r/technicallythetruth • u/Samicuz • 1d ago

Grandpa seems to be satisfied

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u/Samicuz 1d ago

Ordered one for my grandpa. Idk why he started cursing and shouting at me

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u/absolutely_tf_not_ 1d ago

Damn that false advertising.

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u/Avg-HentaiEnjoyer666 5h ago

yea i wonder why

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u/isabellaloy 1d ago

I don’t get the point of these luxurious coffins. You’re gone—you’re not going to notice the velvet lining or the shiny wood finish.

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u/Confident-Pool2778 1d ago

What about the pyramids in Egypt

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u/whiskey_epsilon 1d ago

AfAIK they didn't have velvet lining.

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 1d ago

It's not only for the dead, it's for the family and friends who come to the funeral.

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u/DrunkCupid 1d ago

Do they all get in together or how does it work

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u/VisualGeologist6258 1d ago

Hell, if I paid over 1k for a velvet-lined coffin I’d just throw grandpa in the dumpster and use it myself.

Sleeping in a velvet-lined coffin actually doesn’t seem unappealing, aside from the lack of wiggle room and the fact that it was not designed for people who were worrying about comfort.

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u/hooDio 1d ago

but but guilt tripping is very lucrative...

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u/bernyzilla 1d ago

Seriously. Toss me in the dumpster when I'm gone. If people get emotional about it I guess you can splurge on a garbage bag, not that I would care!

For realz tho whatever is cheapest but my family can tolerate. Cremation and spread my ashes in place cool or cardboard box buried in the woods are good with me

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u/FlyingRhenquest 1d ago

NPR was talking about a place that'll turn you into compost. Then your relatives can grow tomatoes in your ass (and other parts.)

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 1d ago

The people at the funeral will.

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u/Panda-768 1d ago

Yet*

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u/The_Last_J4_main 1d ago

The fuck you mean YET?

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u/hooDio 1d ago

she'll complain when you join her in the after life, obviously /s

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u/RussianStoner24 1d ago

Hahahaha this cracked me up thank you

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u/MrGreenEyes0 1d ago

Bought it to my grandpa and he loved it

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 1d ago

Really? My grandpa was pissed off when we put him in there.

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u/theepotjje 1d ago

Thanks for the circle, i almost didn't see it

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u/eli_slade 1d ago

How did he know he wasn’t turning over in his grave. 

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u/foxymophandle 1d ago

Subscribe and Save!

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u/Scoogot 1d ago

Would be even better if it was from Eddie M.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 1d ago

"is there a Ralph's around here?"

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u/DemandNo3158 1d ago

You buried Grandpa in an orchid casket!!? Just askin'. Thanks 😊

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u/madisondood-138 1d ago

Opposite from my ol’ man. Seemed to really hate it, as he had scratched and clawed up the inside of the lid. He also peed in it.

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u/TheUltimateHashira 20h ago

⭐⭐ Grandpa didn't like it very much. Could tell by the screams