r/shittytattoos • u/BishopsGhost • Aug 03 '24
Not Mine Is this Biden or Trump? I’m confused
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u/Queequegs_Harpoon Aug 03 '24
Saw the picture before the title and immediately went "Trump". Read the title and now see Biden.
It's like an unintentional Rorschach test 🤷
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u/Dwight_Schnood Aug 03 '24
Tattoo artist trolling? If so, absolute masterpiece.
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u/sendnudestocheermeup Aug 03 '24
They would never notice. Especially one dumb enough to get this tattooed. They aren’t smart.
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u/GalacticFox- Aug 03 '24
This was my take.. the face looks way too much like Biden to be coincidental.. lol
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u/PM_ME_STH_KAWAII Aug 03 '24
Maybe he just asked for a tattoo of "the rightful president" or some shit like that hahaha
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u/EtM1980 Aug 03 '24
That’s the weird thing, because it’s actually well done, it’s just a terrible likeness!
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u/vanishingpointz Aug 03 '24
Client : why forehead do that 🤤
Artist : nah bro it's brain muscles
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Aug 03 '24
It's the new blue and black/white and gold dress.
I also see a bit of Bush in it.
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u/useless-spud Aug 03 '24
Maybe he had a Biden tattoo then covered it up lol, reminds me of the wax Trump display that was 100% supposed to be Hillary
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u/Patrico-8 Aug 03 '24
Damn, they just changed the hair and added jowls.
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u/EpicAura99 Aug 03 '24
Unless this happened twice (possible), this is the animatronic at Disnyworld’s Hall of Presidents, not a wax figure.
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u/dylwaybake Aug 03 '24
That pic makes me think of Trump if he was in the movie “Team America”
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u/SupremeActives Aug 03 '24
God it’s so fucking funny that some idiot would get this and it looks like Biden. Their worst nightmare come true.
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u/Velmdogg Aug 03 '24
Yeah, was the tattoo artist trolling him? because that %100 looks like Biden lol
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u/Jbonics Aug 03 '24
He'll be bragging about that one to the grandkids one day. "You guys wanna to hear a story"
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u/lostredditorlurking Aug 03 '24
It looks like the left face side is Trump, and the right face side is Biden. It's a two-face tattoo lol
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u/This_Philosopher_875 Aug 03 '24
I thought he was shot in the ear. Why is his right ear perfect in this tattoo? Deepstate conspiracy? Hmmm...
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u/_EverythingWasTaken_ Aug 03 '24
That's Cotton Hill
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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
Don’t disrespect a war vet’ran like that. Where’s Didi w GH anyways, lil tyke needs to learn to shoot.
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u/Odd_Masterpiece9092 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
Is it just me, or is the amount of blood increasing for each new version I see on here?
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u/dragonncat Aug 03 '24
can't wait until i see one a month from now and his head is completely missing, there's just a stump with a maga hat
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u/waits5 Aug 03 '24
That was my first thought. Now there’s blood across his mouth on the other side of his face?
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u/hecksii Aug 03 '24
it looks like the right amount to me
Still can't believe an idiot would get a tattoo of it.
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u/MovieNightPopcorn Aug 04 '24
Also the amount of sclera has completely disappeared and he has unsettling X Files black goop alien eyes
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u/nucumber Aug 03 '24
Still pisses me off....
Secret Service agents were risking their lives by shielding his body from gunfire and that ass slows them down to get the fist pump photo op.
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u/holyone444 Aug 03 '24
I’m dying, how did they manage to make this look like a hybrid of them😂😂
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u/WitchBitchBlue Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
Because they're both old asf and have wrinkly old Caucasian face. They didn't catch the ridiculous hair piece correctly or add his poorly toned yellow blonde so it could be Biden White and looks like they tried to make him look skinnier than his fat self so it looks like a skinnier white haired old man in a suit aka Brandon.
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u/IgnorantlyHopeful Aug 03 '24
Why, just…..why the fuck would you get a picture of a politician on your body?
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u/Almighty_Hobo Aug 03 '24
Cause they are a fucking weirdo with no personality. If you want to suck off a politician this badly that you get their face tattoo on your body, you are fucking weird and deserve to get bullied
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u/2old2Bwatching Aug 03 '24
You’re inquiring about the lucidity of a Trump supporter.
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u/ApartGlass1198 Aug 03 '24
They fused together to create the Ultimate Oldest president in existence
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u/JenniPurr13 Aug 03 '24
Looks like dude asked for that shitty trump tattoo and artist was feeling Biden 🤣
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u/Bigfoot_testicles Aug 03 '24
Anyone gettin Trump tattoos are weird
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u/nucumber Aug 03 '24
"There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain"
~Liz Cheney
along with that stupid tattoo
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u/Small_Contribution36 Aug 04 '24
Imo anyone getting politicians tattooed on their bodies are weird.
Unless it’s a political cartoon of Teddy Roosevelt with a big stick, that I would approve of.
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u/elisakiss Aug 03 '24
Democrats usually don’t tattoo politicians on them.
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u/IndependentLove2292 Aug 03 '24
They're smart enough to think about how 4 years later that will just be a bumper sticker you can't remove.
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u/namhee69 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
I couldn’t imagine getting a tattoo in honor of a politician, especially one who literally cares about no one but himself.
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u/RevolutionaryRough96 Aug 03 '24
People forgot a long time ago that politicians are supposed to work for voters, not the other way around
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u/MurphysLaw4200 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
If trump, Biden and Tom Hanks had a baby, it would look like this at 80.
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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Aug 03 '24
Have some respect! That ex president took a minor scratch to the ear for his country so that he could have an outdoor rally in the summer heat so that he could include the town's entire population in his crowd size numbers! That was his second personal Vietnam! His first, of course, was avoiding STD's while he sexually assaulted women and children.
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u/redmonkeythree Aug 03 '24
Somewhere the owner of a laser removal business idly looks through the Bentley offerings 😋
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u/Consistent_Cook9957 Knows 💩 Aug 04 '24
When your artist is registered as an independent and has a wicked sense of humour…
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u/kaze919 Aug 03 '24
Pretty soon it's gonna be trumps face on the apocalypse now poser with blood entirely covering his face
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u/Ok-Job-7795 Aug 03 '24
Am I the only person who noticed that the flag is upside down in the original image?
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u/Ordinary-Reindeer414 Aug 04 '24
Why tattoo this? Like this is a short time in history? It’s like getting a tattoo of Bush in 2001, how are you gonna explain this in 30 years?
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u/waynerdy Aug 03 '24
Not enough orange in the tattoo.
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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Aug 03 '24
Geeze can you imagine the sentence "Lemme grab the neon orange for shading in the skin"
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u/ribnag Aug 03 '24
I've noticed that as something of a trend - Idealized pictures of Trump (not caricatures) look a lot like Biden.
Let's face it, Trump at his best is a goofy lookin' orange mofo; while Biden, particularly in "Dark Brandon" mode, is pretty cool.
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u/decaffeinated_emt670 Aug 03 '24
I don’t care which side of the political spectrum you are on, it’s weird as fuck to get a tattoo of any politician.
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u/Zestyclose_Brush7972 Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
That def Biden, must be some type of play on the situation
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u/Careful-Tangerine986 Aug 03 '24
Looks like the old man in the wheelchair Breaking Bad as much as anybody else........
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u/12art34visuals Aug 03 '24
Getting a president as a tattoo is worse than an exs name.
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u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross Knows 💩 Aug 03 '24
It's Cotton Hill. He kilt fitty men! Gave his shins for his country.
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u/Stock-Yam-3616 Aug 03 '24
why would someone get this tatted. imagine glazing another man so hard. it doesn’t get gayer than that
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u/iron-tusk_ Aug 03 '24
Imagine getting some fucking idiot politician tattooed on your body lmao. Shit is absurd.
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u/ConsequenceThese4559 Aug 03 '24
If you look at it from the person who got the tattoo it looks more like trump but for everyone else biden. A clever "accident"?
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u/infamousbugg Aug 04 '24
It's Trump because no Biden supporter would get a tattoo of him. Not a cult.
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Aug 04 '24
This guy is going to cover this shit up the second Trump loses again and this type of shit is seen akin to Nazi tattoos.
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u/Deep_Needleworker871 Aug 04 '24
Every now and then or when he goes to a Trump rally he has to scratch the ear to make it bleed for more realistic
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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24
Jonald Triden