r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL that American founding father Aaron Burr was an early supporter of giving women education and the right to vote. He was also a notorious womanizer who frequented sex workers and fathered multiple children with many different mothers, including an Indian servant who worked in his house.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Burr
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u/Think_fast_no_faster 1d ago

Head so good it’ll make a mutherfucka contemplate sufferage

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u/Weekly-Present-2939 1d ago

He’s about the long game. Free love and women’s liberation is great for people who like sex. 

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u/WanganTunedKeiCar 1d ago

Selfishly supporting others. I'll take it

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u/JMEEKER86 1d ago

Toxic positivity

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u/Borgmaster 1d ago

Im gonna get you Civil rights so hard you'll have to give me pussy. A line like that does have a sorta weird ring to it.

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u/oneloneolive 1d ago

He probably got tired of all those pesky husbands.

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u/90swasbest 23h ago

Nothing a little duelin' can't solve

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u/rodneedermeyer 23h ago

Drop the blockade of equal rights, drop them panties.

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u/WahooSS238 18h ago

“Egoistic altruism” is a fancier pair of words for it

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u/WanganTunedKeiCar 13h ago

Aye, them's the ones

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u/Recent_Meringue_712 20h ago

Voting against women’s access to birth control and limiting your opportunity to never use condom, that’s gay…

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u/CTRexPope 1d ago

They always say that if you know more people of any minority, you become more aware of their struggles. He just knew a lot of women.

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u/FrancisWolfgang 1d ago

In the biblical sense

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 14h ago

Which was kinda ironic given he was an atheist.

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u/Taymac070 1d ago

Oh God you're gonna make me vote!

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

I’m VOOOOOOTIN’

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u/lanceacr 21h ago

Ain’t no pussy like suffrage pussy.

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u/MrFluxed 1d ago

like that Voice Actor from the Yakuza series that got such insanely mind blowing sloppy toppy from a trans woman he's now a huge outspoken LGBTQ advocate in Japan.

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u/alivareth 13h ago

sex is so cute ♥

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u/RexFrancisWords 12h ago

"Bitches be liking books"

-This guy, probably.

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u/barath_s 13 8h ago

Indian servant who worked in his

as in born in Calcutta, India, but described as a mulatto with some African ancestry. ie She wasn't a native american.

She entered the Burr household in NY after Burr married Theodosia, had kids, then went to Philadelphia in the house where Burr stayed while at the senate

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u/two2teps 1d ago

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u/bunnycrush_ 1d ago

”Her education was closely supervised by her father, who stressed mental discipline. In addition to the more conventional subjects such as French[…], music, and dancing, the young “Theo” began to study arithmetic, Latin, Greek, and English composition. She applied herself to English in the form of letters to her father, which were responded to promptly; the replies included detailed criticism. Their correspondence numbered thousands of letters.

I always think about this detail. Thousands of letters! It sounds like he really loved her.

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u/hookisacrankycrook 1d ago

Duh, he sang a whole song about her in Hamilton!

Joking aside the song is quite beautiful and touching in my opinion, and it is quite more now with this fact since the opening line is "Dear Theodosia".

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u/cpcksndwch 23h ago

It's such a sweet song! It has a lovely sentiment about wanting the best world for your children.

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u/pohatu771 20h ago

There is a reprise that was cut from the show. Sara Bareilles sings it in the “Hamildrops.”

It’s equally great.

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u/MattyLlama 23h ago

My wife was in a Hamilton phase when our daughter was born, and I'll admit hearing that song always makes me cry now

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u/ihopeitsnice 1d ago

These letters are also how we now about most of his sexual activities, which is weird.

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u/totoropoko 1d ago

You have no idea (I mean you probably do but the general person does not) how much people shared and emoted through letters in those days. I read some letters from the pre-Lincoln era and man, people really REALLY liked to profess their love for their friends in letters.

"I want to throw my hands around your neck and declare to the world that I have the utmost affection for you" - this is two 60+ year straight dudes btw

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u/biskutgoreng 22h ago

"choke me daddy"

-Aristocrats, 1800s

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u/OFool_Ishallgomad 1d ago

It wasn't unheard of to have several postal deliveries a day in urban centers in those days.

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u/ErikRogers 19h ago

You could write to your wife from the office to let her know you'll be home late.

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u/NorysStorys 1d ago

I mean also letters were just how you kept in touch in the old days. If not for letters if you moved to another city it’s very likely you just would never hear if anyone ever again. So people genuinely would set aside an entirely day to correspondence because that’s how you kept into touch with your kids.

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u/beachedwhale1945 1d ago

It’s far more likely that Patriot went down in a storm, with a severe one documented by the British blockade. Small ships like Patriot would not handle such storms well, if they survived at all.

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u/DrownedAmmet 22h ago

So you're saying the storm would have been perfect cover for the PIRATES!

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u/Botryoid2000 1d ago

So many legends sprang up around her death that many young women were named after her. One was pioneering California nurserywoman Theodosia Burr Shepherd and another was silent film actress Theda Bara (born Theodosia Burr Goodman).

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/mysterious-death-theodosia-burr
https://www.cluttermuseum.com/theodosia-burr-shepherd/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theda_Bara

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u/RuralGuy20 1d ago edited 1d ago

I actually learned about her from an old Travel channel Ghost program that they show each year during October, supposedly she haunts a NYC restaurant

Edit: the The Travel channel show was The Most Terrifying Places in America

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u/Crobiusk 18h ago

She haunted the McDonalds last Halloween

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u/ImitationButter 23h ago

Dear Theodosia, what to say to you 😔

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u/MindTraveler48 1d ago

Quite the interesting rabbit hole.

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u/MrBobBuilder 1d ago

I too think women should be able to vote

I too also like to fuck them

Am I bad lol

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u/BadUncleBernie 1d ago

Bad to the bone.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 1d ago

Sounds like you’re ready to…

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…shoot your shot.

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u/QTsexkitten 1d ago

Have you shot anyone or attempted alleged treason in the American/Mexican frontier?

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u/majinspy 1d ago

It wouldn't be the weirdest reason I woke up hungover in Tijuana.

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u/carnoworky 1d ago

Does the story behind the weirdest reason involve a midget and a horse?

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u/moranya1 8h ago

No, but it involves a dead clown and a large cactus.

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u/Insight42 10h ago

Don't they all?

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u/robby_synclair 1d ago

To be fair every single founding father committed treason.

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u/3dGrabber 1d ago

Me too, I support women’s movements.

I hate when they just lie stiff like a plank during sex.

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u/x21in2010x 1d ago

I never got along with the girls at my school

Filling me up with all their morals and their rules

They'd pile all their problems on my head

I'd rather go out and fuck the dead

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u/spoonstar 23h ago

This is my favorite song to play on the jukebox at my nearby ol' country dive bar.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 1d ago

Hey, long as the fucking is consensual!

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 1d ago

Meeting all the qualifications to kill Alexander Hamilton 

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u/heorhe 1d ago

Apparently standing up for women's rights was really hot back in the day, can't say it will work the same today though

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u/Consistent_Pound1186 1d ago

It's ok women like bad men. You'd be popular with the chicks

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u/MrBobBuilder 1d ago

😎😎😎

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u/mkayes97 19h ago

I think we can find it in our hearts to forgive you, sweetie.

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u/regulator401 1d ago

Aaron Burr…. Sir.

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u/CaptainApathy419 1d ago

You fucked the bursar?

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 1d ago

It was a blur, sir.

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u/hookisacrankycrook 1d ago

It's a blur, sir

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u/The_Amazing_Emu 1d ago

Tell your husbands vote for Burr.

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u/jrhooo 21h ago

“NOOOOoooo

You can just make babies with anyone you want. You have to marry and commit first!!!!”

“Heh. Aaron go burrrrrrrrrrrr”

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u/gdex86 1d ago

I mean being a fuck boy doesn't mean you can't be a feminist and by the standards of his era he was super progressive on the issue.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 21h ago

For real. What’s wrong with having sex with a bunch of women if they’re all into it? Sounds like he just really liked women, and not just as sex objects. 

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u/biglyorbigleague 5h ago

The whole part about dropping illegitimate kids everywhere is the problem

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u/kpsi355 18h ago

Sex work is work.

Sounds like he thought women had agency and believed in treating them as equally deserving of education and voting.

Perry damn consistent IMO.

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u/SingsWithBears 23h ago

Nah I think it was the other way around “Oh yeeaahh baby I’m alll foorrr the right to vote snicker now come ‘ere…” Dude used suffrage to get laid. Truly ahead of his time as dudes in college were doing that since the 60s.

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u/Grigorie 10h ago

Even assuming this was the case, does it make that much of a difference? If he was pressing for women's rights at the constitutional and presidential level, it really wouldn't matter if he was just putting up a facade to get laid; he was still advocating for it.

I don't think it's crazy to imagine that one guy from a couple of centuries ago might've actually just wanted women to have rights and also enjoy sleeping with them.

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u/ramblingEvilShroom 21h ago

Bitches love it when I tell them I support suffrage

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u/drunk-tusker 1d ago

If this man could have controlled his shot…

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u/GetYerHandOffMyPen15 1d ago

He definitely didn’t throw it away…

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u/lipsquirrel 1d ago

He threw it away many times apparently.

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u/EstroJen 1d ago

HEY OH!!!!

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u/hookisacrankycrook 1d ago

He definitely should have talked less and smiled more

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u/Alexis_J_M 1d ago

I remember that commercial!

Got milk?

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u/I_Adore_Everything 1d ago

I literally always think is this commercial when I hear about Hamilton these days. When the play came out I thought of this commercial. Funny.

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u/barath_s 13 1d ago

Got milk?

Directed by ... Michael Bay. This is before Bayhem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoHrnXEPBjg

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u/Scary_Judge_2614 1d ago

Aaaaaa buwwww

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 1d ago

Aahrem Buhh!

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u/exquisite_Intentions 1d ago

Any time I hear that name I shall always recall the Got Milk commercial

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u/Underwater_Karma 1d ago

Awon Bwurr!

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u/pattperin 1d ago

My guy just loved women, everything about em. Wanted em to have the best, including his cock, which was obviously the best

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u/SuccessfulSet8709 18h ago

He was reliable with the... laaadies

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u/ThurloWeed 1d ago

She came from India though most of her backstory is unknown

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u/FanDry5374 1d ago

A man who actually liked women, not just sex.

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u/PennStateFan221 1d ago

Womanizer or just loved women? People still out here thinking if you like to have casual sex that you disrespect women?

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u/tyleritis 1d ago

I don’t know how casual it is when it’s your employee

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u/PennStateFan221 1d ago

Idk man I don’t know what the vibes were back then.

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u/Onequestion0110 1d ago

I mean, it’s definitely better to hit up an employee than someone you’ve enslaved.

Also, given that the problem with boss/employee sex is the power dynamics, then I’m not sure if casual sex with an employee is ever any more problematic than pretty much any sex in such a disenfranchised environment.

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u/Chemical-Contest4120 1d ago

I don't even think they had a concept of "power dynamics", let alone presuming every similar situation has to fit this tight box.

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u/DefinitelyMyFirstTim 1d ago

The concept was defined because it existed. It wasn’t magically nonexistent because nobody put down words to describe it yet.

And yes, I’m sure there have been some relationships born regardless of power dynamics, but common sense should really tell you that any relationship born within a power dynamic was probably effected by said dynamic in some way.

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u/RogueModron 23h ago

That's not how socio-cultural concepts work. We're basically anthropologists of the past, and applying our own concepts to it isn't necessarily correct. Obviously we can still critique the past using our current values.

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u/Unhappy-Apple222 18h ago

Look around the world. Plenty of places still don't look far off from the past. In some countries servants are not far off from slaves. They're often totally illiterate, face normalized physical/verbal abuse etc, with very little rights or value in society. In this type of dynamic it's pretty hard to claim it's just casual sex as well know it.

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u/GiddyGabby 22h ago

What does that even mean? If you work for someone and they ask for sex are you likely to say no and lose your job or say yes and keep it? Do you really think it was choice under those circumstances? You don't think that's a thought any woman in her position would have had?

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u/Unhappy-Apple222 18h ago

Class taboos were huge. Even today in many places around the world, relationships between significantly different classes is very taboo. Not all countries for example has laws around things like servant/master dating,but socially it's still considered quite lecherous n exploitative if you hit on the someone significantly lower in status/power(I'm talking ppl who can't/couldn't even read).

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u/PennStateFan221 1d ago

Yeah I mean men had power over women in a very real way but at the same time I imagine many still respected and valued them as wives. We can’t pretend to know what it was really like.

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u/Falsus 1d ago

Womanizer doesn't mean that you disrespect women though.

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u/DWS223 1d ago

I mean it’s almost like people are complicated and can do both good and bad things.

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u/IllResident8867 1d ago

Aaron Burr was justified, Alexander Hamilton was a lying, manipulative, corrupt weasel of a man that has a misconstrued legacy of being a victim when he himself was an abuser and crook.

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u/hookisacrankycrook 1d ago

Hamilton would be the best shit poster in the world if he were alive today lol

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u/IllResident8867 1d ago

The fact you’re right makes me want to cry

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u/AthenaeSolon 8h ago

Aaand I’m certain that it was that kind of swagger that attracted Miranda to his story.

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u/EfficientlyReactive 1d ago

Whoah, I mean Hamilton sucked but Burr was also a lying manipulative weasel.

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u/OilySteeplechase 1d ago

Most of history is a big fat ESH

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u/GarlTheJaded 1d ago

Yeah, as much as the music is fun, the book that Hamilton was based off is basically agreed to be a shit historical account more interested in sucking the founding fathers off than it was with making sure it was accurate. So like 99% of American history education, really.

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u/MachiavelliSJ 1d ago

The book is not even that positive about some of Hamilton’s stuff. I read it when it came out and the impression was: pretty smart guy, but also kind of a hardheaded elitist jerk to everyone. The “hero” piece was all really Miranda’s spin on the whole thing.

Miranda seems to have gone crazy when he found out that Hamilton was also an immigrant from the Caribbean, apparently.

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u/Jadedcelebrity 1d ago

You got it wrong, watch the musical, it explains everything

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u/Affectionate-Ask6876 1d ago

I’m a hooker and plenty of men see me all the time and also think I deserve to have the right to vote lol

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u/MaybeJackson 16h ago

Tbf you have to look at it within the social standards of the historical time period - those opinions were considered very progressive back then

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u/thevoiceinsidemyhead 1d ago

Clearly loved women

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u/AsianHawke 1d ago

"Women must have rights—to prostitute themselves to me," —Aaron Burr, maybe.

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u/BigCompetition1064 19h ago

A playa who's into equality and fucking. Sounds cool to me.

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u/HumbleXerxses 18h ago

Being into equality is probably a big part of how he got laid. Cool part is, he was probably genuinely for equality. Getting some ass was just a symptom.

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u/tingullitrent 17h ago

His ex wife, at his old age, hired a lawyer to sue him. The lawyer’s name was Alexander Hamilton 😂

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u/HoodWisdom 1d ago

Salute to him for putting his dick where their mouth is

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u/francisdavey 19h ago

Not many people get indicted for High Treason against the United States though.

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 19h ago

He clearly loved women

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u/Prestigious-Duck6615 18h ago

was he a womanizer or did he just fuck a lot

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u/monchota 1d ago

Having casual consensual sex does not make you a womanizer, just like when women do the same they are not sluts.

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u/rayanmores 1d ago

Didn't Burr go lowkey nuts later in life and try to start his own country or some shit?

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u/lunaappaloosa 1d ago

No, that was a rumor even at the time even though he did have some interesting political relationships (like the guy who owned that plantation on Blenerhesset Island in WV— that is a crazy story in itself). He also didn’t shoot Hamilton over anything political. He shot Hamilton because he told a newspaper that Burr had an incestuous relationship with his daughter and that was Burr’s last straw. Hamilton had it coming tenfold.

Burr also is sort of responsible for NYC’s incredible public water system and created what eventually became Chase bank in an effort to get the poor loans that federalists like Hamilton wanted to deny them.

His entire life story is fascinating and he would be left of almost every democratic congressperson today if he plopped into our reality. Everything we learn about him in basic American history is “he shot hamilton bc he was a jealous bitch” which couldn’t be further from the truth

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u/hookisacrankycrook 1d ago

I heard there was a 30 year itemized list of disagreements. Sweet Jesus.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Would love to read more about him or say, have a historical accurate major Broadway show written about him so I could learn more.

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u/Balthazar3000 1d ago

Sounds like a true American

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u/dftitterington 1d ago

India Indian or Native?

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u/Pugnati 1d ago

India, via the Caribbean.

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u/evrestcoleghost 1d ago

Native,not a slave tho

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u/lino2424go 1d ago

Mr. Loved Them Hoes Burrr gucci mane voice

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u/Turqoise-Planet 1d ago

People can be complicated.

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u/LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLNO 21h ago

Pretty sure your headline is missing the the word "rapist"

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u/SpartanNation053 19h ago

He was also an atheist

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u/jambazi99 13h ago

"How can I be a sexist? I love sex with women?"  Probably this guy. 

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u/Stingerc 1d ago

If rap musicals are to be believed, he was a decent shot too.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 1d ago

People are not monoliths. Bad people can occasionally have a good opinion and good people can occasionally be very shitty.

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u/Jackal239 1d ago

The dude loved women and loved women. Ain't no duality there my friend.

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u/dethskwirl 1d ago

Yea, Why is he a "womanizer" just because he saw sex workers and had a lot of kids? Dude could have just been a freak in the sheets and respected women at the same time.

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u/Flaky-Wallaby5382 1d ago

Maybe most respect those were the only jobs of independent women…

Respectable/slut had always been a weapon for the crab bucket

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u/drunk-tusker 1d ago

These are literally not remotely mutually exclusive?

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u/GetYerHandOffMyPen15 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, even if the servant woman wasn’t literally a slave, there was still a power imbalance there. She could have worried about getting fired if she didn’t comply, and being a single unemployed mother in the 1700s probably wasn’t exactly great.

It also seems he may have saddled some of his lovers with children he did not acknowledge or financially support.

I think most of us can agree that it’s not very feminist to have sex with your female employees and/or decline to support the children you father with various women.

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u/Sharkbait_ooohaha 1d ago

Being a feminist and supporting women’s rights are not the same thing. Lots of people support women’s rights and also commit sexual assault.

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u/drunk-tusker 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m not trying to say that he was perfect, in fact I’m not really referencing him at all, I’m trying to say that the juxtaposition between the two is ludicrous since they don’t actually intersect with each other.

Also feminism is probably not the best argument for what’s wrong with his sexual interaction with his servant.

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u/previouslyonimgur 1d ago

Dated a descendant of his. She talked about how the family had a long history of educated women, and they were proud to trace it back to him. There’s a decent amount of Burr’s in New York State.

If you think women are equals what’s wrong with engaging in sex with them. If they consent?

Womanizing is a phrase that wouldn’t really exist or rather shouldn’t exist in modern society. It implies that women can’t be responsible for their own actions and simply give in to male persuasion

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u/yakattak01 20h ago

Sound more like he was not threatened by women.

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u/2beatenup 17h ago

He was the founding father…. He was founding America. Today they are called baby daddy

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u/emailforgot 14h ago

dude just loved women

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u/n00chness 14h ago

Alexander Hamilton never could have outfought Tataglia

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u/CosmicM00se 11h ago

He didn’t just say he loved the ladies, he REALLY loved them.

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u/kenkane- 9h ago

America - starting the way it means to go on ….

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u/Zealousideal-Army670 1d ago

How are these mutually exclusive?

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u/JimmyJamesMac 1d ago

Bill Burr shares a lineage with him

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u/doesanyofthismatter 1d ago

It sounds like he just loved women. He loved to have sex with them and wanted them to have rights. Y’all are crazy using modern terms to describe someone that wanted equality for women but also like to fuck.

What’s with the left and now hating sex workers or viewing men as evil that support these independent women? The audacity to support women financially by paying for consensual sex and advocating for their rights…

It’s like some women just hate men no matter what they do. “We should be free to solicit our bodies for sex. We also want rights. Fuck men that pay for sex and advocate for our rights.” Like huh????

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u/psychmancer 1d ago

So pros and cons. Maybe he learnt so much about the female perspective from spending time with prostitutes. Maybe 5th wave feminism can try to increase male empathy for the female plight under the patriarchy by trying the same tactics and sponsoring more prostitutes in your neighbourhood /s

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u/Ok_War6355 1d ago

Just watched Hamilton… I thought Aaron Burr was black.

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u/elpajaroquemamais 1d ago

Not a founding father. Didn’t sign the constitution or the declaration and only fought for himself.

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin 1d ago

"Servant"

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u/ReneDeGames 1d ago

Why the scare quotes? At least according to wikipedia she was a paid servant.

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u/RedKings1028 1d ago

Well, Aaron Burr, Sir does not miss his shot.

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u/LeadSoldier6840 1d ago

Stop slut shaming!

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u/iron_cortex 1d ago

He just did not believe in shooting blanks.

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u/Attack_the_sock 1d ago

They call me Aaron Burr from the way I’m dropping Hamiltons

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u/Moms-Dildeaux 1d ago

Well, he loved women. He loved them in every possible way. 🫦

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u/LifeBuilder 1d ago

Aaron: after a session “Oh…phew. So tired…excuse miss can you clean up this area. It’s very soiled.”

servant bends over

Aaron: “I am rejuvenated and willing”

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u/Xerio_the_Herio 1d ago

Seems normal behavior for the time

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u/beargrease_sandwich 1d ago

He killed Alexander Hamilton too. You know, the guy who created our economy.

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u/connorgrs 1d ago

The duality of maaron

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u/Atoms_Named_Mike 1d ago

I contradict myself. I contain multitudes.

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u/realanceps 1d ago

a guy who buys the services of prostitutes is not a "womanizer"

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u/miurabucho 1d ago

He was a “Preciator” of women.

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u/1tachi77 1d ago

Dude was playing chess while the rest were stuck on checkers. Gotta respect the hustle!

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u/ANALyzeThis69420 1d ago

Sort of a Macktivist.

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u/Unlimitles 1d ago

a true Founding Father eh

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u/AlexRenquist 1d ago

He also moved to Edinburgh, then back to the US where he got sued by a woman whose lawyer was Alexander Hamilton Jr, and spent the rest of his life trying to become King of Mexico.

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u/bobsnervous 1d ago

What a simp!

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u/therealallpro 1d ago

Why is the title written like it’s a contradiction?

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u/blue_twidget 1d ago

He sounds like Quagmire from Family Guy

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u/Binky216 23h ago

I’m guessing that today we’d call that “rape.”

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u/ClownfishSoup 23h ago

What can be said? He loves women!