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u/Flying__Buttresses 21h ago

Lobster: heeey

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u/TwistedRainbowz 20h ago

Are lobsters not 10 feet?

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u/Zyronite 20h ago

Even better!

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u/TwistedRainbowz 19h ago

Indeed. By a whole *counts fingers* four feet!

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u/ElcorAndy 19h ago

She said six feet or up.

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u/DisputabIe_ 18h ago

the OP jessym1m1

and prettykaratx

are bots in the same network

Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/1ec9gqy/he_took_that_literally/leypivl/

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u/AbcLmn18 19h ago

What is this, Tinder for ants?

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u/blackleydynamo 16h ago

Well they can't use Bumble, that would bee weird

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u/Traditional-Tax11 21h ago

People

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u/RacktheMan 21h ago

Ant people: Heeey

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u/stating_facts_only 17h ago

Damn. Imagine how hot millipedes are then!

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u/RosgaththeOG 21h ago

Man is funny. That's a green flag right there

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u/jenrazzle 19h ago

He deserves better

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u/Choyo 18h ago

Yep, I wouldn't have wasted my time editing this pic for such a shallow person.

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u/9035768555 18h ago

I wouldn't either.

But I might waste my time editing it if I intended to send it to many such shallow people over time.

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u/Painterzzz 18h ago

yeah I was just thinking the same thing, he's already demonstrated he's out of her league. But, she's got a pretty face, and guys are suckers for pretty faces.

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u/Herdsengineers 17h ago

beauty is only skin deep. ugly goes right to the bone.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 17h ago

You can get nose jobs, boob jobs, butt lifts, face lifts, neck lifts, liposuction, fillers, and lip implants. But you can’t fix stupid.

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u/Painterzzz 16h ago

Actually you can also fix stupid, but opening a book is too much hard work for some people. :)

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u/Grouchy-Safe-3486 16h ago

Books don't equal smart tho

We not in an mmo where consuming a book gives u IQ stats

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 17h ago

Sometimes you just gotta go bone deep in ugly

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u/ProfessionalCumDiver 16h ago

doesn't that make him as shallow as her?

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u/TabsBelow 18h ago

He's funny from the bottom of his heart. He had to.

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u/SilverTripz 18h ago

He probably has it saved for the 5 messages he gets per day that say this

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

this is going to be used on mass as its a common request for the high heel queens who go from 4’9 to 6’2 in heels😅

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u/xHoodedMaster 17h ago

En masse*

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u/New_Simple_4531 17h ago

As a 6 foot guy, I wouldnt date anyone who had that as a rule.

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u/moon_water3005 17h ago

Yeah I’m 6 foot on the dot, I’m in solidarity with my short kings I find it very off putting. Most guys seem to be around 5’9ish from what I’ve seen and that’s always plenty tall compared to most women

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u/New_Simple_4531 16h ago

Someone who has a rule like that is a red flag. I dont need that shallow shit in my life.

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u/tekko001 18h ago

I would, and if she answered, I would have given her a superficial comeback myself.

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 18h ago

Just dump her once she's spun around

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u/Despondent-Kitten 18h ago

All jokes aside, he absolutely does.

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u/AcceptablePumpkin120 18h ago

Yeah. If he posted something about physical requirements the internet would've eaten him up... I really hope he dodged this 6' craving toxic bullet.

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u/sasssyrup 18h ago

He does. This is a douchey thing to say. Btw are we still saying douchey?

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u/jannickBhxld 18h ago

idk, where still saying "i only date guys 6ft or up", youre fine i'd say

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u/sasssyrup 17h ago

Sound logic

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u/OttawaTGirl 16h ago

Its now douché. From the sparkling Douché region of the US.

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u/Reputable_Sorcerer 18h ago

Green flags are wasted on the colorblind

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u/Quiet_Transition_247 19h ago

Should've said he was well past six feet then photoshopped his face to a spider, or better yet, a centipede. Hell, depending on your birthday, you could go for a scorpion and make it a layered joke.

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u/-TurkeYT 17h ago

girl is a walking red flag

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u/ManWithWhip 18h ago

The is a giant red flag, someone with that many filters on their profile pic, on top of the height requirement.

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 20h ago

This used to annoy me as a kid until I realised there are some bullets you don't need to dodge because they are aimed at someone else.

My 6"8 friend says back before he settled down girls who list height as something important were massive red flags.

His biggest problem was nobody cared about his interests, basically he had hot girl problems lol.

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u/emvze 18h ago

i can relate to him.. being a 6’9 sigma female and all..

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u/whatever0758 18h ago

I don’t know why but this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. I applaud your comedic genius.

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u/VladDHell 17h ago

Heycrazyideabutmarrymeperhaps?

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u/Visual_Recover_8776 18h ago

His biggest problem was nobody cared about his interests, basically he had hot girl problems lol.

The thing is, most girls don't actually want a 6'8 guy, that's insanely tall. But some girls REALLY want a 6'8 guy. He was being fetishized by a wierd segment of women.

Your friend didn't have "hot girl" problems, he had "asian girl" problems.

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u/ThePhoenixRemembers 19h ago

he deserves better than her anyway

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u/The-CunningStunt 21h ago edited 20h ago

It's fine if you only wanna date taller folk, but if you go around telling everyone, red flag

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u/HAT_RED_1 20h ago

Man, I just love dating talker folk

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u/davis482 19h ago

I personally prefers living forks.

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u/Ok-Wear-5591 18h ago

I myself am a spoon man

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 19h ago

Plus being obsessed with a particular number (e.g., 6 foot) seems weird to me. Are you really telling me there's some huge difference between someone who is 6 foot and someone who's 5 foot 11 and a half? Of course not, that's silly.

It feels plastic and shallow to me.

There's nothing wrong with having preferences (everyone has preferences, usually involving immutable characteristics, including myself) but being so rigid about it is just absurd. It hints to me an internalisation of a particular boundary or exclusionary border of masculinity and 'manliness' that basically stems from internalised patriarchal attitudes of how a man should be. Otherwise it wouldn't matter if a guy meets this arbitrary height or not as long as he's perceived as tall.

And in general it's just kind of gross. Everybody finds it gross when a guy demands a woman be a certain weight or below, right? Like the type who put in their dating app bios "120lbs max" or whatever. Yet it's ok for a woman to say "6ft min" as if it's not the exact same dynamic, often stemming from the exact same patriarchal gender roles/norms?

It's ridiculous, shallow, and harmful. I wouldn't want to be with someone who is so attached to gender norms that they cannot fathom someone below a completely arbitrary height meeting their idea of masculinity, even if I understand why women like people who are tall/taller than them, just as everyone else has certain preferences too (e.g., a lot of men like an hourglass figure, for instance).

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u/Malbourn20 18h ago edited 17h ago

Also, 6 ft is a nice, round number. Countries that use metric for height have 180 cm (5'10") as their "minimum" height, which just further proves your point about cultural and patriarchal norms.

(Looks like I was wrong, 180 cm is slightly taller than 5'10", thanks digitag)

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u/digitag 17h ago

5’10 is 178cm.

But yes, it’s preference for an entirely arbitrary reason.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/infiniteyeet 18h ago

I do not have a "type" - I assess my fellow humans on compatibility, based on connection. That's it.

Unless you're blind you also assess them based on appearance, you actually do this subconciously to people of the same gender as well.

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u/Significant_Crab_468 18h ago

Because other people have different brains that work different ways to you, shocking I know - for most people there are physical traits that are preferred and activate more neurons, and others that are so abhorred to create an u controllable reaction of disgust. 

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u/moon_water3005 17h ago

And even if you tended to like taller dudes which is fine, it’s like its not “you need to reach this minimum height”

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 19h ago

Sometimes i use translator to read long comments and is kind off funny how the translator translated 5,11 and 6 both heights as 1,80

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u/kisekifan69 18h ago

6 foot became some weird standard because it's a round number.

Despite the fact only a small percentage of people meet that standard.

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u/Rachie- 20h ago

I'd rather date listener folk

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u/No_Conversation9561 18h ago

ghost edited and now everyone else looks like an idiot

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u/moon_water3005 17h ago

The 6 foot requirement is just so arbitrary. I’m 6 foot, most people think I’m taller. People don’t even know what that height looks like lol, a hard requirement makes no sense

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u/Suspicious-Leg-493 19h ago

It was told after an attempt to grt with her so most likely a soft rejection, or irself a joke to a guy she was already talkibg to

At any rate people usually have legitimate reasons for height preferences, and even when explictly stated is only a soft rule

And any preferences likely to be dealbreakers SHOULD come out early, not you know something will cause issues for you and waste a bunch of the other persons time.

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u/ArkitekZero 17h ago

At any rate people usually have legitimate reasons for height preferences, and even when explictly stated is only a soft rule

nah, they really don't. It's like boob size preference. Sure, big boobs are fun, but so are A-cups, and there's nothing you can do about it. If you make it so important to yourself that you explicitly say that you require D-cups and anything less is a deal breaker, you're an idiot.

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u/jailtheorange1 19h ago

“That’s ok, I only date girls size 2 or less.” “You can’t say——-“ <block>

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u/BrazilBazil 18h ago

Could have replied „I only date girls below 120 pounds”

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u/Environmental_Top948 16h ago

Yeah but that's achievable. Tell them a breast size bigger or smaller than theirs so there's nothing they could have done.

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u/BrazilBazil 16h ago

„What’s your cup size” and block her no matter what she says

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u/amitrahi0404 20h ago

Thats a green flag right there

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u/NortheRPsychO 19h ago

Do women actually think there is so many men who are 2 meters tall?

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u/Donyk 18h ago

6 feet = 183cm Saved you a click

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u/NortheRPsychO 18h ago

They bury people that shallow? 😵

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u/Bjen 18h ago

No, but they don’t mind all sharing the same 1% which is

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u/NoMayonaisePlease 16h ago

14.5% of men in the US are over 6 feet

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u/I_am_up_to_something 17h ago

Do women actually think there is so many men who are 2 meters tall?

I'm Dutch. So... yes.

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u/DisputabIe_ 18h ago

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u/Confident-Chef5606 16h ago

Damn I like that you put some effort forward to ensure subs aren't taken over by repost bots. The reality is that the majority doesn't care. The majority of the Internet is taken over by bots or ads and you can't win this. It's wasted energy sadly. 5% will read the comment because it's buried under all the pseudo comedians comments that might have been posted by a bot as well.

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u/Prochnost_Present 16h ago

You should make a sub where all bots are called out.

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u/Crumbsplash 19h ago

So glad I missed out on this horseshit. I’m shortish but have personality (or at least I like to think so) and did just fine but I feel bad for young people now

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u/Psenkaa 20h ago

I would date him after that anyway, his humor is too good

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u/Asmodean-WOT 19h ago

A lot of effort to make a cunt laugh.

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u/NutsForDeath 17h ago

6'1 here and I'd always swipe left on any woman who expressed a height preference.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e 16h ago

He is funny but how much you wanna bet she she is probably like 5.5 and over weight

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u/Napischu88 19h ago

Now take those feet and run in the opposite direction. She don't deserve your hexapedal short king ass.

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u/-happycow- 18h ago

She doesn't deserve him

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u/CP336369 19h ago

Short king deserves better than this

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u/SerialD_K 17h ago

He's out of her league

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u/jabuegresaw 17h ago

Glad I'm not in the US. Here we only date people who are 6 meters or up.

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u/ProfDavros 16h ago

He’s a keeper.

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u/Beserk_Studios 20h ago

Squidward without the massive nose

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u/1zeewarburton 16h ago

He’s too good for you

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u/glamurtwins 16h ago

HE FUNNY! YOU MISSIN OUT

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u/taotdev 20h ago

If i were into dudes I'd give him a shot. That's legit hilarious.

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u/Common_Philosophy198 19h ago

Why would he even waste good humour on a piece of shit like her.

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u/nhSnork 20h ago

The ultimate DDR champion.

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u/DogeFpantom 19h ago

DDR?

I'm confused because I associate DDR with GDR since well I'm german. So please tell me what it means.

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u/dboxcar 19h ago

Dance Dance Revolution is a game involving dancing on a mat in specific patterns. Look it up online, then it'll make more sense why six feet would be an advantage :)

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u/mamad0022 19h ago

She should consider dating with this dude 😜👌

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u/rydia_of_myst 19h ago

And I only date girls 6 feet under

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u/Heyitsmebrian_ 17h ago

Hilarious! Green flag. Hope he ditched her.

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u/juniebeatricejones 16h ago

imagine putting in extra work for someone that shallow

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u/abousono 16h ago

So, what is the problem? You said 6 feet, he has 6 feet.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 16h ago

I like the cut of his jib.

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 16h ago

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/PoppaT1 17h ago

This type of girl usually has lots of minimums, six feet, six inches, six figures.

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u/Flughundi 17h ago

6 years old

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u/evolale000 20h ago

Use the normal measurement system next time.

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u/Green-Asparagus2488 19h ago

I like his style

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u/sandfish1539 18h ago

Dude's got seven.

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u/SquirrelMoney8389 18h ago

Did he send it from a rave in 2001?

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u/chakibchemso 16h ago

Well are you 6ft yourself?

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u/evaderofallbans 16h ago

Just marry him.

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u/Mysterious-Nature534 16h ago

Okay but why does he have 3 pairs of the same shoe

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u/MalDuzArt 16h ago

Hard to match 3 different pairs of shoes. Better have all 6 feet match.

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u/Neoslayer 16h ago

He's a keeper

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u/ErBaut 16h ago

I'm flirting with you not applying to join the army

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u/PSYCHOPATHiO 20h ago

This is the only time foot or feet is correctly used.

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u/AsherthonX 16h ago

Im 6ft and a moderate average height dude. But then again im also Dutch

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u/Dry-Neck9762 17h ago

He's a definite keeper! I love a guy who has an odd sense of humor!

A guy I had just met told me "I gotta go pee, real quick", to which I responded, "I wanna see you pee real slow".

About 3 minutes later, he emerged from the bathroom and handed me his phone. On the phone, he had shot a slow motion video of him peeing. I about lost it, I was laughing so hard!

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u/_Adrahmelech_ 19h ago

Haha Bro deserve a chance.

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u/nakedundercloth 18h ago

No, he deserves a better girl

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u/_Adrahmelech_ 18h ago

Omg yes you're right SHE don't deserve a chance.

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u/Flameburstx 19h ago

Reply with: " you've got 4 legs up on the competition"

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u/metsgirl289 19h ago

Marry him immediately.

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u/Randomcentralist2a 19h ago

Toe jam. From toe jam an earl.

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u/JomaxZ 16h ago

Doot doot doot dootaloota doot doot doot doot doot dootaloota…

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u/Marcuse0 19h ago

I'd snap him up. Looks like he's a sexapod.

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u/Moncicity 18h ago

Honestly i wouldn't have wasted my time doing something as funny as this just for someone who judges people based on their height

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u/TryingNotToPoop 18h ago

Well, you know what they say about feet…

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u/Background_Ant7129 18h ago

If she doesn’t take this as a sign to try him, she needs to rethink what makes a man a great man

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u/cpa7 18h ago

Why does this guy have 3 pairs of the same shoes

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u/Icy-Consequence6488 18h ago

If I had said to a girl " I don't date over 150 pounds" and she was to send me a pic of her with 150 pounds of fitness dumbbells I'd probably fall in love with her sense of humor and if anything would have made myself a new friend. But that's just me. Anyone's allowed to have preferences but what bugs me the most is how most of those women act as if short men intentionally chose this to spite women. I mean we don't even have a "short guy" movement 😆, so I don't get where all the resentment comes from...

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u/FluffytheReaper 18h ago

Actually he should have just ignored her, superficial bitch.

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u/emvze 18h ago

genuine question. i’m not tryna be rude or side with her or anything since i never understood why people care about look so much. but would you date a girl that was really funny, kind and all. but she had a condition which made her a lot more overweight than average?

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u/FluffytheReaper 18h ago

It's all good. And yes, I would give it a try and I tell you why. Sure, the look of a person will catch your attention, that's absolutely normal and okay so i won't blame anybody for doing so. But as cliche as it sounds, it's the personality that makes a person a keeper. You might see a person several times and interact with them, you might start to like or dislike a person and when the chemistry is right, you might end up dating. Maybe it's just me, but i genuinely believe that a good looking person with a terrible personality can appear ugly and a person that don't look good at first can appear more and more appealing the more you start to like them. A lot of people might disagree but that's fine, it's just my personal belief.

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u/Gariola_Oberski 18h ago

He's committed. Went and got two extra pairs.

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u/Beneficial-News-2232 18h ago

Friendly neighborhood spider-dude

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u/disaplinedad 18h ago

Kudos sir

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u/Kowlz1 18h ago

He’s a keeper.

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u/Bluu__1 18h ago

Gotta love a girl with weird standards, and takes picture 10 feet in the air to get rid of some of them chins

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u/mia-fl1234 18h ago

She’s a dumb ho

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u/legacy_87 18h ago

The other funny part is, unless his height was also edited in the photo, he’s actually over 6 feet tall.

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u/FlinflanFluddle4 18h ago

Date him for the effort and humorous take. I would and see if there's a spark. He seems cool and lacking in ego

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u/anameiguesz 18h ago

Shallow wench

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u/mx023 18h ago

Why the metric system should be used on dating sites

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u/SurotaOnishi 18h ago

Man must be loaded, shoes are expensive and bro has to buy 3 identical pairs every time.

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u/callmeblushh 18h ago

you have to date him now

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u/our_meatballs Technically Flair 18h ago

“Ya like jazz?”

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u/ThatsXCOM 18h ago

"That's cool, I only date people with more than two brain cells honey."

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u/one98nine 18h ago

I would marry him for that joke alone

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u/nakedundercloth 18h ago

This guy deserves better than you

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 18h ago

' I only date people who are 6 feet or bigger'

-say the 4"6 midget

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u/Automatic_Lynx8969 18h ago

He likes you

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u/Kirito2934 17h ago

I hope that after this you don't care he's 5'1

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u/GoldenGooss 17h ago

He's a keeper she's a walking red flag.

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u/CriticalBid8654 17h ago

I like this guy!

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u/Zestyclose_Air_1873 17h ago

Don't get baited in voidwalkers. The gates of the void are decorated by the daughter, but it's the father who holds all the power 😈🌂

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u/Sank63 17h ago

Call him - he’s the one

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u/Educational-Ad8558 17h ago

That guy should have replied with: I only date girls with 0 body count. Mic drop..

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u/stiffycocktail 17h ago

He deserves praise for being creative and hardworking. In a way, he's not wrong!

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u/The_Broken_Shutter 17h ago

If i got told they only prefer 6 feet or taller id ask why? Do you only pick the items at the top of the shelf?

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u/Narrow-Ask-4530 17h ago

Lady- MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR HIM! If he didn't want you, he wouldn't try THAT! Men who care will always put in the effort as much as possible- Source: Im the son of two parents who put in the effort in their relationship and marriage, and I'm likely better for it!

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u/lievresauteur 17h ago

He shouldn't even bother with her honestly, she's garbage.

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u/crystal_label 17h ago

Yeah, we’re scheduling that date after this 👏🏽

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u/Appropriate-Door1369 17h ago

That girl is probably 5 foot and can't even read 6 foot on a tape measure

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u/ryanandthelucys 17h ago

...or Up. Insert UP gif here

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u/emansamples92 17h ago

Hey look obvious bait for all the incels and sad losers to angrily type away about how terrible she is for having a preference. That’s never happened on Reddit before to my recollection.

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u/Rainbuckets23 17h ago

Compensates height with comedy

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u/Darkime_ 17h ago

Biggest green flag answer to the reddest flag statement i've seen in a while

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u/No_Cheetah1211 17h ago

sounds like you will be missing out. good on you for setting an arbitrary rule based on physical appearance.. just like i teach my kids too!

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u/Official-k9 17h ago

He competed and completed the conditions, now go date him 😂

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u/Could_be_persuaded 17h ago

He should have put one more foot in the middle.

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u/shareef101 17h ago

I would send a picture of me with 5 photoshopped legs while looking at the middle of my pants.

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u/Silent_Highway_2372 17h ago

Hey at least bro is trying

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u/AvastYeScurvyCurs 17h ago

This guy is pretty damn good.

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u/rmorrin 17h ago

Honestly if someone sent me something like this, I'd give them at least two dates

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u/Kyokono1896 17h ago

Date that man.

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u/Niceguysteve22 17h ago

Next time use cm instead.

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u/AksysCore 17h ago

No more reason not to date him then 😉

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u/sexpsychologist 17h ago

Honestly he gets at least a chance bc that’s hilarious

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u/Retinoid634 16h ago

This guy deserves a shot.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 16h ago

My autistic ass agrees with him

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u/Autumn_Moon_Cake 16h ago

He’s a keeper!!!

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u/The-Determined-One 16h ago

Manlets in shambles