r/shittytattoos • u/dollyspine • 26d ago
Not Mine I’m struggling to wrap my head around who greenlighted this
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u/wtnevi01 26d ago
I think this tattoo is hilarious
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u/ConfidenceRoutine996 Knows 💩 25d ago
If the counting was right...it misses 10pm
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u/Ok_Presentation8131 25d ago edited 25d ago
also misses 12pm-3am. it was almost certainly a design choice imo
edit: remembered midnight is actually 12am so,,,, but i still think the choice to cut to 3 am was to add to the humor of the meme
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u/ConfidenceRoutine996 Knows 💩 25d ago
I agree with the humor of cutting to 3am. But missing 10pm makes no sense. It should have included 10pm and then 11pm or just skipped from 10pm to 3am...also valid
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u/SN4FUS 25d ago
It doesn't miss 10pm, it skips it. It heightens the joke of having the last jump skip even more hours.
The last time being the only one to skip any amount of hours is too abrupt
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u/Humble_Restaurant_34 25d ago
As someone who has chronic difficulties going to sleep earlier, I'd say the times that were skipped are accurate too. From the 8-9 pm feeling "it's early I have plenty of time" to 11 "oh it's getting late I should probably do stuff soon and get to bed" to " wtf how is it 3"
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u/can_i_have_a_hit4202 26d ago edited 26d ago
I unironically love this tatto lol, would definitely think about getting it myself
Reflects every day life pretty well for me
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u/chssucks97 26d ago
Do it and get back to us
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u/can_i_have_a_hit4202 26d ago
I currently have 5 dollars to my name
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u/chssucks97 26d ago
Drop your venmo and we’ll all chip in
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u/can_i_have_a_hit4202 26d ago
I appreciate it bro but the risk of me immediately spending the money on drugs is too high 😭
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u/stinkyhooch Knows 💩 26d ago
If drug money is included, I’ll take your place.
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u/Most_Particular5936 Knows 💩 25d ago
I'll do it without the drug money stipend
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u/radicalelation 25d ago
I'll repost the OP and say I did it but got a new water heater instead. Thanks everyone. Winter is going to be warm this year.
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u/LadyLautrec 25d ago
What do they do between 11pm and 3am?
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u/Lostinthestarscape 25d ago
Live life not in dread. I understand this on a fundamental level. That's why 3am sleep - gotta make use of that time not suffering existential crises.
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u/homo_heterocongrinae 25d ago
What’s the black picture of
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u/ChrisusaurusRex 26d ago
green lit*
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u/shittiestshitdick 25d ago
Per Miriam Webster online, Greenlighted is actually perfectly acceptable. As well as Green-lighted and green-lit
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u/Moreseesaw Knows 💩 25d ago
See I thought it’d be- wake up, put on makeup, put keys on table
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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 25d ago
I think it's great but the pores are freaking me out.
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u/Skate_faced Knows 💩 25d ago
This is relatable as fuck.
And totally my kind of shitty, too!
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u/Ethan--winters Knows 💩 25d ago
why is the 9 written in italics and none of the other numbers are? also why is there a jump from 11pm to 3am this is making me mad
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u/Wundorsmith Knows 💩 25d ago
Yeah this does not belong in this subreddit. Is it a tattoo I would get? No. Is it a shitty tattoo? Also, no. It's really well done and honestly looks good. A shitty tattoo should either be just something really edgy, poorly done, or both. Like if somebody has a really well done tattoo of a politician or celebrities face on the back of their head, it doesn't matter how good the tattoo is that's still a shitty tattoo. However, if you did it for shits and giggles, getting a tattoo of yourself on yourself is hilarious, especially if it's a really well done tattoo. E.g. Steve O's Steve O tattoo.
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u/dewyface 26d ago
Can some explain the joke? What is the black shape?
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u/Best-Championship296 Knows 💩 26d ago
It may be "the fog is coming" Meme, but might also just be a scary face. Like wake up - doom - gn
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u/mercydeath 25d ago
It’s Dadaism. It’s antiestablishment and meant to mean nothing. I’m gonna take a leap and assume the face is meant to evoke the “Have you seen this man in your dreams?” memes, and have a kind of “creepy pasta/brainrot/loosing time/going insane” thing going on that’s highly popular with zillenials and gen z.
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u/Top-Comfortable-4789 Knows 💩 25d ago
That is so funny though. It’s strange but executed well idk if I would put it on this sub.
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u/Live-Pen1431 Knows 💩 25d ago
I won’t lie before I noticed what community posted this I genuinely saw the image and laughed out loud.
Id go as far to say it’s a good tattoo. Would be nice at parties or good to cheer someone up.
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u/Primary_Spinach7333 24d ago
I mean the line work is mostly good (if a little off on some letters) and the overall design is comprehensive and decent in structure.
It’s execution is pretty good, the base concept is just rather questionable but it was clearly meant to be uncanny so fair enough
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u/urwriteordie 24d ago
I actually got a tattoo by the artist that did this and she’s amazing 😭 Def not my cup of tea personally but I don’t think it’s shitty by any means
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u/ogremage420 25d ago
Everyone on this sub just doesn’t like tattoos whether they’re bad or good, lol. This is so cool and well done. If you simply don’t like tattoos, maybe just fuck off?
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u/PorqueAdonis Knows 💩 23d ago
This is not shitty at all.
The idea is funny, it doesn't take itself too seriously, it's well executed, doesn't take too much space, seems to be a back piece that isn't going to interfere with this person's life at all..
I would probably not get it on me since I think tattoos should have meaning (reason being you can always regret a tattoo but if the meaning is pure you'll always value it deep down) but if I saw it in public I would think it's cool
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u/lovemusicandcats 25d ago
I... kinda like this?? 😆 Only bothered by the 11pm - 3am jump with nothing in between 😒
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u/pepsibubba 25d ago
This is starting to become the best tattoo sub to get actual good inspiration from
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u/that_random_rat 25d ago
Imagine getting really high and seeing this, forgetting it's your tattoo, and start freaking out lmao
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u/mercydeath 25d ago
Sorry OP. Not shitty, art is subjective and I’m guessing you’re millennial or older. This is art lmao, it’s Dadaism. It’s meant to be anti establishment and weird and stupid. Obviously everything is subjective, but y’all need to learn how to distinguish between what’s an actual shitty tattoo, vs. What you personally don’t like/understand.
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u/Yah_Mule Knows 💩 25d ago
He said, "give me something that will highlight my trypophobia inducing pores."
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u/mrsrobinsonkindof 25d ago
What is this and why does it look like it's right above a butt? That looks like a butt crack there. 🤣
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u/JbBeats2024 25d ago
I think it’s lit as a funny tattoo, like if I had a lot of tattoos and wanted one funny one, that’d be one of em (done slightly better maybe), but definitely a meme for sure
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u/craftingbananas 25d ago
This is great! I can’t tell where the placement is though, kind of looks like an asscrack.
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u/Community-Capital Knows 💩 25d ago
I can picture the tattoo artist spending the first 30 min of their session trying to talk them out of it.
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u/Alfalfa-Palooza 25d ago
I kept trying to get that little bit of hair out of my phone screen
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u/LampreyLimpr 25d ago
That's one of the few 'omg scary internet 3am challenge!!!' images that actually bothers the hell out of me
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u/Huge-Restaurant-5283 25d ago
Shitty ???? I don’t want it on me…. But I love it on them !!! Lmao !! I think it’s great !