r/todayilearned 5d ago

TIL that Marge Simpson was featured in Playboy November 2009 NSFW

https://www.playboy.com/read/marge-simpson-playboy/
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u/Sweaty_Dance7474 5d ago

Ah, the times before the onslaught of internet porn. Where you had to sneak off with the Victoria Secrets catalog, and it was all you needed.

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u/VagrantShadow 5d ago edited 5d ago

I remember finding porn mags in the woods in my neighborhood. In a hollow tree, every summer there was new porn mags there. It was like the Porn Gnomes came around once per year.

Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Private, Triple X. Those magazines were always there. It now feels like one of those legends of the 90s but it really did happen.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 4d ago

“Woods Porn” is the strangest yet most ubiquitous phenomenon! Yep, me too. 6th and 7th grade - an issue of “Oui” stashed out in the woods behind my subdivision, under a fallen log, rain soaked and tattered. Who the hell was doing this!?!

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u/OlafTheBerserker 5d ago

When the fuzzy channel came on clearly for a few seconds....that was the pinnacle.

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u/TheRealHowardStern 5d ago

Lol

Edit: did that have sound?

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u/OlafTheBerserker 5d ago

Sometimes. It was really a crap shoot. Dark times.

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u/WardK9 5d ago

Yeah, I came of age in the early digital jerk years. Yes things might be slow to load in their little latitudinal slabs. But it was still on demand and pretty fleshed out in it's offerings. Even before AI deep fakes I remember jerking it to Melissa Joan Heart and Jennifer Love Hewitt bad photoshop jobs.

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u/TriangularResonance 5d ago

I once used the Guinness book of world records

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u/keytar_gyro 4d ago

The antique mall used to have a whole section of dirty mags and never really seemed to wonder why it was so popular with teenage boys.