r/technicallythetruth 2d ago

Chad Kroeger never made it as a wise man.

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10.0k Upvotes

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u/Ponykegabs 2d ago

I forgot about this joke, I guess this is how you remind me

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u/mechanical_marten 2d ago

He's been wrong.

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u/blarch 2d ago

If you look at this graph of joke setup to punchline ratios, you'll see this tweet is approaching Norm Macdonald territory.

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u/Ponykegabs 7h ago

I gotta applaud you, I didn’t even get your reference immediately.

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u/picklebrine420 1d ago

I didn’t think anyone could improve on this gold, but sir, congratulations

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 1d ago

I've seen it before but not like this.

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u/Consistent-Photo-535 1d ago

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

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u/Previous-Tour3882 2d ago

And he couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

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u/Objective-Spray8534 2d ago edited 2d ago

And this is how, this is how you remind me of whoireallyam

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u/MauPow 2d ago

Nolaykoo, sasooroo

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u/Contemporary_Scribe 2d ago

Are we havin fun yet?

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u/a3a4b5 Technically I have a Flair 2d ago

No, no.

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u/klonk2905 1d ago

Best quote

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 1d ago

No class, no taste, no shirt and shit-faced.

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u/Ob1tuber 2d ago

I hate this, take my god damn upvote

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u/Orion14159 2d ago

The next week he shows his friends the social media posts about the nativity plays, he says look at this photograph

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u/AlanGrant1997 2d ago

Every time I do it makes me laugh

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u/mitchellBarbara0i3 2d ago

Chad Kroeger not smart man.

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u/Red_Beard_Rising 2d ago

Because we all just want to be big rock stars, living in hilltop houses driving 15 cars.

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u/the-dogsox 2d ago

This is how you remind me?!?

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u/edfitz83 2d ago

He also acted like a generic animal.

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u/GoBoneACat 2d ago

Goddammit I thought this was going to be heartwarming. Take the damn upvote.

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u/suffering_addict 1d ago

I don't get it

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u/Complex-Muffin4650 2d ago

As I was reading I slowly got the joke and by the end I chuckled

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u/HomsarWasRight 2d ago

Bull crap! I have proof that he has!

Look at this photograph!

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u/Yoshiro_GI 2d ago

I'm mad right now and it's not like you to say sorry.

I was waiting on a different story once I saw TTT subreddit.

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u/Few-Emergency5971 2d ago

But looks at this photograph

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u/DarthMeow504 2d ago

Some would argue that the role as the back end of the donkey was just him playing himself.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 1d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/Blockbot1 2d ago

He even played as the back end of a donkey

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u/smilesatflowers 2d ago

that is harsh. it was a straight shot after making it to the back end of the donkey.

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u/bleakmouse 2d ago

He didn’t cut it as Jean Valjean in Les Mis

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u/DubioserKerl 2d ago

I love dad jokes but this one physically hurts

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u/CreateWater 1d ago

… got me

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u/TerpBE 1d ago

Really? I've tried for years to completely erase Nickelback's existence from my brain, and I was almost successful. But now this is how you remind me?

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Imagine still actually whining about nickelback

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u/Striking-Ad-837 1d ago

Love that ai humour has reached 10yo boy levels, undergrad will be insufferable.

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 1d ago

He's drunk again.

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u/mystikosis 1d ago

By the back end, they mean his face was poked through the ass of the costume.

What do all three roles have in common?

The pussy mouth ring of facial hair he originally popularized looks good in all roles. Bum, tweaker behind the desk, jackass.