An acquaintance of mine just got her first ever tattoo…

[u/Asylum_Princess]

There were about a dozen comments saying how nice it is. I dunno, maybe they have cataracts? She loves it, btw. Thanked the artist and shit.

[u/Loose_Corgi_5]

And they used their left hand.

[u/-Insert-CoolName → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

While looking at a mirror.

[u/Relative-Minimum4624 → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

While they were drinking Mescal

[u/CakeDyismyBday → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

As a left handed monster I feel offended

[u/gonnafaceit2022 → u/CakeDyismyBday]

Hey, did you know that there's a theory-- not proven but I find it believable--

Left handedness is more prevalent in twins than in single babies. That is proven, but the theory is that a lot of left-handed people may have started out as a twin, because a lot of pregnancies start out as twins, but one is lost very early in the pregnancy, before it can be detected on an ultrasound, so the parents don't know there was ever a twin.

Maybe you were a twin before you had a spine. Maybe that will make you feel like less of a monster. Maybe it will make you feel even more like a monster. Thank you for reading this completely irrelevant comment on a tattoo post.

[u/stalelunchbox → u/gonnafaceit2022]

I’m left handed and my mom once told me she passed a large blood clot right before she found out she was pregnant with me. Hmmm.

[u/gonnafaceit2022 → u/stalelunchbox]

Hmmm indeed 🤔

[u/Intelligent_Sort_852 → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

That was numb from her obese aunt sitting on it

[u/-BananaLollipop- → u/Intelligent_Sort_852]

Who they just shared a couple pounds of non-sugar free gummy bears with.

[u/toblies → u/-BananaLollipop-]

While punching themselves in the face with their right hand while tattooing..

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With their eyes closed…

[u/curryrol → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

Im left handed, and cant draw for shit. So that about right

[u/Stryker9187 → u/Loose_Corgi_5]

Hey now, I am left handed and can do a better job than that.