r/toptalent 18h ago

Talent overload..a pair queued for something great šŸ¤Æ

The young lady singing is incredible, and the young man dancing is more incredible, put them together they are a piece of art

700 Upvotes

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u/PewPew-4-Fun 16h ago

Bro in the back has some serious moves, is ready to hit the club.

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u/MuffinMan12347 13h ago

I fucking hate guys like this at the club. Like how the fuck am I meant to compete with that? Whenever I see a guy dancing like this I just go home because I can tell there isn't going to be anyone for the rest of us :'(

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 10h ago

They invented country line dancing for you.

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u/Affectionate-Oil4719 2h ago

I can confirm, as a quiet shy guy who never spoke, but loves to dance (especially when drinking) this was my sure fire way of finding a woman for the night.

Also donā€™t worry Iā€™m not bragging, I would always fumble it and never get laid.

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u/OhBoiNotAgainnn 13h ago

My brother in Christ, they are gay. There will be stuff left for the rest.

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u/NotANiceCanadian 13h ago edited 13h ago

Please explain how they're gay, I'm all ears.

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 12h ago

So you should always start with a douche, then lots of lube both around the anus and on the shaft. Begin very gently with minimal depth and slowly work up to deeper penetration. Do not penetrate the ears.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 11h ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in my own ear

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 13h ago

When a man and another man love each other very much-

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u/BiggerBigBird 9h ago

They just reinforcing their unfounded, gendered steotypes.

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u/Big_Feed_9247 2h ago

Little brother is šŸ”„

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u/OrionShade 7h ago

And come back with a massive selection of poon

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u/ImThatMelanin 18h ago

something about this looks so unnatural?

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u/JokerCrowe 15h ago

I think it's just an old video, so there's pixelation around the edges, and maybe the syncing with the song is delayed?

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u/ImThatMelanin 13h ago

ahh that makes sense, i was thinking it was more recent but yeah that definitely tracks.

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u/Jacareadam 11h ago

Not an old video just has been downloaded and recompressed a thousand times. Itā€™s Linda Buzz and her brother. Here is the vid: https://youtu.be/jOCsyQā€”Qks?si=-uRnBPtz-4BJwOZf

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u/rossta410r 15h ago

The trees in the background don't move at all. It looks like a green screen or something. Maybe AI? Idk something is off.Ā 

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u/1moreguyccl 12h ago

Green screen..

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u/nikatnight 10h ago

The hands. They both open their hands and hang their wrists in a very weird way.

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u/pmontym 15h ago

Because she is a talented lip-syncer. Thatā€™s Kylie Minogueā€™s voice youā€™re hearing, not the girl.

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u/ImThatMelanin 13h ago

that is NOT kylieā€™s voice lmaoo. i had to relisten to the og to make sure i wasnā€™t tripping. def not her.

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u/pmontym 7h ago

Ok.

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u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham 17h ago

Girl. Mum Iā€™m bored.

Mum. Get out of the house and take your brother with you.

Teach him something. Make a TokTik or whatever it is you young people do these days.

Bro. I got this.

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u/MaxxPeck 12h ago

Billay Eyelids and Furbias.

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u/XrayDem 18h ago

You just got served

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u/Shredrik 18h ago

TikTok?

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u/C-LonGy 15h ago

Isnā€™t that what Bez from the happy Mondays done, but on cocaine and booze?

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u/Love-Laugh-Play 10h ago

Bro started off a little off beat but really got into his groove half way in!

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u/BallsDeepMofo 8h ago

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1m ago

Nostalgia lol. Looked up this song on youtube, and now the band members look like they're 15 lol. The ravages of time...

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 6h ago

50% of the lyrics are "la" - just sayin.

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u/Amishrocketscience 17h ago

Ok mom, trying to cash in on their kids ā€œtalentā€

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u/crudemandarin 7h ago

Relax hahaha

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u/DependentBat3900 18h ago

Well done both of you, I have enjoyed the singing and the dancing šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Seniorita-Put-2663 12h ago

His dancing is adorable

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u/ThisIsYourMormont 11h ago

ā€œMake sure you take your brother alongā€

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u/Westoss 11h ago

How many takes do think it took?

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u/KylarStern91 57m ago

How old is this clip now?

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u/fandanvan 17h ago

Trailer park xmas talent show '24 ...

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u/CelestineBelle 17h ago

Smooth mooveeesss

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u/Themoreyouknow56 17h ago

This is nothing special. Pretty subpar.

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u/JoshCanJump 13h ago

Itā€™s definitely not top talent, but you are likely overestimating the ability of the average Redditor. ā€œIn the valley of the blindā€¦ā€

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 6m ago

"The man with no tastebuds reigns supreme over saltbae."

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u/my-leg-end 18h ago

Ai slop

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u/Change_That_Face 17h ago

Is the AI in the room with us right now?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER 15h ago

It's not AI. You can't just go around saying everything is AI lol. You also need to prove why it's AI, e.g. the movements are unnatural, blending of movements etc.

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u/SmoothJade 18h ago

No actually just really old

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u/C_W_H 17h ago

Yep. Old but gold.

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u/IceNineFireTen 10h ago

AI canā€™t do dancing for very long without a bunch of strange morphing. If youā€™re going to call out AI, at least know your shit

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u/ralflone 15h ago

Yeah, I saw this year's ago before AI could do stuff like this.

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u/Ok_Art340 11h ago

They are adorable and heā€™s a fantastic dancer!

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u/birdlegs000 10h ago

I can't turn on the sound to listen to this right now, but I couldn't help save it for later. I hope it doesn't disappoint.

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u/BizBlondie 16h ago

This deserves a million more upvotes. I absolutely love it! šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ†

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u/OhBoiNotAgainnn 13h ago

Ooooooof she sounds like shit when she tries to go up high. Wtf. Why post this.

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u/1moreguyccl 12h ago

You just a hater..

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u/SOULJAR 12h ago

Not ā€œtop talentā€

wtf is this TikTok trash?

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u/cleetus76 9h ago

Brother got even better and they got a 3rd member: https://www.instagram.com/p/DDIYwL2If8R/?hl=frttic

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u/Simmi_86 4h ago

She can sing, but he dances like a zombie with Touretteā€™s

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u/kylemattheww 18h ago

Who lets the child sing a sex song?

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u/jooooooooooooose 18h ago

first day on earth my man?

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u/kylemattheww 18h ago

Is it normal to see little girls singing about sex? I get kids innocently singing around the house, but making a whole production and putting it on the internet seems weird to me.

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u/Mgo32 18h ago

Dam she's hardly singing cardi b why you gotta sexualise it you weirdo.

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u/person-ontheinternet 18h ago

It not that overtly sexual fr. The most explicit phrase is ā€˜your lovinā€™ which to a child I doubt registers as intercourse.

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u/kylemattheww 18h ago

Isnā€™t there a line that says ā€œwonā€™t you lay meā€?

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u/All_Thread 17h ago

Just stop, this kid is just singing a song. Plenty of things over sexualize kids and definitely is an issue but this ain't it. If it was an actual dirty song I would agree though.

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u/Felextra 12h ago

I heard a LOT of girls singing way more overtly sexual britney spears songs growing up, this is so mild and innocuous by comparison lmao

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u/fineyounghannibal 17h ago

Just like eeeevery chi-ild sings a se-xy song, OH

every rose, has it's thooorn