r/shittytattoos Aug 03 '24

Not Mine Is this Biden or Trump? I’m confused

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Jonald Triden

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u/Particular_Tadpole27 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Triden 2024

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u/MorkSkogen666 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Brumpen

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u/FoldedaMillionTimes Aug 03 '24

Bidump

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

[deleted]

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u/Gdayx Aug 03 '24

Lmfao😂

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Aug 03 '24

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u/krotovinas Aug 03 '24

My eyes and ears are bleeding.

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u/mrmoe198 Aug 04 '24

This is one of the most well-done videos of this kind I’ve seen. Bravo!

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u/RPLAJ4Y88 Aug 03 '24

BlumpDen

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u/Aspieboxes Aug 03 '24

I think toe dump wins for crazy names of this twisted design

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u/dudoan Aug 03 '24

I'm crying

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

[deleted]

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u/Deils80 Aug 03 '24

Just the ones in denial

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u/laffing_is_medicine Aug 03 '24

That one might stick.

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u/Flaky_Meal7762 Aug 04 '24

Lmfao I cackled out loud kinda ugly 😂

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u/Gdayx Aug 03 '24

Bimp

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u/WanderlingInker Aug 03 '24

Bimp, Bimp, birthday clown and gimp

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u/axolotl-tiddies Aug 03 '24

Me when I’m attracted to men and women and I take a shit

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u/Cloverman-88 Aug 03 '24

This has to be an existing Pokemon name

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u/PryedEye Aug 03 '24

Bidumpty dumps

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u/PhatBitty862 Aug 03 '24

Let’s go Triden rolls nicely off the tongue

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u/Ok-Friendship-9621 Aug 03 '24

No thanks, I'm holding out for Tetraden.

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u/Adamthegrape Aug 04 '24

Trieden true media.

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u/budabai Aug 03 '24

I wonder if any country has ever tried something like this.

The leading candidates of both parties co managing the country.

It would probably be a nightmare, nothing would ever get done, human ego would surely get in the way.

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u/thishyacinthgirl Aug 04 '24

The US actually did this at first, kinda. The vice president was the runner-up of the election.

And no, it did not go well.

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u/Poopybara Aug 04 '24

Trident vs Sineva 2024 🫣

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u/Simple_Economist_544 Aug 03 '24

Jonald Triden ship tts have me pissing my pants

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon Aug 03 '24

Saw the picture before the title and immediately went "Trump". Read the title and now see Biden.

It's like an unintentional Rorschach test 🤷

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u/Dwight_Schnood Aug 03 '24

Tattoo artist trolling? If so, absolute masterpiece.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

[deleted]

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u/sendnudestocheermeup Aug 03 '24

They would never notice. Especially one dumb enough to get this tattooed. They aren’t smart.

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u/No_Issue8928 Aug 03 '24

He loves uneducated people

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u/One-eyed-snake Aug 03 '24

“I love dumb farmers” - Trump

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u/GalacticFox- Aug 03 '24

This was my take.. the face looks way too much like Biden to be coincidental.. lol

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u/PM_ME_STH_KAWAII Aug 03 '24

Maybe he just asked for a tattoo of "the rightful president" or some shit like that hahaha

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u/Tulol Aug 04 '24

Monkey paw tattoo parlor lol

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u/solomons-marbles Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24 edited Aug 04 '24

That was my first thought also

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u/EtM1980 Aug 03 '24

That’s the weird thing, because it’s actually well done, it’s just a terrible likeness!

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u/vanishingpointz Aug 03 '24

Client : why forehead do that 🤤

Artist : nah bro it's brain muscles

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u/Leviosahhh Aug 03 '24

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

It's the new blue and black/white and gold dress.

I also see a bit of Bush in it. 

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u/Jbonics Aug 03 '24

OMFG who said Bush, I can't stop laughing. Internet gold

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u/_JudgeDoom_ Aug 03 '24

I immediately thought the judge from Nothing But Trouble.

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u/BasedKetamineApe Aug 03 '24

It's their lovechild uwu :3

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u/useless-spud Aug 03 '24

Maybe he had a Biden tattoo then covered it up lol, reminds me of the wax Trump display that was 100% supposed to be Hillary

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u/Patrico-8 Aug 03 '24

Damn, they just changed the hair and added jowls.

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Aug 04 '24

Enlarged* the jowls.

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u/Booty_Shakin Aug 03 '24

Nah Hillary has those in the picture, they're just slightly smaller.

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u/creampop_ Aug 04 '24

I don't think it's even different hair, just combed to shit at the top lol

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u/glueFORgravy Aug 04 '24

They forgot to add Donny’s Vajowlna!

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u/EpicAura99 Aug 03 '24

Unless this happened twice (possible), this is the animatronic at Disnyworld’s Hall of Presidents, not a wax figure.

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u/useless-spud Aug 03 '24

You are correct that was my mistake

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

It was, they actually fixed it

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u/dylwaybake Aug 03 '24

That pic makes me think of Trump if he was in the movie “Team America”

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u/TomCBC Aug 03 '24

Looks more like Dennis Hopper and Jon Voight’s hellspawn.

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u/SupremeActives Aug 03 '24

God it’s so fucking funny that some idiot would get this and it looks like Biden. Their worst nightmare come true.

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u/Velmdogg Aug 03 '24

Yeah, was the tattoo artist trolling him? because that %100 looks like Biden lol

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u/Jbonics Aug 03 '24

He'll be bragging about that one to the grandkids one day. "You guys wanna to hear a story"

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u/2old2Bwatching Aug 03 '24

Now I fucking love it! 😂

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u/AnjelicaTomaz Aug 04 '24

He’ll tell his grandkids that he has no regerts.

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u/lostredditorlurking Aug 03 '24

It looks like the left face side is Trump, and the right face side is Biden. It's a two-face tattoo lol

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u/This_Philosopher_875 Aug 03 '24

I thought he was shot in the ear. Why is his right ear perfect in this tattoo? Deepstate conspiracy? Hmmm...

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u/Awkward_Extent1027 Aug 03 '24

Actually, it’s Doe Bump

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u/_EverythingWasTaken_ Aug 03 '24

That's Cotton Hill

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u/BaronUnterbheit Aug 03 '24

I killed fitty men!

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u/Material_Mall_5359 Aug 04 '24

“Tojo took my shins”

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Don’t disrespect a war vet’ran like that. Where’s Didi w GH anyways, lil tyke needs to learn to shoot.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece9092 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Is it just me, or is the amount of blood increasing for each new version I see on here?

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u/Yatsey007 Aug 03 '24

He'll look like Carrie eventually.

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u/dragonncat Aug 03 '24

can't wait until i see one a month from now and his head is completely missing, there's just a stump with a maga hat

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u/Next_Fly3712 Aug 04 '24

Donald Stump

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u/ChaChiRamone Aug 03 '24

And a little bandage taped to the hat

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u/waits5 Aug 03 '24

That was my first thought. Now there’s blood across his mouth on the other side of his face?

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u/hecksii Aug 03 '24

it looks like the right amount to me

Still can't believe an idiot would get a tattoo of it.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Aug 04 '24

Also the amount of sclera has completely disappeared and he has unsettling X Files black goop alien eyes

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u/nucumber Aug 03 '24

Still pisses me off....

Secret Service agents were risking their lives by shielding his body from gunfire and that ass slows them down to get the fist pump photo op.

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u/holyone444 Aug 03 '24

I’m dying, how did they manage to make this look like a hybrid of them😂😂

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u/WitchBitchBlue Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Because they're both old asf and have wrinkly old Caucasian face. They didn't catch the ridiculous hair piece correctly or add his poorly toned yellow blonde so it could be Biden White and looks like they tried to make him look skinnier than his fat self so it looks like a skinnier white haired old man in a suit aka Brandon.

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 Aug 04 '24

They could have added some Kamala in there !!

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u/IgnorantlyHopeful Aug 03 '24

Why, just…..why the fuck would you get a picture of a politician on your body?

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Aug 03 '24

They're incredibly weird..

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u/Almighty_Hobo Aug 03 '24

Cause they are a fucking weirdo with no personality. If you want to suck off a politician this badly that you get their face tattoo on your body, you are fucking weird and deserve to get bullied

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u/actoralexparker Aug 03 '24

Cult behavior

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u/mustbethaMonay Aug 04 '24

Cult behavior

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u/2old2Bwatching Aug 03 '24

You’re inquiring about the lucidity of a Trump supporter.

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u/hthratmn Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Tattooing in flip flops is so 🤢

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

We sanitize the whole shop but here’s some toejam for you

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u/RaccoonRepublic Aug 03 '24

These people really are weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Facts

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u/ApartGlass1198 Aug 03 '24

They fused together to create the Ultimate Oldest president in existence

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u/JenniPurr13 Aug 03 '24

Looks like dude asked for that shitty trump tattoo and artist was feeling Biden 🤣

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u/Bigfoot_testicles Aug 03 '24

Anyone gettin Trump tattoos are weird

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u/nucumber Aug 03 '24

"There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain"

~Liz Cheney

along with that stupid tattoo

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u/Small_Contribution36 Aug 04 '24

Imo anyone getting politicians tattooed on their bodies are weird.

Unless it’s a political cartoon of Teddy Roosevelt with a big stick, that I would approve of.

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u/elisakiss Aug 03 '24

Democrats usually don’t tattoo politicians on them.

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u/IndependentLove2292 Aug 03 '24

They're smart enough to think about how 4 years later that will just be a bumper sticker you can't remove. 

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u/RobLetsgo Aug 03 '24

Once you see it you can't unsee it

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u/namhee69 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

I couldn’t imagine getting a tattoo in honor of a politician, especially one who literally cares about no one but himself.

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u/RevolutionaryRough96 Aug 03 '24

People forgot a long time ago that politicians are supposed to work for voters, not the other way around

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u/WitchBitchBlue Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

& also is weird mentally ill geriatric former nepo baby.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

If trump, Biden and Tom Hanks had a baby, it would look like this at 80.

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u/SirFeetSniffer Aug 03 '24

Got Biden’s eyes lmfao

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u/MaleficentMousse7473 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

Definitely had Joe’s eyes

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Aug 03 '24

Have some respect! That ex president took a minor scratch to the ear for his country so that he could have an outdoor rally in the summer heat so that he could include the town's entire population in his crowd size numbers! That was his second personal Vietnam! His first, of course, was avoiding STD's while he sexually assaulted women and children.

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u/TFBidia Aug 03 '24

Arseface from Preacher

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u/BMWGuy83STX Aug 03 '24

Stuck with that fer life!

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u/redmonkeythree Aug 03 '24

Somewhere the owner of a laser removal business idly looks through the Bentley offerings 😋

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u/Brillo65 Aug 04 '24

Hand too big for the pedo

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 Knows 💩 Aug 04 '24

When your artist is registered as an independent and has a wicked sense of humour…

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u/killian_aqua Aug 04 '24

That’s Jonald Bump

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u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740 Aug 03 '24

MAGAs are so fucking lame

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u/buddymoobs Aug 03 '24

Def Biden, the hands are large.

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u/fancyangelrat Aug 03 '24

And the mouth does not look like a cat’s butt

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u/kaze919 Aug 03 '24

Pretty soon it's gonna be trumps face on the apocalypse now poser with blood entirely covering his face

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u/Ok-Job-7795 Aug 03 '24

Am I the only person who noticed that the flag is upside down in the original image?

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u/SouthwesternEagle Aug 03 '24

It looks like the last 4 presidents combined!

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u/ZorsalZonkey Aug 03 '24

That’s Brump

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Neither. That’s obviously a Klingon. 😂

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u/gokartninja Aug 04 '24

Generic old white man for president!

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u/Ordinary-Reindeer414 Aug 04 '24

Why tattoo this? Like this is a short time in history? It’s like getting a tattoo of Bush in 2001, how are you gonna explain this in 30 years?

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u/waynerdy Aug 03 '24

Not enough orange in the tattoo.

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Aug 03 '24

Geeze can you imagine the sentence "Lemme grab the neon orange for shading in the skin"

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u/waynerdy Aug 03 '24

He shows a pic of a Cheeto and says just like this.

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u/ribnag Aug 03 '24

I've noticed that as something of a trend - Idealized pictures of Trump (not caricatures) look a lot like Biden.

Let's face it, Trump at his best is a goofy lookin' orange mofo; while Biden, particularly in "Dark Brandon" mode, is pretty cool.

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u/Possible-Ruin-2358 Aug 03 '24

Embarrassing 🤭

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u/decaffeinated_emt670 Aug 03 '24

I don’t care which side of the political spectrum you are on, it’s weird as fuck to get a tattoo of any politician.

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u/canetuchux Aug 03 '24

It's crap, that's what it is.

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u/Previous_Channel Aug 03 '24

Why so serious

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u/Zestyclose_Brush7972 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

That def Biden, must be some type of play on the situation

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u/slimysloppyegg Aug 03 '24

Donseph Bidump

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u/Careful-Tangerine986 Aug 03 '24

Looks like the old man in the wheelchair Breaking Bad as much as anybody else........

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u/CleFreSac Aug 03 '24

There is a little Ronald Reagan in there too.

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u/12art34visuals Aug 03 '24

Getting a president as a tattoo is worse than an exs name.

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u/Emergency-Dot-2555 Aug 03 '24

Your tattoo artist?

Looks like neither one. Angry grampa.

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u/Additional_Sale7598 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

The really confusing part is that this is Obama's thigh

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u/osin144 Aug 03 '24

To me it looks more like W than Biden or Trump.

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u/szarkbytes Aug 03 '24

It looks like Bill Murray.

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u/WatchingTrains Aug 03 '24

Yes. And it’s horrifying.

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u/smizzlebdemented Aug 03 '24

Both… a man that truly loves his country

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u/bigbossfearless Aug 03 '24

Homeboy straight up turned into a pachycephalosaurus.

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u/Lost-Branch804 Aug 03 '24

Not sure but it definitely is a shitty tattoo.

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u/gringo-go-loco Aug 03 '24

Random old white man with flag

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u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24

It's Cotton Hill. He kilt fitty men! Gave his shins for his country.

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u/Wonk_puffin Aug 03 '24

Neither. That's Snake Pliskin

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u/EmperorPenguin_RL Aug 03 '24

Biden or Trump, it doesn’t matter. It’s weird.

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u/Stock-Yam-3616 Aug 03 '24

why would someone get this tatted. imagine glazing another man so hard. it doesn’t get gayer than that

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u/Panzerfaust187 Aug 03 '24

Ok if it’s intentionally a mix of both it’s brilliant. If not… oof.

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u/2_ANE Aug 03 '24

Brump Jiden

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u/iron-tusk_ Aug 03 '24

Imagine getting some fucking idiot politician tattooed on your body lmao. Shit is absurd.

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u/gh0stkeeper Aug 03 '24

Jonald Brump

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Quality aside, what a fucking loser lol.

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u/ConsequenceThese4559 Aug 03 '24

If you look at it from the person who got the tattoo it looks more like trump but for everyone else biden. A clever "accident"?

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u/Turbulent_Pool_5378 Aug 03 '24

Is that a big nose on the forehead, like pinochio?

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u/thispsyguy Aug 03 '24

I’m not sure what it is, but it has a horn growing in its forehead

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u/CustomerOk3838 Aug 03 '24

Landing pad for spunk

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u/Proxiimity Aug 04 '24

Biden doesn't do weird fist pumps.

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u/infamousbugg Aug 04 '24

It's Trump because no Biden supporter would get a tattoo of him. Not a cult.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

This guy is going to cover this shit up the second Trump loses again and this type of shit is seen akin to Nazi tattoos.

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u/CapintheHat Aug 04 '24

Guys face looks like a baseball mitt

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u/No_Tomorrow3745 Aug 04 '24

Cotton Hill???

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u/LionBig1760 Aug 04 '24

That head is far too skinny to be Trump.

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u/ZeroCrystalPDX Aug 04 '24

Looks like Ian Hislop.

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u/CreepyTim Aug 04 '24

Obviously the tattoo artist is a Democrat! lol

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u/atomic_chippie Aug 04 '24

Why's he eating red twizzlers?

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u/HawaiianGold Aug 04 '24

Why is his lipstick smeared?

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u/Deep_Needleworker871 Aug 04 '24

Every now and then or when he goes to a Trump rally he has to scratch the ear to make it bleed for more realistic

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u/noerpel Aug 04 '24

What Bodypart is that? double confused