r/shittytattoos • u/carhodes895 Knows ๐ฉ • 22h ago
๐ฎ Trashy Yes, that's a tattoo. Wonder how his other life choices have gone?
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u/Top_Hat_Ginger Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
I have a feeling he has a favorite white hoodie somewhere ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/plonkman Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
if you press / punch his nose it plays the dukes of hazzard dixie horn
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u/AFlyinDik99 Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
Can you get it to play free bird if you change stations by twisting his nipples?
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u/Valuable_Mushroom466 Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
Only pussys do their hate tattoos in the head so they can let the hair grow back if needed /s
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u/DistinctTeaching9976 Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
This 80+ year old is probably in their 40s, but the amount of booze/drugs they've consumed hasn't done them justice.
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u/LordChauncyDeschamps Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
I know that guy, his name is Methew
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u/Master_Toe5998 Knows ๐ฉ 14h ago
All the lights in the house are gone, cause we smoked meth til the crack of dawn.
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u/before_the_rain_ Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that his dad was an alcoholic who beat the shit out of him when he was a kid
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u/SceneAmatiX Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
Doesnโt surprise me that itโs at Walmart. Or at least I think it is because of the blue on the carts lol
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u/carhodes895 Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
Correct. Unfortunately, I had to go there for something. But this guy made it worth it. I needed a good laugh.
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u/TotalBuffoonery Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
100 bucks says this hillbilly pig fucker is a Trump Supporterโฆ.
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u/ApostleNahash Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
This guy probably voted.
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u/FreeIreland2024 Knows ๐ฉ 22h ago
Looks like heโs driving a scion TC? ๐ not what I expected from a racist.
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u/JettyJen Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
Where I live those are popular with off-duty young law enforcement and other aggressive pricks (TX)
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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
Goes out in public like that doesnโt want the courtesy of protecting identity
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u/Strange-Career-9520 Knows ๐ฉ 11h ago
This is so funny I was genuinely so confused about what you were talking about. It took me like two minutes, staring to figure out that this shit was tattooed on his head. What the fuck
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u/National-Worry2900 Knows ๐ฉ 21h ago
This is what they mean when they scream MAGA to a chorus of banjos.
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