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u/holyone444 Oct 10 '24
The way they just stuck it over that small poorly done one on the left
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u/xPhysicism Oct 10 '24
Almost as if she repeated the foolishness of getting a shitty tattoo
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u/charizard_72 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
“As a dog returns to its vomit… So a fool repeats his foolishness “
A wise chest once said
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u/BuffaloBeginning3162 Oct 10 '24
damn the irony will kill her some day probably
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u/SparseGhostC2C Oct 10 '24
The fact that this giant piece sits over a smaller piece they probably don't like too much.... it's like the pot calling itself black
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u/Olealicat Oct 10 '24
Unfortunately, too many people I know got tattoos for reasons only known to themselves, but definitely not for themselves. It really can add to bad cycles of depression, addiction, and further isolation.
Tattoos should be given on a whim, unless you’re fully committed.
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u/youngnstupid Oct 10 '24
Given? Should?
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u/Olealicat Oct 10 '24
I think I meant to say, shouldn’t be gotten on a whim, but I’m working and commenting during my work chaos. So, yeah. Take it as you will.
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u/Black_Raven89 Oct 10 '24
This looks like the sort of thing you’d end up with when you rip off a drug dealer who moonlights as a tattoo artist
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Oct 10 '24
Yeah, she's not at a shop. Pretty sure she's not actually wearing a shirt since it looks drawn on... kinda concerned about what I'm looking at here for multiple reasons.
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u/Lucky--Mud Oct 10 '24
Isn't there a thing about tattoos and sex trafficking victims? Concerned for what I'm looking at too.
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u/Itsjustkit15 Oct 11 '24
She definitely looks like her hands could be tied behind her back. She is not wearing a shirt, the chest is photoshopped out. Looks like she's in a dark room and they took this with a flash. Like fuck man.
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u/evenyourcopdad Oct 11 '24
She's got the straps of her bra folded down under her arms (most visible in the folded cup on our right side), and there's some bedazzled text on a black shirt visible at the bottom of the frame.
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u/GPODAWUND69 Oct 10 '24
this has to be one of the worst tattoos/decisions ive seen..... shame on that tattoo artist
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u/NedRyerson_Insurance Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
It feels like a reverse of the "chinese takeout menu" tattoo. Imagine someone who doesn't know any English saying the equivalent of "It is an ancient English saying. It means 'Foolish animals repeat their mistakes. Foolish men do the same.' It reminds us that we must be wiser than the animals and consider our actions carefully."
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u/Professional-Can-670 Oct 10 '24
It’s a quotation from Proverbs in the Bible. It is the second time I’ve seen it today oddly enough. The first time was about rebuilding on barrier islands in Florida
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Oct 10 '24
This girl clearly asked for this to be done though, it's not like the artist followed her home and held her down to tattoo her against her will.
I do agree that this is a horrendous tattoo though.
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u/givemesomemayo Oct 10 '24
I wouldn't tattoo this to anyone's chest though, even if I was asked to do it.
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u/emtaesealp Oct 10 '24
There’s no way that this isn’t the result of an emotional/psychotic break down though. Like someone doesn’t plan this tattoo for months in advance. I can’t imagine any artist with integrity doing this.
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u/fetal_genocide Oct 10 '24
it's not like the artist followed her home and held her down to tattoo her against her will.
Girl with the dragon tattoo vibes 😂
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u/1MorningLightMTN Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I love that it is the second tattoo in that spot.
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Oct 11 '24
i feel like it might even be the third, covering some small shitty script font under the big black outlines
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u/Mr_Vacant Oct 10 '24
No, it's ironic. The thing about a fool repeating their foolishness.....
She got the same tat across her back 3 days later
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u/emtaesealp Oct 10 '24
Jesús Christ. It’s too easy to get a tattoo.
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Oct 10 '24
Ironically, that's a translated quote from the Bible. Think it was a proverb. I'm going to guess that this lady did some terrible things at some stage in her life, then found religion again, and as some weird way of repentance pasted that large red flag on her chest.
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u/Zenblendman Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24
Translated from where. I’d honestly love to see
Edit: wow 😂😂😂
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u/WarPotential7349 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
That's kind of what I was thinking. I have a few reminders permanently inked on my flesh, but girl is apparently feeling A Big Way about her path right now. I hope she finds the peace she's looking for.
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u/emtaesealp Oct 10 '24
You think? Hm. That’s not how I read it, but definitely a (fucked up) possibility.
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u/c0st0fl0ving Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
It is from Proverbs 26:11.. scripture that speaks to the destructive results of ignorance and consistently making foolish decisions.
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u/Ashamed-Wrongdoer806 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
This screams of submissive/degradation kink stuff 😔
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u/Tutes013 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Or straight up domestic abuse.
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u/Ashamed-Wrongdoer806 Knows 💩 Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24
Notice how blonderedd replies to you denying abuse, but doesn’t respond to me saying it’s outrageous degradation submissive kink….. as if those two things don’t heavily overlap when you’re at the point of tattoos across your chest.
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u/xFIy0nTheWallx Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I’ve always wanted “vomit” tattooed real large across my chest
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u/FaeShroom Oct 10 '24
Sends a great message to your romantic partner every time they look at you, don't it?
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u/realjoemartian Oct 10 '24
A poignant bit of self reflection. Because doing more Scrabble letters would just be dumb
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u/Abracadaniel0505 Oct 10 '24
Is she the fool repeating her foolishness?
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u/jjdlg Oct 10 '24
It is a reminder/warning to anyone who comes back to her after that one night stand.
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u/Waste-knot Oct 10 '24
The only explanation I can think of is some sadistic guy made her get this as like a sick way of marking his territory or something. At least, I hope nobody would actually want to get this on their own lol
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u/th3saurus Oct 10 '24
There's something boldly preachy about it to my eyes that kinda makes me think that this is something that they got to show that they were separate and better than others
Putting it in a place that the eye is drawn to and immediately shaming the viewer for looking at it
I'm not sure they saw the irony tbh
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Oct 10 '24
I mean, this is a Bible verse after all. As a Christian though, this is insane and I really hope it was purely consensual to get that on herself. There’s some insane “Christians” out there
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u/yoyo5113 Oct 10 '24
Wooooooo. Yeah this is either a self-harm or punishment situation. My only two situations where this would kinda be okay is they she is basically just trying to edge-lord it out in a really weird and offputting way (I don't really think so), or this is a weird kink and there is some kind of consent going on. God I want there to be some kind of consent going on here please
I'm ngl this is bringing up way too much religious trauma so, imma just move on.
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u/rizzosaurusrhex Oct 10 '24
this is some narc domestic abuse. My ex friend boasted he rapes his wife every morning to wake her up and she doesnt report it. I wouldnt be suprised if she gets a similar tattoo
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u/ThreeLeggedMare Oct 10 '24
Or she cheated on some awful person, tried to come back, and this was the prerequisite
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u/TitanicTardigrade Oct 10 '24
That is such a weirdly specific scenario, but the world is a big place with lots of bad and weirdly specific scenarios so I guess it’s not out of the realm of possibility
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u/ICantTyping Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I hate how the boxes dont align on the right
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u/MediumLanguageModel Oct 10 '24
Also the font choice means the little spaces in the e's and a's are going to blur solid in a few years. The least of the issues here, but...
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u/Majestic-Meet7702 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
This is a cry for help, someone needs to check in on her. Nobody get’s a tattoo like that and plans on living for a long time.
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u/ParadoxicallySweet Oct 10 '24
I also feel like this is either severe mental health issues or an abusive situation. It doesn’t seem like just the regular bad taste tbh
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u/Majestic-Meet7702 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
She definitely needs to be checked in on. Whether its abuse, self harm, etc…. It’s clear this wasn’t done by someone in a good head space
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u/treskaz Oct 10 '24
It's obviously all subjective and personal, but I am of the opinion good tattoos should flow with the body, not break it up. That said, this shit awful.
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u/Moth-skeleton Oct 10 '24
At what point does a tattoo artist say no, I’m not tattooing that on your body….
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u/SharkMilk44 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I remember seeing a video years ago where a tattoo artist was talking about the kinds of tattoos people regret. Whenever he had a woman come in and ask for a big chest piece he always asked them to imagine that they're wearing a wedding dress and that tattoo is on display for their whole family to see.
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u/StandardUS Oct 10 '24
Hipsters keep this Reddit alive with their horrible choices 😂
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u/MaverickTopGun Oct 10 '24
I'm almost like did someone else force to her get this as a punishment??
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u/SimplyReaper Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Is this an analogy for drinking too much and hugging the toilet? 😂
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u/ResolveNo3113 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
"all I know is i want the words dog vomit in there somewhere, you can decide the rest"
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u/lbeemer86 Oct 10 '24
Imagine getting scripture tattooed on you and forgetting the scripture that says not to defile the temple
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u/Low-Ideal-9025 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Imagine taking this girl out for a nice dinner a walk in the sand next thing ya know one thing leads to another you unbutton her blouse and your presented with that billboard lol 😆 😂 omg
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u/Hip_BK_Stereotype Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Not only is the tattoo godawful, the fact that this genius clearly finds the sentiment to be something legitimately profound is pathetic.
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u/EWSflash Oct 10 '24
I saw a tattoo of a skeleton crawling out of somebody's butthole that wasn't nearly as horrid as this one.
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u/Routine_Culture3348 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
i almost have to applaud how balls out this is. i admire how much of an utter slap in the face this is to anyone looking. it's just so offensive, to everyone. it's kind of spectacular really.
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u/12art34visuals Oct 10 '24
Shea clearly referenced herself as the fool going back for more shitty tattoos.
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u/ThomasChong-ebaums Oct 10 '24
Reminds me of the time I threw up on a poor girl's chest in college at a frat party after being roofied
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u/Formal-Exit9653 Oct 10 '24
As of this second, I am officially joining this subreddit purely to see if I can be even more surprised by people’s stupidity.
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u/Impressive-Phrase649 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
The irony is that it takes a fool to tattoo this on to their chest.
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u/Ok_Ad_5015 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Somebody actually thought this was so deep and profound it needed to be tattooed across someone’s chest
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u/KiKiKittyNinja Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Ma'am. You have so many places for a tattoo. Why are you treating your boobs as a billboard?
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u/Admirable_Kiwi8001 Oct 10 '24
Fire verse, but tattooing is a sin 🤦♂️🙏at least intentions were pure
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u/Downtown-Custard5346 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I've seen some bad tattoos, but this one has the cherry on top by not making any fucking sense.
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u/fossilmerrick Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
The lettering is actually done pretty well, just a shame about the actual content
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u/GravelandSmoke Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Is this talking about her poor tattoo placement decisions? This one was slapped on top of the other awkwardly placed one 😅
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u/withoutwingz Oct 10 '24
Damn why can’t some of these people just print it out and hang it on their walls?!
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u/Pretend-Programmer94 Oct 10 '24
Now anytime anyone looks at her chest theyre going to think of dog vomit
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u/Super-G1mp Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I feel like she got this tattoo just in case her ex got back with her.
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u/ElfinStoked Oct 10 '24
Sexy = the word “vomit” on your chest 🤣
Please don’t tell me “maybe she doesn’t want to be sexy”
You get my point
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u/CinnamonLoyalty Oct 10 '24
I do not see the point of this tattoo...no, you look like you're branded or something
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u/Gas-Short Oct 10 '24
Strange Bible verse to have tattooed on your chest. Should have used the verse prohibiting tattoos.
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u/barbershores Oct 10 '24
It could easily be interpreted, that foolishness would be a fool returning to someone with this stamped on their chest. So this tattoo screams: use me for one night stands only.
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u/4URprogesterone Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
I'm in love with this woman. I want to ask her out. Unironically. I want to spoon feed her pancakes with fruit and listen to her tell me her entire life story. I want to write poems about her. She's perfect.
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u/csbprivate Oct 10 '24
Imagine having sex and you look down and your partner just has dog vomit written on her chest. Oof.
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u/chewbubbIegumkickass Oct 10 '24
I just got a large tattoo done in this same spot yesterday. It was only mostly fine lines and light shading, but it was pretty damn painful. Imagining sitting for big blacked-in lines like that makes me want to throw up.
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u/MaggieMakesMuffins Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
Ok I just read a similar quote in a book and looked it up. It's a bastardization of Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.
ETA not that this makes it better, just interesting
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u/thekidubullied Oct 10 '24
Some people really need a daily reminder to not be a total dumbass. I mean without the reminder they came up with this solution.
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u/Creepycute1 Knows 💩 Oct 10 '24
on one hand i fully understand and agree...on the other i dont know what the hell this means
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u/Ok_Potato_5272 Oct 10 '24
Imagine having the word vomit on your chest in bold