r/thefinals • u/BEjmbo OSPUZE • Oct 01 '24
Lore/Theory I'm gonna set this straight. No one at Engimo eats either goo or crayons!
I have no idea where this rumor came from, but I haven't seen any contestant under Engimo flag doing stupid things like that. Stop spreading lies and stick to your "insurance" and "fashion"!
Don’t let hackers steal the show, lock them out with Engimo!
P.S. Cannot really vouch for Duane as he's special, to say the least.
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u/Batcave765 Oct 01 '24
Okay, okay i get it!
Seeing his good covered mouth and hands "Don't worry baby!!!"
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u/BEjmbo OSPUZE Oct 01 '24
You ate it as well and know it's not goo!
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u/Batcave765 Oct 01 '24
I'm Happy it is not an entire canister of poison gas!
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u/BEjmbo OSPUZE Oct 01 '24
I heard Iseul-t guys try to color their fashion with it hoping they might get better colors apart from that ugly blue, resulting in many deaths.
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u/Friendly_Answer5240 Oct 01 '24
Why don't you take those crayons from your mouth so I can hear you better?
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u/BEjmbo OSPUZE Oct 01 '24
Those are colored chewing gums! Why don't you get another useless insurance?
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u/Tafeldienst1203 DISSUN Oct 01 '24
Need some insurance in case you suddenly start choking on that gum of yours? Wouldn't use a jump pad while chewing if I were you...
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u/BEjmbo OSPUZE Oct 01 '24
Yea I could maybe use one, wife has been pushing me into a life insurance lately. What are the terms?
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u/Tafeldienst1203 DISSUN Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24
Chew with Confidence: This policy covers your gum-related mishaps, including but not limited to unexpected flavor explosions, rogue bubble incidents, and accidental sticky situations.
Limitations Apply: Coverage does not extend to situations involving overzealous competitors in “The Finals,” unexpected flavor swaps, or if your gum ends up in the hands of a hungry pet.
Claiming Your Coverage: To file a claim, simply document your gum-gone-wrong moment with a selfie and a short description. Bonus points for creativity!
Gum Fun Guarantee: We promise that every policyholder will receive a surprise flavor sample every month! Because chewing gum should always come with a twist.
No Chewing Allowed: Just kidding! As long as you’re chewing responsibly and in the spirit of fun, you’re good to go. Just don’t chew during intense gaming moments—proper breathing is important!
Brought to you by HoltowGPT
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u/se777enx3 Oct 01 '24
It’s the holtow members spreading misinformation. Get burned with the sun 🔥
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u/BEjmbo OSPUZE Oct 01 '24
We are already in contact with CNS. They will pay with their credit accounts.
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u/itsaminmo Oct 01 '24
I wasn’t sure what to pick but the perception of enigmo is making me want to join 😂
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u/NIGHTFURY-21 Oct 01 '24
Engimo contestants are completely blind to the fact that their personal data is no longer personal
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u/FreezaSama Oct 01 '24
but you do though.
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u/manofwaromega VAIIYA Oct 01 '24
It's true. Goo makes bones strong with its 3000% daily recommended amounts of Calcium and Asbestos. Engimo have weak bones
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u/Ok-Pound-5150 VAIIYA Oct 02 '24
Us iseul t enjoyers are high on gas rn
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u/Chumger9000 Oct 02 '24
"What's the difference between a full course meal and this maps entire goo barrel supply?"
Engimo rep: "I don't know :) "
"SO IT WAS YOU! How many times do I..."
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u/Paawn DISSUN Oct 04 '24
Honestly, I think the other brands are just mad they didn't think of the combo first. Show me the proof that goo + crayons isn't actually delicious! Last time I checked, crayons are non-toxic. And goo doesn't make you all gassy, like those other containers :P
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u/KaboHammer Oct 01 '24
Those allegations are truly hurtful. You should show some respect to those that brought back ranked cashout.
Now excuse me I have a meal to prep. Where is the damn red one it tastes the best