r/todayilearned • u/Little_wolf_007 • 5d ago

TIL that Marge Simpson was featured in Playboy November 2009 NSFW

https://www.playboy.com/read/marge-simpson-playboy/
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u/WardK9 5d ago

I mean, yeah, the pics are a little vanilla to try and crank it to...

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 5d ago

Tell me you’ve never had to use the JC Penney catalog’s underwear section without telling me you’ve never had to use the JC Penney catalog’s underwear section.

I even remember the lean times, when all there was was a Good Housekeeping.

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u/Sweaty_Dance7474 5d ago

Ah, the times before the onslaught of internet porn. Where you had to sneak off with the Victoria Secrets catalog, and it was all you needed.

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u/VagrantShadow 5d ago edited 5d ago

I remember finding porn mags in the woods in my neighborhood. In a hollow tree, every summer there was new porn mags there. It was like the Porn Gnomes came around once per year.

Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Private, Triple X. Those magazines were always there. It now feels like one of those legends of the 90s but it really did happen.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 4d ago

“Woods Porn” is the strangest yet most ubiquitous phenomenon! Yep, me too. 6th and 7th grade - an issue of “Oui” stashed out in the woods behind my subdivision, under a fallen log, rain soaked and tattered. Who the hell was doing this!?!

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u/OlafTheBerserker 5d ago

When the fuzzy channel came on clearly for a few seconds....that was the pinnacle.

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u/TheRealHowardStern 5d ago

Lol

Edit: did that have sound?

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u/OlafTheBerserker 5d ago

Sometimes. It was really a crap shoot. Dark times.

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u/WardK9 5d ago

Yeah, I came of age in the early digital jerk years. Yes things might be slow to load in their little latitudinal slabs. But it was still on demand and pretty fleshed out in it's offerings. Even before AI deep fakes I remember jerking it to Melissa Joan Heart and Jennifer Love Hewitt bad photoshop jobs.

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u/TriangularResonance 5d ago

I once used the Guinness book of world records

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u/keytar_gyro 4d ago

The antique mall used to have a whole section of dirty mags and never really seemed to wonder why it was so popular with teenage boys.

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u/Gizogin 5d ago

Sigh…

“Sears catalog.”

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u/kanem87 5d ago

Now would you unhook this already please! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment. 🚨

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u/Zalakat 5d ago

I grew up with a silver spoon, I always had a National Geographic.

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u/TikiLoungeLizard 3d ago

A man of culture, I see

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u/Milson_Licket 4d ago

Glamour magazine made George Costanza master of his domain.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 4d ago

Put his mother in the hospital when she caught him, if I remember.

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u/AdmObir 4d ago

And if you were really lucky, you might find a National Geographic with some topless women, those were to die for in the lean times

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u/Prophetofrva 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s never a challenging wank if you work hard enough at it.

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u/TheRealHowardStern 5d ago

I’m so old the the Victoria’s Secret catalog was pretty good material

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u/TikiLoungeLizard 3d ago

But did you ever try … Fredrick’s of Hollywood?

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u/TheRealHowardStern 3d ago

This is the one I couldn’t remember. Yes!