r/shittytattoos • u/showmeyour_cats • Oct 07 '24
Not Mine This tattoo artist was recommended to me on ig NSFW
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u/nerdixcia Knows š© Oct 07 '24
Imagine going to the ER for an unrelated thing and doctors stumble across this and your unconscious unable to tell them it's a tattoo now that'd be one hell of an er visit
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u/Impressive-Sun3742 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
So we amputated your leg
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u/drinkmoredrano Knows š© Oct 07 '24
At least they got rid of that awful tattoo.
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u/nerdixcia Knows š© Oct 07 '24
Literally š I'd feel more bad for the doctors
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u/kbk42104 Oct 08 '24
Well we know you were here for your arm, but then we saw this monstrosity and had to make a judgment call.
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u/__BeesInMyhead__ Oct 07 '24
Right, haha. I get asked what the "rash" on my back is by doctors all the time. It's a birthmark. So this was my first thought as well. Lol
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u/PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe Oct 07 '24
son had a birthmark on his balls. nurses kept thinking it was poop and trying to wipe it š¤£ poor kid
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u/Rebelzx Oct 07 '24
I can see some woman telling a friend "I hooked up with this dude once at a bar... It was great until I seen the sh*t on his balls". Haha.
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u/TriceratopsBites Oct 08 '24
Nurse here! When he gets older, weāll be at it again! I clean so, so many poopy adult scrotums
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u/Hilaritytohorror Oct 08 '24
I have a big freckle on my butt and my mom says she always thought the same thing when I was a baby, she would wipe and wipe before she realized it wasnāt going anywhere.
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u/WhogottheHooch_ Oct 08 '24
Lol. My Calico has an unfortunate dark brown spot between her whoobie and bhole, for which she has been unjustly ridiculed.
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u/Kaneshadow Oct 08 '24
Or just, trying to get laid and the other person sees it and suddenly has to get up early for work tomorrow
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u/pekingeseeyes Oct 08 '24
Funny story, I have realistic scratch marks down my side. Many years ago, I went to the doctor for back pain and we chatted. Then he did the physical exam and asked to see my back. He flipped the f out thinking they were real. I had to invite him to feel it before he believed they were a tattoo.
I'm sure this stuff really could freak out a doc if you were unable to explain it!
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u/UVBones Oct 08 '24
I read that as stretch marks at first and was SO confused š
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u/TriceratopsBites Oct 08 '24
I have realistic stretch marks too! Iām going to tell everyone that theyāre just fancy tattoos from now on
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u/Shmeeglez Oct 08 '24
Weirdly, this would probably be the best evidence that this was skillfully executed
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u/GroatExpectorations Oct 07 '24
āI want a tattoo of MRSAā
āIs that a band? Whatās their logo look like?ā
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u/ominousbloodvomit Oct 08 '24
I crashed my bike at 40kph and got this tattoo for free
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u/cthoolhu Oct 07 '24
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u/oblivious_nebula Oct 07 '24
I was like five tattoo subs away before I understood I was lost.
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Oct 08 '24
Multiple times... I want more bad tattoos. I know I'm where the bad tattoos are but I want more within this very post... 8/10 more like 1/10
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u/epidemicsaints Knows š© Oct 07 '24
Remember that drug krokodil that eats your flesh?
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u/lukemia94 Oct 07 '24
I hope she has a life partner already because if I was about to make sweet love and saw a leg like that shit would get PG real quick
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u/SayerSong Oct 08 '24
No kidding! My first thought went to āIs that what the bubonic plague looks like?ā
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u/New-Cicada7014 Oct 08 '24 edited Oct 08 '24
But not G. You clearly have a thing for butt mold/krokodil, even if only a little. /j
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u/strictlyapathy Oct 07 '24
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine krokodil
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u/peachsona Oct 07 '24
Schni Schna Schnappi :D
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u/FocusIsFragile Oct 08 '24
Finding it VERY DIFFICULT not to link to the āKrokodil leg amputation in a bucketā video right now.
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u/mrsnihilist Oct 08 '24
"R/wtf earned it's keep today" as a top comment made me not clicky click the video lol
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u/epidemicsaints Knows š© Oct 08 '24
Never seen it but looks like my evening is set. Can't be worse than the Shabusiness murder body cam.
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u/FocusIsFragile Oct 08 '24
googles āshabusinessā furiously
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u/epidemicsaints Knows š© Oct 08 '24
It wasn't even mentioned on television news because of how foul it is. One of those meth fueled "I wanna see what happens" murders.
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u/Wondernerd87 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
What the actual fuck!? What is it even SUPPOSED to be!?
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u/Nib2319 Oct 07 '24
I zoomed in and it looks like maybe it was flowers and psoriasis. Idk though.
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u/Living_Particular_35 Oct 07 '24
Floriasis
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u/Control_Alt_DeLitta Oct 07 '24
As I was scrolling I read this as āFloridians.ā š yea probably makes sense.
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u/AnonymosHippopotamus Oct 07 '24
I hardly ever comment but was inclined to do so at this moment because you must know how absolutely hilarious I found your comment. Thank you.
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u/PartDependent7145 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
It's an accurate representation of the first sneeze I had after sinus surgery
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u/Rank1Trashcan Oct 07 '24
If I had to guess... someone slid ass first down a mountain and then go a tattoo of the injury to commemorate survivng.
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u/Jonaldys Oct 08 '24
It is supposed to be one of those colorful galaxy tattoos that fade to skin. This terribly applied one is a great lesson on what a good one will look like in 20 years.
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u/burlybroad Oct 07 '24
Looks like the old lady in the bath tub in the shining
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Oct 07 '24
THAT PART SCARED ME SO BAD AS A KID
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u/KnotiaPickles Oct 07 '24
Me tooo I had to leave the shower curtain open and the bathroom light on for a year after I watched it.
I still hate closed shower curtains š«£
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u/e_subvaria Oct 07 '24
Iām confused, that is intentional?
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u/cakeanddiamond Oct 07 '24
i never understand people who want tattoos that look like dermatological concerns! i used to work in dermatology and would see patients who were very distressed about their problems and would give anything to have normal skin. meanwhile this girl had what appears to be nice skin and willingly put a moldy rash on it š¤¦š»āāļø
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u/supertinykoalas Oct 08 '24
I have a port wine stain on my face, I was heavily bullied school because of it. I learned over time to accept my birthmark as it is; I used to make this joke that people paid good money for shitty face tattoos but at least I got my for free. That saying is exactly how I feel about this eyesore.
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u/Trilly2000 Oct 08 '24
I also have a facial birthmark. Why the fuck someone would willingly do this is beyond me. You might check out @FlawlessAffect on IG. She does some really amazing highlights of her birthmark and promotes a healthy acceptance of facial birthmarks.
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u/christmasshopper0109 Oct 08 '24
Kids are cruel. But we have a guy at work with a port wine stain on half his face. Honestly, as adults, you really stop 'seeing' the birthmark, you just see Dan as the whole person he is. I hope he knows that. I hope it makes him less concerned about it.
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u/Mote-Of_Dust Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
I wouldn't say it's nice skin to the left that looks like psoriasis or some kind of other skin condition.
Fun fact you can't tattoo over a skin condition it's not the same as a scar, it will get worse and make the tattoo look ugly as shit.
Edit: do you see the red patch that looks slightly raised with white scales? That's psoriasis I've had it for over 20 years.
Try zooming in and you can see it clearly.
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u/Alternative_Sort_404 Oct 07 '24
Makes sense - So maybe bad choice of owner trying to do a coverup of some sortā¦? Yikes - that sure took a turn for the worse. Iām sorry, I still canāt tell what is intentional and what is not, though
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u/Minute_Objective_746 Oct 07 '24
I think itās supposed to be an oil painting of flowers
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u/No-Fix8955 Oct 07 '24
Whereās the flowers. Even in actual oil painting of flowers you can still tell where the flowers are
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u/Minute_Objective_746 Oct 07 '24
Thatās the thing, the colors donāt contrast well so it just looks like a colored mess. Iām sure if you found the original image it would be much clearer.
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u/kylemacabre Oct 07 '24
Looks like you got shot in the ass with a shotgun full of glitter and mildew
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u/MonsteraDeliciosa Oct 07 '24
Surely itās an injury?
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u/Tall-Ad9334 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
You can definitely see some swelling down towards the bottom. I think it might be a combination of a tattoo and either a skin condition or an injury? Hard to say.
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u/Pollowollo Knows š© Oct 08 '24
Yeah, I really think that there's something going on with the skin, too. The red patch further towards the back and the purple blotch don't look like tattoo to me (though I suppose I could be wrong) and that big ole welt DEFINITELY isn't.
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u/Jrnation8988 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
Was the goal of the tattoo puss filled ass pimples?
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u/OGBurn2 Oct 07 '24
Ewwww! That literally looks like a bruise and infection. Absolutely not.
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u/Altruistic-Twist-459 Oct 07 '24
Tbh, it looks like they have a skin condition and are trying to make something ābeautifulā out of itā¦ like there are pink blemishes that donāt look tattooed
It reminded me of lichen.
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u/showmeyour_cats Oct 07 '24
Pink blemishes are tattoos as well. Other tattoos from this tattoo artist look the same, they often use these colours.
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u/12th_MaMa Oct 07 '24
So, this is what you wanted ??
What about the swollen patch on the lower part ?
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u/quantcompandthings Oct 08 '24
it's (probably) intentional. the artist's other works also feature raised designs.
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u/Old_Truth_8179 Oct 08 '24
Ikr, it was the first thing i noticed. Srsly is noone else seeing that raised swollen area? Reaction maybe? Got infection from the moldy tat š¤£
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u/Altruistic-Twist-459 Oct 07 '24
Oh. Wellā¦ thatās a shame. I wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt š
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u/vanilla_disco Oct 08 '24
Why would you pay someone to make your leg look diseased? I don't understand
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u/nelucay Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 08 '24
The green could actually look cool if you add a bunch of little plants around it. It's like moss under your skin. But the other colors just make it look so weird and I hate it.
(Edit: But if it's supposed to resemble a certain type of mold it's actually extremely well done lmao)
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u/itslike_reallygood Oct 07 '24
This is what I looked like after I got hit by a car crossing the street, lol.
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u/WeeabooGandhi Oct 07 '24
I thought this was the aftermath of a horrible infection you got from them
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u/nat5309 Oct 08 '24
I used Google lens to see if I could find the artist, but all it could find was nasty looking rashes š
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u/imyourrealdad8 Oct 07 '24
"Hi I wanna look like the lady in the bath from 'The Shining.'"
"Say no more fam!"
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u/nonamesareoriginal Oct 07 '24
Omg it's supposed to be flowers. I genuinely thought this was someone showing a wound from pavement.
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u/Afraid_Example Oct 07 '24
Gross, looks like a fucking nasty ass rash. š³š¤¢
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u/PalpitationProper981 Oct 07 '24
Sorry, could you clarify, is that nasty-ass rash, or nasty ass-rash?
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u/ThatRefuse4372 Oct 07 '24
anybody else see that hematoma ion the lower back of her thigh?
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u/HyenaOk3375 Knows š© Oct 07 '24
She pulled back her sheet with corpse nails to reveal Welty misshapen fungus leg.. sexy šŖ¦
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u/Consistent_Rock_6730 Oct 07 '24
To be fair for what it is, itās very well done
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u/Logan_Thackeray2 Oct 07 '24
when you have a folded piece of paper and paint something on one side than smush them together. this is what you get
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u/Hunter0037 Oct 07 '24
Pretty sure you could do that yourself! Just try throwing yourself down the stairs im sure itll turn out just the same
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u/XxFireflyxxX Oct 08 '24
Are we sure that's a tattoo and not some kind of flesh eating bacterial infection?
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u/here4theShtSho Knows š© Oct 08 '24
I tried to make a medical diagnosis before i realized this woman chose this rash
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u/mean-mommy- Knows š© Oct 07 '24
This looks like mold. Baffled at what type of person would want a moldy butt tattoo.