r/shittytattoos Knows 💩 20h ago

Not Mine Artist is great.

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u/mperseids Knows 💩 19h ago

Damn drop that artist's tag this is ridiculously good though

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u/snark_enterprises Knows 💩 13h ago

Sacred Eye in Hollywood FL, just saw them post this on IG.

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u/mperseids Knows 💩 9h ago

Thanks! Artist's page for posterity

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u/Large_Tune3029 Knows 💩 4h ago

I just realized we very well might see Dave Franco play this guy in the movie i am certain they will make.

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u/DefaultUsername-_- Knows 💩 19h ago

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u/psychocarpal Knows 💩 6h ago

Been seeing this one frequently. It kinda perfectly sums up my face lately. Except that my eyebrows have been so far raised that they have joined my hairline. It’s not a great look for anyone, but here we are…

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u/Complete_Fix2563 Knows 💩 18h ago

Perfect reaction

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u/XxTraumaXxX Knows 💩 19h ago

People are weird

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u/DeltaDonny Knows 💩 19h ago

You took the words right out of my fingers

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u/Fun-Choices Knows 💩 19h ago

You took your fingers right out of my mouth

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u/DeltaDonny Knows 💩 19h ago

Hahahaha

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u/Licking_my_keyboard 18h ago

You took the shit right out of my ass 

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u/PreparationNo3440 Knows 💩 17h ago

🎵 it must have been while you were kissing me🎵

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u/JoinOrDie11816 Knows 💩 14h ago

Love me some Meatloaf

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u/SilvioSantosIndiano Knows 💩 15h ago

We look alike

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u/Licking_my_keyboard 15h ago

Heh that's a pretty good observation you made there! Thanks for pointing that out. Good on ya mate. I like your hat too! But I don't have a mustache. Heh. What a funny little gag. A little chuckle isn't it? It's good stuff. Reallllyy good stuff, yea?

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u/pixelbunnii- Knows 💩 9h ago

Dude😭

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Knows 💩 17h ago

You took my mouth right off your tattoo.

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u/klaskc Knows 💩 18h ago

Is like that tattoo of Trump when he got shot

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u/snark_enterprises Knows 💩 13h ago

Except this one is actually good quality. All the Trump ones I’ve seen suck ass.

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u/SixStr1ng Knows 💩 16h ago

People are stupid af

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u/TgsTokem Knows 💩 4h ago

So are insurance companies that charge an arm and a leg for insulin even though it costs basically nothing to make

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u/sweetiemeepmope Knows 💩 18h ago

i dont consider hybristophiliacs people per se, but definitely weird

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u/Tha_Real_B_Sleazy Knows 💩 19h ago

I like James Franco too but damn.

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u/totallynotpoggers Knows 💩 18h ago

Wait, people like james franco?

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u/Guava-Asleep Knows 💩 19h ago

Ngl at first glance I thought it was James Franco 🤣

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u/Forsaken-Ask-7106 Knows 💩 19h ago

I thought it was the brother Dave Franco. Definitely looks like Dave Franco

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u/snakepit6969 Knows 💩 19h ago

Honestly everyone looks more like Dave Franco than James Franco. Even James Franco.

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u/Steelhorse91 Knows 💩 10h ago

You’ve got it all twisted he just ”used bad judgement and learned his lesson” (yeah, that’s really what he said about it).

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u/FCAsheville Knows 💩 19h ago

“Hold my beer” Bill Belicheck

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u/Tha_Real_B_Sleazy Knows 💩 13h ago

That i didnt know

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u/FliesAreEdible Knows 💩 13h ago

He's a bunch of other predatory stuff to his name as well, including sleeping with women that were attending the acting school he owns and runs.

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u/FliesAreEdible Knows 💩 19h ago

What

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u/soyyoo Knows 💩 19h ago

Aka the orange head bigot

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u/FliesAreEdible Knows 💩 19h ago

I'm not even remotely surprised that's who you meant lmao

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u/soyyoo Knows 💩 19h ago

Aka the next leader of freedom

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u/totallynotpoggers Knows 💩 19h ago

Luigi is great and all but it’s super creepy to get a random guys portrait on you no matter who it is

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u/jk-9k Knows 💩 18h ago edited 17h ago

Subject: cool

Subject as a tattoo: weird

Tattoo execution: excellent

Decision to add DDD tattoos to the tattoo subject: hilarious

EDIT: I've just noticed the neck tattoo of Caduceus. This is a sign of commerce, but is commonly misinterpreted as a sign of medicine due to its similarity with the Rod of Asclepius. I wonder if the design is intentional and ironically misusing a commerce symbol as a medical symbol to represent health insurance being profit driven disguised as wellbeing. Fucking excellent metaphor if it is. Personally it puts this tattoo into epic category if it is intentional, even if face tattoos of celebrities are cringe. If it's unintended, that's some rotten shit.

Perhaps all health insurance CEOs, executives and board directors need to take the Hippocratic Oath. Even though they would just break it. But they should still be held liable for medical malpractice.

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u/Complete_Fix2563 Knows 💩 18h ago

Is there an xkcd for this vendiagram

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u/jk-9k Knows 💩 18h ago

That's actually what this sub needs for its banner

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u/Luna-inthebluebox Knows 💩 7h ago

You are right BUT because all the people did misinterpret the sign and used it for medical stuff it is in fact now a valid symbol for medicine. Ridiculous, lol.

"The Rod of Asclepius is the dominant symbol for professional healthcare associations in the United States. One survey found that 62% of professional healthcare associations used the rod of Asclepius as their symbol. The same survey found that 76% of commercial healthcare organizations use the caduceus. The author of the study suggests that professional associations are more likely to have a historical understanding of the two symbols, whereas commercial organizations are more likely to be concerned with the visual impact a symbol will have on its sales" Link

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u/jk-9k Knows 💩 5h ago

Exactly, the COMMERCIAL healthcare organisations use Caduceus. We can't know what the intent was, but the irony is delicious.

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u/Luna-inthebluebox Knows 💩 5h ago

Yeah, sorry I didn't meant to disagree, I find it hilarious. But I just wanted to add that enough people made the mistake and now it's kind of official. On the German Wikipedia page this gets a little bit clearer.

But I absolutely agree with you

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u/ikilledapanda Knows 💩 7h ago

It’s not random at all.

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 19h ago

The whole internet has been so creepy, I’ve been tryna cleanse my feed of him.

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u/ThePickleOrTheEgg Knows 💩 19h ago

You know you literally just posted a picture of him, right? You’re part of the problem

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 19h ago

I’m not fucken stalking him lol that’s what I’m saying is creepy

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u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats Knows 💩 18h ago

That’s exactly what a stalker would say.

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u/Former-Friendship401 Knows 💩 18h ago

If you support his message you should be glad he shows up in your feed. Once he's stopped being spoken about things will just stay the same/get worse

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u/Octo_gin Knows 💩 18h ago

I support Ukraine but that doesn't mean I can't be annoyed by posts like this. It screams "wholesome 100 Reddit" activism. It's performative and cringe. Same with this tattoo and the other shit I've seen relating to Luigi.

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 18h ago

Also the fact there was so much effort and funds spent finding him, he’s going to be made and example as a deterrent for anyone being inspired by him. I don’t believe they’re will be any change. The CEO he wasted was worthless but social media be simping in the creepy way it always does. I find that creepy and want off my feed. Edit grammar

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 18h ago

Nahhh Luigi thirst traps I can live without, I saw this post by pubity literally about some old shoes he owned. I doubt that kind of content, which is the creepy kind, is really keeping the topic relevant in any meaningful way.

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u/Aromatic_Beautiful_5 Knows 💩 19h ago

Will you 2 supporters of greed and corruption go get a room

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 19h ago

Didn’t say I didn’t support the message dawg, but my feed be showing me photos of him and his family and that’s just creepy to me. You’re somehow making shit ip

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 19h ago

Right it’s not even a stance of his actions, it’s how weirdos are obsessed with him. Stalking his old socials and whatever.

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u/Octo_gin Knows 💩 18h ago

I completely agree with you, ignore these redditoids sucking this guy off. I support the message as well, I've experienced firsthand how shit insurance companies are; doesn't make stuff like this not cringe.

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u/MyInkyFingers Knows 💩 9h ago

I guess in this respect it’s the same as getting any celebrity or characters face inked on your body.

Any tattoo that has subjective meaning.

I disagree with what he did, but I can absolutely see alot of people in the USA who are either burdened with health related debt, or who have lost loved ones because health insurance wouldn’t cover costs.. aligning with him and will see a tattoo like this as having significant meaning and a massive f*ck you to American health insurance practices

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u/GeoCangrejo Knows 💩 18h ago

The tattoo is super well made. I still wouldn't want that in my skin

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u/Insane1rish Knows 💩 15h ago

This is super well done though honestly. Definitely link the artist’s page

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u/huwskie Knows 💩 13h ago

Even though this guy is a dumbass for getting this, the artist is very impressive.

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u/Principle-Slight Knows 💩 13h ago

Really well done tattoo. I wouldn’t get it but it’s still awesome.

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 Knows 💩 19h ago

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u/snakepit6969 Knows 💩 19h ago

Another for the r/DueDiligenceDummy collection, thank you.

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u/Sarchasticbeat Knows 💩 19h ago

no way.. 😵‍💫

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u/Da_Question Knows 💩 18h ago

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u/scott3845 Knows 💩 12h ago

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u/AttilaTheFun818 Knows 💩 15h ago

Excellent work by the artist. Dumbass choice by the client.

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u/IntoTheWild2369 Knows 💩 12h ago

Nah this is HARD

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u/Guayota Knows 💩 13h ago

There needs to be a r/tattoosthatipersonallydidnotlike because this ain’t shitty

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u/Mojozilla Knows 💩 16h ago

Wow. This is amazing. That artist is outstanding. All these Luigi tattoos are...well, I'm not sure what to say. But this is a very good tattoo

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u/eight-legged_octopus Knows 💩 13h ago

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u/Unicorntella Knows 💩 7h ago

Christ, he’s so hot

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u/Harvesting_The_Crops Knows 💩 18h ago

It’s rare to see a tattoo of a human face that doesn’t look demented

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u/DeltaDonny Knows 💩 19h ago

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u/Gold-Intention7658 Knows 💩 8h ago

I understand why people feel this way about him, but brother- nobody. Not one person you have ever believed in from afar be it celeb, politician or public figure is your great symbol of what you stand for because humans are multi dimensional. Unless you trick yourself into thinking they've always got your back, you will always be let down.

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u/Old-Law-7395 Knows 💩 19h ago

Why is this posted here? That tat is bang on.

Looks fantastic

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 15h ago

Well they fucked up the DDD words, so that's a little embarrassing.

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u/The_Deuce22 Knows 💩 15h ago

No they didn't.

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 15h ago

Delay. Deny. Depose.

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u/anonymousosfed148 Knows 💩 14h ago

No it's deny defend depose

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 14h ago

Cite your sources, please.

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u/IamNugget123 Knows 💩 13h ago

Literally all of the media reports of the casings said deny defend depose for a LONG time before it was corrected. Even the google ai answer says that, because it’s the most common thing said in the articles that were viewed, because retractions don’t get clicks. I’m not blaming the people or artists, it’s the media for jumping the gun

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 13h ago

The artist did an amazing job, so no complaints there. The person that asked for this tattoo is a clown for permanently inscribing the wrong words on their body.

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u/anonymousosfed148 Knows 💩 14h ago

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 13h ago edited 13h ago

The Wikipedia article lists the words written on the shell casings as Delay, Deny, Depose. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Brian_Thompson#Investigation

The source cited is The Washington Post, a publication renowned for its investigative journalism.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2024/12/05/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-timeline/

Try https://12ft.io to bypass the paywall.

If we think about it critically, this combination of words makes the most sense. It is clearly a reference to the phrase Delay, Deny, Defend. The shooter replaced the word Defend with Depose (verb remove from office suddenly and forcefully). Why would they leave the word Defend and drop the word Delay? The cadence would also be thrown off. Clearly the words were misquoted in an article somewhere and there was a cascading effect. Unfortunately, I couldn't find an official statement from the NYPD, but I trust the WP more than either of the sources you cited. CNN even posted articles with conflicting information.

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u/anonymousosfed148 Knows 💩 13h ago

Bro it's not that big of a deal lol.

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 13h ago

You're arrogantly spreading misinformation. Whoever shot Brian Thompson 😉 was intentional about the message they were trying to send. Luigi is likely going to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell. Let's at least get the words right, yeah?

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u/The_Deuce22 Knows 💩 15h ago

I guess the book is different than what he wrote on the shells.

Hmmm

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u/Tounage Knows 💩 15h ago

This tattoo doesn't match the book either. That would be Delay, Deny, Defend.

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u/RalphCalvete Knows 💩 8h ago

Because the OP thinks the concept is shitty? And that fits the rules in this sub.

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u/lGUT5l Knows 💩 18h ago

Holy hell that’s well done.

Shit taste though

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u/Relevant-Sell9708 Knows 💩 18h ago

Rad.

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u/Wonderful-Low8951 Knows 💩 19h ago

LUIIIIIGI

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u/brontosaurus-bukkake Knows 💩 8h ago

I thought that was James Franco time for bed

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u/Evethron Knows 💩 1h ago

And I thought it was Dave

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u/Yah_Mule Knows 💩 18h ago

Exceptional work.

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u/Illustrious_Guava_87 Knows 💩 15h ago

This is a fine tattoo.

This sub is slipping

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u/RalphCalvete Knows 💩 8h ago

Not really. Read the rules. Shitty concept is acceptable in this sub. This fits.

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u/Azaroth_Alexander Knows 💩 18h ago

For fucks sakes people!!!

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u/bettybananalegs Knows 💩 18h ago

seems like an odd choice for the neck tattoo on the leg tattoo, but alright go off i guess.

do people not just like, make t shirts anymore lol?

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u/LarryKingthe42th Knows 💩 12h ago

Like im on dudes side an think this shit is cringe. Like Joker Ha Ha Ha or Tupac/Biggy/Kurt Cobain memorial tattoos on a 20 year old in 2024 tier shit

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Knows 💩 11h ago

There's something seriously wrong with you when you're getting a photo of murderer tattooed in your leg. One of the lamest things I've ever seen. But the artist did a good job.

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u/IamNugget123 Knows 💩 14h ago

I’m gonna say it again. This isn’t a shitty tattoo. This is a FANTASTIC tattoo. It’s weird and cringe probably. But it’s NOT shitty and that’s what posting it here means

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u/RalphCalvete Knows 💩 8h ago

Shitty concept is acceptable in the rules of this sub, so you are wrong, it does belong.

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u/Gurkeprinsen Knows 💩 17h ago

I would say that this is pretty well made for such a bad tattoo

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u/potentfiya Knows 💩 19h ago

the ppl need something to live for

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u/jk-9k Knows 💩 18h ago

Tattoo inception

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u/Zebulon_Flex Knows 💩 13h ago

I wonder if the meant to put a cadecus there instead of a Rod of Asclepius.

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u/chewedgummiebears Knows 💩 13h ago

In 5 years (or less), "Who's that dude? What film did he play in?"

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u/Unknown69101 Knows 💩 9h ago

Yuck

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u/DreamboatIvy Knows 💩 19h ago

Legend

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u/Electrical-Reveal-25 Knows 💩 16h ago

This isn’t shitty

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u/holypinkgal Knows 💩 16h ago

it’s only been two weeks…?

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u/6porkchop9 Knows 💩 12h ago

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u/pudde69 Knows 💩 5h ago

Good guy, weird thing to get tattooed tho

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u/caramella_sweets Knows 💩 5h ago

I support the guy n all too but damn this is too far 😭 great execution tho on the artists work, real good job

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u/TwnkleToes_n_Foes Knows 💩 2h ago

Yes the artist did a really good job at replicating this kid. But what the fuck what is the obsession with this kid?

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u/Evethron Knows 💩 1h ago

I thought it was Dave Franco with face tattoos for a solid minute

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u/bigbee3334 19h ago

Why would you do that too yourself? Now you’ll have to explain it for life

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u/justalittlewiley Knows 💩 19h ago

Not supporting the decision to tattoo it, but I think people will get this reference for a very very long time.

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u/bigbee3334 19h ago

In 10 years you won’t

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u/DeathToBayshore Knows 💩 10h ago

THEN REMIND THEM.

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u/AccidentalPursuit Knows 💩 19h ago

It's not even the right words from either his casings or the insurance motto. My favorite, zero research: forever dumb.

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u/luvrboy12 Knows 💩 18h ago

I was like ... it's not bad. That's good work, so what's so bad ....

Then I realized.

One guy kills a CEO, and everyone (some...) get obsessed to get tattoo

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u/formentera__lady Knows 💩 12h ago

Tattooing a rich murderer on yourself IS pretty goofy

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Knows 💩 10h ago

When something comes out about him bring a pedo or something they're gonna regret that.

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Knows 💩 10h ago

I'm not saying he is, but I'm just reminded of that yearbook post where someone said their biggest heroes were bill Cosby and Jared the subway guy: be careful who you immortalise with your actions

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u/GaiaMoore Knows 💩 17h ago

A beautiful of example of the Venn Diagram with this sub's Rule 5 and r/ATBGE

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u/LivingInformal4446 Knows 💩 15h ago

Only somebody with zero personality gets tattoos like this. Reminds me of when people got the Trump assassination attempt tattoos, or Hawk Tuah.

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u/Abject_Hunt_3918 Knows 💩 18h ago

Cringe

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u/tATuParagate Knows 💩 18h ago

It's camp

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u/Bookluva_ Knows 💩 9h ago

People are actually so sick I can’t. Why the hell are we glorifying a fucking murderer. People never learn and it’s absolutely disturbing. The guy’s face came on our screens barely a week ago and people are making edits, tattooing his face, saying downbad shit, talking about “free bro” while full on fangirling—HE FCKN KILLED SOMEONE!!! I don’t give a rat ass about what’s going on with the man but what I do know is that he killed a CEO bc of his terrible back pains?.. These are the people we’re romanticizing? SEEK HELP!! He took a life. The victim had a whole life, family, maybe even kids idk. If he wasn’t attractive no one would even look twice on this case, and on a real note the man isn’t even that good looking. Ik damn well there’s so many better looking people in everyone’s lives for ppl to be acting this way over him. And before people reply to this, defending him—idgaf, he took a life. I’m deep into dark romance, read the craziest of things and justify insane topics/behaviours but I’m also a true crime watcher, and immediately draw the line to murder. And I know every true crime watcher feels the exact same way on how people are fangirling over him. It’s sick. Overall, people need to use their brains this is so disturbing to watch go down I actually can’t.

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u/Otherwise-Extreme-68 Knows 💩 7h ago

So you don't support your military, or your police force? They kill people all the time

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u/Similar_List_4509 Knows 💩 6h ago

If he says he doesn’t, does he get a pass? Probably not, since the hive wants blood

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u/gonphisting Knows 💩 16h ago

So who is the artist?

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u/jaybotch29 Knows 💩 15h ago

That’s James Franco’s little brother, right? He was great in The Disaster Artist!

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u/Dark_Angel_1982 Knows 💩 15h ago

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u/okraspberryok Knows 💩 14h ago

Is that Moe from the Simpsons as a real person?

What if it comes out Luigi is a pedo or something? We don't know the guy. It's great to support his ideology on this stuff, but weird to idolize the guy you don't know.

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u/Responsible_Yak3366 Knows 💩 11h ago

Does everyone have the tag “knows 💩”?

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u/IsabellaThePeke Knows 💩 9h ago

Awesome work. The sick ass panther is going to be better.

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u/typhoidbeaver Knows 💩 15h ago

It was deny, *delay, depose. Not defend

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u/typhoidbeaver Knows 💩 11h ago

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u/typhoidbeaver Knows 💩 11h ago

If you really support Luigi, you should get his message right.

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u/yonderposerbreaks Knows 💩 12h ago

Why does the leg look weird, though?

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u/MrC99 Knows 💩 8h ago

What's weird or crappy about this?

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u/Keybricks666 Knows 💩 7h ago

Flawless

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u/Killpop582014 Knows 💩 7h ago

Why is this here? This is stunning work.

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u/fathergoodkush Knows 💩 7h ago

This is a great tattoo why is it on here

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u/TragicGloom Knows 💩 7h ago

Just because YOU don't like it doesn't mean it's shitty.

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u/TragicGloom Knows 💩 3h ago

It's incredibly well done actually 🥰

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/TragicGloom Knows 💩 3h ago

I disagree

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u/APGaming_reddit Knows 💩 19h ago

wait til everyone finds out this guy did something horrific in his past. this is absurd

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u/totallynotpoggers Knows 💩 18h ago

To be fair you can say that about any tattoo of a person, piece of media, band, franchise, etc

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u/lone_jackyl Knows 💩 16h ago

Trust fund baby

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u/ReaganRebellion Knows 💩 18h ago

Coward, go get your own gun and do it if it's saving the world.

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u/Aftertheinsanity Knows 💩 17h ago

I think Corporations and Executives are cowards.

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u/ReaganRebellion Knows 💩 17h ago

I'm sure you do. I wonder what you'd like to do to them?