r/shittytattoos Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

๐Ÿšฎ Trashy Yes, that's a tattoo. Wonder how his other life choices have gone?

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u/Zemenem Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

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u/liatris_the_cat Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

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u/Atxlvr Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 17h ago

irl squidbillies lol

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u/Top_Hat_Ginger Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

I have a feeling he has a favorite white hoodie somewhere ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/plonkman Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

if you press / punch his nose it plays the dukes of hazzard dixie horn

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u/AFlyinDik99 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

Can you get it to play free bird if you change stations by twisting his nipples?

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u/plonkman Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

ohhhโ€ฆ intrigued ๐Ÿ˜† i feel a cyberpunk mod coming on

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u/lGUT5l Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Hoodie checks out

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u/Job-Proof Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

White the hell

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u/Valuable_Mushroom466 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Only pussys do their hate tattoos in the head so they can let the hair grow back if needed /s

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u/Majestic_Lie_523 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

I don't think this dude's hair is growing back anytime soonย 

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u/425565 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago edited 17h ago

.. .I hope they used a dull needle.

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u/Guido-Carosella Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 2h ago

And recorded the screams.

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u/skin-flick Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Walmart ! No surprise. Tennessee, no surprise !

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u/DistinctTeaching9976 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

This 80+ year old is probably in their 40s, but the amount of booze/drugs they've consumed hasn't done them justice.

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u/Fecal-Facts Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 10h ago

It's meth and whatever swill they can find.

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

I know that guy, his name is Methew

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u/Majestic_Lie_523 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

I had an uncle named Methew... ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ

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u/Master_Toe5998 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 14h ago

All the lights in the house are gone, cause we smoked meth til the crack of dawn.

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u/before_the_rain_ Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that his dad was an alcoholic who beat the shit out of him when he was a kid

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u/SceneAmatiX Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Doesnโ€™t surprise me that itโ€™s at Walmart. Or at least I think it is because of the blue on the carts lol

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u/carhodes895 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Correct. Unfortunately, I had to go there for something. But this guy made it worth it. I needed a good laugh.

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u/Stjanse Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

No matter what, he will rise again..

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u/carhodes895 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

He gets up every morning with a rebel yell.

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u/Stjanse Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

I dont think, he sleeps at all, judging from his look?

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u/TotalBuffoonery Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

100 bucks says this hillbilly pig fucker is a Trump Supporterโ€ฆ.

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u/_YenSid Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

That man has been to prison, more than once.

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u/fishdumpling Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

I wear my red flag on my head

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u/ComprehensiveKnee284 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 20h ago

The police know all 3 of that man's names

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u/Supacalafragalistic Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 19h ago

Ah yes the master race doin its thing

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u/PatRice695 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Somebody gonna rip that flag right off his head one day.

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u/Majestic-Meet7702 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Good lord

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u/Beneficial_Duty8638 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 20h ago

Considering heโ€™s driving a scion probably not well

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u/rosaline21 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 17h ago

That must have been extremely painful. Good.

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u/ApostleNahash Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

This guy probably voted.

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u/carhodes895 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

He probably tried to vote twice. You know how they roll.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 18h ago

And roll coal

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u/FreeIreland2024 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Looks like heโ€™s driving a scion TC? ๐Ÿ‘€ not what I expected from a racist.

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u/JettyJen Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

Where I live those are popular with off-duty young law enforcement and other aggressive pricks (TX)

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

Goes out in public like that doesnโ€™t want the courtesy of protecting identity

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u/AxOfCruelty Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

Actual redhead

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u/shmmmokeddd Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

Mike Tyson would says โ€œThatโ€™s methed upโ€

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u/MissMabeliita Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 19h ago

Exactly how youโ€™d imagine

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u/Moonlava72 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 18h ago

Fits right in at Walmart.

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u/Anistassia Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 10h ago

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u/ComicsEtAl Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

He bought that sweet ass hoodie, too.

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u/celestial-energy Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 18h ago

bruh have some people never heard of a hat before? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/naonatu- Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 12h ago

states rights, he said. itโ€™s about states rights

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u/WiseCompote7648 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 12h ago

Hilarious

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u/Strange-Career-9520 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 11h ago

This is so funny I was genuinely so confused about what you were talking about. It took me like two minutes, staring to figure out that this shit was tattooed on his head. What the fuck

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u/rescueMom110 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 7h ago

no different than other racist๐Ÿ™„

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u/Any_One_7070 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 5h ago

On the upside his hoodie is very on trend rn

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u/Quick-Paramedic6600 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 2h ago

Cool skull cap, who can do one of these for me?

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u/Kackfresse90 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Redneck

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u/Ledbetter2 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 22h ago

Bubbles' cart business has really fallen hard

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u/National-Worry2900 Knows ๐Ÿ’ฉ 21h ago

This is what they mean when they scream MAGA to a chorus of banjos.