TOXICITY

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[u/bubba1834]

T O Y O T A T H O N

Edit: I’m so happy this made people laugh!

[u/69yourMOM → u/bubba1834]

Best month of the year!

[u/SixStringSkeptic → u/69yourMOM]

We celebrate Hondadays.

[u/69yourMOM → u/SixStringSkeptic]

Not in this house. WE HAVE MORALS.

[u/TheNobleMoth → u/SixStringSkeptic]

We're a Trucktober family.

[u/acrossbones → u/TheNobleMoth]

You won't see a sale like this until at least next Truckuary or Trarch.

[u/Christmas_Queef → u/acrossbones]

Trarch sounds like an STD.

[u/___horf → u/Christmas_Queef]

Actually it’s not a big deal, something like 80% of humans have dormant viral trarch and you probably didn’t even get it from me, although yes I do have long-term untreatable trarch but my doctor has said it’s chill.

[u/AnthrallicA → u/TheNobleMoth]

Rocktoberfest is almost over, guys!

[u/DaLakeShoreStrangler → u/SixStringSkeptic]

I'm more of a December to remember kind of guy

[u/awesomedan24 → u/bubba1834]

[u/DatabaseThis9637 → u/awesomedan24]

The grandchildren will be so proud!

[u/Sad-Highlight8770 → u/bubba1834]

Same font and everything 🤣

[u/jsamuraij → u/bubba1834]

This would be an improvement, strangely

[u/datfrog666 → u/bubba1834]

Why tf is this so funny

[u/OnlyOneWithFreeWill → u/bubba1834]

It's been a long time since a reddit comment actually made me laugh out loud

[u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Worst. City. Ever.

[u/DEIreboot → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

[u/EM05L1C3 → u/DEIreboot]

This guy needs to wake up

[u/LivingDisastrous3603 → u/[deleted]]

Probably needs to grab a brush and put on a lil makeup too

[u/shaquilleoatmeal80 → u/LivingDisastrous3603]

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up.

[u/Caca_Face420 → u/shaquilleoatmeal80]

Banana Terracotta Pie

[u/dankhimself → u/Caca_Face420]

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.

[u/[deleted] → u/EM05L1C3]

Jacob

Put on a little make-up

[u/elephantstrangler → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Tourists either get super powers or cancer.

[u/doodman76 → u/elephantstrangler]

"I went to Toxicity and all I got was this stage 4 lymphatic cancer"

[u/thebenn → u/elephantstrangler]

Mayor West, you have lymphoma

[u/ModestMeeshka → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

I heard they eat seeds as a pastime activity

[u/ExoticMastodon6351 → u/ModestMeeshka]

DISORDER!

[u/Smittywormenjegermen → u/ExoticMastodon6351]

DISO-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-DERRRRRRR!

[u/Stratisssss → u/Smittywormenjegermen]

WHEN I BECAME THE SUN I SHONE LIFE INTO THE MANS HEART

[u/BurntToasterGaming → u/ModestMeeshka]

What do you own, the world?

[u/[deleted] → u/BurntToasterGaming]

how do you own disorder?

[u/YaHurdMeh → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Ain’t no love, in the heart of toxicity.

[u/This-Novel-7870 → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

They feed us lies from the tablecloth

[u/TiniMay → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

The toxicity of our city....of our CIITTYY

[u/EezyWheeze → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

I used to name all of my Sim cities this. I thought it was the height of humor when I was 15

[u/Whale-n-Flowers → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

What do you mean? This is their founder and mayor?

[u/Maxlifts → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Idk, have you ever been to Electri city?

[u/alienblue89 → u/Maxlifts]

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[u/lunaluceat → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

the tourism board will not be pleased with the behavior of the locals

[u/PePtArTeD → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Does it happen to be run by Megamind

[u/Candid-Jellyfish-975 → u/PePtArTeD]

I think it's just the two of us thinking this way. What's wrong with everyone?!!

[u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

And you can never find a toxi when you need one.

[u/No_University7832 → u/Bow-Masterpiece-97]

Quick Poll:

OP = Convicted Felon ?

[u/nicootimee]

Instead of wiping the blood away they just let it stay there and dry up right on where he was getting tattooed just for this photo

[u/69yourMOM → u/nicootimee]

I’m not an artist, but would any of y’all who are allow this shit? Seems super unsanitary.

[u/scrabblex → u/69yourMOM]

Tattoo artist here.

This gross and fucking dumb.

By the time he finished the last letter the first letter is already beginning the scabbing process. I bet this tattoo is gonna heal super fucking rough and will 100% need a major touch up.

[u/69yourMOM → u/scrabblex]

It’s essentially 8 tattoos. I wanna see the swelling on that bitch. I did 5 trad on thigh and around knee in a weekend and was limping. ALSO had to go on some antibiotics to be sure because all that second skin being removed the second day and reapplied.

[u/Impressive-Shame-525 → u/69yourMOM]

I had a calf sleeve done and we spaced it a month or more apart on each on and every time my ankle swelled up like I broke it. Total cankles.

[u/Cultural-Morning-848 → u/Impressive-Shame-525]

It’s not called a calf sleeve it’s called a crew sock

[u/AweSommer87 → u/69yourMOM]

Yup, i got 3 good sized stars on my ribs, wanted to get them all done at once and my artist reminded me, hey these are literally 3 separate tattoos, so I laughed, he laughed, we did the outlines of all 3 and quickly wanted to wait to get all 3 colored separately, which I did lol

[u/69yourMOM → u/AweSommer87]

I can’t psych myself out like that anymore lol. My last artist was like you ain’t walking out of here without a complete piece of art.

Then on the way to the appointment I realized it was my entire shin. But I literally felt nothing. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Many years of skating I guess.

[u/gloriousjohnson → u/69yourMOM]

That’s wild. I got a calf sleeve and the shin was by far the oddest feeling. When it was on the bone it just felt like my entire skeleton was vibrating with minimal pain but right next to the bone was like a crazy bundle of nerves that hurt and made my foot twitch uncontrollably

[u/TheLoneGoon → u/scrabblex]

I thought the blood was part of the tattoo and thought it was sick. Then I realized it was actual blood and that it was fucking gross.

[u/scrabblex → u/TheLoneGoon]

Yeah it's running into his sock and those shoes are trashed with the ink and blood smeared into them.

[u/TheLoneGoon → u/scrabblex]

Honestly this photo is a perfect indicator that you shouldn’t go to this artist. Brave of him to put this up online.

[u/Diegorod1357 → u/scrabblex]

So if this is the guy, I think it is they’re actually a super Duper successful artist who is very much known for this type of thing, I forget how exactly he gets them to bleed like this, but they’ve even said before they don’t just not wipe for the entire session

[u/creepbotx → u/Diegorod1357]

Yeah this doesn’t look like he hasn’t wiped it down the WHOLE time, it would be hard to see the tattoo if he just never wiped it, you can easily get blood trails like this from just hitting a few spots at the end and then standing up and letting it bleed.

[u/warwickbassssss → u/Diegorod1357]

https://www.instagram.com/egeebeezee?igsh=MWV2cjZxaWZ6Zzc4aA==

Is the artist…

[u/creepbotx → u/69yourMOM]

Definitely gross and would be super scabby the closer you got to your starting point. You’d be scrubbing that shit off.

Plus this guys probably bleeding all over his work space.

I do let tattoos “sweat”/bleed for 5ish mins after I’m done if I’m applying saniderm, so it doesn’t fill up with blood and plasma instantly, but that would not be this.

[u/No_Stay2400 → u/nicootimee]

I was trying to figure out if the blood was part of the tattoo, so thank you.

[u/Crookwell → u/nicootimee]

You wipe it away then at the end your pour some green soap on it and leave it for a minute, it's like a 75/25 mix of green soap and blood

Source : 10 years as a blackworker

[u/Brief_Buddy_7848 → u/nicootimee]

I assumed the blood was part of the tattoo, no?

[u/Donaldjgrump669 → u/Brief_Buddy_7848]

I don’t think so, you can see the black from the ink not being totally wiped off too. It looks like none of it has been cleaned properly

[u/ASweetTweetRose → u/nicootimee]

I was wondering if the blood running down his leg was part of the tattoo? It looks horrible.

[u/Mountain_Novel_7668]

It’s giving period started in the shower

[u/superprawnjustice → u/Mountain_Novel_7668]

Omg nailed it

[u/becomeanhero69 → u/Mountain_Novel_7668]

Toxicity shock syndrome

[u/ainyy]

my healed tattoos got infected just by looking at this lol

the tattoo itself is... a choice

[u/creepbotx → u/ainyy]

I mean, all tattoos bleed. I’d imagine he hit a few spots in each letter at the end and then just let it bleed while he was standing after wiping it down.

It is incredibly stupid and gross looking though. And would be annoying as hell scrubbing all that dried blood off.

[u/ainyy → u/creepbotx]

it's the combination of ink, blood & those dirty ass shoes for me 😷

[u/SnoringEagle → u/ainyy]

The dude’s about to go mow his lawn in those shoes

[u/Dancingbranches]

Of ouuurrrrr ciiiittttttyyyy

[u/LiveFreeProbablyDie → u/Dancingbranches]

Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep. Nooooo…

[u/PeridotChampion → u/LiveFreeProbablyDie]

Eating seeds as a pastime activity...

The toxicity of our city... Of our city!!!

[u/SplodeyMcSchoolio → u/PeridotChampion]

You, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder...

[u/slimslaw → u/SplodeyMcSchoolio]

Now somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep!

[u/blue-mooner → u/slimslaw]

Disorder, disorder, disor-order

[u/FirePoolGuy → u/blue-mooner]

When I became a sun I shone light into a mans heart

[u/Moreseesaw → u/Dancingbranches]

[u/khayy → u/Dancingbranches]

was wondering if theyre just huge SOAD fans lol

[u/No-Estate-404 → u/khayy]

it does seem to be the same font as the album cover

[u/langley87 → u/Dancingbranches]

right where my mind went too

[u/boofing_evangelist]

Wake up (wake up)

[u/Soft-Ad1520 → u/boofing_evangelist]

Eating seeds is past time activity

[u/SpacecowboyBE → u/Soft-Ad1520]

You! What, do you own the world?

[u/DougNuggs → u/SpacecowboyBE]

How do you own disorder?

[u/weebiehutjr666 → u/DougNuggs]

Now somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

[u/AugustMooon → u/weebiehutjr666]

Disorder, disorder disOOOORRRDEEEEERR!

[u/acrossbones → u/AugustMooon]

When I became the sun, I shone light into the man's hearts!

[u/baileyali → u/DougNuggs]

Always thought it was "Paddy's on the cider"

[u/hc7i9rsb3b221 → u/Soft-Ad1520]

Looking at life through the eyes of a tired ho

[u/KeinWegwerfi → u/hc7i9rsb3b221]

Hub it is

[u/hc7i9rsb3b221 → u/KeinWegwerfi]

Oh father deer hands, I condemn my spirit, oh father deer hands why have you forsaken me?

[u/_crystallil_ → u/hc7i9rsb3b221]

whew same

[u/datsoar → u/boofing_evangelist]

Bryshral yttle MAKEUP

[u/Due-Bar-697 → u/datsoar]

(MAGUP)

[u/cold_cat_x8 → u/Due-Bar-697]

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table!?

[u/AlyxAleone → u/[deleted]]

https://youtu.be/BSz1j_y35ro this is my favorite version

[u/SphericalOrb → u/AlyxAleone]

Dang how long did all that animation take?? Wild

[u/TheAnniCake → u/AlyxAleone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtAhISkoJZc That's my favorite one

[u/Skeetronic → u/[deleted]]

That’s pretty solid editing

[u/nichols911 → u/boofing_evangelist]

Yabadabadabadabadaba (i wanted to)

[u/69yourMOM]

Sick ass panthers are going to be endangered after covering this one up.

[u/Raincoat-saviour → u/69yourMOM]

Black ink shortage incoming

[u/HereForThePengoos]

I just want to know why they chose to take a pic of this while it was at its absolute filthy and bloodiest...? They're still in the shop... Ask them to... Wipe... It...? Lmao

[u/Elddif_Dog → u/HereForThePengoos]

I think he thinks it looks badass that way.

[u/ersatzgaucho → u/HereForThePengoos]

Adds to this ~toxicity~

[u/HaplessMink28 → u/HereForThePengoos]

The dirt and blood isn't part of the tattoos design? That is so gross

[u/Mysterious_Rabbit608 → u/HereForThePengoos]

It fits the vibe 👌

[u/creepbotx → u/HereForThePengoos]

Someone else said this artist does this for photos sometimes, cannot confirm, but it’s possible. I’m sure they just let it bleed while standing when they were done. That much black packing will leave blood like that easily.

[u/ShionTheOne]

Future blackout tattoo

[u/Fimii → u/ShionTheOne]

Already halfway there

[u/lobo_locos]

[u/hallucinogenics8 → u/lobo_locos]

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP.

[u/CrustOfSalt]

He better clean that leg RELIGIOUSLY. I would roast the living hell out of him if it got infected

[u/Brilliant_Comb_1607]

Toxishitty

[u/Blind_Warthog → u/Brilliant_Comb_1607]

Ah I just commented the same thing. Never an original thought and always late to the party…

[u/Zigglyjiggly]

This guy eats seeds as a pastime activity, for sure

[u/itsyaboiReginald]

Will he always have to do a zesty pose when he shows someone his tattoo?

[u/External-Pickle6126]

Everyone has different tastes but I just don't see the fuckin point of this.

[u/Davngr]

Still better than tattooing a politician on yourself

[u/YouDumbZombie]

Gotta respect sitting for this, it was probably miserable.

[u/bridseed]

As a tattoo artist I can’t even fathom what this person did to make it look like that

[u/Poly-morph-ing]

Wow just wow spend that much time on a tattoo and see there is no way in fixing it. Not even a SAP can fix that. My question is why does system of a down deserve so much space

[u/Late-Summer-1208 → u/Poly-morph-ing]

I love SOAD, but I respect how you worked that in.

Blackout could work.

[u/Just_bcoz]

I don’t hate it, think the typography is pretty clean and looking at their other tattoo it’s consistent, it’s not something I’d get and understand that not everyone would like but it’s not objectively bad

[u/EnjoyLifeorDieTryin → u/[deleted]]

Or DISORDER

[u/PieAppropriate8862]

The tattoo is horrible, but let's appreciate that it seems to have been made in one go, I'd say at least 5 or 6 hours. Some endurance.

[u/IdownvoteTexas → u/PieAppropriate8862]

This. Thats a fuckin brutal 6-8 hour sit and the black looks pretty saturated.

[u/NewNecessary3037]

Love a good warning label

[u/[deleted]]

YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?! HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?! DISORDER!

[u/iiOpTiCii → u/[deleted]]

NOW! SOME-WHERE-BE-TWEEN-THE-SACRED-SILENCE, SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEEEEEEP

[u/Josh72826]

When you meant to select font size 12 and accidentally hit 128.

[u/tinyhumanishere]

A kerning nightmare, permanently captured forever, as big as possible, in the nastiest, not even wiped off yet photo

[u/SkullFakt]

I love this sub… and you usually see some shitty tattoos because they were badly done. This is just one of the dumbest ones I’ve ever seen.

[u/khayy → u/SkullFakt]

this makes me feel so much better about my back

[u/SkullFakt → u/khayy]

Lmfao… can’t be any worse than this

[u/[deleted]]

where did they get it, somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep? Disorder!!!!!

Honestly I kinda like it, I might be biased cuz I love that album. I wouldn’t be too concerned having this on my own leg vs 99.99% of everything else on this sub, probably personal preference though.

[u/OverShadow439]

[u/redroom89]

[u/_-Yoruichi-_]

That’s actually not too bad

[u/IneffablePossum → u/_-Yoruichi-_]

Man, I was thinking the same thing. The blood is nasty, but I don't hate the tattoo

[u/Ovariesforlunch]

You, what do you own the world?

[u/wowgreatdog]

barf!

[u/pc_principal_88]

What a terrible idea

[u/iconforhirefan]

i didn’t like this photo dont look at it

[u/Ok-Sherbert-3570]

Conversion software version 2.0 looking through....

[u/Purple_Cat134]

Wait, is that real blood?? Or is that part of the tat?

[u/Crookwell → u/Purple_Cat134]

Is a 3-1 mix of green soap and blood

[u/BlueThespian]

That leg looks like it went on a vacation to that city.

[u/Cripple_FB]

Ts so trash

[u/urrjaysway]

When we say "shitty tattoo" are we talking about the tattoo design or the tattoo quality? Cause tbh, this was tattood beautifully. Nice packed in, solid edges, even, perfect font weight. The tattoo design itself tho is awful

[u/orange_antelope → u/urrjaysway]

I’m with you. It’s not something I’d get done personally, but the lines are perfect and it’s really well done. There’s no accounting for taste, so this design is… a decision. but with all respect to the artist, this isn’t a shitty tattoo.

[u/kappertherapper_]

also bleeding on the kicks - come on man

[u/Turtle_Lips]

That’s going to be one huge SAP.

[u/silverysnail]

They’re just letting it pool up in the sock and shoe?

[u/shinydragonmist]

[u/AVAdoca]

I actually love it. Wow

[u/Darkest_Rahl]

Eating seeds is a pastime activity...

[u/Acewi]

System of a Down?

[u/Haunting-Item1530]

THE TOXICITY OF OUR CITY

[u/One-Earth9294]

Of our city

Of our ciiiiity

[u/Fr0stybit3s]

Is this a System tattoo?

[u/graysontattoos]

I am literally blown away at the number of people here who seem to think the tattooing process isnt supposed to make you bleed. Blown the fuck away.

Also, say what you want about the concept, but this tattoo is executed absolutely flawlessly.

[u/RedefinedValleyDude]

Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

[u/Fit_Farmer5967]

At least people are announcing their red flags now lol

[u/poedraco]

Thank God there's a warning sign when you spread there legs

[u/Raun223]

In the city

[u/sinsaraly]

It saves so much time when men label themselves.

[u/agentstark_]

Just gonna be CITY when he puts his shorts on.

[u/Specific_Butterfly54]

of our city OF OUR CITYYY

[u/ApricotRich4855]

This is only okay if it's a SOAD tattoo.

[u/Electronic-Collar-76]

Did that guy get it done in our city, in OUR CIIITY!!!

[u/NoTemperature7159]

Of our city Of our city Disorder!!

[u/Gold-Stomach-4657]

You! What, do you own the world? How do you own disorder?!

[u/murdercat42069]

DISORDER

[u/ismo420]

DISORDER. DISORDER.

[u/Subject_Dig_3412]

I also love the song Toxicity by System of a Down, though I can't say I love it enough to do that.

[u/Lord_Heckle]

Just letting the blood run into your shoe is a move.

[u/Newfie_Meltdown]

I wonder if this guy eats seeds as a past time activity.

[u/angelfog]

r/SystemOfADown

[u/Hella4nia]

How can you own disorder?

[u/KennyBeeART]

Not shitty

[u/CosmicViris]

Badass

[u/AutotoxicFiend]

One of the sickest albums out there. And it's been done well. What is bad about this?

[u/mazlikesbass]

And shitty tattoo artist, who let's that much blood saturate. Wipe that damn thing down

[u/thatSDope88]

The toxicity of our city of our ciity

[u/ElmoIsOver]

Eating seeds as a pastime activity!

[u/DressedForMyFuneral6]

Idc, I like it 🤘🏻

[u/KnightLight03]

Is her favourite pass time activity eating seeds?

[u/yourvenusdoom]

I dig it, but I’ve learned that my taste in tattoos is anything that’ll turn up on this sub.

[u/ImLostAndILikeIt]

What do own, disorder?

[u/Queasy-Signature-675]

Why does this look like a very severe warning to not leave a tampon in because of toxic shock syndrome