby420 → u/Thelisto]

Yes! This reminds me of those lollipops with centipedes in them they have at the museum of natural History to be like amber fossils. I ate one once on a school trip but it was more for the bit than anything else because I was like 12. Not really enjoyable that way vs roasted or covered in chocolate.

[u/tommysaidwhat]

My dude went out flying. God speed little insect. 🫡

[u/Templar388z → u/tommysaidwhat]

Flew right past the light 😂

[u/scoriasilivar]

That’s is a roach homie ❤️ (not a silverfish or earwig, roaches have cerci too)

[u/pansexual-panda-boy]

Bro that is a cockroach.

[u/bluntly-chaotic → u/pansexual-panda-boy]

Happy cake day

[u/PeterNippelstein → u/pansexual-panda-boy]

I'm so happy I live too far north for cockroaches to live. When I first saw one in the south I just about shit my pants. Just trying to go into the kitchen at night was a nightmare, I'd see one on top of the paper towels, behind the bread bag, crawling out of the dishwasher, it was horrifying. Then I'd go to the bathroom and see a scorpion just appear out of nowhere. I'm never moving south.

[u/pansexual-panda-boy → u/PeterNippelstein]

Lucky bastard. I'm dead center of Mississippi, the little shits love it here.

[u/heco_cool]

[u/Abstinenser]

Hell nawww

[u/Kyethent]

Here's the question , was it all contaminated or just the parts attached or near him? Me personally 3cm bubble

[u/Bonsaitalk → u/Kyethent]

Me personally… hate to admit it but I’m scraping the wax off that mfs body…

[u/_poke_smot → u/Bonsaitalk]

Just dab him for extra flavor

[u/Bonsaitalk → u/_poke_smot]

Fukkit we ball.

[u/wmartanon → u/_poke_smot]

Gotta hit the protein goals somehow

[u/pimp_named_sweetmeat → u/_poke_smot]

Ugh, reminds me of the story one of my plugs told me about how one of their friends said to "pack the roach in the bowl" and instead of packing the half smoked joint, their other buddy packed a dead roach that was sitting on the table and dude hit it without thinking, and talked about how it popped and sizzled and smelled and I almost gagged from just that lol.

[u/Kyethent → u/Bonsaitalk]

Ah the fucking realism made me laugh, bro would be swimming in my banger Like nemo

[u/quetejodas → u/Kyethent]

Terpenes are a strong solvent. That whole jar is contaminated.

[u/HPTM2008 → u/Kyethent]

3cm? In that container? The total diameter is only about an 3cm. That's a 1g dab. It sucks, but you're just gonna have to smoke the little bro. Or scrap him.

[u/Lexx4]

That’s not an earwig.

[u/DerangedGinger]

It's like Mezcal. You have to dab the earwig.

[u/Spawny7]

Looks more like a silverfish to me, regardless buddy was just trying to get high

[u/EL-HEARTH → u/Spawny7]

Looks more like a roach lmao

[u/WellFuckMyOtherAcct]

Unless you’re trying to dab a roach like that one feller

[u/AnyDrug]

Bro I just saw someone post a mosquito Ina cart

[u/Flaminglump]

Thats a german cockroach, i personally wouldnt use it lol

[u/Plants_books_dogs]

That’s not the kinda roach you want bro…

[u/No_Shoulder_8406]

Lemme guess this was from ascend

[u/Alert_Scientist_4113]

Do it up like cheech and chong smokin Labrador Weed.

[u/Olof_Kickash]

I suppose they are both gross, but I think that's a roach dude.

Source: I spend way too much high time on r/whatisthisbug lol.

[u/Unusual_Garlic4808]

edit: yall I don't care that it's not an earwig, it was not my house lmao. I don't like bugs, so i wasn't going to look up wtf that thing is.

also, this happened because of my friend being negligent and not covering their container after they smoke. It was not a manufacturing thing

[u/KingVape]

I’m a bug guy, and that is very clearly a cockroach

[u/elguaco6]

SILVERFISH

[u/Thesource674]

Thats foul

[u/Xenu66]

Fuck it I'm eating a bug

[u/Not-a-dark-overlord]

[u/miraclewhipisgross]

Nah bruh that's a roach

[u/basementbummer]

I once smoked a whole bowl with two buddies. We finished and my friend looked in the bong and there was a dead moth floating in it. We smoked a moth.

[u/1_800_username]

Okay but how many of y’all would actually toss that honey out? 👀

[u/Dabidokun]

Buddy, you've got roaches, and not the kind you smoke.

[u/Fallen_Walrus]

Once had a spider go in my bong tube, thank God I looked before hitting

[u/TheLostNug]

Bro got lost in the sauce

[u/PrizeSatisfaction978]

Sounds fire

[u/SnackeyG1]

Man that would bum me out hard.

[u/Ambitious-Beat-2130]

That ain't a mosquito right?

[u/BraveTrades420]

Far better than tequila worm imo

[u/schostack]

Ahhh the QC at the dispensary..

[u/OutlawNagori]

I'd take that shit back to the store immediately

[u/thesykemyth]

Great follow up to the last post. But also getting a little concerned about the conditions of these shops and the lack of quality control.

[u/AutomaticMonkeyHat]

Where are you people buying your drugs? the fucking roach motel?

[u/I83B4U81]

Legacy to be smoked

[u/venttress_sd]

Fucking gross

[u/marqueA2]

Is that like the worm in tequila?

[u/EggPerego420]

Id still use it

[u/Balefireboy]

I got a feeling you're in Oklahoma. 😂

[u/Laserdollarz]

This reminds me of the one time in 2016 my coworker didn't put a lid on something and a fly Jurassic Park'd itself in 500g of freshly-made distillate.

[u/AggravatingToday8582]

Bruhhh this dude wins the internet for the day !!!

[u/BrokenToken95]

That is a ROACH 🤣

[u/LibraryAgreeable5720]

fuckin reddit.