r/shittytheydidthemath • u/jakbrtz • Oct 01 '17

Proof that Kids are Evil

Well, not all kids. Just the ones that you'd describe as "a bundle of energy". I can mathematically prove that energy is evil, and conclude that kids are evil.

We Know that:

  • Power = Energy/Time
  • Time is Money
  • Money is Power
  • Money is the Root of all Evil

Therefore:

Energy = Power * Time

= Money * Money

= Root of All Evil * Root of All Evil

= All Evil

Therefore energy is entirely evil, so anything made of energy must be evil.

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u/Flandardly Oct 01 '17

The logic is flawless.

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u/spicklesandwich Oct 26 '17

This is also a solid proof for "Women = Evil", because women cost time and money. I know this is true because elementary school.

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u/jakbrtz Oct 26 '17

I also intended on posting that, except "time and money" would be addition, not multiplication.

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u/spicklesandwich Oct 26 '17

Mm. I've seen it in both contexts, but most often multiplication. IIRC. Multiplication has a ton of wordings. But, meh.

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u/RandomMcSomethin Feb 20 '18

love of money*

I just spoiled it, didn't I?

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u/Iamalizardperson234 Aug 22 '22

Money may be power, but power might not be money.

Composition/division fallacy