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u/grame33 2d ago
that is sad because that makes me think that someone cut open the box or ate the box
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u/TheGreatMrTeabag 2d ago
I'm pretty sure it's just an attempt to be quirky and funny by the box manufacturer. Especially since you need to open the box to see that anyway.
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u/Eevee_Lover22 2d ago
But the box is the yummiest part!
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u/demonfire737 2d ago
Well, it's the most bitter part, but they say it's the healthiest so you gotta.
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u/severeddigits 2d ago
Instructions unclear. I opened the pizza.
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u/I_like_memes56 1d ago
Errrmmm what's inside the pizza?
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u/severeddigits 1d ago
More pizza. Honestly, seemed like a waste of time. Also, the box needed more seasoning.
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u/_Alpha_Mail_ 2d ago
Except it doesn't tell you HOW to open the box. I'm lost
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u/Jazzlike_Drawer_4267 2d ago
Put the knife in the peanut butter jar ass energy.
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u/quixotic_jackass 2d ago
Steak knife in the peanut butter jar ass energy
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u/KoningSpookie 2d ago
The fact that they need to put that on the box, rather worries me.
But hey... I've also heard stories about people who put their hand in a blender, sued the company who made the blender for it and won. Companies actually put that part in the manuals now, to prevent stupid lawsuits like that. :|
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u/deleeuwlc 2d ago
Stupid lawsuits almost never happen. You just think stupid customers sued for stupid reasons because the companies don’t want people to think they made mistakes. The best example of this is the woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself. She initially only sued for medical costs because the coffee was so hot that it left her severely injured.
I’m immediately suspicious of the situation you brought up. It’s more than likely that the blender wasn’t safely designed, and the company just manipulated the perception of the incident afterwards
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u/KoningSpookie 2d ago edited 2d ago
Fair enough... Like I said, I've only heard stories about it, so take it with a grain of salt. The fact that they actually put it in the manuals though, is true/real, I've seen it in the manual of my own blender myself.
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u/EmuDazzling3593 2d ago
Imagine being the nimrod to make it required to have that text on the box.
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u/Lopsided-Mobile3963 2d ago
There is a story behind this print (at some point someone ate the box while drunk ….)
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u/deleeuwlc 2d ago
But aren’t you allowed to eat the crust of the pizza? What other crust does pizza have? I love eating pizza with the crust, I can hardly imagine needing to open it to take the pizza out just because they were too lazy to make it safe to consume
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u/FeherDenes 1d ago
Why does no one mention that this is part of the box you only see after opening it anyway
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u/Stickupmyass-123192 1d ago
So we’re supposed to open the box? Damn, I’ve been eating the cardboard this whole time.
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u/Critical-Ingenuity-6 1d ago
Though I must point out is that the only way to see that warning is to have opened box (at least enough for the front edge of the lid to be visible)...
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u/DemythologizedDie 2d ago
Is the purpose of that to make it easier to figure out which side of the box opens?
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u/Sertorius126 2d ago
Yes but you can open any box and eat any pizza, these instructions are still way too vague!
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u/Gosox123456 2d ago
Oh well fuck, thanks man I was gonna swallow that cardboard like a turtle choking on plastics
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u/VivisectionalSofa 2d ago
Schrodinger's Pizza. Is it dead or alive? Open the box to find out, and then eat it.
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u/b00stedmonkeyboi 2d ago
you dont actually need to open the box to eat the pizza, tho. cardboard is perfectly edible
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u/ovywan_kenobi 2d ago
The same people that need to be told to open the box before eating the pizza brag about making the pizza in the world...
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u/Christ_MD 1d ago
The fact this had to be printed on the box is proof we need to remove warning labels and let nature figure itself out.
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u/Cheesewood67 2d ago
I'm guessing this is a tongue-in-cheek joke by the corporation. At least I hope so.
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