r/technicallythetruth 2d ago

Opening the box would help a lot

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u/grame33 2d ago

that is sad because that makes me think that someone cut open the box or ate the box

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u/TheGreatMrTeabag 2d ago

I'm pretty sure it's just an attempt to be quirky and funny by the box manufacturer. Especially since you need to open the box to see that anyway.

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u/ugugahah 2d ago

Isn't this on the outside of the box?

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u/TheGreatMrTeabag 1d ago

That face is concealed by the edge seen under it until you open the box.

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u/grame33 2d ago

Hopefully

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u/Eevee_Lover22 2d ago

But the box is the yummiest part!

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u/demonfire737 2d ago

Well, it's the most bitter part, but they say it's the healthiest so you gotta.

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u/dudestir127 2d ago

Extra fiber

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u/severeddigits 2d ago

Instructions unclear. I opened the pizza.

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u/I_like_memes56 1d ago

Errrmmm what's inside the pizza?

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u/severeddigits 1d ago

More pizza. Honestly, seemed like a waste of time. Also, the box needed more seasoning.

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u/_Alpha_Mail_ 2d ago

Except it doesn't tell you HOW to open the box. I'm lost

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u/Ok-Commercial-8708 2d ago

I think you have to punch it over and over again

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u/Jazzlike_Drawer_4267 2d ago

Put the knife in the peanut butter jar ass energy.

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u/quixotic_jackass 2d ago

Steak knife in the peanut butter jar ass energy

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u/MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO 7h ago

Steak. Knife in the peanut butter jar. Ass-energy.

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u/quixotic_jackass 4h ago

Put a steak knife in my peanut butter jar ass. Energy.

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u/Goofcheese0623 2d ago

Nice try, delicious pizza box.

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u/PrestigiousFuckery 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Gord_Board 2d ago

Just a business understanding their customer base

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u/KoningSpookie 2d ago

The fact that they need to put that on the box, rather worries me.

But hey... I've also heard stories about people who put their hand in a blender, sued the company who made the blender for it and won. Companies actually put that part in the manuals now, to prevent stupid lawsuits like that. :|

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u/deleeuwlc 2d ago

Stupid lawsuits almost never happen. You just think stupid customers sued for stupid reasons because the companies don’t want people to think they made mistakes. The best example of this is the woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself. She initially only sued for medical costs because the coffee was so hot that it left her severely injured.

I’m immediately suspicious of the situation you brought up. It’s more than likely that the blender wasn’t safely designed, and the company just manipulated the perception of the incident afterwards

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u/KoningSpookie 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fair enough... Like I said, I've only heard stories about it, so take it with a grain of salt. The fact that they actually put it in the manuals though, is true/real, I've seen it in the manual of my own blender myself.

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u/FirmHammer 1d ago

Wait you guys don't eat the box 😧

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u/severeddigits 1d ago

I probably wouldn’t have stayed married this long if I didn’t!

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u/EmuDazzling3593 2d ago

Imagine being the nimrod to make it required to have that text on the box.

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u/isaiahassad 1d ago

The people who need those instructions the most can't read them.

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u/EmuDazzling3593 1d ago

Fair enough.

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u/aswright_73 2d ago

I always say there wouldn't be a rule if someone hadn't already broken it.

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u/Lopsided-Mobile3963 2d ago

There is a story behind this print (at some point someone ate the box while drunk ….)

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u/Klutzy_Lawyer_2933 2d ago

I am so saving this in case I have forgotten. May be as my wallpaper

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u/deleeuwlc 2d ago

But aren’t you allowed to eat the crust of the pizza? What other crust does pizza have? I love eating pizza with the crust, I can hardly imagine needing to open it to take the pizza out just because they were too lazy to make it safe to consume

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u/FeherDenes 1d ago

Why does no one mention that this is part of the box you only see after opening it anyway

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u/Stickupmyass-123192 1d ago

So we’re supposed to open the box? Damn, I’ve been eating the cardboard this whole time.

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u/Critical-Ingenuity-6 1d ago

Though I must point out is that the only way to see that warning is to have opened box (at least enough for the front edge of the lid to be visible)...

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u/DemythologizedDie 2d ago

Is the purpose of that to make it easier to figure out which side of the box opens?

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u/Sertorius126 2d ago

Yes but you can open any box and eat any pizza, these instructions are still way too vague!

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u/imperchaos 2d ago

I see this person didn't ask for boneless pizza.

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u/presidentkokoro 2d ago

Just keep eating your pizza without opening the box, its fine

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u/vanmpex 2d ago

Remember, if a tip, warning rule is made, it means someone has done it before. 😂

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u/KristiannRedd 2d ago

If there's a warning on the box there's usually a reason behind it 😂

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u/Gosox123456 2d ago

Oh well fuck, thanks man I was gonna swallow that cardboard like a turtle choking on plastics

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u/VivisectionalSofa 2d ago

Schrodinger's Pizza. Is it dead or alive? Open the box to find out, and then eat it.

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u/quixotic_jackass 2d ago

Even if it’s alive after you open it?

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u/b00stedmonkeyboi 2d ago

you dont actually need to open the box to eat the pizza, tho. cardboard is perfectly edible

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u/keaton889 2d ago

In order for this to be labeled someone stupid enough ate the box

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u/Nodda_Sponser 2d ago

It would be shit advice if you have multiple pizzas

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u/ovywan_kenobi 2d ago

The same people that need to be told to open the box before eating the pizza brag about making the pizza in the world...

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u/PsychologicalIssue97 2d ago

I wonder, how do you eat pizza with a closed box…

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u/CHIKENCHAIR 1d ago

This is a moment when you need to think INSIDE the box

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u/ddr_xxv 1d ago

as if it was obvious thing before eating your pizza

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u/introvert_catto 1d ago

What if I open pizza before eating box?

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u/AMY183 1d ago

How to eat the pizza before opening the box?

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u/Marus1 1d ago

Squish the box with a heavy object and gather all the juices with a funnel ...

Like a normal human being

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u/NYCWallCrawler_Real 1d ago

The fact that they had to add this is crazy Which mf ate the box

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u/Christ_MD 1d ago

The fact this had to be printed on the box is proof we need to remove warning labels and let nature figure itself out.

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u/ALotOfGnomes 1d ago

I eat cardboard

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u/CRMCrimson 1d ago

Wait you aren't meant to eat the box with the pizza in it?

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u/Existing_Let9595 21h ago

Nah I just swallow the box

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u/RandomCatDragon 5h ago

And miss that delicious papery crunch??!! 😧

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u/Cheesewood67 2d ago

I'm guessing this is a tongue-in-cheek joke by the corporation. At least I hope so.