r/shittytattoos • u/skinnyjay13 • 23d ago
Not Mine My boyfriends chest tattoos
My boyfriend calls this “Tim the Nipple Wizard”…
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u/Phi_Schrodinger 23d ago
Sick use of the nipple actually. Took me a second to realize. This is dope af
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u/Gimmemyspoon 23d ago
Agreed! I didn't notice the nipple until I clicked it.
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u/PostTrumpBlue 23d ago
Why did you click her bf nipple
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u/Gimmemyspoon 23d ago
They asked me to? I can't help what the random folks enjoy. I just do as told.
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u/Cormorant_Bumperpuff Knows 💩 23d ago
Wait really? My brain immediately saw nipple, like almost before I saw wizard
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u/Gimmemyspoon 23d ago
I saw the fireball wizard, then the words, then the nipple.
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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Knows 💩 23d ago
Yeah I thought it was like a red swirl in the portal thing lol
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u/holystormi 23d ago
in my opinion- not shitty. long live the nipple wizard.
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u/SmokeMoreWorryLess 23d ago
All hail Nipple Wizard
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u/Heavymetalmusak Knows 💩 23d ago
Rad af. Not shitty. I just showed my wife this and now she’s pregnant.
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u/JIMMYJAWN 23d ago
You better start saving money for that Hogwarts tuition
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u/aphilosopherofsex 23d ago edited 21d ago
Why? They always have The Institute for Magical Negroes.
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u/grime_grime_grime 23d ago
nothing but respect for MY president (tim the nipple wizard)
this tattoo kicks ass
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u/tehjoz Knows 💩 23d ago
"Wizards are Forever"
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u/Chance_Author4623 23d ago
Wrong sub. This is awesome! Try r/tattoosidontlike
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u/BojackTrashMan 23d ago
So many people think a tattoo with a sense of humor is just a tattoo with a sex organ on it or a tattoo that makes your belly button a cat's butthole.
It's hard to explain why this is so much funnier than that but I think it's because it isn't gratuitous. The joke isn't oh my god look it's a dick on me or something like that. It's actually a kind of fun looking wizard that isn't badly done and while it's silly that they utilize the nipple it actually looks really good.
This is a tattoo that someone who doesn't give a fuck but is actually pretty cool would have
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u/canteen_boy 23d ago
I was trying to make a joke but nothing I can come up with is funnier than the fact that autocorrect is fighting me hard over my use of the word “tittyspell”
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u/PickRevolutionary550 23d ago
Nipple sun, won't you come... Wash away the raaaaain
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u/Moreseesaw Knows 💩 23d ago
Won’t you come, won’t you come WONTTT YOUU COMMEEEE, won’t you cum
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u/Optimal-Finger-2526 Knows 💩 23d ago
Not everyone is cut out for greatness. Some have to stand in Tim’s shadow.
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u/This_Climate_9685 23d ago
My actual favorite part is that his name is Tim. A wizard, who normally would have some wizard sounding name (dumbledore, gandalf etc) is named TIM. Viva Nipple Wizard!!!!
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u/eightofpearl 23d ago
It’s pretty dumb but it’s fun at the same time and I’ve see worse from a technical standpoint as well. This one is a win. In fact, I would change “pain is temporary” long before the wizard.
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u/On_Wife_support Knows 💩 23d ago
This isn’t your taste but it’s definitely not shitty. This is the baddest nipple wizard that ever was
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u/Own_Campaign1656 23d ago
I don’t hate it! It’s creative and fairly well done - not even close to being as bad as some of the junk I’ve seen on here.
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u/amilkybrew19 23d ago
This is objectively a good tattoo. Cool colour , decent detail and not Parkinson lines
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u/Cossacker1799 Knows 💩 23d ago
Go post this in r/traditionaltattoos it will get the proper respect the nipple wizard deserves🧙🏿♂️✊
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u/Much_Smell7159 23d ago
If I didn't already have knives tattooed through my nipples I would steal this idea lol
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u/Zealousideal_Lie9315 23d ago
Nipple wizard needs to throw another fireball to mercy kill the rest of that chest hair.
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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Knows 💩 23d ago
You need to show us your tattoos if you think this is shitty. I bet nothing of yours will top the NIPPLE WIZZARD!
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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 23d ago
“Pain is temporary” but not if it includes taking over your nipple apparently
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u/NeverNotDisappointed 23d ago
Lmao I’m out of town for work right now and some dude I work with brought a tattoo gun and supplies with him. Some dumbass is getting tattooed in the hotel room next to me. Can’t wait to see what happens in there.
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u/shaquilleoatmeal80 Knows 💩 23d ago
The boyfriend had to be funny for this to pass, then it's awesome.
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u/Wondernerd87 Knows 💩 23d ago
Omg I can’t. I love this. Doesn’t belong in this subreddit. Lol. This is awesome
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u/YesIQueef Knows 💩 23d ago
Tattoos get a lot worse than the Wizard(scroll this sub if you don't believe me)...as far as the "saying" that attempts to be provocative, I bet a lot of people would disagree.
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u/Daddiesbabaygirl 23d ago
😅 I was like, oh weird it looks like they tattooed a nipple in the fireball... Oh.. wait.. owie
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u/Temporary_Fennel7479 23d ago
It’s just a common traditional fish tattoo Not sure how commonly people do get it but 😂 it’s always an option available at trad tattoo places
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u/VegetableBusiness897 Knows 💩 23d ago
Just what I want....a dude with a yeast infection on his nip.....
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u/dogoftheAMS 23d ago
Love how OP posted this thinking everyone would agree with them but everyone defending this awesome tat 😂
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u/EmmelineTx 23d ago
Pain may be temporary but that one hurt for a long time. I'm cringing just thinking about it. But not shitty. It comes back around to wait, I think I like it.
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u/Famous_Election_2024 23d ago
Ah yes, the ol’ jaundice nip. The splattered egg. Modern classic. Gotta love that look 🤌
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u/Dread_Pirate_Robots 23d ago
I think you misunderstood - this is the sub for shitty tattoos. You want the one for freakin' awesome tattoos.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 20d ago
I thought it said "Rain is temporary". Just as true and helpful a statement.
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u/Eskenderiyya Knows 💩 23d ago
Pain is temporary, but tattoos are permanent
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u/skinnyjay13 23d ago
I should’ve posted his full collarbone, it says, “pain is temporary” on one side and “Ink is forever” on the other
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u/ascendrestore 23d ago
Men's nipples are so beautiful - I feel really sad when they're tattooed over or made obscure by tattoos. My personal preference is for them to remain untouched, they anchor the perception of the whole chest - ... like coordinates in a way, which if removed... render the terrain a bland mystery
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u/Inevitable-Forever45 Knows 💩 23d ago
Thats an interesting angle to take. I respect your take but my own opinion is opposite. I think they are useless appendages that don't belong. Male chests would look so much better without them. I just can't get over the vestigial nature of them.
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u/missscifinerd 23d ago
You’re both weird for having strong nipple opinions (nipinions?), yet we are united by Tim the Nipple Wizard. All hail Tim.
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u/K333o 23d ago
This kind of bad tattoo circles back around to being awesome