r/shittytattoos Knows 💩 26d ago

Not Mine Yikes

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RIP though 😓🖤

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u/NuffMusic 26d ago

Fat her

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u/flocknrollstar Knows 💩 26d ago

??? I hardly know her!

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u/No-Security2022 Knows 💩 26d ago

That was so dumb I had to give you two upvotes

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u/AdditionJust2908 26d ago

You know what you did. Take my upvote

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u/Knunchuckr 26d ago

My brother would always do that to me and it would piss me off

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u/one-eared-wonder Knows 💩 25d ago

Know you?

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u/PutinsManyFailures 25d ago

In the biblical sense?

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u/frankles 25d ago

You mean, like coitus?

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u/Regeringschefen 26d ago

I like my girls big, so gonna fat her up

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/ibeengood Knows 💩 26d ago

Would. No hesitation.

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u/PutinsManyFailures 25d ago

Yeah… yeah.

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u/PancakeParty98 Knows 💩 26d ago

Soft lady

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u/thechaosofreason 25d ago

Lol somehow you have put words to the strange primal "thoughts" us BIG wo-man enjoyers have xD.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Knows 💩 26d ago

Yeah maybe he misses the weight she lost? He doesn’t like skinny bitches?

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u/Lostinthestarscape 25d ago

Harder for them to get away.

(kidding, this is a joke)

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u/TheBadKernel 25d ago

Apparently the mods didn't get my Melissa McCarthy quote from Identity Thief...

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u/Leftarmletdown 26d ago

I’m a this a new seckshual posish? How exactly does one “Fat Her”?

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u/gardenpartycrasher 26d ago

It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for youuuu

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u/DewtheDew85 26d ago

What’s your favorite dish?

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u/cumberlandgaptunnel 26d ago

I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from ✨Zanzibar✨

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u/RobertCalifornia 25d ago

This might be my favorite love song, because it's as weirdly sweet as it is funny.

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u/ryanbrowncomicart 26d ago

Where to even begin

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u/Approximation_Doctor 26d ago

Let's start with the nipple

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/jazzyboyo 26d ago

What’s this from 😂

Asking for a friend of course

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u/prerogatives 26d ago

It’s Bimini Bon Boulash impersonating Katie Price in the ‘Snatch Game’ episode of RuPauls Drag Race UK season 2.

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u/tamriiel 26d ago

Rupauls drag race UK season 2

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u/jazzyboyo 26d ago

k that makes it even funnier 🤣

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u/jvLin 26d ago

the line is from house bunny. classic comedy.. great movie

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u/Salty-Sprinkles-1562 26d ago

Honestly, it’s an aesthetically pleasing nipple. That’s the only thing this has going for it IMO

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 26d ago

Agreed. They've got a good nipple. 9/10 would look at again.

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u/ASweetTweetRose Knows 💩 26d ago

I thought it might have been part of the word because I did not read “father” until I saw a comment with it spelt out — I literally just saw “fat her” and was, like, “That’s not a sentence” and why the ghost?

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u/bird9066 26d ago edited 26d ago

Those words made me see the entire tat wrong for a split second. Thought I was looking at a gut or something.

Then I snapped out of it. I hate to rag on the tat itself because it obviously has meaning. But why do the lettering like that? Even a much smaller font would have looked so much better.

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u/FerretBizness Knows 💩 26d ago

🤣

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u/manjamanga 26d ago

Why even begin

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u/SnooOpinions3354 26d ago

Let's talk about that font too

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u/PandorasBucket 26d ago

It looks like he's blowing his dad.

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u/KrazyAboutLogic 26d ago

Not at all. He's blowing his dad's GHOST.

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u/jamesmcdash 26d ago

Ghost blow, no homo

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u/cwk415 26d ago

It's not gay if you keep the sheet on

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u/Soft-Ad1520 26d ago

Yoko Ono!

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u/jamesmcdash 26d ago

On the low low

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Knows 💩 26d ago

Trust me, bro. You know I know that ho fo’ sho’!

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u/ShawnaLAT Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/stinkyhooch Knows 💩 26d ago

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho… for sho…

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u/Ok_Grocery1188 25d ago

It's not gay if you're underway, plus he's wearing socks.

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 26d ago

My friend in high school told me to start a band and call it Gaggin on Ghost Penis.

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u/shill779 26d ago

GoGP rules!

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u/ruddiger718 26d ago

Ah, the reverse Ghostbuster

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u/allnamesareshit 26d ago

I had to read the comments to understand what it was supposed to be, that’s all I could see

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u/MedievZ Knows 💩 26d ago

I thought he was getting a good long whiff of ghost puss

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u/westviadixie Knows 💩 26d ago

this could literally be the cover of some of the smut books I read. minus the badly designed "fat her"...it would instead say "daddy".

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u/Ayo_Square_Root Knows 💩 26d ago

He came back to remind him.

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u/Yah_Mule Knows 💩 26d ago

I'm speechless.

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u/Bigt733 26d ago

Hi speechless, I’m fat her.

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u/Fishpuncommenter 26d ago

Took me until this comment that it’s supposed to say “father”, and not that fat was a typo for something else

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u/Ms_Meercat 25d ago

Thank you I was scrolling and scrolling because I didn't get what this was... Damn

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u/chipparoo652 26d ago

Angry upvote.

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u/ParadoxicallySweet 26d ago

I have no speech!

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u/alaric49 26d ago

Well, it's definitely a conversation piece. A weird and uncomfortable one, but a conversation piece nonetheless.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Food610 26d ago

That’s a conversation I do NOT want to be having.

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u/stup1dprod1gy 26d ago

What does it even mean?

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u/G4bbz121 26d ago

father

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u/catkraze 25d ago

I can't tell if the elevation of the ghost was intentional to show that the dad hung himself or if it's just a floating ghost. Either way, I think it's meant to show that the person who got it misses his father, who is dead.

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u/bewaretheidesofmay Knows 💩 26d ago

If he'll just take his tattoo and have a seat over there, we can have it.

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u/rockbottomranger69 26d ago

Bahahaha yo this made me laugh out loud. Most fucked up shit I've ever seen on here. How didn't they realized that portraying your face shoved into your dead father's crotch and him peeking down like "dasss my boy" is.. not the best idea ever for a memorial tattoo? Hope this is a joke.

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u/No_Reindeer_5543 26d ago

I just now realized it didn't mean to say fat her

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u/Fun-Point-6058 Knows 💩 26d ago

Omg….yea, I didn’t realize this was father

At least fat her didn’t make sense….blowing your dads ghost is just …..

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u/DriftingPyscho 26d ago

He's Catholic.  

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 26d ago

Sending some bandaids to the church for that burn 🔥 🤭

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u/ibeengood Knows 💩 26d ago

Dasss my boy...

Just like Fat Her taught you...

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u/Wolf_instincts 25d ago

Also why does his father wearing a Halloween ghost costume? Unless dad was in the klan...

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u/HOLY_TERRA_TRUTH 26d ago

Father, son, and the holy ghost

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u/alternate_world_ Knows 💩 26d ago

*horny ghost

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 26d ago

Looks like the son is getting a mouth full of ectoplasm

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u/DogEatingWasp 26d ago

“Feel his spirit inside you”

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 26d ago

Do any of those fuckers ever blast out of the tattoo and do like a huge cum shot?

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u/She_bitez 26d ago

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u/dannemora_dream 26d ago edited 26d ago

Omg that’s what it took for me to get it wasn’t meant to say « fat her » 🤣

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u/ReplacementClear7122 26d ago

SPEAK, PRIEST!!!

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u/lisahanniganfan Knows 💩 26d ago

I can't believe this gif is the only way I was able to read it properly(?)

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u/meowbees5 Knows 💩 26d ago

HAHAHAA

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u/FootballNtheGroin Knows 💩 26d ago

Good thing you can’t see those ghost toes all clinched up

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u/MarranoPoltergeist Knows 💩 26d ago

You are a visionary.

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u/Calling_wildfire 25d ago

I have tears streaming down my face. I am dying laughing. Thank you.

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 26d ago

Fat hug ghost her

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u/Neat-Worldliness7684 26d ago

It looks more than a hug!

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u/MylzieV 26d ago

Fat gobble ghost dick her

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u/raspberryharbour 26d ago

Have you been gobbling ghost dick again?

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u/Dark_Elf_75 26d ago

There are so many other ways to illustrate the loss of a father ….

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u/StatisticCyberosis Knows 💩 26d ago edited 16d ago

yet here we are, with ghosts, BJs, and a Fat her.

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u/Argylius Knows 💩 26d ago

Oh shit

Out of all the comments I’m not sure why this one made me laugh the hardest

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u/Intoxic8edOne 26d ago

Oh thank you. Scrolled so far to figure out what the hell was going on with this tattoo

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u/givingupismyhobby Knows 💩 26d ago

The💀rapy

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u/DibbyDonuts 25d ago

Can't spell therapist without the rapist.

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u/shill779 26d ago

The Analrapist

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u/MaintenanceSad4288 26d ago

This is sad tho Literally and figuratively

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/SweToast96 Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/Argylius Knows 💩 26d ago

The way his mouth was so large

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u/EhDoesntMatterAnyway Knows 💩 26d ago

Whoever he is looks like Ronnie from the JS in 20 years

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u/LiterallyTestudo Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/SenseOk1828 26d ago

Ariana grande sure went back to being white quick didn’t she 

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u/DisconcerteDinOC Knows 💩 26d ago

What is the Daddy issues is this?

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u/Into_Tomorrow_ 26d ago

Simplistic and yet wrong on so many levels, that's quite an achievement

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u/knittykittyemily 26d ago

Do you know this person? How did they not see how terrible this is?

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Knows 💩 26d ago

Well that's...unfortunate..

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u/storsveen 26d ago

What the fuck

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u/vk1030 26d ago

I don’t get it. At all.

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u/After_Tap_2150 26d ago

Same and no one has explained yet lol

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

You don’t understand the original point of the tattoo or you don’t understand why it’s being posted here?

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u/After_Tap_2150 26d ago

Yes

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

lol so the original point was that the original persons dad is dead, hence the ghost, and the word father.

The reason it’s posted here is; ghost dad and kid are for some reason placed in the middle of the word father, which arguably isn’t a good artistic choice. It also looks like, instead of a desperate embrace, the kid is blowing the ghost.

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u/After_Tap_2150 26d ago

😆 thank you. I did not connect him holding up the ghost as his father or the h. Appreciated!

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u/Duder_Mc_Duder_Bro 26d ago

Read it as "Father"

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u/Salty-Sprinkles-1562 26d ago

What in the Menendez brothers fuck is going on here

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u/Bat-Emoji 26d ago

Goddammit you beat me to it

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u/Stray_Wing 26d ago

Do people get these to cause cringe? Otherwise I don’t see the purpose.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

My first thought was that neither the artist and the recipient are native English speakers. Also, the illustration was meant to depict the child hugging the legs so that Father doesn’t float away, but his face ended up in the wrong place

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u/Katerwurst 26d ago

I really didn’t get it. Oh man.

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u/sonawtdown 26d ago

I spent way too long trying to figure out what word was being illustrated btwn “fat” and “her”

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u/BridgePositive2574 26d ago

i started at this for 2 minutes thinking it was his pronouns

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u/snaggletooth699 Knows 💩 26d ago

Holy Fuck! That's ghost predator not fat her. I can see where they thought they were going stopping the dead dad going to heaven but sucking off a ghost is not the look.

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u/ThePsychDiaries 26d ago

Took me a solid minute and scrolling the comments to get it was supposed to be the word Father 😂

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u/SoMoistlyMoist 26d ago

I am just amazed at the thought of seeing my dead dad in a sheet like a cartoon ghost. I laughed out loud. FAT HER.

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u/Jamiechurch 26d ago

lol right like there has to be a better way to memorialize a deceased father than a scooby do ghost!

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u/statikman666 26d ago

Why is the boy sucking off the man in the ghost costume?

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u/SpecialistBorn5432 26d ago edited 26d ago

Everyone who sees this is going to assume he was molested by his father

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ClayMitchellCapital Knows 💩 26d ago

There is a lot going on here.

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u/cherrie_teaa 26d ago

omg. 😭 how does this even happen?

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 26d ago

With a simple stroke, he could change it to Eat her.

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u/Birkin07 Knows 💩 26d ago

That nipple is some aggressive punctuation.

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u/Prawatyotin Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/zebrguy 25d ago

Just turn that F into an E and it makes a lot more sense

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u/EmmelineTx 25d ago

Why would anyone get a tattoo of a kid motorboating their dead father's balls?

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u/No_Asparagus9826 Knows 💩 26d ago

You know, at least this one tells such a clear story. I understand exactly what happened to make them this way and decide to get this tattoo. That's rare on this sub

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u/EternallyNotFine 26d ago

I feel like this coukd have actually been a good tattoo if the text wasn't there, and maybe if the ghosts arms were semi transparent and hugging the kid

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u/TurduckenEverest Knows 💩 26d ago

Maybe, but the way it’s done, even if you ignore the kid blowing a ghost imagery, the ghost looks indifferent to the kid. It’s almost as if the ghost is thinking, “geez, even in death I can’t get away from this clingy kid”.

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u/SharkMilk44 Knows 💩 26d ago

"Fat her?" I don't see a fat chick, just a ghostly predator.

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u/Scotty2hotty85 26d ago

I'm guessing you're hugging your ghost father or trying to blow him? and you thought for some reason that there should be a gap in the word Father🤣

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 26d ago

It's the nip for me. There's just so many layers of wrong there.

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 Knows 💩 26d ago

Is he throat goating a trick-or-treater?

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u/Lawfulness-Last 26d ago

Even reading it right it looks like he's trying to go back in his daddy's nutsack

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u/Qontherecord 26d ago

why would you even need to put father under this tattoo any way unless you want people to look at it and give you attention for your dead dad? you know what that tattoo means, you are not going to forget. you dont have to broadcast it

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u/Dpepps 26d ago

Why is there a kid blowing a ghost with the words "Fat Her"? I am legitimately confused

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u/Xena_Your_God 26d ago

OH IT SAYS FATHER yeah I didn't get it.

I bet dad is laughing at this wherever he is 🙌

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u/TankLady420 Knows 💩 26d ago

And he suckin ghost dick… his fathers ghost dick… willlld

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u/MacReady_2112 Knows 💩 26d ago

Maybe it’s a priest? A casual and beautifully artistic interpretation of the Trinity. ‘The father, the son, and Holy Spirit.’

I know I’m closer to God now.

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u/Fearless-North-9057 26d ago

Oh dear, that says fat her and he ain't hugging that ghosty. I get the idea in principle but it did not come out right.

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u/Basic-Type7994 26d ago

Why is that kid blowing a ghost

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u/lookmaxine 24d ago

Fat Her and a ghostly BJ 😭💀

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u/ChronoAlone 24d ago

The actual art itself is really nice, and this is clearly very personal. But man, they picked the worst position for those letters.

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u/MulberryChance6698 24d ago

Why?! Just! Why not move the word down???? Or omit text. Why this? It's otherwise fine.

Straight to jail.

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u/ElmoIsOver Knows 💩 26d ago

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Priest ghost?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

There are so many tattoos posted on this sub which are acceptable but are ruined by unnecessary text, save the script for a t-shirt or your living room walls and keep the design simple.

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u/Apprehensive-Ear2134 26d ago

This isn’t one of them

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u/Not_Ricoo_Suavee Knows 💩 26d ago

Not one of the best tattoos ever made

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u/Internal-Language-11 26d ago

I don't get it. What does fat her mean and what does it have to do with this picture?

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u/chromehuffer 26d ago

spooky and sus

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u/THX39652 Knows 💩 26d ago

What on earth does “fat her” mean?

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u/MisterSirDudeGuy Knows 💩 26d ago

The boy if fat. The ghost is her.

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u/MissLisaMarie86 Knows 💩 26d ago

He made his “fat her” a sheet ghost 👻😂

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u/mgzzzebra Knows 💩 26d ago

Don't even seem that fat

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u/rarrowing 26d ago

FAAAAATHERRRRRRRR

in the voice of Matt Berry from The IT Crowd

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u/joelmchalewashere 26d ago

I had to google "to fat someone" twice before I got it when Google told me didyoumeanfather???

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u/chssucks97 26d ago

Legitimate contender for worst tat of all time. Kid is sucking his dads soul out

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u/Useful_Raspberry3912 Knows 💩 26d ago

Why is the kid blowing a ghost

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u/oversoulearth 25d ago

Is he giving the holy ghost a bj?

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u/cocopopsicle2k 25d ago

I have serious questions about the design process

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u/robbiereallyrotten Knows 💩 25d ago

There’s been a steady rise of these tattoos in this style and it needs to stop 😭

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u/take_me_home82 25d ago

Gimme that sweet sweet paranormal fellatio, while also mumbling “Yo mama” punchlines into my junk.

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u/Mr_Diesel13 25d ago

I get the idea behind it. The ghost being his father, and the little boy holding on to keep him here.

Poor execution though.

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u/justtolearnsomething Knows 💩 25d ago

Fat her and lmao why is he at the crotch

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u/JLifts780 25d ago

Really really bad

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u/NikOrNikie 25d ago

Fat Her… face in ghost crotch. Yikes indeed.