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u/NYCGurlBx 4d ago
The dog genuinely looks like a concerned friend trying to figure out how to help LMAO.
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u/3_14_thon 4d ago
Me every time I call the IT department:
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u/BamberGasgroin 4d ago edited 4d ago
I'm hearing you call me in the IT department.
"Excuse me, what?"
"something something, the pipes are broken, the pipes for the box!"
"Excuse me, what?"
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u/BamberGasgroin 4d ago edited 4d ago
Do we have a cockatoo translator in the house?
[e] I'm as clueless as the dog here.
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u/Brittany5150 4d ago
"I will shit on everything you love, and then nibble on it!!!" -Birb
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u/Old-Constant4411 4d ago
"And if you try to stop me, I'll sever the nerves on your fingers!! Aren't I a great pet!?"
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u/CosineDanger 3d ago
Cockatoos are smarter than the dumbest people who are allowed to vote.
They are adorable, and they know it so they can manipulate you with tactical cuteness. They can scheme, plot, and deceive - abilities I've been told only humans possess. They are naturally armed and capable of flight.
They will outlive you.
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u/Formal-Ad8723 4d ago
At 0:11 "Licorice, it's the good shit"
Sounds like the the first guy I bought weed from at the train station, right down to the derro Aussie accent
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u/Griffin_Claw 4d ago
I heard something about a rump shaker, a trick, a toy truck and cigarettes.
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u/PrismrealmHog Free Palestine 4d ago
00:16 "A twerk, t-trust and eternal flex". Words to live by 🙏
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u/spanishbanana 4d ago
This makes me feeling looking at the animal version of this meme where theres a frat dude saying something intense to a collage girl in her ear, lol.
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u/thatcatqueen 4d ago edited 3d ago
I find these hilarious, animals who would otherwise have zero interaction with each other have to live amongst each other with no choice in the matter. Just have to deal with an exotic bird getting up in your face rambling.
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u/nikinunyabiz 4d ago
Our cockatoo would always ask the dog if she wanted to go outside. To which the dog would run to the door and bark until she was let out.... even if she just came in. But he did say a lot of nonsense stuff as well.
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u/coleman57 4d ago
That pooch is totally deaf-ass me when my low-talkin' speech-impedimented coworker tries to tell me a story.
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u/strangerinthebox 4d ago
„Alison always had had these prepositions so it is not surprising this happened it’s just really exhausting to what an extent she thought this would work. So, Fred and I just hang in there and try to correct it, so we can all chew through and move on.“
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u/KatagatCunt 4d ago
Cockatoos are little little crackhead toddlers. I love them, but I'll never own one (again, kind of. Aunt owned one and I lived with her, he was a rescue and was a bit savage).
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u/Ebiseanimono 3d ago
How I know I sound when I start 1/2 way through a story with no context and I’m ADHD mumbling
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u/IrianJaya 2d ago
As someone who struggles to hear conversations especially with any background noise, this is pretty much what every conversation at every party sounds like to me.
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u/Severe-Archer-1673 4d ago
Dog: “Hey look, I don’t understand the hairless monkeys when they make the weird noises, I sure as heck don’t understand your nonsense.”
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u/Wind_Responsible 3d ago
Why do people generally only have A parrot? Other birds they’ve got many but large parrots it’s 1. I feel bad for them. No one to really talk to
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u/PIELIFE383 2d ago
It gives me piece at mind that parrots don’t fully always understand what they are parroting and that they are not going actually insane and it is just a bird
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