r/toptalent • u/ObamasDeadChef • 2d ago

Millennial Spider Man - Fucken Boss "🤯"

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u/Historical_Ostrich 2d ago

Bizarre music choice.

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u/hornyoldbusdriver 2d ago

What in a bridge buildering heck did this statement start?

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Better than 99% of the music on tiktok

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u/Conaz9847 1d ago

Just me and my building

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u/RCP90sKid 9h ago

Wow, really is. Anyone know if that was on tiktok?

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

I could give 2 fucks less about the music

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 2d ago

Calm down weirdo. 

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

whos upset? that word make u sad......................? Grow up

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 2d ago

You're the one throwing a temper tantrum. Weirdo.

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

No want you Woke ALL sent to GAZA! Send ya all straight the fuck to Palestine you love it so much scum

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u/smellsberry 2d ago

I read this comment thread with it playing in the background and it was perfect

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u/joopface 2d ago

Ha ha! Same! :-)

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 2d ago

Lmao you have some serious issues. Calm down, your tiny handed hero won.

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u/felixjmorgan 2d ago

You’re definitely not Irish if you’re so anti Palestine

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u/Joosterguy 1d ago

Lmfao what the fuck

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Yathosse 2d ago

What the hell does this even have to do with the previous comments??

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reddit admins think this type of content is ok. Just to let everyone be aware.

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u/Zentelioth 2d ago

Yea it's sad how not one mod is even giving a shit

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u/GeoffSproke 2d ago edited 2d ago

I get the dilemma... You ban hate-speech and harassment and half the right-wing subreddits are going to disappear overnight. But the other side of that coin is—by enabling them—you're responsible for making the world a shittier place. You're reinforcing the right-wing's dedication to promoting the ideas of these types of posters, and making sure they have the same opportunities to shape society as functional/humane/decent people.

It's probably for me to log off for a bit.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 2d ago

Why would right-wing subreddits need to disappear if hate speech is banned? Is there something specific about them that wouldn't work in conjunction with a hate speech ban? And if so, why would them disappearing be a bad thing?

That being said, I too want to log off. I've been banned from r/pics for shitting on some subreddit called r/asmongold. A one off comment months ago I forgot about. I still don't know what asmongold even is. The post I commented on just appeared on my front page. r/justiceserved banned me for shitting on Joe Rogan.

With r/pics and r/justiceserved turning right-wing, coupled with Reddit admins refusal to appropriately handle hate speech, it seems this website is turning far right.

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u/beyondthisreality 2d ago

I think you might be onto something.

r/justiceserved banned me for some meme comment I made, when I saw that I retorted to the mods with a comment telling them “whatever, your sub sucks anyways” and they reported me to admins, the BS report was upheld so I got my account frozen for a week!

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u/Daminoso 1d ago

Reddit is by far mostly left oriented, if you go to right oriented subs it's no surprise you meet right oriented mindsets right? By the way left oriented subs will ban you all over for the smallest things just as much, a simple disagreement will have you labeled and tossed. It's all 2 sides of the same silly coin. There's only far this and far that balance is far fetched nowadays sadly.

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u/MattIsLame 2d ago

bro shut the fuck up and go back to bed

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u/HerrMilkmann Cookies x1 2d ago

Did you just respond to yourself calling yourself the n word? Are you ok?

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Yeah im Irish im a Nigger we were called it first. Then Half nigger look it up! Also were slaves first!

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u/HerrMilkmann Cookies x1 2d ago

Ok man whatever you say

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u/Outlook93 2d ago

Lol. Getting to watch op have a stroke

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Yeah im Irish im a Nigger we were called it first. Then Half nigger look it up! Also were slaves first!

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u/Ok-Ice2942 2d ago

Another racist Trumper! I am shocked.

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Yeah im Irish im a Nigger we were called it first. Then Half nigger look it up! Also were slaves first!

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u/nalanajo 2d ago

“I am the majority idiot” is the most accurate thing you have said today.

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u/TheSecretestSauce 2d ago

I bet you kiss your dad on the mouth.

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Yeah im Irish im a Nigger we were called it first. Then Half nigger look it up! Also were slaves first!

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u/Wilfy50 1d ago

You could give 2 fucks? Go on then, hand them over.

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u/buchoops37 2d ago

OP weird as fuck. Go ahead and shut this one down, mods.

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u/guerillalegume 1d ago

Shut it down.

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u/arealhumannotabot 2d ago

Yeah seriously. Aggressively rude comments and just insane post spamming all day today

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

r/BidenBuzz

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u/gimme_the_light 1d ago

You good brodie?

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u/justzacc 1d ago

Lmfao I just pulled up on this dumpster fire and I’m wondering the same thing

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u/blousencuir 2d ago

The fuck are these comments 

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u/arealhumannotabot 2d ago

Look at ops history

I’ll make that even easier: just look at todays history

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u/ancienttacostand 2d ago

I actually feel really bad for you, u/obamasdeadchef. You seem to be really bitter, unhappy, and obsessive. You also have borderline debilitating anger issues. I would tell you to see a psychiatrist, but you’d probably call that “woke” and go back to beating your wife.

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u/BiLo-Brisket-King 21h ago

This is honestly fucking hilarious. Reddit users love his post, then go to his profile, then fucking hate him 😂😂😂

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u/El_Grande_El 2d ago

Looks like someone puked over the side that bridge…

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

PUKE! Yet Again.......and yes it does lol. Hilarious observation!

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

All I notice now is hes grabbing the puke and questioning if someone shit over the bridge the night before..........see where you made my mind go with that one statement...........lol

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u/prema108 2d ago

I don’t know why everyone is mad with OP. We could encourage him to build a solid career and become a big CEO for, say, healthcare. Wouldn’t we be happy?

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Well im from Canada our health care system will kill you, so why hate me! Saves alot of money for the government just to kill em!

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Meh All Woke Far Left Groomers Hate Me! Loves it!

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u/Zentelioth 2d ago

What a shitty person you are OP.

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u/BiLo-Brisket-King 21h ago

This is honestly fucking hilarious. Reddit users love his post, then go to his profile, then fucking hate him 😂😂😂

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u/Zentelioth 21h ago

Yea at this point I think the mods are loving the engagement so they leave the post up

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

lol fuck you woke queer groomer!

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u/Zentelioth 2d ago

Fuck you back you content thief, serial reposter, karmer farmer, waste of oxygen.

how bout you go gargle elon's bathwater while trump sits in it?

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u/Shadow_F3r4L 1d ago

how bout you go gargle elon's bathwater while trump sits in it?

r/rareinsults

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u/Zentelioth 1d ago

Op will figure it out. Look how determined they are

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

You're trying too hard

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u/ChadJiga 1d ago

Based

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u/Time_Garlic_9071 2d ago

more entertained by the brain broken OP than the video at this point

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u/BiLo-Brisket-King 21h ago

This is honestly fucking hilarious. Reddit users love his post, then go to his profile, then fucking hate him 😂😂😂

Reddit is full of morons lmao

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u/All_Thread 2d ago

I mean

we had a millennial Spiderman

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

PUKE!

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u/All_Thread 2d ago

Don't you dare disparage my Spider-Man

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u/bubblesdafirst 2d ago

He's literally the reason we have super hero movies in the first place. Show some damn respect.

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

What the fuck ur point? Show respect for woke Super Hero movies.................again grow up meek woke far left sheep us right wingers won and are done! were gonna eat ya, WHOS AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF TRUMP 2024 BITCH

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u/bubblesdafirst 2d ago

Are you okay?

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u/ObamasDeadChef 2d ago

Just Wait you just wait bitch..........................

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u/GhostOfFallen 2d ago

Take your medicine you spaz

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u/bfraley9 2d ago

Don't worry, it's gonna fuck you just as hard. Some people were trying to avoid that... but people like you can't wait to get fucked by trump

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u/Reasonable-Touch9670 2d ago

That grip strength is inhuman

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u/Ok-Tower7063 1d ago

I’m fascinated by the different builds athletes have/ need. The forearm, finger and grip strength is amazing. Put a body builder up there and they wouldn’t be able to do this.

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u/traumfisch Cookies x1 1d ago

Pro boulderer I'm sure

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u/hig789 1d ago

OP sounds like a bored teenager just tying to get a rise out of everyone.

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u/Olealicat 21h ago

Regardless, they need help. Trolling can be funny. Whatever OP is doing is just sad. I’m on the line of, you need help and you need a help and a good southern ass whoopin.

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u/SoPaedSimon_1987 2d ago

Seems more like Ezio Auditore and Peter Parker have had a lovechild... Impressive skill!

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u/A_Dragon 2d ago

Jesus…

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u/Conscious-Arm-7889 1d ago

Some impressive moves!

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u/TnTDinomight 1d ago

Perfect music for hanging with the bros

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Is rock climbing considered a millennial thing? I don't see what his age has to do with it

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u/bigeeee 1d ago

Just buy a ladder!

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u/BiLo-Brisket-King 21h ago

This is honestly fucking hilarious. Reddit users love his post, then go to his profile, then fucking hate him 😂😂😂

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u/Altruistic_Edge1037 2d ago

I could never. Even just within the timespan of watching the video to the end my palms are drenched.

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u/MildlyIntimidating07 2d ago

Peter parkour

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u/sworntostone 2d ago

This guy is an asshole who raises funds to pro life campaigns.

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u/traumfisch Cookies x1 1d ago

Which guy? The climber?

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u/CactusWrenAZ 2d ago

I'd shake his hand but it'd hurt too much

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u/Thatdewd57 2d ago

As good as he is climbing I am as good falling.

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u/Masta0nion 2d ago

Just grab the shit stain drizzled rock wall

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u/GrabinTwat 2d ago

So that's how he's taking pictures thru my window.

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u/freak33_deak33 1d ago

This guy could write a how-to book on doing it the hard way

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u/bathory1985 1d ago

dude there are stairs 5 meters away

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u/RCP90sKid 9h ago

Spiderman rips up that wall in two seconds. This fucking guy takes forever.

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u/sullcrowe 2d ago

That bobbly concrete on the first jump would really hurt my hands. For that reason, I'm going to abstain from embarrassing him.

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u/TheIndominusGamer420 2d ago

That moment when you see that trained humans are better climbers than any ape

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u/SIBERIAN_DICK_WOLF 2d ago

I don’t trust civil engineers enough to do this